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We have all been saying it wrong...it is infact " i am at anger" and not "ayamantanga" lol

get it, got it...ok fine...bye guys lol

Nice

Hello...i noticed i am not really too happy here in 9ja because i am a little bit lonely...i need a nice good loving and understanding woman to cuddle, kiss, make love, gist and do things together...

Single ladies, single mums (dont worry i got a kid, but my kid and babymama live oversea) so i know how this works ok lol...married but still lonely? well, you all can still say hi to me... lets see where this takes us

I know most ladies are lonely like me

Modified... 9ja take it easy, una too dey fear...just saying what i feel and some idiots already saying shits...

Na wah o

talk2alabama:
You know what... I think you are an Atheist

lol im not o...well, but thats your opinion

Though i am not an atheist,i tend to question a few things about life and religion...so as i was jejely going through the internet this morning,i came across the below

'Think back the first time you ever heard of god, now replace it with the word Sam, there you go, Sam bless you.. some people would have still believed in the word sam if they were told that first'

Hmnnnn im still thinking about it and felt i should share it let me get your opinions

Wow...story use style plenty...it is well...

Life is hard, we all know (except most people who are born rich)... tell me, whats the brokest you have ever been and the kind of situation you where in at the time...lets us know, your stories could be inspiring to others passing through a lot right now...

Best answer ever?

Makes 25million naira BBN money, chicken feed...omen see owo

Its Nigeria mehn...i was embarrased too 3 days after returning back just because of my wife and son's pics on my phone...its pathetic

All this their "books" they have been releasing recently, well...weh done sirs...

Beginning to like this guy nnamdi kanu...he got balls mehn.. and on his idealogy, i wish him the best because like i said, he got balls and is really passionate about this thing

Letter of Administration...

Yes of course...in malaysia, singapore, china

The saddest thing about this incident is that its possible most of the calabar residents taught by these unqualified teachers the past years are possibly working by now and feeling educated..it is a case of been a "literate illiterate"...its sad

Dress responsibly guys if you dont wanna be looking like this later on lol

I am happy for him...thank God...but if i read that story right, he went to drop off his "female" companion while he bought easter drinks for his family? Cheatin? Ayam not understanding..thank God for him anyways and between, i love the way the wines are arranged...na to manya to stupor lol

*Hon. PATRICK OBAHIAGBON's EASTER GREETINGS.*

As we join Christians in the celebration of Easter, may we truly reflect on the quintessential modus vivendi of Master Jesus;
The Christ, who peregrinated this incarnation as an exempli gratia of self abnegation, puritanical
excrescence, spartan discipline, mental magnitude, hierophantic candour and altruistic
effusions,qualities which have become a
desiderata for national resurgimento.

Beyond the fugacious razzmatazz of the
moment, I seriously call attention to the rutilanting and coruscating modus vivendi of Master Jesus the Christ and I dare pontificate
that save and until we viscerally emblematize
the virtues of self-immolation, quintessential
abnegation, eulogizeable simplicity, Christ-like
humility and immerse ourselves in a platonic
emotionalism of agape love and communalistic
service, we would have woefully failed in learning and imbibing the true meaning of EASTER.

We must elevate this moment from a proscenium of joie de vivre into one of meditative transcendentalism”.

HAPPY EASTER.

TheeDetective:
What level of bleaching is this again o see fanta face and coke hands. See makeup o, I guess the man like am like that .

lol the groom loves it i presume lmao...it could be their culture tho...thats the only logical explanation to this bs lol

abi @lalasticlala fit get another explanation? Lol

yvelchstores:
What sort of evil is this?

lol

Wondering how she manages to keep a straight and relaxed face with make up like this lol...and the fact that no one even told her about it, not even her supposed husband is amazing

Eddygourdo:
Did you wash ur pot before cooking ?

yes o, i washed the pot...i even double checked by rinsing the pot again before cooking...i always rinse my stuffs before using them even though they have been washed previously...

Wow, i am disgusted right now...so, while i am in Nigeria trying to enjoy my kinda longggg vacation here...i fell in love with eating indomie noddles and eggs every morning...so, cut long story short, this morning while cooking indomie noodles, i noticed and watch a little bug or insect whatever crawl out (because i normally parboil it first for a few mins and then throw out the water, then add up d sauce and whatelse i might be putting in, then just leave for about a min to steam up, and its all set)


omg i was freaked out and seriously, i am still scared of eating even anything right now...

Like seriously, abeg nor burst my brain this saturday morning lol

Amebo123:
OP abeg make up your mind is it a lion or a tiger?

Lol...guy u wicked...

nice one from the Esama to the Oba

Na wah

And the answer is 67

When i was 6, my sister was only 3 years my junior which is half of my age 6...now i am 70, she would be 3 years younger, making it 67...

get, got it...ok good...

Everyone with 67 as an answer should pls see me in my office while the others, well, the lord is your strength lol

Lol...the people answering with 35...what formula did u use? Lol

Any more people thinking they are the sharpest tool in box? I need more answers lol

When i was 6, my sister was half my age...now i am 70, how old is she now?

answer this riddle correctly and win a trip to.......