McBrooklyn:

Change your ways, Bruh

There's no need to change anything. Are we not in the change era ??

DriveByKiller that retarded blogger has been secretly clicking on the report botton to avoid being disgrace.


Those motherfcccking moderators banned my "YungChorus" account again and also delete the insults I threw at him.

McBrooklyn:

Your own no pass dick and pussy

Babzilla:
Hahahahaha So even the sisters get thirsty too

thirsty bittches everywhere

Icecomrade:

Na today girls done dey form say guy be their boyfriend or guys lying about dating a girl they ain't?
What's the big deal that this mo ron had to take to Instagram to talk thrash.

Another slowpoke decided to bring it to nairaland and a senseless moderator bringing it to front page for us to do what with it.

The stupid guy is just a pathetic attention seeker.

I said it all breh

Another dumb list from a dumb fvctard

NevetsIbot:
1. Nag princess : This type of ladies can nag at you for hours non stop. Your relationship may not be enjoyable with this type of lady, not when ur ears are full of complaints. She'll compare you to everyone

2. Everybody's friend : My ex falls into this class. Always had several guys calling her, playing with her, hanging out with her. Yu hardly see girls around her. Funniest thing, she'd claim they're all friends. Yh, we'll try to believe.

3. The girl that has a circle of girls : This one isnt all that bad.. It's only bad when her friends are materialistic as hell and they try to make your girl act somehow to u...slowly, she might give in and Bam! Your relationship is going for the rocks.

4. The spoilt brat : She can't cook. Complains about washing plates or doing house chores. She's spoilt to the core and even has no iota of respect for people... Avoid this one.

5. The Insecure one : Lol.... Are you ready for a life of emotional trauma? If your answer is yes, then date that girl that's insecure. She'll stalk you, fight with yu over girls or even fight with other girls. She might even ignore your calls for days cos she saw yu talking to a girl.

6. The Money Freak : I was gonna say this sooner or later. You see, this one can turn ur thousands into hundreds,...... And billions to thousands..... And your hundreds to........ She wouldn't even come near you if yu have hundreds.lol. Avoid this type of girl. She wants to be trending and she won't mind trending with heavy deduction from your pocket.

7. Dependent'ella or the selfish one : Tis class of girlfrnds believe that the money they make is theirs alone to spend while the money yu make is for both of yu to share. Bless me, but some girls are crazy small sha. If you're in a relationship with this one or yu unluckily get married to her.. E ready to run the whole house urself.

Juniour : Mummy, matches has finished.
Her : collect 5naira from your father .... Lol.

8. The serial smooth liar : Trust me... your whole relationship will be a lie. She'll tell yu stories like ''errm, i was a virgin but my uncle raped me'' or ''My friend raped me but he put just the tip''... And then they begin to give yu the sad look like she is still traumatized. Abegi jor.

So, there you have it folks.

What about the ones that can't suck dick like a perfectionist ??

Laveda:


Nope.. I suck at everything that has to do with sex.

don't worry I will volunteer myself to teach you how to do magic with your pussy, while mydick leads the way.

MissHatey:
yes, he's the one and only guy that can fvck for Africa.

AkupeMBANO:

liar Nairalander. governor fayose is a hero and remains the greatest Yoruba man dead or alive.

what do you know about the yoruba origin ??

Smh

Thug governor

They their dey fool your self

So ?? I receive their sms like every week.

I Just type a load of curses and send it to them

This clown that slaps his employee around too is even talking

Mtcheww

noble2faith:

Aviation estate

Why making that face ?? , I also use to live around mafoluku area.

noble2faith:

@ your service
NCAN southwest Lagos Oshodi Branch
Scanning
Scanning
Scanning
SCAN RESULT: we all knw the result

Where in oshodi ??

tukdi:


Eyaaaah
When will the ban expire?

prolly on the 7th of this month.

tukdi:


Is MrObontami by anywhere related to the Obontami that i know?

yup I got banned

Modified.. I saw lalasticlala viewing this


Front page here we come

MissHatey:
heheheheheh
Mumu. You will be surprised when it won't get to 2017 before they release me

Ode ni e
Mumukunle

Day dreamer!!!

What's naija business with halloween. This bittch mumu sha

The kind weed wey this oba smoke its directly imported jamaica

#WeedSmokerKing

MissHatey:
Enjoy your ban holiday Mr obon tami .
Don't disturb this fine girl

you too enjoy your ban till 2017


Oh you think I don't know one of the moderators banned your "hateu2" moniker till 2017 ?? ode

MissHatey:
they have ban you again I pray you spend 20years there

Babzilla:
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Yeah. Why?

I wanted Southampton to win. Damn I was so fcccking angry to see chelsea win

Laveda:

Nah, I suck.

you mean you very good at sucking ??

Laveda:
Naaah..

I can't tell, maybe you should try them out..

Prolly you can show a brother how akwa-ibom ladies do the kancking thing since you one of them

Hateu2 how va na

Next .........

You for kuku go stand for road dey rob people na
Ole

The way he holds the girl in the second picture I think its crystal clear she ain't her sister, she's his fccck buddy.


No one can tell me they ain't have sex.

It depends on the one with the highest number of olosho's that will determine how good the school is.

Laveda:


Lol yeah, Akwa Ibom.

All these while I ve been thinking you from the south-west never knew you from the south-south.

Its all good sha. But I heard calabar and akwa-ibom girls can knack very well, how true is that ??