₦airaland Forum

senior123:
Enough of this religious hate and bigotry. Everyone is moving on to leave religious sentiments behind in public and political agendas. Anyone who does not want to take this peaceful route out would be left behind by the rest of us and we will not apologize about this. Chibok girls are missing and rather than state that children have captured help is required, it is turn into a christain muslim thing. When you know fundamentally these are just external non-muslim and non-christain forces trying to stir trouble. Stop it really.
So what do you want to now? Fight all christains?

Nobody wants to fight anybody. All i'm saying is they're still minors so why forcefully change their fate?

asadike:
Hold it right there op. Where is your source? Stop spreading unconfirmed rumour. Christians were not d ones that started boko haram in d first place so becareful what u put down on social media

Unconfirmed you said?

Almost 1600 kids were stolen from the three troubled states under the guise of helping children affected by insurgency. But the kids ended up in a church in Edo State and you saying it's rumor.

FORCEFUL CONVERSION OF IDPs TO CHRISTIANITY?!

This inquisitive caption naturally irritates the minds of sincere Muslims and catapults same to a fact finding assignment in order to save the souls and lives of our precious sons and daughters against being converted to any belief not accepted by Allah the Almighty if it turns out to be true.
One wonders about hues and cries and unprecedented concern shown on the lamentable and unfortunate plight of the abducted Chibok girls. I pray to Allah the Knower of everything to quicken the return of these girls to their families safely. My wonder however is informed by the fact that these kind of concern, hues and cries have NOT and are NOT being shown on the fate of such children alluded to in the caption above. Reports have it that up to 1000 Muslim children - amongst the IPDs- from North East- have been relocated to a state in the South and are allegedly converted to Christianity !! Similarly, one wonders on why the criminal silence and under reporting by the media about the missing of a lot of children and adolescents in Damasak area of Borno state.
Is it an act of double standard??

the guy is chilling in there

That awkward moment when u realise Charly Boy is older than Tinubu

affairsnaija:
start pratice early to stay focus

Bro can you pls forward a copy of the Past Question elnuur111@gmail.com thank you

Mr man you are in no position to make demands...jst continue chillin in kuje for the main time

Op don't be this naive go back and read Zakkazy's history and have a rethink

oludare007:
And where in the world is a governor not having power over how he manages the money in his Treasury?

Who will be doing the management if a govnr doesn't? Why is he even a govnr?

Free and fair elections never happen anywhere...

There is always manipulation. The only thing I detest is the violence!

Aptly put

MAN RULES

AT LAST A GUY HAS TAKEN THE TIME TO WRITE THIS ALL DOWN
FINALLY, the guys' side of the story. ( I MUST ADMIT, IT'S PRETTY GOOD.)
WE ALWAYS HEAR 'THE RULES' FROM THE FEMALE SIDE
NOW HERE ARE THE RULES FROM THE MALE SIDE
THESE ARE OUR RULES!

PLEASE NOTE. THESE ARE ALL NUMBERED #1 ON PURPOSE!

1. MEN ARE NOT MIND READERS.
1. LEARN TO WORK THE TOILET SEAT. YOU'RE A BIG GIRL. IF IT'S UP, PUT IT DOWN. WE NEED IT UP, YOU NEED IT DOWN. YOU DON'T HEAR US COMPLAINING ABOUT YOU LEAVING IT DOWN.
1. CRYING IS BLACKMAIL.
1. ASK FOR WHAT YOU WANT. LET US BE CLEAR ON THIS ONE:
SUBTLE HINTS DO NOT WORK!
STRONG HINTS DO NOT WORK!
OBVIOUS HINTS DO NOT WORK!
JUST SAY IT!
1. YES AND NO ARE PERFECTLY ACCEPTABLE ANSWERS TO ALMOST EVERY QUESTION.
1.. COME TO US WITH A PROBLEM ONLY IF YOU WANT HELP SOLVING IT. THAT'S WHAT WE DO. SYMPATHY IS WHAT YOUR GIRLFRIENDS ARE FOR.
1. ANYTHING WE SAID 6 MONTHS AGO IS INADMISSIBLE IN AN ARGUMENT. IN FACT, ALL COMMENTS BECOME NULL AND VOID AFTER 7 DAYS.
1. IF YOU THINK YOU'RE FAT, YOU PROBABLY ARE. DON'T ASK US.
1. IF SOMETHING WE SAID CAN BE INTERPRETED TWO WAYS AND ONE OF THE WAYS MAKES YOU SAD OR ANGRY, WE MEANT THE OTHER ONE.
1. YOU CAN EITHER ASK US TO DO SOMETHING OR TELL US HOW YOU WANT IT DONE. NOT BOTH.
IF YOU ALREADY KNOW BEST HOW TO DO IT, JUST DO IT YOURSELF.
1. WHENEVER POSSIBLE, PLEASE SAY WHATEVER YOU HAVE TO SAY DURING COMMERCIALS.
1. CHRISTOPHER COLUMBUS DID NOT NEED DIRECTIONS AND NEITHER DO WE...
1. ALL MEN SEE IN ONLY 16 COLORS, LIKE WINDOWS DEFAULT SETTINGS..
PEACH, FOR EXAMPLE, IS A FRUIT, NOT A COLOR. PUMPKIN IS ALSO A FRUIT. WE HAVE NO IDEA WHAT MAUVE IS.
1. IF WE ASK WHAT IS WRONG AND YOU SAY 'NOTHING,' WE WILL ACT LIKE NOTHING'S WRONG. WE KNOW YOU ARE LYING, BUT IT IS JUST NOT WORTH THE HASSLE.
1. IF YOU ASK A QUESTION YOU DON'T WANT AN ANSWER TO, EXPECT AN ANSWER YOU DON'T WANT TO HEAR..
1. WHEN WE HAVE TO GO SOMEWHERE, ABSOLUTELY ANYTHING YOU WEAR IS FINE...REALLY.
1.. DON'T ASK US WHAT WE'RE THINKING ABOUT UNLESS YOU ARE PREPARED TO DISCUSS SUCH TOPICS AS FOOTBALL OR MOTOR SPORTS.
1. YOU HAVE ENOUGH CLOTHES.
1 .. YOU HAVE TOO MANY SHOES.
1. I AM IN SHAPE. ROUND IS A SHAPE!
1.. THANK YOU FOR READING THIS. YES, I KNOW, I HAVE TO SLEEP ON THE COUCH TONIGHT.. BUT DID YOU KNOW MEN REALLY DON'T MIND THAT? IT'S LIKE CAMPING...
PASS THIS TO AS MANY MEN AS YOU CAN - TO GIVE THEM A LAUGH...
PASS THIS TO AS MANY WOMEN AS YOU CAN - TO GIVE THEM A BIGGER LAUGH, BECAUSE ITS TRUE!

Copied from
‎Micheal Muleba's wall on FB‎

Thats nice they're coming up

hapheeyxz:
Lolz, u forgot to include d second most challenging course in d world after almighty MEDICINE AND SURGURY...... I PRESENT TO U "ARCHITECTURE" u go buy material for semester projects, u go wan cry..... If ur drawing pen fall Bros no boda to pick am ooooo, na to go buy another one shaparly...... Abeg I can't fit shout.

Architecture is Torture
If you can't Draw, withdraw
If you can't design, resign

LOL!!

I once attended the project defense of a lady, men if you see the way those jury were putting red ink on her design

last last i just see tears dey drop from her eyes

The corrupt shall have no peace!

Nice one...don't know what Nigeria is waiting for non has been sentenced up to know

O ye' children of 'minimum wage' here's your kind of opportunity not CBN

And the Oloshos were summoned

President that doesn't travel every 5 days, is that one president??

FlawlessRebirth2:
HEY GUYS

WHAT YOU UP TO?


YOOOH LOVERS OF MOVIES ...HEARD 'empire' SEASON '3' WAS OUT...DONT KNOW IF ITS TRUE THO....

you look familiar...is that you on your profile pic?

leisuretym:
Yoruba should support Saraki, the only reason our brothers in the north dont want him there is because they believe his not a full blooded northerner, they are seeing him as a mole! if the Senate president was a core northerner, the Duara man would have finalized his mission long time ago! but this doesnt mean his a good man ooo, the Idoma people had to support David Mark because his the only man they have in government!

with people like you, i don;t think this country will go anywhere. must you view every issue from regional perspective?

Pls house this is my number 08036908208 would appreciate been added to the whatsapp group. Thanks and I'll need the PQ too

chocolateme:
More..

How can you tell me this is art work?? No pls!


It's just too amazing and mind blowing

priscaoge:
Something led to that and I think it was just a joke @op, they were celebrating Nigerian Women today.... IMO


Meanwhile according to Linda Ikeji

Some peeps will not look at this...there own na to just castigate

obulla:
Past questions (contd)

Pls can you help me forward it to my mail. Thanks
@ elnuur111@gmail.com

laprince:
How would you adjudged those that paraded the bring back our girls campaign in the United States?

Injustice anywhere is injustice everywhere.

Tell me the Injustice pls.
Cos the demolition he's about to embark upon is within Kaduna metropolis not in southern Kaduna as some agents of hate are propagating while the laws on religious preaching applies to all religions

DaBullIT:
In your mind , Only northerners live in Kaduna

And how did you get to know what's on my mind?? Or did I say that

lukecent:
Heard he is demolishing Gbagi in southern Kaduna cos they didn't vote for him.

Such a heartless short man.

And you jst believed without verifying?? lolz dem say dem say

Most people tweeting #ElrufaiDestroysKaduna are not from Kaduna.... why are these people senseless like this, crying more than the bereaved

Sarcasm I guess

Abuklaw:
I have belief that after every difficulty comes ease. It is the promise of Allah which nothing else can overcome. I am sick now but hopeful that healthiness will prevail.

I pray the Almighty Allah grant you sound health, remain faithful bro

Nice tread...Those words are worth printing and pasting on the wall beside ones' bed

Purity01:
pls I am 1.61m. The height req is it always followed strictly??

Sure its strictly followed. but 0.04m short myt be negligible

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