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Romance / Re: Man Proposed To A Curvy Lady And Was Blasted For That. Photos by MrObontami(m): 7:29pm On Sep 02, 2016
ILuvGummyBears:
No . Gosh,tana. I don't wanna talk about how their sex life might be lipsrsealed Let us stop at your think it will be OK and you don't.
*Lip sealed* lipsrsealed


grin

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Romance / Re: Man Proposed To A Curvy Lady And Was Blasted For That. Photos by MrObontami(m): 7:19pm On Sep 02, 2016
obiorathesubtle:
grin I await your gift, your highness..


Amen.. Same too bratha!


Haha.. Keep chasing bro.. Aint nothing wiser..
respect. grin grin grin

Romance / Re: Man Proposed To A Curvy Lady And Was Blasted For That. Photos by MrObontami(m): 7:14pm On Sep 02, 2016
ILuvGummyBears:
No. Slum guys date/mate/marry big women all the time. Whqts new about this?
••••••
And unlike big guy\slim woman combonations
He will be on top during sex so no 1 will be hurt.

You have a point dear, but don't u think they might wanna try out other sex positions cos the missionary style might be boring to them. I mean sex positions like cowgirl (the woman on top), doggy, reverse cow girl and all. With all these kinda positions the chance of the man getting injured or having a dick fracture is on the high side. Don't you think so ??
Jokes Etc / Re: Who Knows Him Please? DISCRETION by MrObontami(m): 2:55pm On Sep 02, 2016
IamNawty:
pls I need u to have dis typpa fun and share here grin make sure u mention me there o

Don't I will mention when I post me and hatey's sex tape on NL


How about that grin
Jokes Etc / Re: Who Knows Him Please? DISCRETION by MrObontami(m): 1:52pm On Sep 02, 2016
IamNawty:
My God! What is dis?? Even this old man? This world is coming to an end oo for real . Everyone draw closer to your creator . Mrobontami

The man is only having fun

No bigg deal my dear smiley
Jokes Etc / Re: Who Knows Him Please? DISCRETION by MrObontami(m): 1:51pm On Sep 02, 2016
Iamhatey:
[size=20pt]I CAN SWEAR THAT ITS IS OBONTANMI THAT IS IN THAT PICTURE undecided. I BET MY BOOBS ON IT cheesy[/size]

Common obontami is way hotter grin
Jokes Etc / Re: Who Knows Him Please? DISCRETION by MrObontami(m): 11:21am On Sep 02, 2016
Sandydayz:
Pls if you do! He seriously needs to visit a psychiatrist shocked shocked
What country's he from?

It sures looks like you'd love to have a taste of gaint dick

Ain't it. ?? grin

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Jokes Etc / Re: Who Knows Him Please? DISCRETION by MrObontami(m): 11:18am On Sep 02, 2016
Iamhatey and iamnawty
Coma and see this grin grin grin

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Celebrities / Re: Linda Ikeji Sleeping Inside Her New Mansion (lovely Photo) by MrObontami(m): 11:09am On Sep 02, 2016
BiitchAmMe:
i feel like slipin ontop of her...raise her gown up...softly drag her pant down...n plug my charger into her socket kiss

Guy u sure say u never release for body so ??
Celebrities / Re: Linda Ikeji Sleeping Inside Her New Mansion (lovely Photo) by MrObontami(m): 11:07am On Sep 02, 2016
Amebo123:
For OP mind she too will buy her own N500million Mansion with blogging

By writing this kind of trash

Find out from Linda the way

grin grin grin

I tire for the mumu OOoooooo grin
Celebrities / Re: Linda Ikeji Sleeping Inside Her New Mansion (lovely Photo) by MrObontami(m): 11:02am On Sep 02, 2016
deadZONE:
Hian!!!! is this sleeping to you?
i thought sleeping is done in the room, half naked?
mumu blogger!!!!
Op brain is dead like her thread
Celebrities / Re: Linda Ikeji Sleeping Inside Her New Mansion (lovely Photo) by MrObontami(m): 10:59am On Sep 02, 2016
viviangist:
Oh ... what a man can do .... a woman can do that better and Faster ,,,..... One Love madam Linda ...

What sort of fuckery is this
You upcoming lame bloggers, I doubt if u have a life at all
How the Bleep is this news
U just carry all sort of garbage and drop it on NL
U think linda mad her millions by posting these kinda weak articles on blog ??


Weak and lame bloggers everywhere angry
Romance / Re: The Finer The Moniker The Uglier The Owner by MrObontami(m): 10:28am On Sep 01, 2016
Babzilla:

No chill grin grin grin grin
grin grin grin
Forum Games / Re: 2016 Nairaland Couples' Competition Planning Stage by MrObontami(m): 9:46am On Sep 01, 2016
TrapQueen77:




angry who? Me? I'm not a street fighter like ur dog... U better put on leash in ur dog's neck and a gag ball. It keeps barking like a mad dog!
...

Romance / Re: by MrObontami(m): 9:32am On Sep 01, 2016
iLegend:


But God no go gree make our women die like that. Them go enjoy the fruits if their labour.

Yeah, 2019. Abeg make una vote iLegend as the President of the Federal Republic of Nigeria.

I'm going to empower the youth. I'll teach the youth how to fúck, how to make money, how to be self-sufficient, how to be an entrepreneur and so many good things. We'll never forget how to obey and respect God our creator.

Please youths, vote iLegend™ 2019. You guys shouldn't think because I post sex related topics a lot that my life revolves around sex. I have got great and big dreams for this nation — all I need is opportunity.

We need to kick these ancient men out of power and rebuild this nation for good.

Campaign don start o!

Keep safe.

We got uR back brEh cool
Forum Games / Re: 2016 Nairaland Couples' Competition Planning Stage by MrObontami(m): 9:24am On Sep 01, 2016
dollyjoy:
Ftboy is too smallwink
Fucktoto did u See this
Forum Games / Re: 2016 Nairaland Couples' Competition Planning Stage by MrObontami(m): 9:23am On Sep 01, 2016
FTBOY:
no be tight toto be the wahala joor...that babe fit faint if i handle am. she no look strong enough..


Nai mean say u nA Toto buster be That. grin
Forum Games / Re: 2016 Nairaland Couples' Competition Planning Stage by MrObontami(m): 9:21am On Sep 01, 2016
TrapQueen77:






Wetin this mumugu talking about eeehhn. ? angry

If u want to expose me... Do it! No need to threat me.. I even dare u to do it.. U have 12 hrs to expose.. Otherwise, u shut off... angry angry

Please if u girLs wanna fight please maKe Sure u tear uR BrA's aNd don't forget the hAir pulling as well

I Seriously needsome enTertainmEnts this. Morning grin
Forum Games / Re: 2016 Nairaland Couples' Competition Planning Stage by MrObontami(m): 9:17am On Sep 01, 2016
Silkmoth33:

How come these vulgar words aren't sensored
ask seun not me breh grin
Romance / Re: Wish 5 Romancelander A Happy New Month by MrObontami(m): 9:13am On Sep 01, 2016
LemmE quickly usE thiS opportunity tO wish my e-Pallies happy new month cheesy and the list goes likE ....

KInGCheezypuff
Babzilla
Paulkillerman
IamkingZlee
Joseph1832
Lezz/lezzlie
Ladyf
Firsteva
Misspicy
Misshatey
Iamnawty
Kinginvahala
Ichommy
FunlOrdjnr
Surestdick
Goryorhal
FTboy
Akthedream


I wish y'all a happY new month
Have fun y'all grin

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Forum Games / Re: 2016 Nairaland Couples' Competition Planning Stage by MrObontami(m): 9:04am On Sep 01, 2016
FTBOY:
hahaha! you suppose know my spec na - lepa and straight chics...not her type. no be say she ugly o...but, unless i'm drunk, my prick no go fit stand for her. cheesy cheesy

HAhaha grin grin grin

Haba bros who knows her toto fit tight Oooooo
Romance / Re: Wish 5 Romancelander A Happy New Month by MrObontami(m): 8:58am On Sep 01, 2016
iamkingzlee:
May all your wishes be granted this MONTH and always. AMEN.

Deejavuu Sehindemi Fabulocity izzuo tolzeal ronald4life vivaciousvivi, Abpatrick7 sexxkillz obontami Monalisa185 Smellymouth Creamish peeparty

Happy New Month to you my people


Happy new mOnth tO yOu too my brother grin

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Forum Games / Re: 2016 Nairaland Couples' Competition Planning Stage by MrObontami(m): 8:56am On Sep 01, 2016
dollyjoy:
Good you knowsmileysmiley


it is a new month, stop the hate already. Happy new monthwink

You self give my guy toto fCcck naww

Na wetin dey tirE me for una be that abi na cuCumber u wan dey carry shook for ur toto ni tongue

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Forum Games / Re: 2016 Nairaland Couples' Competition Planning Stage by MrObontami(m): 8:54am On Sep 01, 2016
FTBOY:
dollyjoy can't survive a single round with me, bro. secondly, she's ugly.
3rdly, she's not skinny..

Hahaha grin grin grin



Bros u no dey even wan see the babe moniker grin. Wetin naw abi d girl don break ur heart in the past grin

No worry go tell her makeshe fCcck you wellA grin

Now close ur eyes and imagine her pusssy lips around ur already erEcted diCk grin grin grin
Celebrities / Re: Meeting Mark Zuckerberg Or Jidenna 'Classic Man'? by MrObontami(m): 12:15am On Sep 01, 2016
deeplow:
Some people will come here and yab whoever doesn't pick Mark.

The truth is, it depends on your person. None is more right or proper than the other.

For a musician, meeting Jidenna makes more sense. If meeting him would allow you access to showcase your work, your music style might appeal to him, before you know it, big things might happen.

In fact, there are more realistic opportunities that could spring up from meeting Jidenna. A blogger might be picked to document his local tour. Being a Fashion conscious person, emerging fashion designers might get big opportunities from him rocking their designs.

For a "no-computer knowledge"/ zero-business sense person who would claim to want to see Mark, because it seems the more mature, you are on your own. You will only be lucky to get a handshake.

Even in the case of a tech-savvy person, I doubt there is something you want to propose to Mark, that he doesn't already know about, or known by people who work for him.

For me, I will meet none of the two, as I am not interested in both their fields. I would rather sleep at home. Wake me up when I can meet Bola Tinubu and have a business chat with him.

Thanks.

You are A wisE man smiley
Politics / Re: "Niger-Delta Avengers Worse Than Boko Haram" - Ango Abdullahi by MrObontami(m): 8:18am On Aug 31, 2016
angry angry angry
Romance / Re: The Finer The Moniker The Uglier The Owner by MrObontami(m): 8:08am On Aug 31, 2016
MissHatey:
yes, we are ugly. What next undecided Cc: I amnawty

Speak for ur self angry I know u are seriously ugly Stop tagging pretty iamnawty with ur enormous ugliness angry

What nonsense angry angry angry
Romance / Re: The Finer The Moniker The Uglier The Owner by MrObontami(m): 7:55am On Aug 31, 2016
ILuvGummyBears:

I don't know where it at. undecided
•••••••

it ?? angry


BTW what happened to ur other monikers
I'm seeing this one for the first time
The moniker is cute though and ur dp kiss kiss kiss
Business / Re: 9 Annoying Sets Of Nigerians You'd Meet At An ATM Queue by MrObontami(m): 7:24am On Aug 31, 2016
ladyF:

Lol I don comot. Hope rain no go throway my roof before u reach house grin

Hahaha grin grin grin
Romance / Re: Help Me! I Am Frustrated, My Husband Cannot Satisfy Me In Bed – Woman Cries Out by MrObontami(m): 8:04am On Aug 26, 2016
ladyF:
Let her come and meet MrObontami grin
Thank me later... hehehe
You are not serious cheesy
Romance / Re: Help Me! I Am Frustrated, My Husband Cannot Satisfy Me In Bed – Woman Cries Out by MrObontami(m): 8:04am On Aug 26, 2016
ladyF:
Let her come and meet MrObontami grin
Thank me later... hehehe
You are not serious cheesy

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