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Celebrities / Re: Uche Maduagwu To Begin #EndAntiGayLaw Road Protest In Nigeria by MrOjay1(m): 4:54pm On Feb 27, 2021
This gay is really constituting nuisance.He should be apprehended and locked up where he won't see light for a long time

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Romance / Re: My Elder Brother Ex-wife Is Terrorizing Us "Pls Help" by MrOjay1(m): 10:11am On Feb 26, 2021
Your brother shouldn't entertain any form of gentleman's dialogue with her.Throw the foolish woman to the streets where she rightfully belongs

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Religion / Re: Apostle Suleman: COVID-19 Comment On Private Jets Slipped From My Mouth by MrOjay1(m): 9:01pm On Feb 24, 2021
Apostle three.some.
pulpit bandit.

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Crime / Re: 12-Year-Old Boy Shoots His 15-Year-Old Girlfriend Dead In Jigawa by MrOjay1(m): 12:00pm On Feb 24, 2021
Too bad
wasted life
Romance / Re: My Daughter My Son And I In Brand New Photos by MrOjay1(m): 3:50pm On Feb 03, 2021
They are cute and healthy

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Romance / Re: Share Your First Experiences Wooing Your Crush by MrOjay1(m): 3:40pm On Feb 02, 2021
Well well well
I smile anytime I remember how how I went about wooing the girl I first crushed on.

I had just moved into a new secondary school and she was one of the first friends I made during that period.
During the course of our numerous discussions,we both found out we hailed from the same LGA.This strengthened our bond and we grew close. smiley

Naturally,I developed feelings for her and even though I didn't say so because shyness wan finish me,It showed in the way I talked to her,looked in her eyes,held her hands tenderly,etc.

I guessed she liked me too because she responded in the show of affection.The whole class were calling us oko ati iyawo cheesy

I would slip in little love notes in her books,maths set or any other place I was sure she'd find them.I never got to kiss her like I always yearned to do because I no get the mind.

She later left our school then for another and we tried to stay in constant phone communication.Though I didn't have a phone,I called her with my mom's own and we would speak for long minutes on nothing particular.We both felt for each other but looking back now,I should have grabbed the situation by the jugular by officially asking her to be mine.I never did though because of fear cheesy.We still kept in touch then when 2go started maving waves.I didn't have money to purchase a phone so I bought battery and sim card.I would charge the battery full and load 100 naira recharge card for 10mb(na that time 10mb dey last for almost two weeks).I would take them to school and whenver the phone battery of my classmate died,I would beg to put my sim and battery so I could log in and chat with her cheesy.We continued that way for some time then grew distant because of irregular communication and I heard she was now paroling with another guy in her school.

Can't blame her though,I was kinda naive in how that relationship thing worked else I'm sure I'd have possibly deflowered her in the school toilet or intro tech lab before she left.

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Romance / Re: Share Your First Experiences Wooing Your Crush by MrOjay1(m): 3:11pm On Feb 02, 2021
Well well well
I smile anytime I remember how how I went about wooing the girl I first crushed on.

I had just moved into a new secondary school and she was one of the first friends I made during that period.
During the course of our numerous discussions,we both found out we hailed from the same LGA.This strengthened our bond and we grew close. smiley

Naturally,I developed feelings for her and even though I didn't say so because shyness wan finish me,It showed in the way I talked to her,looked in her eyes,held her hands tenderly,etc.

I guessed she liked me too because she responded in the show of affection.The whole class were calling us oko ati iyawo cheesy

I would slip in little love notes in her books,maths set or any other place I was sure she'd find them.I never got to kiss her like I always yearned to do because I no get the mind.

She later left our school then for another and we tried to stay in constant phone communication.Though I didn't have a phone,I called her with my mom's own and we would speak for long minutes on nothing particular.We both felt for each other but looking back now,I should have grabbed the situation by the jugular by officially asking her to be mine.I never did though because of fear cheesy.We still kept in touch then when 2go started making waves.I didn't have money to purchase a phone so I bought battery and sim card.I would charge the battery full and load 100 naira recharge card for 10mb(na that time 10mb dey last for almost two weeks).I would take them to school and whenver the phone battery of my classmate died,I would beg to put my sim and battery so I could log in and chat with her cheesy.We continued that way for some time then grew distant because of irregular communication and I heard she was now paroling with another guy in her school.

Can't blame her though,I was kinda naive in how that relationship thing worked else I'm sure I'd have possibly deflowered her in the school toilet or intro tech lab before she left.

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Politics / Re: APC Registration: Lagos Leaders Allege Plot To Whittle Down Tinubu's Influence by MrOjay1(m): 7:27am On Feb 01, 2021
Tinubu is many things to different people but one thing everyone can't deny is that he's a man of great influence and power.

It would be nice to read an autobiography of this man to know how he has managed to stay this politically relevant for almost 30 years now.

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Religion / Re: Ancient Greek Inscription 'Christ Born Of Mary' To Ward Off Evil Spirit Seen(Pix by MrOjay1(m): 6:39pm On Jan 31, 2021
In Israel,it is 'christ born of mary' that's the inscription to ward off evil while in Nigeria it's 'God of Lazarus Muoka' that's used

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Business / Re: Dangote Asks Court To Gag Ex-Girlfriend, Autumn Spikes In US by MrOjay1(m): 4:37pm On Jan 30, 2021
Dangote sha fall hand with this scandal sha.

This na very avoidable sontin.

Why him no parol with him fellow billionaires or at least,girls with something to lose?
He should have made her sign the NDA before dating her.
See as she just dey drag am to ruins.
She just dey mess am up

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Politics / Re: Boko Haram: New Service Chiefs Can’t Do Better Than Their Predecessors - Shekau by MrOjay1(m): 11:55am On Jan 29, 2021
How come this guy is still alive?

I've read on more than 10 different occasions that he has been kiled in an ambush.
Sports / Why Yakubu Aiyegbeni Can't Be Regarded As Nigerian Football Legend by MrOjay1(m): 5:43pm On Jan 28, 2021
Many have regarded Yakubu Aiyegbeni as a
football legend but when and how did he
become one?


This isn't even about his miss in South
Africa.

What remarkable point did he achieve that
has made him worthy of being conferred a
legendary status?


Throughout his career in the EPL,he notched
96 goals in total.These are good numbers
but poor for legendary rankings when you
consider his goals didn't win his team any
trophies.

Ask the Egyptians to mention a legendary
Egyptian player in the PL and every hand will
be pointed at Salah.
Ask the Ivoriens to mention legendary
Ivorien players in the PL and the likes of
Yaya Toure and Drogba will be mentioned
Ask the Senegalese and Mane will be
mentioned.
These players' legendary status can't be
questioned because they've scored
important goals,put in various heroic shifts
on the pitch and more importantly,brought
home laurels that were lacking at their
respective clubs.


Can you really put Yakubu in the same class
as the above named African legends

Even Aubameyang that is a consistent scorer
and an EPL Golden boot winner cannot be
classed as a legend.How much more
Yakubu?


On the international scene,what did
Yakubu offer the national team in the
Nations cup or the world cup that is worth
remembering?
Absolutely nothing.
Is Yakubu a good player?Yes
Is Yakubu a football legend?Nope
Is Yakubu a legend of open goal misses that
even my grand ma can score?Of course.

Lalasticlala Dominique
Politics / Re: Market Fire: NGF Donates ₦50 Million To Sokoto by MrOjay1(m): 7:09am On Jan 27, 2021
when are they assisting the market razed in Lagos?
Crime / Re: Abuja Under Siege Of Unchecked Kidnap Rings by MrOjay1(m): 7:05am On Jan 27, 2021
kidnapping is the new oil
Romance / Wrongly Used Phrase Most Romancelanders Are Guilty Of by MrOjay1(m): 9:33pm On Jan 26, 2021
When you say 'double date',it doesn't mean to cheat on your partner with another.

Double dating involves going out with your partner for a date alongside another couple.

When you want to say your partner is cheating,you say 'he/she is a two-timer'.

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