Teacher:who can give me examples of common illnesses in Nigeria?

No student raises hands to answer the question.

Teacher then points to Okon to answer.Okon stands up,walks to the board and writes:Fever,malaria and /


Teacher:what is /?

Okon:dat na stroke na.No let make I tell you say you no go school o

ICC that couldn't intervene in Uganda na Nigeria service chiefs dem go probe?

Na only for East wey Nigerian soldiers get power

You didn't know how you'd take care of the baby but you enjoyed the sex and was screaming 'faster faster'.
Too bad.

Hang her on the gallows.

Kings of the street.

One of the very few clergymen not to have been embroiled in sex scandal

Good deal for both parties.

Arsenal add the required depth needed to bolster their attacking midfield options while Odegaard gets the required playing time he needs.

Lampard is bereft of fresh ideas and cannot tactically handle super star signings.

Big players require a big manager to go along.

Lampard would fare better in a small club with not so much pressure and average or not so talented players.

May this month see the end of Buhari and every other miscreant sponsoring these terrorists.

She keeps on sexualizing herself.
Tomorrow,she'll come and rant,'I'm more than just my body'.

please hang them on the gallows

Why is death beating around the bush?

Death should attack Buhari now.
Die Baba,Die.
Die Baba,Die.

This move will end in tears.Musa does not have the energy and has lost the required pace for the PL he used to have.

He should retire abeg.
Old age done come

Yorubas are now beginning to realize what Mazi Kanu has been screaming since:Late Pa Buhari is trying to fulanize the whole country.

Oh God,why was I born a Nigerian?

Teju and his love for King Sunny Ade

Great man.Great comedian.

I really enjoyed his shows then.Learnt a lot from it.

I don't know if it's still aired now

I would have proposed to Tiffany but she cheated on me way before she met Boulous.She begged me for reconciliation for many months but I didn't budge.Told her I didn't want anything to do with her.

Even her father,Donald,intervened.He tried to invite me to the white house to plead on Tiffany's behalf but I turned him down.

She even sent me a text last night telling me she still misses me despite accepting Bolous's proposal.

She say na me she love.Na me dey give her good loving.

na wa o

This is a targeted execution.

Direct competition brings out the best of one's ability

Find the woman and hang her on the gallows