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Celebrities / Re: Tems Wins Best International Act At The BET Awards 2022 by MrObontami(m): 5:26am On Jun 27, 2022
She deserves to win it. Unlike that Pandora motherfucker! grin grin grin

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TV/Movies / Re: 8 Nollywood Actors & What They Will Say When Their Wives Catch Them Cheating by MrObontami(m): 8:35pm On Jun 26, 2022
What would Pit Hoebi said?

Politics / Re: Ooni Of Ife Visits Tinubu In Abuja (Pictures) by MrObontami(m): 11:06am On Jun 26, 2022
HRHQueenPhil:

Just leaving grin grin pls call next time so we can take a picture

I will. Have a great week. grin
Politics / Re: Ooni Of Ife Visits Tinubu In Abuja (Pictures) by MrObontami(m): 7:52am On Jun 26, 2022
HRHQueenPhil:
ooni of ife will always support his tribe
I pray Baba Tinubu receive strength in the months ahead and make excellent judgement to preserve his health and posterity.amen

I'm at Canaan land as I type right now. You around?
Celebrities / Re: Jackie Appiah’s Luxury Mansion Will Amaze You, Check Out The Interiors by MrObontami(m): 6:47am On Jun 26, 2022
tiswell:
Tha family is very wealthy

She still can't afford the house.
Celebrities / Re: Jackie Appiah’s Luxury Mansion Will Amaze You, Check Out The Interiors by MrObontami(m): 6:47am On Jun 26, 2022
Celebrities / Re: Jackie Appiah’s Luxury Mansion Will Amaze You, Check Out The Interiors by MrObontami(m): 8:06pm On Jun 25, 2022
Anietieo:
guy dem de wine uz..

As in...big time wineing. angry

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Celebrities / Re: Jackie Appiah’s Luxury Mansion Will Amaze You, Check Out The Interiors by MrObontami(m): 8:04pm On Jun 25, 2022
kay29000:


Lol. Maybe she is renting an apartment in the building.

Maybe one of her sugar daddies lodge her there for some day. Stupid bloggers carry am for head like gala. Lol grin

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Politics / Re: Kwakwanso Visits Wike In Port Harcourt by MrObontami(m): 7:14pm On Jun 25, 2022
Pit Hoebi in the mud. Right now!

Politics / Re: Ahmed Lawan Stranded As INEC Certifies Bashir Machina Winner Of Yobe North by MrObontami(m): 6:55pm On Jun 25, 2022
Nyamiri:


Jagaban fell out with Saraki because of this bloated, empty-headed fool called Lawan. Supported Lawan to become Senate President, only to turn around and become a traitor.

The fat fool is the dumbest SP Nigeria will ever have. He looks dump, he acts dump he also talks dumb. I'm glad the over-bloated pig got served. grin

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Celebrities / Re: Jackie Appiah’s Luxury Mansion Will Amaze You, Check Out The Interiors by MrObontami(m): 6:37pm On Jun 25, 2022
Which kind wineing be this na? angry undecided How much dem dey give the hoe per movie/endorsement. Even with her clitocurrency she no fit! angry


E be like say all of Una dey craze for Ghana! angry undecided

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Romance / Re: My Busty Stepmother Raised Her Pant Up And Asked Me To Suck It by MrObontami(m): 6:48pm On Jun 24, 2022
AndrewDex:

My stepmother mrs ann just returned from oyingbo market.
Then i helped her to carry down her luggage,
she then said thank you.
She gave me moimoi and okpa and after i carried her stuffs that she bought into the kitchen then i went into my room to go and eat it.
She then took her purse and went inside her room
but later, She called me out "Andrew Andrew" come and take this orange!
So i answered "ma i am coming!"
then i went into her room to collect the orange,
As soon as i entered i shut the door.
As she was tring to give me the orange her pant that was on the wardrope fell down.
My busty stepmother raised her pant up and asked me to suck it, i collected the orange and went outside and sucked the orange.

It was very sweet, all these abo,ki orange dey sweet o.
Then after sucking the orange i prepared vegetable yam and stew with Dog meat and after eating it Nepa bring lite and i washed film.
After washing the film, i slept off.
After sleeping i woke up the Next morning and that was it!
Thank the lord.

Cc : fairlyusedpant

Stop watching porn after you smoke weed. This is the effect.
Crime / Re: Two Slay Mamas Steal N200k From A Boutique In Delta, Stripped Unclad (Photo) by MrObontami(m): 6:28pm On Jun 24, 2022
Pentools:


Slay kini
All I see is Bobbi that have parted ways like the red sea, with belle like pregnant elephant and shapeless body like Zuma rock...

Politics / Re: Photos Of David Ukpo Nwamini, The 15-Year-Old Boy Ekweremadu Took To The UK by MrObontami(m): 11:56am On Jun 24, 2022
Mokason288:

The only thing that would be going through Ekweremadu’s mind right now is

WHICH POLICEMAN I FIT BRIBE FOR HERE NOW

AND

WHO FIT HELP ME SETTLE THIS JUDGE

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Celebrities / Re: "Tope Alabi Is Our Mother" - Yinka Alaseyori Says After Tope Criticized Her Song by MrObontami(m): 4:15pm On Jun 17, 2021
samuel19222:



the Holy Spirit told her not to. But the spirit no tell her make she no carry another man pikin give another man.... Smh inside life

Yinmu

Una go just carry savage for mouth anyhow. Lol
Food / Re: 10 Delicious Nigerian Street Foods (Pictures) by MrObontami(m): 4:13pm On Jun 17, 2021
Blesyn22:



More blessings for your attestation

Thank you. cheesy

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Food / Re: 10 Delicious Nigerian Street Foods (Pictures) by MrObontami(m): 4:00pm On Jun 17, 2021
ArewaNightmare:
grin
ABACHA + UGBA + ICEFISH + PALMWINE

can give you Orgasm
grin grin grin
Food / Re: 10 Delicious Nigerian Street Foods (Pictures) by MrObontami(m): 3:51pm On Jun 17, 2021
Blesyn22:
I boldly and proudly support fresh, succulent white bread and akara to be listed and regarded as a life saver. When you eat it hot you get inspirations from above, heightened sensory system, the list is endless

True that. grin

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Food / Re: 10 Delicious Nigerian Street Foods (Pictures) by MrObontami(m): 3:50pm On Jun 17, 2021
Realestatevixen:


But it's TRUE o, I used to be like you, till I started eating one made by a kogi woman here inAbuja, omo mhen, the taste na fire. The ones in Lagos are usually not tasty, that's what I think though.

There's one woman that usually hawks ewa agoyin when was staying at anthony village, bode peters street to be pricise. She comes in the morning. I won't lie have never tasted ewa agoyin that's as sweet as that woman's.

Ewa agoyin get levels abeg. grin
Food / Re: 10 Delicious Nigerian Street Foods (Pictures) by MrObontami(m): 3:44pm On Jun 17, 2021
All of the above except mina/wassa or whatever you called it.
Politics / Re: Sanwo-Olu Receives UFC Welterweight Champion, Kamaru Usman In Lagos by MrObontami(m): 6:25pm On Jun 14, 2021
Bolor governor looking stupid as usual. grin
Family / Re: Tired Of My Marriage by MrObontami(m): 6:05pm On Jun 14, 2021
akpunda86:


Bros I feel u. Really feel u. I hope ur wife no be from mbaise. They behave like hausa people. Boy earlier you spark better for u.
Your experience just like mine. I regretted paying for a 2 bedroom apartment. My family nvr and uptill now never come they come and greet and go that's how we grew up but my wife family a pain in my neck worst no dey work sisters go come Lagos carry friends my house became a base for mbaise ppl.
Everyday na cook some go come stay months.

Well my rent expired I took a smaller house just a room and palor I don't need Xtra room cos my firm gave me an apartment I hardly use still no stop .
.I stopped buying food in bulk all exhausted not even nepa token. A whole complete year my wife almost starved I don't give a damn but baby food and others was never issue cos she taught I buy on credit a supermarket gives any baby stuff only she needs.
She started hiding cooked food. She cried and cried and said I'm maltreating her I told her na she dey do me. Like she sent d message they all disappeared.
Urs better wife working cos mine doing noting but once people cum my freezer goes down.

Sorry to say for me mbaise ppl just dey do like hausa ppl

Boy, try to punctuate. It won't kill you. Reading your stupid write-up looks like walking through a jungle. GOSH! undecided

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Politics / Re: JUNE 12: Buhari Is Like Jesus - MURIC Tells Protesters by MrObontami(m): 3:43pm On Jun 14, 2021
omohayek:

Abi o! A one-man organization run by a nonentity, which has never once managed to organize a sizable protest or give any other indicator of meaningful support, and yet it is repeatedly given front-page attention by Sahara Reporters, this site and so many others?

The only explanation I can see is that Ishaq Akintola and the lazy Nigerian excuse for a "press" have a symbiotic relationship: he makes ridiculously inflammatory pronouncements, and in return online media forums give him a level of attention he would never warrant based on the true size of his support base. I doubt the clown could even muster 3 supporters within his own immediate family, yet he's treated as if he were on par with Nnamdi Kanu for followers (Kanu is a reckless, bigoted buffon, but at least there's no doubting the extent and fervor of his supporters).

I couldn't have said it better. You actually hit the nail on the head. Both the media shit and the lil clown called kanu, for these reasons - I'll follow you here.

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Politics / Re: JUNE 12: Buhari Is Like Jesus - MURIC Tells Protesters by MrObontami(m): 12:03pm On Jun 14, 2021
MURIC is only relevant on the pages of nairaland. Nobody take them serious.

I guess one of the stupid mods here is there member.

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Politics / Re: Ijede Road: Baba Suwe, 454 Other Property Owners Get ₦2.2 Billion Compensation by MrObontami(m): 6:43pm On Jun 10, 2021
Who will read this long ass article? undecided
Foreign Affairs / Re: "He embodies France's decay" - Damien Tarel who slapped Macron Tells Court by MrObontami(m): 4:54pm On Jun 10, 2021
PrinceOfLagos:
No guts, No glory.

I woulda pulled a macron on Buhari today in Lagos but the old man took to helicopter.

Slap that I've been reserving for years .

DSS will gun you down on the spot and nothing will happen.
Celebrities / Re: Uche Maduagwu To Davido: Marry Chioma Within 21 Days If .... by MrObontami(m): 5:29am On Jun 09, 2021
And the stupid mods brought this irrelevant bullshit to the front page? Jeez!
Family / Re: How I Saved My Brother From Marrying Into An Entitled Family by MrObontami(m): 6:23pm On Jun 07, 2021
Righteousness2:


REPENT! From your Evil and Sinful doings so you don't waste your Soul in Hell.
Make good use of that privileged Breath in you now. It could be Gone at anymoment.
JESUS Loves u! Receive Him and flee from Evil before it is late
.

Family / Re: How I Saved My Brother From Marrying Into An Entitled Family by MrObontami(m): 11:55am On Jun 07, 2021
Righteousness2:
Thats a very Bold move from your Brother !
You did a Great Job by Pouring out the raw bitter truth to him. That was a Good one.

Your GOD Designed Partner will not be a burden to you
Your GOD Designed Partner will not run you into Debts for an event of Few hrs, when you have Forever ahead.

A Virtous Woman Knows that a Wedding is Just a day thing and would not throw her husband into unnecessary debts in the Name of impressing People.

First time you type like someone that have sense. I am surprised.
Romance / Re: #fallon¥ouchallenge by MrObontami(m): 8:41am On Jun 06, 2021
Oyindidi:
Longest time

You no like me again now. cry
Romance / Re: #fallon¥ouchallenge by MrObontami(m): 1:14pm On Jun 05, 2021
Oyindidi:
My baby tongue

My mummy undecided
Romance / Re: #fallon¥ouchallenge by MrObontami(m): 9:30am On Jun 05, 2021
Oyindidi:
You want kill person pikin?cheesy
Tinubu mouth odour fall on you

Mtchewww lipsrsealed angry

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