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RomanceRe: Why Do Men Get Scared Of Commitment& Responsibilities by mrofficial(m): 7:05pm On Aug 05, 2007
Ima1:
at 28 if he still lives with his parents then hun he will never be ready for marriage, i'll advice you to move on because you are wasting your time and letting him use you, love or no love the guy is not grown up.
Dirty Talk, dirty Advise.
BusinessRe: Nairalanders, How Much Are You Worth? by mrofficial(m): 9:27pm On Aug 03, 2007
Only when them use me do Money na him i go know my worth.
BusinessRe: Nairalanders, How Much Are You Worth? by mrofficial(m): 9:25pm On Aug 03, 2007
400,000 Naira
BusinessRe: ATMs: Automated Thieving Machines? by mrofficial(m): 12:13am On Aug 02, 2007
teddydeji:
mr official or wetin be your name.u will be branded mr ole-cial if u don't report to the nearest bank the mistake made in crediting your account with 30k instead of 15k.
something tells u are an Automated thieving Man a twin brother of the Automated thieving Machine
My account is not running on their fuckin 15,000 naira. They should just REV their 15,000 naira. I don't have the time of reporting myself, that they over credited my account, Damn.
Are you sure that the UBA database is still firm?
Big for Nothing Bank. Hissing
RomanceRe: Would You Give Your Girl/guy A Good Morning Kiss Although He/she Hasnt Yet Brush by mrofficial(m): 2:54pm On Jul 28, 2007
[quote author=cute-ass link=topic=67676.msg1317775#msg1317775 date=1185214541]Why the hell nat?? Wheres the romance if you can't share everything, he morning kiss, sickness kiss and the whole package.

Ofcourse i'll kiss him good morning, not minding whatever . .[/quote]These Nigeria weather no good for husband and wife to wake up in the morning and kiss on lips. Because the country itself na dirty, so please my dear you have to brush your teeth before i can kiss that luscious lips.
AutosRe: Spanking Golf 3 For Sale 700k by mrofficial(m): 2:33pm On Jul 28, 2007
golf 3 wey i see for 400k tokunbo cotonou
Car TalkRe: Words Used To Describe Cars? by mrofficial(m): 2:27pm On Jul 28, 2007
Pure water -> Golf 2
AutosRe: Mitsubishi Sigma Or 1995 Nissan Primera by mrofficial(op): 12:35am On Jul 26, 2007
I tried your number, didn't go through. Please i don;t want automatic transmission
BusinessRe: ATMs: Automated Thieving Machines? by mrofficial(m): 4:34pm On Jul 25, 2007
[size=13pt]I think you people are not lucky. I was debited 15,000 Naira at UBA computer village ikeja without collecting the cash. I ran into the banking hall and complained, they told me that within 24 hours the money would reversed, i went outside of the UBA bank and withdrew another 15,000 Naira, i collected that one. I went home that day. The third day, i went to my bank to check if the money has returned, unfortunately the money was not there, I ran into the bank and they gave me a retracted form to fill and i did. Lemme make it short, they said i should chk my account in five days time. After that i kept checking my account, these week monday, i received 2 sms saying ATM REV  Previous Balance:125,502.00 Current banlance 155,502.00. I was surprised, i didnt even bother to call my bank and ask. The next day i left to my bank to chk my account balance using the ATM manchine, i did and it was true, i met 155,502.00. Instead of reversing 15,000 they reversed 30,000. I love these ATM manchine i think i will go back to the UBA to tell them thank you and then use the ATM Manchine again to see if it will do the same. LOL  grin[/size]
HealthRe: Ur First Hiv Test What Was It Like by mrofficial(m): 10:37am On Jul 25, 2007
johnnygan:
What the Bleep!
F word is not allowed.
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@Sweet T, you get problem, come make i abrade that your michael jackson skin.
HealthRe: Ur First Hiv Test What Was It Like by mrofficial(m): 10:35am On Jul 25, 2007
F word is not allowed.
And for you @Sweet T, you get problem, come make i abrade that your michael jackson skin.
AutosMitsubishi Sigma Or 1995 Nissan Primera by mrofficial(op): 7:48am On Jul 25, 2007
Anybody with Mitsubishi Sigma or Nissan Primera 1995?
If any clue about their price or you have the tokunbo, Please reply.

Music/RadioRe: 2Face Idibia's New Video by mrofficial(m): 6:54pm On Jul 23, 2007
Omo Eko:
Nice video but why go to Ghana undecided undecided undecided undecided
No fine babe wey go make am go penitentiary for Nigeria.  grin
PhonesRe: Pre-paid Phone Credit Fraudsters by mrofficial(m): 6:42pm On Jul 23, 2007
[/color][size=15pt]brotherly not only that, even the real sites does that. I ordered for 2 N100 glo voucher from[color=#000099] www.prepaidnigeria.com After payment only one voucher was displayed. I went to the bank the next day to confirm the amount removed, and the CSO told me that it was N220. I pay for 2 Card, them give me one. See reaping. [/size]
ComputersRe: She Spilled Hot Coffee On My Laptop: Now What? by mrofficial(m): 10:09pm On Jul 20, 2007
FlyLyde:
Thing is I didnt buy it in Nigeria and now I'm in Lagos.
Come lets exchange. Am using Dell Latitude|D600. Hope say no be pentium 2 na him your sister spill coffee ontop, if so, she dey right be that. LOL
RomanceRe: Two Girls In My Life, One Is 3 Months Pregnant And The Other Had An Abortion by mrofficial(m): 2:40am On Jul 20, 2007
Na Brokin go good for person like you.

I wonder maybe na juju you take Grip there 2, you no fit even spell "Clear" Nawa hooo
300 level for that matter, haha too bad.
Why condom come hard you to use?
Even if you no fear pregnancy
Shey you no fear HIV/AIDS?
And why you the use your CD they Bang 2 CD-ROM without using condom?
Player for that matter
Even if you fit foreclose pregnancy
Shey you fit foreclose HIV/AIDS without using rubber?
RomanceRe: Two Girls In My Life, One Is 3 Months Pregnant And The Other Had An Abortion by mrofficial(m): 2:36am On Jul 20, 2007
Na Brokin go good for person like you.

I wonder maybe na juju you take Grip there 2, you no fit even spell "Clear" Nawa hooo
300 level for that matter, haha too bad.
Why condom come hard you to use?
Even if you no fear pregnancy
Shey you no fear HIV/AIDS?
And why you the use your CD they Bang 2 CD-ROM without using condom?
Player for that matter
Even if you fit foreclose pregnancy
Shey you fit foreclose HIV/AIDS without using rubber?
RomanceRe: I Am 18 She's 21 by mrofficial(op): 2:08am On Jul 20, 2007
[quote author=aik.mamah link=topic=64816.msg1307545#msg1307545 date=1184885647]but mr official you're more than 18 now or r u talking about your younger bros? undecided undecided[/quote]What makes you think so?
Dating And Meet-up ZoneRe: What Is Your Date Of Birth? See If U Have A Match by mrofficial(m): 1:46am On Jul 20, 2007
26 February grin any again?
AutosRe: Spanking Golf 3 For Sale 700k by mrofficial(m): 10:10pm On Jul 13, 2007
So your golf 2 better pass Toyota camry 1996?
your golf 2 better pass old BMW 5 series?
Abi e better pass Jetta?
i no too sabi about cars, but i don see people wey won sell, wey i know say golf 2 no be there mate, Pure water na him you won sell 700k? maybe you no know the name of your car.
FoodRe: What Do You Feel Like Eating Now? by mrofficial(m): 5:36pm On Jul 13, 2007
I just ate eba, egusi and pepper soup.
RomanceRe: Farting In The Presence Of Your Lover by mrofficial(m): 1:26pm On Jul 13, 2007
[size=15pt]Oga, Madam Me i go fart for anywhere, abi no be God put am for my body? shey God do wrong thing? Abeg make una no dey talk this thing again jooo. Poo poo poo tseeeees.[/size]
RomanceRe: I Am 18 She's 21 by mrofficial(op): 1:14am On Jul 11, 2007
Thanks all. Exludin' you nigga "osereka" lol
RomanceRe: 99 Facts About Guys! Believe It Or Not: by mrofficial(m): 12:34am On Jul 11, 2007
Na job be these? useless guys na him go read all.
TravelRe: Transportation In Nigeria: A Must-see Picture by mrofficial(m): 7:15pm On Jul 10, 2007
amaikama:
sorry guys but that is not naija for your information.
Can't you see the plate number? that's nigeria for real.
RomanceWhen Last Did You Have Quarrel With Your Spouse? by mrofficial(op): 5:58pm On Jul 10, 2007
I know these thing is bleeping common, mostly in Nigeria.
Settled? or Not Settled?
Just write it out and see what can be done to stop it.
RomanceRe: I Am 18 She's 21 by mrofficial(op): 1:20am On Jul 10, 2007
osereka:
so my candid advice is that shag her to your satisfaction because that is the only thing the 2 of u think is called love.
PLZ USE CONDOM O.
lol. Na wa hooo, na so your brain tell you?
Christianity EtcRe: Pastor Chris Oyakilome by mrofficial(m): 1:12am On Jul 10, 2007
[size=20pt]Except a man is born again he/she cannot see the kingdom of God. Now i will advise you people that is vilifying the man of God to also become born again and preach the word of God to the people, after all, i only listen to his preaching. If he has any other thing that is not of God, that one is not my business, he will be the one to be convicted and not me. Moreover, that one will not stop me from seeing the kingdom of God.[/size]
[size=30pt]Stop Blabbing[/size]
Music/RadioRe: What Song Is Currently Stuck In Your Head? by mrofficial(m): 10:08am On Jul 09, 2007
Cross  that line - Rick Ross Ft. Akon
Nairaland GeneralRe: Nairaland In One Word by mrofficial(m): 8:10am On Jul 09, 2007
Ugly Board
RomanceI Am 18 She's 21 by mrofficial(op): 7:38am On Jul 09, 2007
She's 21 and i am 18.
please help me by answering to this 2 questions.
Should i go on or withdraw?
Is it wrong?

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