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Real African woman.

See better curves! Not like all these mgbeke girls looking like wall-geckos.

This sexy mama would make me play Premiership in the morning, Serie A in the afternoon and Championship at night. She ask for Recharge card, I buy am base station.

Make I get this one for house, if you see me for Nairaland, make I bend.

Chai...

babyosisi:
My Lawd!!
The presidential candidate is an old man quarter to the grave and the VP is a man of unknown age with a myriad of undisclosed brief illnesses
Did APC swear somewhere that we must have a corpse in Aso rock during this tenure?
Can't they bring healthy young men?

Don't say that. The grave doesn't swallow only the old and infirm, it also takes the young and healthy like you.

onatisi:
you are a compound fool,why don't you ask for more info or task your brain to research more about the issue before exhibiting your outstanding stupidityy

Boy, I won't retaliate your bad manners. It simply shows the type or lack of upbringing you got from your parents.

Counter my point or don't quote me.

First Soldiers, then hunters, then dogs. I'm sure, traffic wardens would be next to be deployed to fight BH.

Talk of treating the symptoms and not the disease.

2015, and Jonathan would be beaten like a drum.

Ha! See what this girl is wearing! She wan seduce me? God forbid.

In fact, D'banj, abeg gimme dis girl number. I want to preach to her.

Jagaban Talking.

SaTANists, keep off.

I wholeheartedly and unequivocally endorse Gen. Muhammadu Buhari.

Beyond endorsement, in 2015, I'm going to mobilize a minimum of 200 votes for him.

Jonathan is already politically dead, we must ensure he gets a befitting political burial in 2015.

Liveair:
If this man was a non-christian, christians would by now be blaming him for not putting his safety in God.

Alas! the christian God has proved yet again that he lacks capacity or will to protect even his own, even with all the numerous biblical promises of protection. Shame!

If your "divine protection" was a lie, how can your promised eternal paradise be true?

If you have a brain, why haven't you seen it?

Since you haven't seen it, how are you using your brain?

If you are not using your brain, I can understand your post.

The Deputy Senate President didn't ask for GEJ's reelection in Church neither the President's wife, it Mr Mbaka himself trying to outdo Orisajefo in campaigning and inside the church too.

Anyway, when a priest starts selling yoghurt and pure water, the glory has departed.

Obinoscopy, is there any governor in Nigeria doing the same thing that Fashola has done with regards to these housing projects?

As regards your houses for 40k earners, why don't you advice Chime or Orji to build that for you?

Is it not hypocrisy that a governor who built a stadium that won't be of benefit to the average man was celebrated on the frontpage, while his colleague who built affordable houses is moved to the properties section?

If Akpabio's stadium could be on the frontpage, Fashola's affordable houses can be there too.

Rogers210:
In fact, you were making a lot of kindergarten sense until I saw the latter part of your post. Just like you posited for the guy you quoted, I also think your conception should have been prevented by withdrawal method. #20 durex will be too much an expense for a never-do-well like you.

Lolz. Ekiti Oniresi, na so e pain you reach?

Enjoy the fresh air and stop advertising your foolishness. Eat your rice and enjoy the darkness.

They baited u guys with rice as if you were rats, now you are complaining of darkness. Well, for your info, according to the Minister of Power, Electricity generation is at an all-time high. Unfortunately, you cant be part of it.

Jonathan till una get light.

Bobbystanley:
No the Problem is from GEJ.

Useless APC e-rats.
All these bush Yoruba people that left their villages and all of a sudden become Lagosians won't go home and fix their problems.

This poster is one of the reasons why I regret not supporting abortion. If his parents had done the needful and invested in N20 Gold Circle, we would have been spared this disease.

As for the Ondo and Ekiti peeps, don't worry, it is part of the transformation agenda of Mr President. From half current to full darkness.

Una never jam anything. Una rice don finish? U should have collected fuel for your generators too.

Awon stomach infrastructure.

Franzeez:
Ask ur stupid father Amechi.... We militants will show guys pepper. Let GEJ be out of that office b4 2019 and u will see us.

Look here, you impotent loudmouth. By 2015, when Buhari becomes the President, I would love to see what you lazy thugs would do.

Under GEJ, Shell is still polluting the creeks and you are making noise with your Tecno phone and Mtn 10MB free data. Nonsense.

For your own good, better Google what Buhari did to Maitasine, print it out and distribute it among your gang.

Lolz. OP, see ya life? You have been made an outcast in your own thread.

Tell your fellow PDP, TANjaweeds and saTANists loud and clear: your days of lying and deceit are over.

Jungle don mature, APC is here!

lilprinze:
"Tambuwal who arrived NASS at about
10:45am in an SUV jeep spotting white
agbada and cap to match was accompanied
by APC lawmakers who shielded him all
through his stay" So APC lawmakers are his new securitiy personal.

No, his security details should have been Corps Members. Don't you remember that Wole Soyinka called PDP a nest of murderers?

BTW, it is personnel and not personal. Don't worry, free and qualitative education is one of the many benefits of voting The People's General.

cjrane:
Big deal?
I am more educated than Tambuwal and contribute more in taxes to Nigeria than Tambuwal, yet i drive myself to work everyday!
Tambuwal driving? Big deal indeed!

Promotion is by God's decree and not by your degrees.

Bro, your education is not in vain. Pray to God to increase you exponentially and vote The People's General to imprison those stealing the taxes you paid.


Nigeria shall be great again.
Buhari 2015

Lummyguy, instead of replying acidtalk and his ilk, kindly channel that energy to your enterprise. The guy can't even provide a sensible response to your posts as you are way ahead of him in intelligence and manners.

Nmeri17:
My dear, if Buhari becomes president and starts misbehaving, you will be unable to rain curses nor speak against him negatively in the media like this whilst continuing to be a Freeman. trust me

So, you agree GEJ is misbehaving? You are her thanking GEJ for free speech when Abe Lincoln freed the slaves more than 200 years ago?

GEJ is my employee, I employed him with my vote. Thus, i can give him a verbal and written reprimand before I sack him in 2015.

Gerrit?

Not only Aliyu Gusau, na Mustapha Owerri. Clueless loser.

Since GEJ is never articulate, I wonder what a panicky version of the Kindergarten President would look like. It would really be a funny sight.

I just hope Orisajefo was there to give them opening prayers.

Nigeria shall be great again.
Buhari 2015

The proposed Toyota factory is to be located in Kobape area of Sagamu-Abeokuta Expressway.

For smart investors and individuals wishing to invest in that area by buying land in that area, there are acres of land for sale.

Kindly send me a PM and lets pick things from there. or contact me on
biz.lawyer at consultant dot com

engrsyer:
Seun Osewa, I think the level at which people are using Nairaland to insult Mr. President's credibility is becoming alarming. For crying out loud, that man President GoodLuck Jonathan is your president and our president of the Federal Republic of Nigeria wether we(Nigerians) like it or not. If we can't open our mouth to insult our parents then why should we insult Mr. President? In Africa we respect elders so much so should Nigerians or Nairalanders respect Mr. President. We shouldn't take his humbleness and quietness as foolishness. Yes, their is freedom of speech but that doesn't warrant any one to insult Mr. President. Please check this issue very well and limit the insults on our President to the bearest minimum. Your blog should not be used as a means of insulting Mr. President at all time. Thank You as I look forward of you eradicating or alleviating the insults.


God bless Nigeria!

Listen up you slave, I employed GEJ with my vote, i feed him with my taxes, clothe him with my taxes, pay for his wife's grammar tutor with my taxes and also pay for his medical and mental check-ups with my taxes. He is my employee and i can call him what i so please. I wont insult him, but I sure as hell would call him what he is.

Meanwhile, the big-nosed thief owes me 20K being my share of the 20 Billion USD he stole from 160M Nigerians. To calculate yours, divide 20Billion USD by 160,000,000 and multiply your answer by 160.

Elan83:
Speakership mantle z on d shulder of Ihedioha d Deputy frm d East. Notin more notin less!

Chest-beating again? When Okadigbo was impeached, why did his deputy not take over and another Igbo man was elected to replace him?

Tambuwal is going nowhere. The APC has said so!

Awon Omo eru, awon Omo ale.

Why can't they come and do it in mainland or central Lagos and let us see them?

Anyway, I hope Seun attends because it would be a shame for someone who combines the work of Abati, Okupe, Reno and Olisa Metuh on Nairaland to be absent.

Seun:
This release purports to speak for the entire house, but it stands to reason that APC members will stand by Tanbuwal and PDP members would not stand by him, and there is nothing in this statement that indicates otherwise. In my opinion, the author of this release can only claim to speak for the entire house if there has been a vote on the matter and the majority agreed with this position: he defected to APC earlier this year.

Why hasn't the PDP caucus in the house denied Tambuwal as their speaker? Remember, in law, the burden of proof is on he who affirms and not he who denies.

Seun:
Was the press release written by the entire house?

See kweshun

When GEJ and his band of criminals said Tambuwal isn't the Speaker, why didn't you ask if they are in positions to elect or impeach the Speaker?

The important thing is that the authors of that statement are in positions to either elect or impeach the Speaker, a position which GEJ isn't.

Look, a fine trap is being set for GEJ and he is falling into it headlong. If you doubt it, why has Ikedioha, Tambuwal's deputy refused to take over since the PDP said Tambuwal is out?

I have said it over again, the APC won't be responsible for Jonathan's loss, it would be the APC guys still in the PDP.

These are the new rules for obtaining a Certificate
of occupancy from The land registry in Lagos
fresh from Alausa so if your thinking of getting
one soon, be prepared and armed with the
following information in addition to my previous
thread for obtaining a C/O :

1. File an application for land information (Sorry i
don't know this price yet but i will get it as soon
as possible)

2. 2 Survey plans copy (Cloth copy or Sun Print)
for charting =N7,500 + Administrative Fee=N3,000

3. Purchase of Private Certificate of Occupancy
Application Form (Residential)=N5,000

4. Submission of Application form to the Land
Registry Alausa with the following sub documents

a. Land Information Form

b. Reciept for land Information Fee

c. Reciept for Application Form

d. Publication Fee in the Alausa

Gazzette=N10,000

E. Capital Conribution=N30,000

f. Land Purchase reciept and Agreement (Duly
stamped) by the family or person who sold the
land to you. If the land is being sold by a
traditional family, they usually have the stamps
but if it is not stamped, it costs N5,000

G. Tax Clearance certificate by
both the new owner and seller of
the land
(This is a new requirement both for the granting of a C/O and Governors consent)
So buyers beware and be prepared to ask for it.

It is a controversial new law and it will cause a
lot of problems because most sellers don't have
a tax certificate but with fashola trying to gather
all the money from lagos through taxes, Land is
now a very hot cake to catch defaulters.

h. Copy of N100 Development Levy Reciept

i. Site location sketch (If you don't have it, then
it costs N5,000 to get)

j.3 Passport photographs

k. Copy of apprved building plan (If property has
been developed)

l. Covering letter to executive secretary land
stating all documents attached.

Also click the thread below to do a full calculation
of what you still require and how to calculate the
c/o yourself! The prices of these things keep
going up unattended and impromptu, but i'll try
and get them as they come!

https://www.nairaland.com/nigeria/
topic-161375.0.html

Cheers!



P:S: This tax wahala na real serious issue now o!
Agents be 100% aware of this new directive, so
that you can adjust your listing and marketing
strategies!

To Buyers who intend to buy properties and get a
C/O in future, start demanding for the tax
clearance from the Seller now or push him to get
one o! Unless no miracle can happen except you
know fashola personally or you can do wuru wuru
in Alausa and My hand no de that kin thing o!

www.nairaland.com/203482/new-rules-obtaining-certificate-occupancy

Cool.
His ministry is moving to the permanent site. From taking from lazy and gullible fools to shovelling from the national treasury.
Another Bode George in the making.

hungryboy:
Chiefu, my advice for u
is that u should take that compensation Obi is giving u oh, your money go finish for lawyer fees if u wan go court oh.

With the way you reason, you can't posses the brain of a human being.

Hungrydog better describes you.

aljharem:
APC !!!

Change !!!!!!!!!

Ode, the deceased was a pdp member of the Dayo Soremi faction.

PDP-Power to the Peniis

20pounds:
Nobody pay rent pass single ladies. Try it and you won't regret. Build high end self-contains for them with large bedroom, kitchen and bathroom. If you do this, you won't regret.

Just a little secret that has kept me on my feet as an estate developer. ( Don't share )

Very true. In Obafemi Awolowo University, there is a BOT arrangement between some private developers and the school management to build student hostels. I tell you, not a single room has been built for male students. All the rooms in the various complexes are for female students.

This is so profitable that even the Anglican diocese of Ife had to invest in this by building a female students hostel complex. 60K per bed (as at 2012), 2 beds in a room, about 30 rooms in all. There are about 8 different hostels with the least charging 100k per room.

The irony of everything is that most of these hostels are fully subscribed to before even completion.

Information is money o!

Well, another option that could be explored is the Build, Operate and Transfer partnership with the preferred Higher institution. You can approach the school for land to build the hostel on. The arrangement could be that you get allocated the land for free and then build with your funds. after an agreed period of time (say like 15-25 years), the ownership and control of the hostel reverts to the school. I am aware that lots of Federal Universities enter into this sort of arrangement and are very open to more of such.

Secondly, for investors resident in Lagos, they should beam their searchlight on the Federal University of Agriculture, Abeokuta. The school has an extremely limited number of on-campus accommodation for its students. Hence, there is a huge demand for off-campus accommodation. Also, supervision in this area is easier due to its proximity to Lagos. Besides, cost of building materials here is cheaper due to abundant stones and sand in the surrounding quarries as well as cheaper cement from the Dangote and Lafarge Cement factories.

Well, I know this because I have been involved in similar projects in the area.