₦airaland Forum

omenka:
More grease to her kpekus and more strength to his obla.

Their business.

Listening to one of Enya's albums and feeling like I'm floating in the Milky Way right now... Something eerily magical and spiritual about this lady's sounds..

Bro, have u listened to Adiemus by Enya?
Just listen to it with ur eyes closed. Powerful sounds, I tell you!

octopusfreaky:
yea,,have bn fnkin of opening a restaurant strictly for diabetic and cancer patients...They are told to avoid sugary foods and some feel dey cant survive it coz deir taste buds av bn accustomed to sweet things..Meanwhile there are oda less sugary foods that cud taste nice if prepared well..

Prepare food for Diabetic, Hypertensive patients as well as low calorie and weight loss diets. For a start, your target markets shiuld be the high scale GRAs (and Islands in Lagos) or in the state you reside.

Print VERY COLOURFUL AND ATTRACTIVE fliers and take them to hospitals and gyms in upscale areas.

Also, exploit the use of social media as well as register in online directories and services like Hellofood!

In all, target those customers who can afford to pay and not those counting the number of lean meat in d pot.

ikedi94:
i saw dis coming.. Seriously i loved wen pdp was in power despite evrytin dat apend.. Dis present govt is xo wack

If I tell you Wetin dey my mind, u no go fit sleep for 2 weeks.

Perfect headshot!

This policeman should be arrested and immediately sent alone to Sambisa. His services would be needed in tackling BH.

Another promising life wasted by an illiterate, underpaid, frustrated and poorly-trained policeman given a rifle and 30rounds of live ammo.

Most of the posts by ladies on this thread are rationalizing the irresponsible behavior of the wife. Some even went forward to blame the man for his wife's unfaithfulness.

Truly, these bit.ches aren't loyal!

dearsly:
TINUBU n co slots na 98%......... Take note

After you don apply, you wan com discourage others from applying?
Well done!

cudonsic:
GEJ is untouchable on dis case so stop dreaming.as 4 d rest I am yet 2 see FG wit concrete evidence of jailing dem.lastly,where did APC got their flaboyant campaign coins?d fight against corruption should go beyond party lines.buh Dasuki n friends should b dealt wit seriously so dat others wil learn 4rm dat

When GEJ is finally 'invited' by the DSS and he is 'restricted for his own protection', I'll see if you'll so much as make a whimper.

Kindergarten president that made the ND suffer during his tenure.

Thread of the year!

CC: Seun Lalasticlala Obinoscopy Mynd44 Mukina2.

LaurelP:
Nice one.

We have this yet the Federal government approved billions of naira for purchase of BMW cars for government use.
All because its owned by an Igbo man so the government cannot patronize him.
Instead let outsiders take the billions.

If it is owned by an Igbo man and the government refuses to patronize him, why don't the Igbos themselves jumpstart this patronage by buying for themselves?

Why isn't Coscharis selling Innoson vehicles?

This December, how many of the Igbo sons and daughters brought Innoson vehicles back home for Christmas?

Which Eastern Governor uses an Innoson vehicle for personal or official use?

Charity starts from home.

nduchucks:
It is time to mandate all federal agencies to buy Nigerian made vehicles with the exception of armed vehicles needed for security reasons.

Stop making noise. First of all, is your personal car an Innoson product?

Also, how many state governors in the SE use Innoson vehicles?

You can't force others to use a medicine you don't believe in.

MissTechy:
Thank you so much for this free advice.

My bad, I actually meant you shouldn't release more than 49% of your shares. this gives you a 51% controlling stake in your business.

MissTechy:
There was an errorr in that article, i am in the process of sending them a press release to dat effect, amw did not acquire misstechy, amw only bought a small stake in misstechy, and i also have the right to take back my stake if the deals re not met

Excellent! As a lawyer, I think you were properly advised cos I have seen many startups falling into that acquisition trap.

Whatever you do, never release more than 51% of your shares. Thank me later.

Misstechy, nice write-up.

However, I'll like to ask a question.

"Don't you think the acquisition of Misstechy by AMW would limit your long-term strategic influence over your startup?"

Demburrows:
There was this chilling intel report from one intel agency back then in 2013 Green House something or so that blew a sounding whistle before the lagos rainy season floodings. That by 2050 lagos will go extinct hence the continous upsurge of the Atlantic ocean.,,,, since that report tinubu and lagos govt then fought tooth and nail to make sure they take of that report from the surface of the Internet.
We both saw the manifestations of that report this year with huge floodings in some largely part of lagos when the rainy season kick started.
I pity lagos landed property owners and intending buyers cos the marginal product of lagos factor is gradually slopping down. Even some big companies knows this,, hence they are gradually moving to nearby states/provinces.

Nonsensical thrash.

What happened to the much-touted Y2K bug?

Companies aren't moving out of Lagos, they are only moving manufacturing subsidiaries and factories to places with more land and cheaper labor.

Better get proper education.

Normally, what happens is that an accused person is charged multiple counts in a trial and the result of the trial affects them all. Hence, you hear of Igbinedion charged with 120 counts charge, Bode George with 80 count charge, AlMustapha with 12 count charge, etc.

Now, the new trend in dealing with these guys (Dasuki, Kanu, Akpobolemi, etc) is that they hold them on singular charges. That way, if they escape from charge 1, they can't escape charge 2, and the cycle continues.

Let us wait and see how many judges Dasuki intends to bribe, how many sureties he can raise and how many distractions he intends to cause.

For me, I believe he's still gonna be FG property for a long time.

And one maga is gonna pay the bride price of what we have already seen?

free2ryhme:
na person nine months you dey tell this one
Guy, you are wicked

I intended to ignore him, but I decided to put him in his place so that the world would see that not all Nigerians are thieves and fools.

Unionised:
Big Daddy,

Start getting things done and stop being a keyboard warrior.

If you don't have the means to prosecute, there's the OFFICE OF THE PUBLIC DEFENDER.

They will do it for free...

Bro, just keep your thoughts within yourself. There is no need advertising your stupidity for the world to see.

The OPD doesn't take up IP litigation on behalf of parties to a suit. I don't expect you to know that since you have the scruples of an alley cat.

When you throw stones in the marketplace, it could hit a member of your family. That is exactly what happened to you.

FYI, my mom supported the dreams of my dad and stood by him to become what he became.

FYI, I asked that question in order to be able to understand what informed ur jaundiced opinion.

Op, did your mom consider all these before she married your dad?

thisisayus:
Moyo, saying this guy is brilliant is an understatement. I'm sure he ddnt study here with his command of English and phonetic.

Don't let your inferiority complex ruin you. You can study in Nigeria and still have an excellent mastery of the Queen's language. Remember Prof Soyinka was a lecturer in Nigeria when he was awarded a Nobel prize in literature.

Good luck bro.

Oneprodigy:
Bro its the best. Sometime in 2003 I went with my now doctor friend to read at HSLT 1. We took a detour to back of pharmacy to eat o before we proceed to read. my brother, we eventually took okada back to angola to crash serioisly.

hinwazaka:
The interview with Sagay was real and was not done on phone. The interview was done by Sagay as a means to warn Tinubu to desist from the Faleke imbroglio and his recent Subsidy calls. The reporter was simply used and dumped

Lol. Why drag Tinubu into this? Easy with the lies na.

OrlandoOwoh:
The new senate building in unnecessary since there is an existing one with an extention. CBN should used the money to fund the building of lecture theaters.

The management is fond of executing white-elephant projects. At the time that the hostels lacked water, the management decidecd to construct about 6 car parks around the campus with each costing more than 8M NGN each. That was the same year that students didn't have chemicals to carry out experiments.

Just a case of misplaced priorities.

OrlandoOwoh:
I was in Ife recently. The piece of land beside the first bus stop, in front of the restaurant in now being used to construct a new senate building. It is being built by CBN.

Okay.

I hope it's a rugged building like Amphi though. Amphi was built by Israeli engineers with a warranty of 500 years.

Drniyi4u:
They are now building another senate building around that place, a "ship shaped" senate building

Oh, okay.

I just hope they include a restaurant in the new senate building.

OrlandoOwoh:
The toilet in Pharmacy is what I love the faculty most for. It is the neatest and always has water. There is a mirror in it that you can stand in front of to dress.

OMG, I forgo that wonderful place. I used to come there all the way from Awo to use the convenience. From there, I'll now proceed to Law for classes.

opwa4us:
I remember the days of bombata in awo. We had very successful aromatic demonstration in amphi theatre. Can't forget I never paid a single kobo for any show on campus. AWOITE RUN THE CAMPUS. I remain myself. SABUR AWO

I remember that show as clear as day. That was when Don Billion mimicked Obahiagbon and those two clowns mimicked an Islamic alfa and his interpreter.

I actually scaled Amphi side gate to get in. I think John Pillar was the Sec Gen then.

John Pillar Ole, Bombata werey. That was the chant that night.

namedonfinish:
bro, did u ever try out d buka at health sciences..? sweet and affordable..

Yes o, I remember one day I had a class at HSLT C and I was at the buka. When I came out, the lecturer was already in class. I simply walked back into the buka and ordered another plate.

The last time I went to Ife, the place was closed due to some funny directive from the VC. I don't know if it has been reopened tho.

Shoutout to that restaurant behind Faculty of Pharmacy. The ponmo there is the sweetest non-proteinous meat in the world.

Cobhams Asuquo is also a lawyer and he's blind.

Have you guys spoken to Dasuki?