₦airaland Forum

Bro, reduce your price so that you'll get buyers o. Even Jumia's price for a new one is lesser than yours.

ooshinibos: nairaland editors please check your facts ...this blog is becoming unserious and people are leaving nairaland

Ode, is this a news portal?

Nairaland is a blog! Why am I even wasting my MB attending to you? Next idi.ot please.

musulumi: Sorry i need someone's assistance here: who was the letter addressed to?

My mum warns "dont fall into an argument over something that is none of your business"

Your mum is a very wise woman and she will live long.

Pastor Kumuyi said sumtin @ d watchnight svc. He said 'mind your business this new year'.
To this end, I no dey argue Arsenal matter again. If OBJ likes, he should marry Shepopo, na dem sabi.
Provided my name is not on d letter, not my biz. I no be anybody PRO.

ISpiksDaTroof: Dude, how the hell do you always come up with all these nonsensical defenses?

He is an inbred-re.tar.d. He needs no effort at foolishness, it is in his DNA.

cashkid18: 2015 there wil ntin like nig.with d snc cumin up next yr,d yaribas n d core northerners shud be ready to vote for buhari n Tinubu in their oduduwa n arewa republic

kid, shut your gutter. Ojukwu said the same thing 4 decades ago and it got your father's azz wacked.

Earlier today former CAN President and Primate of the Anglican Church Peter Jasper Akinola was carjacked and then subsequently taken away by armed robbers in the trunk of his car. The attack occurred near along Abeokuta Lagos expressway. The former Primate was later rescued by Ogun State security forces personally led by Governor Ibikunle Amosun.

SaharaReporters learned of the kidnapping and rescue operation from the commissioner of Information of Ogun State, Hon. Yusuph Olaniyonu.

Further updates will follow as we receive them

Source : http://saharareporters.com/news-page/former-primate-anglican-church-peter-akinola-kidnapped-and-rescued-ogun-state-governor

OP, I have some properties that may suit your purpose

Allen Avenue
A 5 Floor Office Complex at Soji Adepegba Close, Off Allen Avenue, Ikeja, Lagos.
Price : 150million Naira

Oba Akran Avenue
Purposely built office building on a 4 floors with total office area of 3500sqm and total land area of 6070sqm (1.5 acre) and an expansive car park of more than 60 cars for sale.
Price: 1 Billion Naira.

An Office complex of 3 storey building on a land area of 5000sqm at Oba Akran, Ikeja
Price: 970 million Naira

Alausa Ikeja
A Building on 2 Floors, having Ground and First Floor Office Space, Accommodation and an executive 3 Bedroom Flat on the Second Floor in Alausa Ikeja.
Title : C of O
Price : 160million Naira

Awolowo Way, Ikeja
A purpose built office block with 2 floors, plus ample parking space located at Obafemi Awolowo Way,Ikeja, Lagos.
Price : 210 Million Naira

if interested in any of the above, kindly send me a mail on [b]edited/b]

Thanks.

Loolz. Retarded scammer, U dey use 2007/2008 format for 2013/2014.

You will ask them to apply. After free application, you will reply and tell them that they have been accepted but they need to upload their documents and pay for verification of same documents. The amount is usually minimal (between 1k -3k).

OP, if you no comot this nonsense, Ifa go check Google on top the customized curses wey go follow you enter 2014 O!

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Noted, next e-diot please.

dorox: Is it not amazing that Shilo would be visited by such a glorious sight? I am sure that must be one of the angel carrier transports that brought the thousands of angelic host that papa said was present at the event.
More photos/videos please.

Angel carrier? You folks have turned christianity into a joke.

[quote author=tm-tech]Something is really wrong with us.....
When you detect an error that could even be due to typo-error.... And despite that you fully understand the msg.... You still must point out their error in a very rude manner.... Indians speak and write very bad english, likewise many other countries colonised by GB.....and I have never seen indians castigating their fellow brother for speaking bad english
#encourage pple in a pleasant manner
#try to figure out the msg being passed accross
#am sure if the op posted about a sure bizness or a means to win huge amount of money, you wouldn't care to check for errors.....
#smh[/quote]Noted, thanks. I was wrong. I'm sorry.

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Hmnn... It is a pity.

I was poasteth to Uncle Emeka Grammer School, Abackalicki.

Yuzedo is our hedmastar.

[quote author=KOKOVIBES.com]HBD to him he has been helpful all the way with educative write ups and tips.




PROPERTIES FOR LET/LEASE


(A) Description: Well appointed, newly completed 6 storey block of 10 Nos. luxury flats/apartments.
8 Nos. three (3) bedroom flats/apartment (all ensuite) with convertible
large study and one (1) room help’s room ensuite attached
2 Nos. three (3) bedroom pent houses with one (1) spare room ensuite good for additional bedroom

Location: Strategically located along COD Road, Victoria Island, Lagos
(By Four Points Sheraton Hotels) between Nigeria’s busiest business district
and its neighbouring and exclusive highbrow residences.

Facilities:
i.Electronic water treatment plant
ii. 2 Nos. 365 KVA Stand By generators
iii. Fully equipped gym
iv. Ample parking space on the ground floor
v. Elevator
vi. Swimming Pool and Bar
vii. 24/7 security inclusive of CCTV coverage
viii. Exclusive dedicated electric Transformer
ix. Sewage treatment Plant
(Request for Pictures )


Corporate Tenants by direct contact preferable.
Option of long lease available.

Interested Tenants should contact:

The Solicitors
10th floor, Eleganza House
15B, Joseph Street
Lagos

Tel: 08033268255, 08071892010, 08093268000
Email: alaba@alabaodunlami-co.com



(B) Description: i. 1 No. 5 bedroom wing of Duplex with 2 rooms help’s quarters with
40 KVA generator and 12 Nos. Air conditioners installed and running.

ii. 1 No. 4 bedroom wing of duplex with 2 rooms help’s quarters.
iii. 2 wings of 5 bedrooms duplex with 2 rooms help’s quarters.

Location: Ikosi GRA IV

(C) Description: 2 wings of 5 bedrooms semi detached duplex with 2 rooms help’s quarters each
Location: Lekki Phase 1


PROPERTIES FOR SALE
(A) Description: 1 No. 4 bedroom detached building, with 2 Nos. living rooms
Location: Itafaji Street, Dolphin Estate, Ikoyi, Lagos

(B) Description: Story Building
Location: Tejuosho, Surulere, Lagos

(C) Description: Piece of land with building measuring 1645.7774m2 used as a Petrol Filling Station
Location: Idi-oro Bus Stop, Agege Motor Road, Lagos

Interested Tenants/Purchasers should contact:

The Solicitors
10th floor, Eleganza House
15B, Joseph Street
Lagos
Tel: 08033268255, 08098107200, 08071892010
Email: info@alabaodunlami-co.com[/quote]Why don't you open your own thread instead of advertising here?

Na champagne we dey pop here o!

Oga Lawyer, I want to wish you a very wonderful birthday.

As you have been a blessing to us here, may the Almighty shower his blessings on you.

Wishing you a loooooooong life ahead, HBD.

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Wetin concern Boko_haram wit
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who get pin mouth charger? [/quote]Lazarus, na to use all ya own life beg?

mikeansy: with regrets and I hate to say this but Tony Nwoye is the next Governor of Anambra

University frat boys are ready to lay down their lives to enthrone nwoye

Cultists were on the payroll of Gbenga Daniel and his candidate still lost. Them go just die for nothing.

dorthmaen: I'm in Platon 1 too.
Na moping u do or cooking?

Sanitation. I pack chair comot for parade ground, d gals dey arrange am under the canopy. In fact, my shoulder still dey pain me sef.

OP, is the car bulletproof? Oya answer and let me do the needful.

julicoka: who is on platoon 6 at lagos camp

I'm in Platoon 1. U peeps will be on duty on Sunday.

Ikengawo: This guy is the offspring of one of fela's dumber dancers because he doesn't carry the intelligence and creativity of his father. He's an aimless marijuana addicted agbero. Compare him to Femi and you'll know that Fela invested in one more than the other

Are you always this st.up.id or you are trying to underplay your idiocy. I don't blame you, If your parents had 'done the needful' and invested in N50 Gold Circle, the world would have one less f.oo.l. All you inherited from your father is his inbred ret.ardation, you compound fo.ol of doubtful ancestry.

Op, maybe she wasn't brought up to compliment good meals. Marriage is a school as well as a partnership. It is your duty to teach her and ensure that your kids do not follow her steps. Otherwise, in the nearest future, 190's son may be posting the same thing about your daughter on social media.

[quote author=gree-die]where una dey check the camping thingy plssss[/quote]It is written in ur Call-Up letter. Also, peeps who arrive camp late when the camp is already full would be directed to nearby locations.

[quote author=ndu_chucks]some mumus do not believe in the rule of law.[/quote]Why are you crying louder than the bereaved? What's your own in it?

gazilion: Public Office Holders
1. Ngozi Okonjo Iweala
2. Dora Akunyili
3. Oby Ezekwesili
4. Barth Nnaji
5. Oshiomhole (??)

Religious Leaders
1. W.F Kumuyi
2. E.A Adeboye
3. D. Oyedepo
4. Uma Ukpai
5. D.K Olukoya

Politicians
1. Bakare ()
2. Buhari (?)
3. Oshiomole ()
4. Ribadu (??)
5. Barth Nnaji (??)
The politicians have all got question marks...

It is unfortunate that some Nigerians have a very short memory. Is it not the same Oyedepo that went in company of others to visit Yar'Adua and were settled 100M? When he came back, he couldn't tell us what he saw.

herkeym001: Bros sie. With due respect, you dey MAD SIR.
Your comment isn't correction but an insult.
You don use me gather likes abi, foolish Man.

If the thing pain you too much, you sabi wetin to do? Oya waka comot ya house, turn left, walk straight down, turn right, cross the roundabout, turn left, jump the gutter, you go see one phone booth, dial 0700 FVCK YOURSELF.

afrikanns: I thought as much that the poster would be an iboman, because majority of them (ibos) have sold their birth right since independent.

Despite the fact that the seller (Coscharis) and the beneficiary (Oduah) are both Igbos, it is instructive to note that the whistleblower is also Igbo.
What we have in Nigeria are good and bad people, not neccesarily Igbo, Yoruba or Hausa.