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McBrooklyn:
Change your ways, Bruh

McBrooklyn:
Your own no pass dick and pussy

Babzilla:
Hahahahaha So even the sisters get thirsty too

Icecomrade:

Na today girls done dey form say guy be their boyfriend or guys lying about dating a girl they ain't?
What's the big deal that this mo ron had to take to Instagram to talk thrash.

Another slowpoke decided to bring it to nairaland and a senseless moderator bringing it to front page for us to do what with it.

The stupid guy is just a pathetic attention seeker.

NevetsIbot:
1. Nag princess : This type of ladies can nag at you for hours non stop. Your relationship may not be enjoyable with this type of lady, not when ur ears are full of complaints. She'll compare you to everyone

2. Everybody's friend : My ex falls into this class. Always had several guys calling her, playing with her, hanging out with her. Yu hardly see girls around her. Funniest thing, she'd claim they're all friends. Yh, we'll try to believe.

3. The girl that has a circle of girls : This one isnt all that bad.. It's only bad when her friends are materialistic as hell and they try to make your girl act somehow to u...slowly, she might give in and Bam! Your relationship is going for the rocks.

4. The spoilt brat : She can't cook. Complains about washing plates or doing house chores. She's spoilt to the core and even has no iota of respect for people... Avoid this one.

5. The Insecure one : Lol.... Are you ready for a life of emotional trauma? If your answer is yes, then date that girl that's insecure. She'll stalk you, fight with yu over girls or even fight with other girls. She might even ignore your calls for days cos she saw yu talking to a girl.

6. The Money Freak : I was gonna say this sooner or later. You see, this one can turn ur thousands into hundreds,...... And billions to thousands..... And your hundreds to........ She wouldn't even come near you if yu have hundreds.lol. Avoid this type of girl. She wants to be trending and she won't mind trending with heavy deduction from your pocket.

7. Dependent'ella or the selfish one : Tis class of girlfrnds believe that the money they make is theirs alone to spend while the money yu make is for both of yu to share. Bless me, but some girls are crazy small sha. If you're in a relationship with this one or yu unluckily get married to her.. E ready to run the whole house urself.

Juniour : Mummy, matches has finished.
Her : collect 5naira from your father .... Lol.

8. The serial smooth liar : Trust me... your whole relationship will be a lie. She'll tell yu stories like ''errm, i was a virgin but my uncle raped me'' or ''My friend raped me but he put just the tip''... And then they begin to give yu the sad look like she is still traumatized. Abegi jor.

So, there you have it folks.

Laveda:
Nope.. I suck at everything that has to do with sex.

MissHatey:
yes, he's the one and only guy that can fvck for Africa.

AkupeMBANO:
liar Nairalander. governor fayose is a hero and remains the greatest Yoruba man dead or alive.

noble2faith:

Aviation estate

noble2faith:
@ your service
NCAN southwest Lagos Oshodi Branch
Scanning
Scanning
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SCAN RESULT: we all knw the result

tukdi:

Eyaaaah
When will the ban expire?

tukdi:
Is MrObontami by anywhere related to the Obontami that i know?

MissHatey:
heheheheheh
Mumu. You will be surprised when it won't get to 2017 before they release me

Ode ni e
Mumukunle

MissHatey:
Enjoy your ban holiday Mr obon tami .
Don't disturb this fine girl

MissHatey:
they have ban you again I pray you spend 20years there

Babzilla:
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Yeah. Why?

Laveda:
Nah, I suck.

Laveda:
Naaah..

I can't tell, maybe you should try them out..

Laveda:
Lol yeah, Akwa Ibom.