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Car TalkHow To Terrify Nigerian Police by mrofficial(op): 7:37am On Jun 12, 2007
Place a koboko at the front of your car, grin
or look for an NBA sticker and paste it at the front of your car. angry
As for me ho, it works, cos i get mouth reach there. grin
PoliticsRe: President Yar'adua Is Dull? by mrofficial(op): 7:19am On Jun 12, 2007
OK, let me say PDP is taking Nigerians forward. Nobody did comment about the party. Days to become the President, the fuel price was hiked to 75 Naira. I've said this before and am repeating it again, PDP will do nothing good to the green white green that is becoming brown, instead of washing it, they will make it worst. The country is becoming atrocious, but you people will not think think think think and say the right thing. even if the Presido is not dull, what do you think about his party? Party matters.
PoliticsRe: President Yar'adua Is Dull? by mrofficial(op): 7:05am On Jun 12, 2007
OK, let me say PDP is taking Nigerians forward. Nobody did comment about the party. Days to become the President, the fuel price was hiked to 75 Naira. I've said this before and am repeating it again, PDP will do nothing good to the green white green that is becoming brown, instead of washing it, they will make it worst. The country is becoming atrocious, but you people will not think think think think and say the right thing. even if the Presido is not dull, what do you think about his party? Party matters.
TV/MoviesRe: Best Couple in the Nigerian Movie World? by mrofficial(m): 11:30pm On Jun 11, 2007
its diego/paloma. lol
AutosRe: Mercedez V-boot As A Taxi by mrofficial(m): 3:43pm On Jun 08, 2007
i have also seen audi 80
Jokes EtcThis Is Serious (obj) by mrofficial(op): 2:36pm On Jun 08, 2007
NAME OF STUDENT: OLUSEGUN OBASANJO
SCHOOL : Aso Rock Villa
CLASS: Presidency
YEAR OF GRADUATION: May 29th 2007
SUBJECT SCORE GRADE : Energy 12% F9
Agriculture 19% F9
Education 17% F9
Poverty Eradication 5% F9
Telecommunication 50% C5
Human Right Abuse 75% A3
Globe Trotting 100% A1
Fuel Price Hike 175% A1+
Reforms 40% P8
Fighting Corruption 20% F9
Transparency 9% F9
Accountability 12% F9
Car TalkRe: 34 Year Old Nigerian Man Who Can't Drive: Normal? by mrofficial(m): 3:28pm On Jun 06, 2007
if you don't have a car, there is no need for you to learn.

after learning how to drive
can you go to the embassy for visa?
after learning how to drive
can you get a work through it?
after learning how to drive
can you get rich through it?

abi make fuel finish you up
BusinessRe: The New VAT Rate Of 10% by mrofficial(m): 3:12pm On Jun 06, 2007
Limca has jumped from 30 naira to 40 naira. lol
AutosRe: The Worst Drivers In Nigeria? by mrofficial(m): 9:14pm On Jun 04, 2007
@poster, you wrote drivers
so why including okada?
female drivers are the worst.
Seun--> "Teen"
Can you challenge me? lol.
Christianity EtcRe: Mammy Water: Myth Or Reality? by mrofficial(m): 5:45pm On Jun 02, 2007
Woooooooooooo, mammy water exist pass you. I don see pastor wey dey use mammy water power for church
BusinessRe: UBA PLC: My Complaints by mrofficial(m): 7:26pm On Jun 01, 2007
UBA -----> Useless Bank of Africa
Stupid, Poor service, you will always be on the line as if you are there to beg for food
I can never have an account with them
big for nothing
God punish them
They are thieves
they will definitely rundown in da name of jesus. Amen
better go close your account before it will happen



                     GTBank is da best
Christianity EtcRe: Men And Women Don't Pray Together In The Mosque. Why? by mrofficial(m): 4:39pm On Jun 01, 2007
you muslims are local in all doings.
PoliticsRe: What Do You Think Of Yar'dua 's Inaugural Speech? by mrofficial(m): 7:43pm On May 30, 2007
Is just the normal [b]AFRICAN[/b]speeches we are use to on inauguration days.
Obasanjo said the samething in 1999 when petrol was 22 Naira, and he has helped us to fix it to 75 naira and also sold all our national pride. e.g PHCN, NITEL, ASCON, WAPCO, REFINERIES, GOVERMENT HOUSES, NPA, NIGERIA AIRWAYS.

Nobody is trying to vilify him, what do you expect from him? Obasanjo is still at his back, and all the party members. I can sit down and relax when a politician from FRESH DEMOCRATIC PARTY become the president of Nigeria. Tinubu as told us the full meaning of PDP ----> People Deceiving People. ----> People Destroying People. ---> People Dehumanizing People.
And hope we won't have same casualties during Obansanjo regime. Like Plane crashes, Auto crashes, Pipeline crashes, Bomb crashes, First lady crash, Niger delta crashes, Maccido crashes, Human crashes, Etnic crashes, Electorial crashes, impeachment crashes, House sinking crashes, Mobile (phone) ritual crashes, Collapse building crashes
and all other crashes of these world.
CrimeRe: How To Stop 419 and Yahoo Boys by mrofficial(m): 4:45pm On May 29, 2007
Whats my business? go ahead.
CrimeRe: How To Stop 419 and Yahoo Boys by mrofficial(m): 4:10pm On May 29, 2007
Also, there are other set people who believes that even if things are working good in Nigeria,

Thats when you can now write what ever you wish happening to the 419/yyb.
CrimeRe: How To Stop 419 and Yahoo Boys by mrofficial(m): 2:43pm On May 29, 2007
@2old4that is your father a politican?
and i think you don't watch your tv, cos they have cought many of them, but still, there is no changes. Because as one generation passeth away, another one cometh. Leaders of this country are the No. 1 Problem. The only way we can curb this situation is by having good governance, job creativity, employment, e.t.c like we all know there is fraudsters everywhere, even where sharia does exist. We can not stop but we can curb it. smiley
PoliticsPresident Yar'adua Is Dull? by mrofficial(op): 2:24pm On May 29, 2007
The President Is Dull?

What do you think about our new president?

Well as for me he his just on stage, the ones that will be telling him what to do are underground, because he's not sharp, dull looking, even in speaking.

I know he will not last on the seat.
CrimeRe: How To Stop 419 and Yahoo Boys by mrofficial(m): 12:09pm On May 29, 2007
instead of thinking or planing on how to stop Yahoo boys, do something else. Preach the gospel to them. Stop wasting your time saying you have clues or sh*ts stuff that can stop 419's and Yahoo boys, it will never work, we all know where the fault is coming from, the nigerians are ready to work.
CrimeRe: How To Stop 419 and Yahoo Boys by mrofficial(m): 12:06pm On May 29, 2007
instead of thinking or planing on how to stop Yahoo boys, do something else. Preach the gospel to them. Stop wasting your time saying you have clues or sh*ts stuff that can stop 419's and Yahoo boys, it will never work, we know all where the fault is coming from, the nigerians are ready to work.
Music/RadioRe: FAZE "Independent" OR 2FACE "Grass 2 Grace" by mrofficial(m): 9:52am On May 29, 2007
Faze is better than 2face! WHy? (1) 2face can not speak good english (2) 2face does not compose like face. you believe 2face is the one composed for instance? if love is a crime? its rhepotic, just think. I can only say that the ones he did compose are the ones that he sang with his language.
PoliticsRe: Imagine Fuel At N75 Per Litre by mrofficial(m): 8:38am On May 29, 2007
lol, you know what? the evil ones are the one rulling this nation, so what do you expect? HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA. More are still coming.
CrimeRe: How To Stop 419 and Yahoo Boys by mrofficial(m): 8:30am On May 29, 2007
Let everybody do it round, then we will now join hand together to stop it.
People please think, the goverment of this country are useless and helpless, we all are 419's.
Let the goverment of this country give everybody 500,000 Naira, and build the whole Nigeria like Ajah, Gariki e.t.c and remove Ajegunle, Amukoko, Ajangbadi, Orile, Badia, Ijora, makoko, e.t.c from Nigeria map and let INEC stop there Yahoo election.
@poster, its like you don't know what people are passing true, nobody is born to suffer. F**k It.
BusinessRe: Doing Business With Nigeria by mrofficial(m): 12:05am On May 25, 2007
Playstation 3, Playstation 2, Xbox, gamecube e.t.c
TV/MoviesRe: Big Brother Africa 2 (II)! by mrofficial(m): 11:52pm On May 24, 2007
Ope Hooo, it's time to watch MJ on the TV grin BB Africa 2. Intresting,
RomanceRe: Dating A Demanding Girl by mrofficial(m): 11:53am On May 24, 2007
Yes! it happens, you know what? i don't give out.
PoliticsRe: May 29th The D-day? Will It Be Successful? by mrofficial(m): 7:04pm On May 23, 2007
OBJ -> O-B-O
Me i am bound with no f**king rules
i do what pleases me
i check my self from up to down
before i act like a boss in the town
Damn.
Car TalkRe: Nigerian Made Car by mrofficial(m): 11:04am On May 23, 2007
Yes thats true, we can make it, we can team up. I have seen guys with toy helicopter, made by them, but there is nobody to help them develop this technology. Even they did it with remote controller, they control it with remote.
Gear up NaiJa.
Car TalkRe: Getting a Driver's License in Nigeria by mrofficial(m): 10:18am On May 23, 2007
What ever situation you enter in this driving of a thing, cash will solve it, just in nigeria.
They love stopping me cos am a young guy, well i always get ready my cash, 2 green is enough.
BusinessRe: Dangote, Otedola Buy Port Harcourt Refinery For N71.8bn by mrofficial(m): 9:02pm On May 22, 2007
Dangote Rice
Dangote Sugar
Dangote Cement
Dangote Salt
Dangote Spaghetti
Dangote Macaroni
Dangote Flour
Dangote Transport Limited
And now Dangote Refinery

Maybe next time it will be Dangote Mobile, Lets wait and see.
Jeun lo jo.
TV/MoviesRe: Cartoons: Not For Kids Alone! by mrofficial(m): 8:29pm On May 22, 2007
i like watching cartoons.
especially tom and jerry, naruto and justice league. lol. Who has watched the whole episode of naruto?
BusinessRe: Advice Needed In Managing Illiterate Employees by mrofficial(m): 2:02am On May 19, 2007
illiterates? na wa hooo
Having illiterates as employees, Mr if the job is not good for illiterates, you know what to do. And also, it depends on amount your company is paying, if you think the salary is ok for literate ones, then go fix it.

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