We all know jazz stories are bullshit.

One idle someone just wakes up and cooks up a big fat lie, he tells someone, the someone tells someone.
And on it goes.

None of them has ever witnessed a manifestation of jazz, but they'll tell you stories like they were there.

So you killed two roaches and started messing around with their bodies.

You're really idle.

24hourNigeriane:

Why

See question.

Do you know her instagram handle or not?

24hourNigeriane:
She's a sexy model with bold head she love showing her boobs in public She shared this $exy plus photos on her Instagram page
More photos here 18+
https://dianaplay..com.ng/2017/06/this-photos-of-this-girl-has-got-people.html?m=1

What's her instagram handle?

What is pussy?

And what was happening to the girl in that picture?
Was she having a nightmare?

Are you trying to show us how lucrative kidnapping is?

mangala14:

I don't plan on getting married.

Welcome to the club.

hopefulLandlord:
how did this guy become atheist

He's actually an atheist now.

The lord is goody goody.

mangala14:
This wedding according to dailymail cost €5 million. That's some whooping money.

To also think that Rob Kardashian shagged this bride back in 2013.

Wetin concern me self?

Believe it or not, a certain Sikiru has shagged your wife some years back.

I want to repent.
Yesterday night, Jesus appeared to me and took me on a journey to hell.
It was horrible.

I saw Satan raping sinners in their asses, I don't want to be a victim.

Pastor pray for me.

Lmao.
Happy birthday.

Lalasticlala must be high on gorilla breast milk for pushing this to frontpage.

Your questions are hilarious.
Only someone who reads minds can answer them.

Just keep calm until she visits, you'll know whatever she wants by then.

NwaAmaikpe:
There is nothing wrong with it..



The Bible says in all things be holy..


Sometimes when my girl is dry, I use it to lubricate her too.
Not only does it anoint the act, it acts as a divine contraceptive and protection.

animalscientist:

Write Jamb In 400 Level?

Oh I see.
You're stuck
Sorry bro.

Dimples129:


I'll give you my trick:

Mix:

1 tea spoon of honey and 1 tea spoon of sugar and squeeze fresh lemon on top. Mix it all and apply it to your face and rub it in gently. The sugar works as exfoliating and the lemon and honey disinfect the skin. Let it dry and wash it off.

Next:

Mix honey, natural yogurt and porridge in a bowl and apply to face and let it dry. Mixture should be paste like so keep adding the porridge to firm the mixture. Do this every other day and enjoy soft, smooth, and glowing skin.

I saw the results within 2 days and my face hasn't gone back to dry and rashes since. You could stop using it for weeks after and your skin will still be beautiful and when you notice it coming back just do it again.

Lmao.

I love your face tho.

Jostico:

Yet unmarried
why is she hot?

How is it your business that she's unmarried?

animalscientist:
Try And Talk Sense To Him About Lautech And Moreover Try As Much As Possible To Get To Osogbo Or Better Still Invite Aregbesola And Find A Lasting Solution About The Strike
Tired Of Staying At Home

Lmao
Better go and rewrite JAMB.

I feel your pain tho.

I've screwed lots of girls who were in "serious relationships" at the time.

But that's none of my business.

aminu790:
This one is an agent of Demon. A muslim would not say this

Oh it's called SARCASM.
Something an intelligent person would know.

dalaman:


I said I won't join.

You must join!

Or else we'll find you and behead you for allah.

CIOSYLVA:
U remember the parable of the lost sheep..

Definitely u are a lost sheep and believe me in ur case the shepherd will not bother himself searching for u..

And who are you to decide that?

The poster above the one above me tho.

You go fear "toasting"

kdon0000:
Wa aleikum salam
No, it doesnt spoils ones fast. It only does when one ejaculates.

I think it depends on how the erection got there in the first place.