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Well well well
I smile anytime I remember how how I went about wooing the girl I first crushed on.

I had just moved into a new secondary school and she was one of the first friends I made during that period.
During the course of our numerous discussions,we both found out we hailed from the same LGA.This strengthened our bond and we grew close.

Naturally,I developed feelings for her and even though I didn't say so because shyness wan finish me,It showed in the way I talked to her,looked in her eyes,held her hands tenderly,etc.

I guessed she liked me too because she responded in the show of affection.The whole class were calling us oko ati iyawo

I would slip in little love notes in her books,maths set or any other place I was sure she'd find them.I never got to kiss her like I always yearned to do because I no get the mind.

She later left our school then for another and we tried to stay in constant phone communication.Though I didn't have a phone,I called her with my mom's own and we would speak for long minutes on nothing particular.We both felt for each other but looking back now,I should have grabbed the situation by the jugular by officially asking her to be mine.I never did though because of fear .We still kept in touch then when 2go started maving waves.I didn't have money to purchase a phone so I bought battery and sim card.I would charge the battery full and load 100 naira recharge card for 10mb(na that time 10mb dey last for almost two weeks).I would take them to school and whenver the phone battery of my classmate died,I would beg to put my sim and battery so I could log in and chat with her .We continued that way for some time then grew distant because of irregular communication and I heard she was now paroling with another guy in her school.

Can't blame her though,I was kinda naive in how that relationship thing worked else I'm sure I'd have possibly deflowered her in the school toilet or intro tech lab before she left.

Well well well
I smile anytime I remember how how I went about wooing the girl I first crushed on.

I had just moved into a new secondary school and she was one of the first friends I made during that period.
During the course of our numerous discussions,we both found out we hailed from the same LGA.This strengthened our bond and we grew close.

Naturally,I developed feelings for her and even though I didn't say so because shyness wan finish me,It showed in the way I talked to her,looked in her eyes,held her hands tenderly,etc.

I guessed she liked me too because she responded in the show of affection.The whole class were calling us oko ati iyawo

I would slip in little love notes in her books,maths set or any other place I was sure she'd find them.I never got to kiss her like I always yearned to do because I no get the mind.

She later left our school then for another and we tried to stay in constant phone communication.Though I didn't have a phone,I called her with my mom's own and we would speak for long minutes on nothing particular.We both felt for each other but looking back now,I should have grabbed the situation by the jugular by officially asking her to be mine.I never did though because of fear .We still kept in touch then when 2go started making waves.I didn't have money to purchase a phone so I bought battery and sim card.I would charge the battery full and load 100 naira recharge card for 10mb(na that time 10mb dey last for almost two weeks).I would take them to school and whenver the phone battery of my classmate died,I would beg to put my sim and battery so I could log in and chat with her .We continued that way for some time then grew distant because of irregular communication and I heard she was now paroling with another guy in her school.

Can't blame her though,I was kinda naive in how that relationship thing worked else I'm sure I'd have possibly deflowered her in the school toilet or intro tech lab before she left.

Tinubu is many things to different people but one thing everyone can't deny is that he's a man of great influence and power.

It would be nice to read an autobiography of this man to know how he has managed to stay this politically relevant for almost 30 years now.

In Israel,it is 'christ born of mary' that's the inscription to ward off evil while in Nigeria it's 'God of Lazarus Muoka' that's used

Dangote sha fall hand with this scandal sha.

This na very avoidable sontin.

Why him no parol with him fellow billionaires or at least,girls with something to lose?
He should have made her sign the NDA before dating her.
See as she just dey drag am to ruins.
She just dey mess am up

How come this guy is still alive?

I've read on more than 10 different occasions that he has been kiled in an ambush.

Many have regarded Yakubu Aiyegbeni as a
football legend but when and how did he
become one?


This isn't even about his miss in South
Africa.

What remarkable point did he achieve that
has made him worthy of being conferred a
legendary status?


Throughout his career in the EPL,he notched
96 goals in total.These are good numbers
but poor for legendary rankings when you
consider his goals didn't win his team any
trophies.

Ask the Egyptians to mention a legendary
Egyptian player in the PL and every hand will
be pointed at Salah.
Ask the Ivoriens to mention legendary
Ivorien players in the PL and the likes of
Yaya Toure and Drogba will be mentioned
Ask the Senegalese and Mane will be
mentioned.
These players' legendary status can't be
questioned because they've scored
important goals,put in various heroic shifts
on the pitch and more importantly,brought
home laurels that were lacking at their
respective clubs.


Can you really put Yakubu in the same class
as the above named African legends

Even Aubameyang that is a consistent scorer
and an EPL Golden boot winner cannot be
classed as a legend.How much more
Yakubu?


On the international scene,what did
Yakubu offer the national team in the
Nations cup or the world cup that is worth
remembering?
Absolutely nothing.
Is Yakubu a good player?Yes
Is Yakubu a football legend?Nope
Is Yakubu a legend of open goal misses that
even my grand ma can score?Of course.

Lalasticlala Dominique

when are they assisting the market razed in Lagos?

kidnapping is the new oil

When you say 'double date',it doesn't mean to cheat on your partner with another.

Double dating involves going out with your partner for a date alongside another couple.

When you want to say your partner is cheating,you say 'he/she is a two-timer'.

Teacher:who can give me examples of common illnesses in Nigeria?

No student raises hands to answer the question.

Teacher then points to Okon to answer.Okon stands up,walks to the board and writes:Fever,malaria and /


Teacher:what is /?

Okon:dat na stroke na.No let make I tell you say you no go school o

ICC that couldn't intervene in Uganda na Nigeria service chiefs dem go probe?

Na only for East wey Nigerian soldiers get power

You didn't know how you'd take care of the baby but you enjoyed the sex and was screaming 'faster faster'.
Too bad.

Hang her on the gallows.

Kings of the street.

One of the very few clergymen not to have been embroiled in sex scandal

Good deal for both parties.

Arsenal add the required depth needed to bolster their attacking midfield options while Odegaard gets the required playing time he needs.

Lampard is bereft of fresh ideas and cannot tactically handle super star signings.

Big players require a big manager to go along.

Lampard would fare better in a small club with not so much pressure and average or not so talented players.

May this month see the end of Buhari and every other miscreant sponsoring these terrorists.

She keeps on sexualizing herself.
Tomorrow,she'll come and rant,'I'm more than just my body'.

please hang them on the gallows

Why is death beating around the bush?

Death should attack Buhari now.
Die Baba,Die.
Die Baba,Die.

This move will end in tears.Musa does not have the energy and has lost the required pace for the PL he used to have.

He should retire abeg.
Old age done come

Yorubas are now beginning to realize what Mazi Kanu has been screaming since:Late Pa Buhari is trying to fulanize the whole country.

Oh God,why was I born a Nigerian?

Teju and his love for King Sunny Ade

Great man.Great comedian.

I really enjoyed his shows then.Learnt a lot from it.

I don't know if it's still aired now

I would have proposed to Tiffany but she cheated on me way before she met Boulous.She begged me for reconciliation for many months but I didn't budge.Told her I didn't want anything to do with her.

Even her father,Donald,intervened.He tried to invite me to the white house to plead on Tiffany's behalf but I turned him down.

She even sent me a text last night telling me she still misses me despite accepting Bolous's proposal.

She say na me she love.Na me dey give her good loving.