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RomanceRe: How Do You Cope With Gossip Housewives As Neigbhours Being A Bachelor? by MrMcJay(m): 12:52am On Jan 03, 2018
Warripikin08:
.Bro u got me laughing you must be a comedian
If you want to catch a monkey, you must do like a monkey.
PoliticsRe: Breaking!! Darkness Engulf Some Parts Of Nigeria by MrMcJay(m): 12:46am On Jan 03, 2018
somehow:
Too bad OBJ and his friends ate $19B that would have been used to upgrade these equipments during his time.
The reasons why they'll never fix electricity problem are multi-faceted.


1. They would have lesser reasons for outright fraud on power projects. This is self-explanatory.

2. The gap between the developed parts of Nigeria and the underdeveloped parts would be further widened. Someone in Abuja is afraid of what Onitsha, Nnewi, Aba, Agbara, Ikeja Industrial Estate or Lagos would look like with constant electricity.

3. Nigerians' spendings on Petroleum products like diesel and gasoline would reduce. This means lesser profits for Oando, Conoil, NNPC Mega Stations, Capital Oil, etc. These guys are some of the largest contributors to elections.
RomanceRe: How Do You Cope With Gossip Housewives As Neigbhours Being A Bachelor? by MrMcJay(m): 11:35pm On Jan 02, 2018
Very simple solution.

1 Go to Oyingbo market and buy a big bag of unpeeled Egusi.

2 When next they come to your house, put off the TV, say something like 'Mama Chizoba, now that you're here, help me peel small egusi".

3 Use paint rubber and pack a heavy heap of egusi in front of her let her peel.

Sit back, relax and see what God will do.
PoliticsRe: Breaking!! Darkness Engulf Some Parts Of Nigeria by MrMcJay(m): 11:14pm On Jan 02, 2018
Is it high frequency transmission or high frequency OF transmission?

The power transmission lines are obsolete. Even if we generate above what we're presently generating, the transmission lines would collapse just as it has done.

Apart from power generation and distribution, serious work needs to be done on transmission. Some of the transmission facilities we're using are older than a lot of posters here on Nairaland. They've gone way past their shelf life and are due for replacement and upgrades.
PoliticsRe: Femi Adesina Conferred With Chieftaincy Title Of Isimiri Of Mmaku In Enugu(pics) by MrMcJay(m): 10:17pm On Jan 02, 2018
lokobyforch:
Even a goat is celebrated in Enugu... grin

For Christ sake; this man has been a disgrace...
It's not easy to sell an inferior product.
PoliticsRe: Femi Adesina Conferred With Chieftaincy Title Of Isimiri Of Mmaku In Enugu(pics) by MrMcJay(m): 10:16pm On Jan 02, 2018
lokobyforch:
Even a goat is celebrated in Enugu... grin

For Christ sake; this man has been a disgrace...
PoliticsRe: We Will Win Lagos In 2019, Says PDP by MrMcJay(m):
This is the kind of self-deception that they used to ruin GEJ.

The story of PDP in Lagos is the story of the tower of Babel. They are cursed with confusion, hatred, bitterness and defeat.

Every election year, PDP in Lagos usually goes into party primaries divided into various groups. Once the primaries are concluded, they are now divided into 3 parties. The winners, the elders and the disgruntled losers.

The losers work against the winners in the general elections and make them lose. The elders pretend to be neutral but sabotage the winners so that they can't usurp their control of the party. The primary winners now end up as state losers and they end up fighting themselves till the next election year where the cycle is repeated again.

That is a summary of PDP in Lagos.
Christianity EtcRe: 2018 Winner's Covenant Exchange For Living Faith Church by MrMcJay(m): 12:29pm On Jan 01, 2018
If they like, they should even rewrite the Lord's Prayer and edit the Ten Commandments.

If it's not in the Bible, hide your face!
CelebritiesRe: Lilian Esoro Stuns In Angelic Outfit, Shares Adorable Photos Of Her Son, Jayden by MrMcJay(m): 12:15pm On Jan 01, 2018
CplusJason:
She's not as beautiful as before.
Beauty fades with time leaving only the true character of a woman. For those marrying beautiful devils, your torture is a few years away.
CelebritiesRe: Lilian Esoro Stuns In Angelic Outfit, Shares Adorable Photos Of Her Son, Jayden by MrMcJay(m): 12:14pm On Jan 01, 2018
ashewoboy:
Where is her husband? Celebrity marry celebrity, the marriage becomes disaster. You all should take your cue from d'banj. His wife even looks like a virgin even after child birth. No be olosho him marry.
I respect Dbanj cos he kept his marriage a secret. However, Lillian an her ex husband were both in the showbiz industry. It's a bit more difficult for them to keep things under wraps.

Also, Lillian's wife is way older than D'banj's wife. What you're seeking is age taking its toll on Lillian. Unfortunately, she's too dumb to realise that and she's still showing her flattened cleavage.
SportsRe: Time To Stop Betting As Year 2017 Ends by MrMcJay(m): 10:55am On Jan 01, 2018
Betting like every thing is bound to be abused.

Some people over indulge in drugs, some food, some sex, some alcohol, and some talk too much.

If you can't control yourself, that's your problem. You should have the restraint to permutate play, pause, think, continue, pause, think, quit (in no particular order).

For those who turned betting into their source of livelihood, you're the dumbest of all.
PoliticsRe: Did Anyone Else Noticed The Silence Of JOE IGBOKWE / by MrMcJay(m): 8:44pm On Dec 30, 2017
surgical:
He speaks for the APC in Lagos,since they don't have opposition in Lagos what do want him to do.
why would he disturb himself unnecessarily when nobody is disturbing him, he is to chill , relax and enjoy himself.
Your head is correct.

PDP is dead in Lagos, his job is to ensure they get a befitting burial.
PoliticsRe: PDP Reacts To Appointment Of Dead People Into Government Agencies by MrMcJay(m): 8:40pm On Dec 30, 2017
tete7000:
APC on self-destruct mode. You don't build on lies. Everything ends up falling apart. I expect the party itself to soon fall into pieces. It's a question of when.
APC is collapsing in 2019 immediately after the primaries, there's no two ways about it.
PoliticsRe: PDP Reacts To Appointment Of Dead People Into Government Agencies by MrMcJay(m): 8:39pm On Dec 30, 2017
Apart from the dead men appointed, I personally know of an 85-year old man in that list appointed to chair a parastatal by this incompetent government.
Christianity EtcRe: Churches And Mosques To Pay Tax In Lagos; Land Use Charge To Be Reviewed by MrMcJay(m): 1:07pm On Dec 29, 2017
nkemjacob2:
y all focus on church.. everyone commenting on it, what of Muslim. Dont they have structure
All religious structures would become taxable, even shrines.
Christianity EtcRe: Churches And Mosques To Pay Tax In Lagos; Land Use Charge To Be Reviewed by MrMcJay(m): 1:06pm On Dec 29, 2017
Desyner:
When? I have been hearing that tax talk for years.
It's already before the LSHA. This is the first time it's being mentioned in Lagos. The last one was by the FG when they wanted to amend the CAMA to make the income of religious organisations taxable.

Don't be in a hurry, LSHA passes bills speedily. Eg LAGESC law and other laws.
Christianity EtcRe: Churches And Mosques To Pay Tax In Lagos; Land Use Charge To Be Reviewed by MrMcJay(m): 12:44pm On Dec 29, 2017
Desyner:
Stop getting emotional and start reasoning.
Let the govt tax them and let's see.
Yeah.
They would tax them and there's nothing you're going to do about it.
Christianity EtcRe: Churches And Mosques To Pay Tax In Lagos; Land Use Charge To Be Reviewed by MrMcJay(m): 12:43pm On Dec 29, 2017
OBAGADAFFI:
That is a lie,

Are you saying Hospital Outreach, Motherless Babies outreaches, School outreach, Prison Outreaches e.t.c done by Churches are not Charity?
Mention them and give specific instances.

I'm waiting
CrimeRe: Ekiti Community Banishes Prophet Oni Olakanye Over Death Of Woman by MrMcJay(m): 12:36pm On Dec 29, 2017
These women never learn.


This one went all the way from Lagos to Ekiti for one useless charlatan to service her 'lower Iweka'.

Sit down in one place, read your Bible, pray to God, know God for yourself, seek medical solutions and counselling. They would rather jump from one Prophet to another till they jump into problems.

I just wonder what she's going to tell God as she has crossed over to the other side.
Christianity EtcRe: Churches And Mosques To Pay Tax In Lagos; Land Use Charge To Be Reviewed by MrMcJay(m): 12:26pm On Dec 29, 2017
Mariangeles:
Who told you they don't do charity works...? Do your research before commenting... in this country, the Church do the major charity works
Stop telling lies. You're a Christian and that is very bad.

The USAID is the number 1 aid agency in Nigeria. Followed by the UK DFID. Others like the Norwegian Council and others follow.

Nigerian churches (mine inclusive) don't engage in acts of charity. Let's say the truth even if it's not convenient.
Christianity EtcRe: Churches And Mosques To Pay Tax In Lagos; Land Use Charge To Be Reviewed by MrMcJay(m): 12:22pm On Dec 29, 2017
Desyner:
All brawn.
The properties are bought with seed entrusted in the hands of the church leaders. It is up to the contributors to make that decision and not poke-nose govt and posters like you.
Lol
I said your tears have just started. You'll still cry blood.

The Government would tax churches, they would take the Lagosh State Government to court, the Lagos State Government would win up to the Supreme Court and then collate all unpaid taxes and hammer them.

The tax is not even much but they don't want to pay anything.
Christianity EtcRe: Churches And Mosques To Pay Tax In Lagos; Land Use Charge To Be Reviewed by MrMcJay(m): 11:06am On Dec 29, 2017
cstr1001:
Dosen't make sense.

Even in places where the tax regimes are very strict, churches are not taxed , let alone a corrupt shitt-hole like Lagos.

I know i speak against extravagant clergies, but then Churches are like NGOs.

Their donations are voluntary.

Lagos state can as well tax the beggars on the street, or NGOs, or orphanages.
Stop typing like an illiterate.

They aren't taxing churches income, those are tax exempt. They are taxing buildings.
Christianity EtcRe: Churches And Mosques To Pay Tax In Lagos; Land Use Charge To Be Reviewed by MrMcJay(m): 10:57am On Dec 29, 2017
Mariangeles:
The Church will continue to grow and there's nothing you or anybody can do about it.
Amen, Amen and Amen.

Meanwhile, Churches must be taxed. It's unfair for churches to be registered as charities for charitable works and they refuse to do those charitable works.

How many Churches are taking care of IDPs? Its foreign charities doing their jobs.

Let's start from property tax on religious bodies. From there, who knows where next we'll move to.
Christianity EtcRe: Churches And Mosques To Pay Tax In Lagos; Land Use Charge To Be Reviewed by MrMcJay(m): 10:52am On Dec 29, 2017
stonemasonn:
How will they calculate the tax for each church/ mosque?
And what about churches/ mosques that don't generate a kobo?
They'll value the property and tax them based on the value. Mind you, the valuation is to be done by Government valuers.
Christianity EtcRe: Churches And Mosques To Pay Tax In Lagos; Land Use Charge To Be Reviewed by MrMcJay(m): 10:51am On Dec 29, 2017
powerkey:
The plot to repopulate Christianity in Nigeria is starting with Lagos state and sincerely I'm not surprised....

Yorubas don't repent at all. There is no true Yoruba believer. No matter how they claim, they can't do without their their otumokpo.
Lmaooooo
E really pained this one o.

Nwanne, your tears won't change anything. Cry yourself a river.
Christianity EtcRe: Churches And Mosques To Pay Tax In Lagos; Land Use Charge To Be Reviewed by MrMcJay(m): 10:48am On Dec 29, 2017
danvon:
So the House of God is now a business, not surprised at all though, always knew something was wrong with Ambode, it's now we'll seperate the Church from the Business
House of which God?
Even Jesus Christ and his apostles were taxed not to talk of your Churches.

Or is your church bigger than Jesus Christ?
Christianity EtcRe: Churches And Mosques To Pay Tax In Lagos; Land Use Charge To Be Reviewed by MrMcJay(m): 10:46am On Dec 29, 2017
Mariangeles:
Your writeup is filled with CHURCHES and PASTORS... why?
How many shrines have 10,000 capacity buildings in Lagos?

Shebi you're the light of the world? Now, you want to hide under a bushel? God forbid.

Go and pay your tax
Christianity EtcRe: Churches And Mosques To Pay Tax In Lagos; Land Use Charge To Be Reviewed by MrMcJay(m): 10:44am On Dec 29, 2017
pauljumbo:
The focus is church
Before nko, na shrine them for focus on?

Ye are a city set on a hill. Pay tax for that city o!
Christianity EtcRe: Churches And Mosques To Pay Tax In Lagos; Land Use Charge To Be Reviewed by MrMcJay(m): 10:33am On Dec 29, 2017
Desyner:
You are speculating. How does the church make profit? You will probably speculate further in answering that question.
The tax is one income and not profit. Or still you need me to define them for you?
Christianity EtcRe: Churches And Mosques To Pay Tax In Lagos; Land Use Charge To Be Reviewed by MrMcJay(m): 10:32am On Dec 29, 2017
Jupxter:
Absolute rubbish. The function of the church is already one that provides services
Which service does the church provide?

Building mega churches when the members are homeless,
Pastors living like Pontius Pilate when members are living like Lazarus the beggar.
Christianity EtcRe: Churches And Mosques To Pay Tax In Lagos; Land Use Charge To Be Reviewed by MrMcJay(m): 10:31am On Dec 29, 2017
Desyner:
The church and mosques(if taxable) will soon retject this injustice. Buhari son will soon be flown abroad with tax payers money while those who pay the tax can't afford such.
If it were to be a church member who can't afford a church school we criticize the pastors but here govt officials are taxing us against our will and enjoying what we can't enjoy. Any attempt to tax the church is an attempt to tax the people twice.
When you won't read the post before typing nonsense. The tax is not on the church income as that is exempt from taxation by the Companies and Allied Matters Act.

However, the tax would be based on the properties occupied by those churches. Na RCCG go suffer am pass. You claim not to make profit but you're buying multi billion naira properties. Meanwhile, your members are in IKEJA General hospital unable to pay hospital bills and waiting for divine intervention.

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