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Romance / Re: Pre-wedding Pictures Of A Plus-Sized Lady In Wheelchair & Her Man by MrObontami(m): 8:34am On Jun 05, 2021
chinchonglee:
That guy looks like a criminal who wants to rip off that fat girl's financial resources.

Thief!

My thoughts exactly.
Romance / Re: Mzvee Serves Hotness As She Shares Photos Of Her Cute Backside With Her Panty Sh by MrObontami(m): 8:30am On Jun 05, 2021
She's basic. Nothing special.
Politics / Re: When Will Buhari Show Twitter Pepper? - Fayose Mocks Buhari by MrObontami(m): 5:14pm On Jun 02, 2021
Hold garbage shehu responsible for that tweet , that useless Fulani cow.

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Sports / Re: Conte 'In Advanced Talks To Succeed Mourinho At Tottenham' by MrObontami(m): 5:13pm On Jun 02, 2021
Justinlean02:
This news really got me thinking, if only Arsenal can be radical and sack Arteta and get this Conte Coach. Arteta can get the Everton Job, learn and get more coaching experience ... Arsenal missing out on Conte is a huge difference in them getting top 4. Arteta can prove me wrong shaa cause that's life wink wink grin

Arsenal is not a serious club!
Politics / Re: MURIC Backs Sharia In South-West, Tells Christians To ‘Mind Their Business’ by MrObontami(m): 10:44pm On May 29, 2021
MURIC only relevant on the pages of nairaland. Nobody gives a Bleep about them outside NL.
Pets / Re: PA To SA Door Opening Challenge- Dog Edition by MrObontami(m): 9:25pm On May 29, 2021
post=102175528:
Dogs : A man's best friend!!
Only Dogs lovers like all of us @[/color] can relate to this funny and interesting challenge.

This is 1000% better and make much sense than the stupid [color=#990000]silhouette Challenge that they were all showing their naked bodies under the red light, making red bulb expensive for people everywhere!

A Dog has more sense than ALL Slay Queens put together!

Argue with your Brazilian Hair!! tongue

[/b]
Lol cheesy
We are just who we are Baba Agbalagba.
We serve it as e dey hot!

How dey go dey go Senior man?
Hope you are going to watch the match tonight, we don't know if you love football that much sha!
Meanwhile, [b]UP BLUES!


Btw,
We no be Baba o,
We are simply WE.

Another shitty post from a BMC clown. cheesy
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Should I Take The Club Job? by MrObontami(m): 9:23pm On May 29, 2021
drstan:
Hello beautiful people of nairaland! cool
I lost my job last year due to the outbreak and no job was forth coming.

A friend linked me up with a job in a club and with what he said, that I can get a connect there that I should just be smart.

Please I need input for those that have worked in a club and how I can do well in it.

Also, if my personality can blend with it. I'm not the party type and I'm also the church type.

Going by my personality I won't go for the job but with the state of things I just need to do it.

Please how can I be at my best in my new job? Thanks

It's a lie nobody offer you any club job. You just looking for FP shit!
Celebrities / Re: Nkechi Blessing And Lege Miami Suspended By TAMPAN For Fighting On Social Media by MrObontami(m): 9:10pm On May 24, 2021
Nkechi looks like a baby whale with that big ass face. Ugly ass motherfucker!
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: N40,000 Banking Job Or Keke Napep Driver. Which Is Better by MrObontami(m): 9:04pm On May 24, 2021
Franky001:
Good day, my Nairaland family.
I need your urgent advice on this, i have a friend that has been working with a bank close to 2 years now, on a 40k monthly salary, he is deliberating on quitting the banking job and collect a keke NAPEP on a hire purchase, which I feel is far better than the banking job.
My own advice for him is to leave the banking job.
please i need more advice from you guys and I might likely get advice from experienced people, that's why i am here.

Thank You.

Stop lying it you, not your friend.
Politics / Re: Sanwo-Olu List Achievements In Works In 2 Years by MrObontami(m): 6:23pm On May 23, 2021
NLPoliceWoman:

Seyun Mynyd44 Justwyise Domiynique.
Rule 2


Cry me a river boy!
Politics / Re: Sanwo-Olu List Achievements In Works In 2 Years by MrObontami(m): 4:53pm On May 23, 2021
Bolor governor hasn't done shit! Stop hyping that incompetent motherfucker!
Celebrities / Re: Cossy Orjiakor At Funnybone's Untamed Show (photos) by MrObontami(m): 4:47pm On May 23, 2021
She's washed!
Politics / Re: Reno Omokri Calls Out Buhari & Osinbajo For Not Attending The Funeral Of COAS by MrObontami(m): 3:26pm On May 23, 2021
SwiftxChange:
The only person minding his business in Nigeria is Buhari. He only eats, sleeps, travels, takes his pills, some photo Ops, gives orders and directive, and then expresses shock and disappointment..That's all, no stress..




Check my signature !

True lol

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Politics / Re: MIURIC Demands Shari’ah Courts In South West & Edo - Ishaq Akintola by MrObontami(m): 6:33pm On Apr 20, 2021
Nobody takes this toad-look-alike-fool serious. The ape should shut the fucck up already!
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Henderson Holds Meeting Of Big 6 Captains Over Super League by MrObontami(m): 6:25pm On Apr 20, 2021
Pinkfuture:
I should sell the phone and remain incommunicado? you should be smarter than this sir. pls skip my reply and move on. You shouldn't have replied


So , you'd rather beg like a lame church rat on this platform than do what you had to do. How the fucck are we sure you not one of those broke ass and upcoming yahoo boys roaming about the internet looking for who to scam?


BTW, what happened to your two hands. Are you blind,deaf or lame as fucck?

Tell me.
Phones / Re: Pantami: Verify Your Sims Using NIN Before Our Next Action by MrObontami(m): 7:34pm On Apr 12, 2021
Fahdiga:
I'll rather cut off my left sided buttock including my dick than revel information about me to this world renowned supporter of APC terrorist. only under a terrorist president will a terrorist be made a minister

So we still have people that have sense on nairaland, may you and your family never lack in this life.

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Phones / Re: Pantami: Verify Your Sims Using NIN Before Our Next Action by MrObontami(m): 7:32pm On Apr 12, 2021
Motherfucker high on that on northern shit again. Boy, you wont do shit, do shut the fucccck up!
TV/Movies / Re: BBNaija: Photos Of Tboss' Mother by MrObontami(m): 2:00pm On Apr 05, 2017
HenryDion:
The mum is beauriful.. kiss But Tshit or whatever looks like a dry cough.
that's cold! Hahaha!
Celebrities / Re: BBNaija: Ice Prince Supports Efe, Wants To Be Friends With Marvis by MrObontami(m): 11:18am On Apr 05, 2017
MJBOLT:
he couldn't handle maima


Lolzzz and tboss is even worse!
Celebrities / Re: BBNaija: Ice Prince Supports Efe, Wants To Be Friends With Marvis by MrObontami(m): 11:17am On Apr 05, 2017
Oyind18:
I know where to touch
where to touch as how?
Celebrities / Re: BBNaija: Ice Prince Supports Efe, Wants To Be Friends With Marvis by MrObontami(m): 11:14am On Apr 05, 2017
MJBOLT:
No, iceprince can't handle someone like tboss……

why you talk so?
Celebrities / Re: BBNaija: Ice Prince Supports Efe, Wants To Be Friends With Marvis by MrObontami(m): 11:05am On Apr 05, 2017
Oyind18:
I still dey vex for you. I just dey, you? sms vote Debie-Rise to 32052
. No be only debbie-rice na debbie-beans you go see. Ntoorrr tongue
Celebrities / Re: BBNaija: Ice Prince Supports Efe, Wants To Be Friends With Marvis by MrObontami(m): 10:58am On Apr 05, 2017
MJBOLT:
That iceprince kondo go small, she won't enjoy it


You mean say tboss toto don wide pass ocean?

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Celebrities / Re: BBNaija: Ice Prince Supports Efe, Wants To Be Friends With Marvis by MrObontami(m): 10:56am On Apr 05, 2017
Oyind18:
OYO


Ha fa! Madem?
Celebrities / Re: BBNaija: Ice Prince Supports Efe, Wants To Be Friends With Marvis by MrObontami(m): 10:54am On Apr 05, 2017
MJBOLT:
he wants to be friends with marvisundecided

Oga park go left, she lights up ya screen or you wanna bang her angry
hahaha! Tboss sef no go mind make ice dey knack her na!
Celebrities / Re: Release Kemi Olunloyo Unconditionally – Foreign Journalists Tell Nigeria Police by MrObontami(m): 4:39pm On Mar 26, 2017
Oyind18:
Make she dey there small
see your mouth tongue tongue tongue

She's coming for you soon. grin
Religion / Re: How To Be Sexually Pure by MrObontami(m): 3:40pm On Mar 26, 2017
EternalBeing:
When you are sexually pure, you prepare yourself to make and keep sacred covenants in the temple. You prepare yourself to build a strong marriage and to bring children into the world as part of an eternal and loving family. You protect yourself from the spiritual and emotional damage that come from sharing sexual intimacy outside of marriage. You also protect yourself from harmful diseases. Remaining sexually pure helps you to be confident and truly happy and improves your ability to make good decisions now and in the future.
When you fall in love, it's natural to want to express your love in physical ways. But you also know God wants you to remain sexually pure—in both your actions and your thoughts. Sometimes it's a tough balance, but showing love for another while remaining pure is possible. Here are some suggestions:

[s]
1) Keep innocent expressions special[/b]. Rather than making the innocent expressions a mere prelude to the "heavier stuff," make the most of them. Let holding hands mean something. Express tenderness by simply putting your arms around each other. Make sure a kiss communicates true feeling and isn't just the first step to further physical involvement.

2) Pace your passion. Every marathon runner knows that you don't use up your energy at the beginning of the race; you need most of it at the end. Pacing your passion means that you realize you're trying to remain pure all the way to your wedding day. It's OK to express your love in little ways, but don't start messing with the package that is sex. To get really practical, avoid French kissing and petting—anything that is sure to ignite the fires of passion.

3) Don't feed your fantasies. It's normal to think about sex sometimes. In fact, with the way advertising and Hollywood exploit sex, it would be impossible not to think about it. So choose your entertainment carefully. Soap operas, certain songs, books, television shows, movies and Web sites only turn up the pressure. Feeding your thought life with junk only makes it harder to remain pure in your actions.

4) Remember whose property you're touching. You do not own the person you're dating. That person belongs to God. Imagine there's a sign on everyone you date that reads: PROPERTY OF JESUS

5) Make a promise to God, and daily renew your commitment. Decide where you're going to draw the line, and tell God that with his help, you are not going to cross that line until marriage. Don't commit to it unless you mean it, though. The Bible says it's a serious thing to make a vow to God. At the same time, realize that you can't stick to your promise without his help. That's why it's important to renew your commitment daily .

6) Acknowledge Jesus' presence on every date
. Before a date, it's normal to spend a lot of time getting ready. After all, you want to look your best. But you also want to make sure you're spiritually prepared. So spend at least as much time in prayer as you do in front of a mirror. As it says in Proverbs 3:6: "Seek his will in all you do, and he will direct your paths."


7) Agree on your standards.
Before sex becomes an issue in the relationship, talk about your standards with your boyfriend or girlfriend. Don't dwell only on the negative—what you won't do. Hebrews 10:24 tells us to "encourage one another to outbursts of love and good deeds." Discuss ways your friendship can help each of you become a better person.[/s]

Your list is absolute rubbish


My friend joseph1832 must see this.

http://www.christianitytoday.com/iyf/hottopics/sexabstinence/10-ways-to-practice-purity.html
Celebrities / Re: Daniella Okeke: "Apostle Suleman Not Funding My Luxury Lifestyle" by MrObontami(m): 2:33pm On Mar 26, 2017
Buharimustgo:
I don't know why the media are over exaggerating her butts and boobs,there is nothing special about them
I think say na only me notice am O. As in nothing dey special for her boobs and yansh. I don fucck the ones that's way bigger both yansh and boobs. I come dey look am well well say abi I no see am well ni. To me her yansh and boobs just dey there.
Celebrities / Re: Tiwa Savage, Teebillz And Their Son In Church (Photos) by MrObontami(m): 2:18pm On Mar 26, 2017
jericco1:
Coke addict
lolzZzzzz

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