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Romance / Re: Mr. NAIRALAND Contest 2016 - CAMPAIGN THREAD by MrObontami(m): 7:14am On Jul 27, 2016
Caringguy:
TeamNeutral, pls also add fynest boi to your voting list. Thanks cheesy

Like what tha fucccck do you even know her ??


What's wrong. With y'all I brought her to this thread


Why won't y'all even let her breathe angry


Mimzy love don't mind those wankstas
Romance / Re: Mr. NAIRALAND Contest 2016 - CAMPAIGN THREAD by MrObontami(m): 7:08am On Jul 27, 2016
photoshoot:


Wanted her to vote me as well. And now I have to do same face for you embarassed embarassed embarassed embarassed


?you gree?
grin you na bad guy grin

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Romance / Re: Mr. NAIRALAND Contest 2016 - CAMPAIGN THREAD by MrObontami(m): 7:06am On Jul 27, 2016
photoshoot:


embarassed
Why the fccck are you making that face breh smiley ??
Romance / Re: Mr. NAIRALAND Contest 2016 - CAMPAIGN THREAD by MrObontami(m): 7:00am On Jul 27, 2016
photoshoot:


embarassed
Why the fccck are you making that face breh smiley ??
Romance / Re: Mr. NAIRALAND Contest 2016 - CAMPAIGN THREAD by MrObontami(m): 6:59am On Jul 27, 2016
photoshoot:


embarassed
Why the fccck are you making that face breh smiley ??
Romance / Re: Mr. NAIRALAND Contest 2016 - CAMPAIGN THREAD by MrObontami(m): 6:57am On Jul 27, 2016
Funjosh:





It's Ichommy ladies and gentle men. Vote Ichommy cool
Yeah ichommy is the real shiiit breh grin

#iStandWithChommy grin

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Romance / Re: Mr. NAIRALAND Contest 2016 - CAMPAIGN THREAD by MrObontami(m): 6:55am On Jul 27, 2016
lezz:
Baba Obontami! How far nah?

After what you did for me at the last Miss NL contest, you needn't ask or beg for my vote, brother.

You should demand it. Time to repay a friend a favour I owe.

Thank you my brother grin
Jokes Etc / Re: If You See This In A Bathroom,what Will You Do? by MrObontami(m): 10:56pm On Jul 12, 2016
grin
Health / Re: Please What Do Ladies Do This For? (photo) by MrObontami(m): 12:03pm On Jul 10, 2016
Dope grin
Business / Re: Buratai’s Dubai Properties: More Details Emerge - Sahara Reporters by MrObontami(m): 11:54am On Jul 10, 2016
KingCheezyPuff:
Yeah,he alright.
....❤
I'm still in my night ❤I actually should be sleeping. I will in a minute.

ALLiiiiiiii have a wonderful night rest kiss kiss kiss

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Romance / Re: My Strippers Night Out Sexcapade Part 2 (concluding Part) by MrObontami(m): 11:41am On Jul 10, 2016
Omoba I dey back
Carry dey go cheesy cheesy grin
Business / Re: Buratai’s Dubai Properties: More Details Emerge - Sahara Reporters by MrObontami(m): 10:37am On Jul 10, 2016
HateU2:
Unlce, kilode undecided
kiss

smiley
Romance / Re: Do You Like My Profile Photo? by MrObontami(m): 7:29am On Jul 10, 2016
mamagee3:
Hi all, do you like my profile photo?

kiss
Business / Re: Buratai’s Dubai Properties: More Details Emerge - Sahara Reporters by MrObontami(m): 7:22am On Jul 10, 2016
KingCheezyPuff:
❤Tana,please don't tell joseph1832 that,the man already has a big head grin
.....how you? smiley

Common puff puff you don't shade my nicca joe like that tongue grin

You know he's a cool dude right ?? cheesy

How was ur night ?? Hope u slept well grin
Romance / Re: Husband Beats Wife Because She Came Home Late! by MrObontami(m): 7:18am On Jul 10, 2016
moonraker:
Hmmmmm, So this week alone, i have seen two topics on this issue of Narialand so

when i heard of this case frm my pumpkin, i was like not again.

anyhoo, the long and short of the matter issssssssss The wife came home late and the husband got

angry and beat the living hell outta the woman. the reasons arent clear on y the husband was angry

or why he did that seriously, IS THAT REALLY A REASON TO BEAT A WOMAN, REALLY shocked shocked shocked


Narialanders, another case for u to judge, what is ur take

My guy you must be very stupid to bring this Kind of dumb thread here angry

What rubbish ??
Romance / Re: Post-breakup Etiquette! by MrObontami(m): 7:13am On Jul 10, 2016
Priscila:
Should you be hostile or keep communication lines with your ex? Let me find out.

Call him and tell him the sex you had last is horrible grin
Romance / Re: 29 Ladies Pounded In Six Months... by MrObontami(m): 7:12am On Jul 10, 2016
VaginaTerrorist:
Fellow Country Men & Ladies. How's the day? Great I guess!




The first half of the year is ending in few hours! Thank Goodness for safe journey mercies on other endevours.

....When this year came on board, I set target of getting and banging not less than 50 girls.


But did not meet that. As at this very moment by my records, 29 girls Banged several times already from January to now.

The girl for this weekend is still very much sure! But she is not going to be added to the list.

Ladies and Gentle Men pls how do you view my performance?



Thanks.

My brother you are perfectly on point
I'm feeling you seriously bro grin
#NoHomo grin

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Business / Re: Buratai’s Dubai Properties: More Details Emerge - Sahara Reporters by MrObontami(m): 7:05am On Jul 10, 2016
Shiiit is getting realer grin
Business / Re: Buratai’s Dubai Properties: More Details Emerge - Sahara Reporters by MrObontami(m): 7:02am On Jul 10, 2016
BTW kingcheezypuff My darling sweet puff puff where are thou when your man needs you so much tongue grin
Business / Re: Buratai’s Dubai Properties: More Details Emerge - Sahara Reporters by MrObontami(m): 7:01am On Jul 10, 2016
joseph1832:
If PMB know what's right for him and his credibility, he should give burantashi, sorry Buratai the boot with immediate effect.

How can a serving army general have properties worth millions in Dubai, when even PMB himself, a retired general is still rearing cows in Daura?.

My brother I think you are not far from the truth

You are always on point

I salute your intelligence grin
Business / Re: Buratai’s Dubai Properties: More Details Emerge - Sahara Reporters by MrObontami(m): 6:52am On Jul 10, 2016
eph12:
Before Buratai expose
Zombies - Buhari went to UAE to see the list of Nigerians who have houses there. Fayose et.al was fingered. They will all be exposed and dealt with. They are all yam eaters.
Wailers - Is it a crime to own property outside the country? Average business men have houses in Dubai.

After Buratai expose
Zombies - What is the crime in owning a house in Dubai? Buratai saved monthly to buy that house. He is innocent.
Wailers - You can't own a house in Dubai and not be corrupt. Buratai must be prosecuted and sent to prison.


I just tire for this country.

Abi 00oooooooo memphis357 hateu2 wetin una think naw cheesy
Romance / Re: My Strippers Night Out Sexcapade.. My People The Experience Was Something Else.. by MrObontami(m): 6:27pm On Jul 09, 2016
PaulKillerman:
Yes oh... My people and bosses in the house, I greet Una like weeettttiiinnn... I'm here again, sorry for the long vacation I took have been busy, with things, I salute my bosses in the house @ Mrobontami @ vaginaterrorist @babzilla and Co, maximum respect...

Na sooooh, my people, two nights ago, I carry myself go, say make I go enjoy myself for strippers club around and fork some bitches as the spirits leads, being fully aware that women are creatures meant to be forked , forked, and paid for being forked nothing else... I had to embark on my journey and the experience and encounter was one I haven't witnessed in a during my sexcapades sojourn..... And as customarily I have to come down here to intimate my niggaz on what transpired...


Na so my people...



Yes ohhh, na so my people, so it was two nights ago, I had to embark on my expedition, to journey strip clubs , and so by 9pm prompt I was all ready and set out to my first strip club , galaxy lounge, and so my people, as usual, I carried my brand of alcohol, sipping gradually and positioned myself at a vantage area, to get a good glimpse of the cabarate , the first to take up the stage, was a chubby girl, very succulent body, boob's and assss were all top notch and standing, kai, I felt like grabbing her and demystifying those assets with my number, unfortunately, immediately she finished dancing she disappeared into tin air, couldnt see her again... I was still watching and expecting, ...

Then the second climbed the stage, very unappealing look, body looks like a heavyweight wrestler, nothing succulent... So I had to leave that place, after a while, and set out to my next location, that was about, 11:30pm ....

More to come... grin cheesy

Baba I dey follow you

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Celebrities / Re: Banky W: How I Sister-zoned Toolz & Match-made Her With His Best Friend by MrObontami(m): 7:21pm On Jul 07, 2016
Babzilla:


D friend come chop d toto come sweet am him say "Kai I nor fit pass this one' him come propose marriage sharply grin grin grin grin


Na so na grin

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Celebrities / Re: Banky W: How I Sister-zoned Toolz & Match-made Her With His Best Friend by MrObontami(m): 12:34pm On Jul 07, 2016
After u don fCcck her well well u come pass her to ur friend abi

Well done continue

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Culture / Re: Emir Sanusi Rides A Horse Home After Attending Eid El-fitr Prayers by MrObontami(m): 11:03am On Jul 07, 2016
Trashy topics always makes the front page

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Jokes Etc / Re: When You Think You Have Dressed To Kill When Visiting Your Inlaws: PICS by MrObontami(m): 8:59am On Jul 07, 2016
So?
michaelobinna:
Happy weekend #BHS
Jokes Etc / Re: When Amaechi Hears That Wike Is Passing-by (Hilarious Photo) by MrObontami(m): 8:58am On Jul 07, 2016
Your joke s weak as fccck
AstraNetwork:
cheesy cheesy

This happened as the "Lion of Ubima" heard that Wike was passing-by. I think the "Lion of Ubima" just remembered what Wike said below.. cheesy




"Amaechi and me are from Ikwere, one day I
meet him in the alley or corner of the street, I
will cause him to summersault several times
before he lands on the ground ..."
-- Nyesom Wike on AIT
Jokes Etc / Re: When You Force Your Husband To Go To A Vigil with you. by MrObontami(m): 8:55am On Jul 07, 2016
grin Hahaha
Cutehector:
I don dey dream land already dey bang hateu2 grin
Jokes Etc / Re: Photo: Yoruba Boy Visiting Ibo Girlfriend by MrObontami(m): 8:54am On Jul 07, 2016
angry Dry
Jokes Etc / Re: Hilarious!!! When Osun State Eventually Pays 7 Months Salary by MrObontami(m): 8:43am On Jul 07, 2016
What's that face for ?
yorubaboiy:
angry
Jokes Etc / Re: PHOTO: When Your Photographer Has A Masters In Photography.. Lolz by MrObontami(m): 8:36am On Jul 07, 2016
How va bae
Its been a while
Hope ur good?
INTROVERT:
Intelligence




Jokes Etc / Re: Hilarious Pix: When Parents Want Their Kids To Be Wizkid By Force by MrObontami(m): 8:34am On Jul 07, 2016
That's hateu2's son grin

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