vybzkartel:
Of late, we hear so much about pastors trying to and succeeding to rape/sexx the opposite sexz.

I believe there are many of such experiences yet to be shared. If you have had such experiences, drop i t here.

Mind you, there are very good pastors in town. Please don't generalise.

Yeah.. A pastor approached me as a guy oo

Mrfeel:
All the foreign countries that supported Nigeria during the Biafra war, did so not because the care about Nigerian unity they did it because of the oil, shell company spent hundreds of millions on the Biafran war, Britain did the same, so they are just ripping the fruit of their labor, Nigerian government should pay that money

You're so right bro.. Russia supported Nigerian government with heavy weapons and ammunitions in order to get the right to build the biggest steel mill in Africa.. holding on 60%of the gain.. buh The Ajaokuta steel mill never kicked off till today.. the Russians left it a long time ago.

SamuelAnyawu:
Army looking for excuses to hide their incompetence. We wey dey Borno know the truth. I know about 7 LGAs in Borno 95% controlled by ISWAP. ( Marte, Abadam, Kukawa, Baga, Gudzamal LGAs the Army should march towards that LGA and that will be the end of ISWAP)


It's Wednesday can we me at Command Club ladies night at Baga road Maiduguri?

Maybe you should take it easy and calm down.. there is a definite reason for every military action..
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Which time wey you go come that side, may I know whether I fit come out!

SamuelAnyawu:
Abba Mainok was very popular. I hope he is truly gone

E be like say you don come this side before.

Ombre:


Oga Sir may your days be long.
Compliments Sir.

These folks just throwing smoke like they really know what they saying about the military structure.

You won't blame them sir.. Things change everyday..

Rafiq2:



We pray for ur success & safety at all times, You shall always decimate ur enemies and always come home to see ur family by the Grace of God. Amen

Amen and thank you sire.

AntiBalaka:


Can a non NDA officer hold command position?

Stop spewing trash!

Bro, you are correct in some instance and wrong in some... there is something called "Regularisation"- where you convert from Short service to full regular commissioning same with NDA counterparts..
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and I am on SSC and I'm commanding a unit here in Kodunga.

Call me Asap- 08058694004... And please, make sure you have all the details and evidence before you do.

PureGoldh:


Sorry to ask... Did you buy the phone brand new or second hand?

Brand new sir, charger, ear phone all intact

I was duped in Main market, Onitsha the day before yesterday.
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I bought a nice tecno phone, clean, looked real only to use it for only a day and it started hanging, shutting down on its own..and the battery draining within minutes.
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I kept asking this guy, "are you sure this phone is good and original??, he said yes, na tam tam phone.
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I will bring down main market today.. because I was not in uniform that day, the idiot thought he had seen mugu...
kai, the way I vexed last night ehh..
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so you guys should get ready to see the news, "Army officer assaults man in main market".. nonsense

See earlier thread

https://www.nairaland.com/5336531/nigerian-marked-photos-wasnt-part

One Of The Three Drug Suspect, Chika Odinakachukwu Has Been Released.

We were in a clearance operation on the outskirt of Konduga yesterday when I got word from my dad that My younger brother, Chika Odinakachukwu Austin also known as Shadow has been released from custody in Cambodia.

He was not among the drug dealers.. He just saw his fellow Nigerians in a foreign land and greeted them in the spirit of brotherhood and was caught by a CCTV.

So I surfed through Nairaland from yesterday to this morning to know if our dear bloggers will carry the news.. but I got to understand that our bloggers don't actually followup a news to its final conclusion.

I decided to take the bull by the horn..
Odinaka is innocent.. He was a good kid..

I pray Lalasticlala will push this, so people will see it.

Babanlagenius:
N-ational Y-ear of S-ex C-omfort.

I remember one Corp member that came to replace me in Benue.
He used to pray at length, with bible here and there. He couldn’t resist the Benue big ass girls. One cold evening, after I finished watching Chelsea vs Liverpool I just entered his room suddenly.... My brother, Na WAEC student he they lash.
My response was
“That’s the spirit bruv ”

Benue girls hardly have ass... they are blessed with boobs both old and young..
They get promiscuous right from secondary school.

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Dynamiq:

Please I am curious about what you just said, because I used to know her personally, as we went to the same secondary school and university: please what do you mean by she really look different in real life? As in, did she look better in real life or otherwise? Sorry for the probing question please.

I meant that she looked fresher in the pictures than real life... which is normal for most girls...

OGHENAOGIE:
politics don consume our brain dsts yy u see nasty comments here...but wat is the true situation in baga....

To be honest with you sire, I don't know...
my AOR is in Maiduguri and due to the porousness in the military formation down here and the fear of boko haram infiltration into the army.. information like this dont just go around.. I'm just a lieutenant..
We sometimes rely on hearsay, rumors and social media..
but I know attacks has been going on in Baga against formations there.. and soldiers has been fighting to maintain their position... we've been placed on high alert and combat readiness for the past 4days... I cannot really give you any information now.

TechCapon:
I saw a video a soldier made on twitter. The soldier said so many soldiers have died and he and his colleagues are running away from Borno state because they don't have adequate weapons to fight. He said whenever Nigerian army is ready to supply them good weapons they'll come back. My questions is "what about the pictures of weapons boko haram seized from Nigerian army ?" Are those weapons not good enough for combat ? I'm beggining to think our soldiers are the problem not government. I may be wrong though. SEE video here https://twitter.com/renoomokri/status/1079505798105985024

Sometimes, I and my colleagues do read everything you guys post here with a heavy heart and pity for your ignorance towards the real happenings in the theatre of war or the military generally..
That boko haram took pictures of few weapons they captured shouldn't give you the idea that they took large cache of weapons.. what they won't show you is that most of the weapons has no ammunition or is not combat worthy.

There is a clear difference between having weapons and having ammunitions to use in those weapons.. as a lieutenant heading a reconnaissance team of 12men, I'm assigned only 2 drum magazines of 30rounds capacity, with no renewable chance until exhausted.. my men are issued one each... now tell me sire, how many people do you wish to kill with 30bullets? how do you defend yourself with 30bullets with no assurance of a side arm(pistol)??

The APCs(Armored personnel carriers) you see boko haram capture, which are not made to participate directly in combat like the AFVs is not even equipped with the normal M50cal weapons as it should for defense... most of the automobiles are not temporarily in service, that's why boko haram tend to burn them instead of taking them..
out of my whole team, only 7 has rifles and is equipped for combat, the others, their rifles jammed or either went to Kaduna for servicing or permanently out of service.

In order to sound woke or informed, you guys tend fabricate things or make certain conclusions that you think is right which is actually wrong, endangering humans like yourself somewhere fighting for the survival of everybody.

I have a lot of things I still want to say.. but I will stop here cuz duty calls.

Dude released a video on the rape.
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Why is the video not here??

psalmjoesam:

SWAT,Colony(starring Josh Holloway), Power,and try watching one French-speaking Netflix series about a group that tried robbing a Central bank,lit!

Thank you very much bro

Jennifer89:
Someone should please suggest season movies for me

I need that suggestion too

That's your mom

yomibelle:
her caption sef, which specie of English language is that?
And OP, dem tell u say na sleep dem dey sleep?
I don't know when sleep turn news


FTC?, issok.
I dedicate this to the village people where I currently stay
Got the fright of my life when I saw a hen following about yesterday
I chase fowl, im no gree leave me
Las las, I just had to enter a house

That's a direct translation from Spanish... The original post was not made in English..
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Jesus, I wonder how a lot of you pass exams..

Her eyes... Very lovely...
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Imagine when she's older and you're grinding her and looking deep into those eyes... Paradise.

Please, you guys should help a brother
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Generate research problems and hypothesis for me on the topic below..
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"The impact of pidgin on student's competence in Nigerian universities"
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Reasonable contributions please.

More pictures

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Azmodan:
Nairaland is ranked based on visits

How much is he worth

Nairaland doesn't make even a quarter of this annually

Fact!

The guy dey struggle , he isn't rich at all

Quote me if una like

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Lol... Who the gods wants to kill, they first make mad...
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I am highly baffled and disgustingly petrified that a supposed sane individual could ascertain that the biggest forum in Africa can't make up quarter of that amount annually..

Nairaland has more daily visits both from members and guests and advert space more than Linda Ikeji... and you think Linda is richer than Seun??

There were a lot of questions about this young man today being his birthday... thus, I decided to bring this here...
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FULL NAMES: Oluwaseun Osewa
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DATE OF BIRTH: 17th July, 1982
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OCCUPATION: Webmaster,Site Owner And Business Man
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NET WORTH: Nairaland.com ranked to be worth $ 8,737,200.00 {N 1,602,839,340.00} by pageranker
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MARITAL STATUS: Not Married
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INTRODUCTION
Seun is an Ogun state born Programmer,Webmaster and business man, he’s the founder and owner of Nigeria and Africa’s largest online Forum NAIRALAND the website was the most visited Nigerian and African Site untill 2015 according to Alexa ranking. Seun is a very successful online entrepreneur and a very private person.
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EARLY LIFE AND BACKGROUND
Seun Osewa was born and raised in Sango Ota Ogun State Nigeria. He grew up learning and knowing the technological part of life.
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Seun osewa has been interested in the internet business since he has known what internet is and how to use it.
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Seun enrolled as a student in the University Of Ile Ife to study electrical engineering in 1998 but he did not finish. No, he wasn’t rusticated. Too brilliant to be. Looks like he dropped out of the school to pursue his programming dream and here he is today.
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Even though seun never mentioned the year he was introduced to the internet it is obvious the year should be between year 1999/2000 as the the full inspiration of coming into the internet business should be around 2002. And he finally crossed into the internet business in the year 2003.
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CAREER AND LIFE
Seun started his internet career in the year 2003 after going into the webhosting business.
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He had attempted to start a web hosting business, but after 3 months he could only boast of one customer, so he ran out of capital and the business died.
It would probably have succeeded if he had managed his capital more wisely or raised more money as he got many hosting requests he couldn’t satisfy later that year.
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After that first failure, he was encouraged to get certifications and a regular job, but he couldn’t go back to that kind of path after tasting creative freedom, so he kept researching business ideas and presenting them to friends and family, but no capital was forthcoming to carry any of them out. He did this for less than 2 years.
(The last idea was a site for sending SMS messages. He picked up Python to implement it.)
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Eventually, he decided to start a web forum, because it was the only idea that required no additional capital: he already had Internet access and a $15 per month VPS graciously paid for by a family friend. He created 3 forums in November 2003 (one for higher institution students, one for IT discussions, and one to cover the emerging GSM industry; the Mobile Nigeria Forum at MobileNigeria.com)..
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The Mobile Nigeria Forum took off, so he relaunched it in February 2005 with the assistance of Mr. John Sagai Adams, who posted a link to the forum on his mailing list and participated enthusiastically in those early days.
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Other mobile enthusiasts like Mr. Yomi Adegboye pitched in to make the site a success. In a month or so, the forum had about 300 members, but the growth potential didn’t satisfy him.
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He decided to start Nairaland when he noticed two odd things about MobileNigeria:
(1) Despite its narrow focus, it was the only Nigerian community that gave a voice to Nigerians at home. Most other Nigerian sites were owned and dominated by Nigerians in the US or UK. They covered only issues of interests to Nigerians abroad.
(2) The off topic section of the forum, covering topics outside telecoms, like romance and jokes, was becoming more vibrant than the Mobile Nigeria Forum itself, suggesting the need for a more general-purpose Nigerian forum.
This gave him the confidence to take forums like Naijaryders and Talknaija head on by starting a general purpose discussion forum with a strong bias towards issues of interest to Nigerians at home. He felt that such a site could attract enough traffic to make enough money from Google adverts. That’s why he started the Nairaland Forum.
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Seun’s initial plan was to be making upto 60k per month but it turned out as time goes on Nairaland got much higher traffic than expected making his income on Nairaland much more than expected.
As Nairaland grows seun had problems with spammers flooding the forum so he started getting helps from moderators he selected.
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Seun got help in updating the forum’s frontpage and keeping it clean by moderators like Mukina2 a female mod who has been working with seun since 2007 and others.
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As time goes on seun kept enjoying his money gotten from Google ads until year 2012 when Google removed his website because nairaland has too many sexual topics. Which made seun start selling his own ads space on nairaland just like other sites like facebook.com,linkedin.com and etc.
People say seun gets more income from selling these ads spaces than money gotten from Google but he never confirmed that.
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In the year 2013 seun entered the Forbes list of best African successful entrepreneurs under 30. Which got him more huge reputation amid-st other co-webmasters in Africa.
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Seun was said to be earning as much as 5-6million naira per month when he still works for Google ads but as at 2014 selling ads space was calculated to be generating him as much as 3-4million naira he never confirmed that though.
In 2011 seun was approached by a group of company who wants to buy nairaland for 1 million dollars which is 155million naira but he rejected the approach, and even nairaland’s estimated worth by a site ranker for the year 2011 was 512million naira making it the most expensive nigerian site.
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Despite all these money seun whom is expected to be leaving in one huge mansion in estates like Banana island lagos only lives in his hometown sango ota ogun state a very close little city to lagos state.
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Fame power, money we all love and seek to have. But as someone that knows Seun quite well -even if not physically yet, and may never – the guy just doesn’t appear to like the celebrity status. Some people use money to buy fame, Seun uses money to run away from it! There are people that will pay to meet Seun Osewa in person, but he has refused to show himself.
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With the largest African online forum under his control, more than half a million people that depend on his online website to make their day, Seun can easily wield power. But all those appear not to be his style.
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A case in point: when he was listed by the organizers of The Future Awards in the controversial “Nigeria’s 100 Best” list, which presented him with an opportunity to dine with the celebrities in Aso Rock (what some people will pay millions to get), it didn’t even freak the Ota-based geek. Rather, he sarcastically commented on my Facebook wall when I raised a criticism of the TFA list that, “oh, it’s a good list because I saw my name there”. Oh, he only saw his name there, he didn’t partake in anything – a free ticket to visit Aso rock but he never went. Such is Seun’s abhorrence for fame.
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We shall conclude seun looks upto Facebook founder Mark Zuckerberg as they both have same attribute of seriousness in their field, Facebook founder wore just one tie throughout a whole year to show a sign of seriousness in making Facebook a real big thing and so seun also used just one profile picture in all his online accounts including nairaland for over 2years in which he is till using as at 2014 to show a sign of seriousness in making nairaland much more huge.
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Seun once aspired to be a movie producer but never was, may be he is going start in future.
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Some people do think seun is a (born again christian) because of some of his gentle gentle pretense but he is totally not. It looks like he is a great fan of actress tonto dikeh hence he gets involved with posts related to her often on Nairaland.
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He is also a great fan of a popular tv series GAME OF THRONES.
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AWARDS AND ENDORSEMENTS
Nominated for few awards
NO DEAL…
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RUMORS AND SCANDALS
He was rumored to have been involved with a criminal named Seun Noibi back then in 2011 when sahara reporters published the news..
Was said to have been uncool with one of his most hardworking mods on nairaland ever which are Sexkilz and Ogugua as he was said to have been unappreciative of their free services for Nairaland.

Lol... This is Nigeria... it is normal..
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My commanding officer(a lieutenant colonel) has a degree in Economics and a P.HD in Crime and peaceful resolution..
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Buh giving a straight forward/direct order in English without putting in Hausa is a combat stress on its own..
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His mission statements and assignment reports are normally edited by myself and my colleagues cuz the kain join join English wey dey full am ehhhh...
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We all know how he got his certificate shaa...

Donald95:
If the dream is Negative, it is a clear warning to stay off.

Emphasis are made on things that are important.

Important message is always confirmed and you have received such

It was a series of event... some were negative while some positive..
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No matter how much I would love to stay off... an assignment is an assignment.

Ahmed0336:
Pray over it. Hope no be Maiduguri u dey go?

No sire... a more peaceful state.. but the dream is exactly disturbing.
I just hate things I can't explain.

Mercurypanther:
You Don't have to Be afraid of anything, pray and commit it into God's care. Just be a little careful about the Environment. Believe me... There is a message hidden behind Every Dream.

Note::
1. try within your Human understanding to interpret it. Ask the Holy spirit 4 interpretation.
2. If the Dream gives you a bad interpretation simply avoid going to the Event or occasion. If possible.

LASTLY. Since it appears Twice in exact pattern. That's simply a Revelation.

Thank you very much... I'm not really good at prayers but I will try and put your advise into practice..

I can't really reject an assignment