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Nairaland / General / Re: Nairaland/General Section Chatroom by mrpataki(m): 12:43pm On Jul 20, 2015
Busybody2:




Bingo! Bullseye!! You can say that again and again and again and again!! First he lovingly steps forward to collect the award for being banned many times, now he suddenly develops amnesia and is trying to shove the award under the carpet, hmmm...In the other news, see person with two left feet claiming best dancer. If I hear... cool I bet he even sucks at dancing palongo.


Phew, he is on his way out! Good riddance to bad rubbish, now I can clearly see front and the next sly underhanded tactic the so-called professional group Tehn has up their sleeves...

Oshisko! cool
Politics / Re: Why JEGA Postponed The Election Result Declaration by mrpataki(m): 7:27pm On Mar 30, 2015
Gboliwe:


And you will forever thank Jonathan for making him shine

While the same Jonathan will rot in jail both here in Nigeria and with his case already at ICC.

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Nairaland / General / Re: The "Atrocities" Of Barcanista, And The Lessons There Of!! by mrpataki(m): 4:00pm On Feb 17, 2015
barcanista:
Suddenly, everyone started "suspecting". Let me burst your burble, I also received PMs. Unlike your kind, I took it with utmost respect andd felt so honored. You people can be very hypocritical I tell you. You don't know what friendship is. You lack honor, you are bitter and you are vile. Inside of you lied wickedness and hate. I don't gv two fvcks about your kind.

You are the one who lacks honor. Jumping parties within the space of months or weeks describes you as a very hypocritical who totally lacks honors or even moral values.

I will not bother to exchange words with you. I have been on this forum since 2006, and I have seen your types severally. So you least amaze me. I have made good friends from this forum over the years and even seen, wined and dined with some across the UK, EU and Nigeria. So I am one who knows what friendship means and sticking to principles and values rather than going with wherever the wind blows your rancid fowl yansh.

Allegations were leveled against you. Rather than carefully stating your point, you go on this emotional tantrums and drama queen theatrics of jumping parties and support. Typical cramjones aka FFK behavior. I wish you well as you see how your country is being foolishly managed.

I hope you got the ''links'' you wanted. Alatenuje poster.
Politics / Re: Let's Have Your Complaints, Suggestions & Enquiries Here by mrpataki(m): 6:55pm On Sep 17, 2013
Could any of the moderators please let me know if my handle - Pataki, got banned by a human or the spambot.

If a human being, kind explanation as to why and if spambot, could my handle kindly be released soonest?

Thanks.
Politics / Re: Let's Have Your Complaints, Suggestions & Enquiries Here by mrpataki(m): 7:52pm On May 13, 2013
Mukina,

I really don't like the fact that I have to be using another of my old banned ID to be posting here.

Since when has it become an offence to complain about an insulting comment against the Yoruba and the poster who lodged the complaint is thereafter banned? I really do not want to insult your moderator, but if it comes to making him hate his own self on this forum, I can surely do that.

Is this what Nairaland has suddenly become? Please do the needful unless you want to tell me, this forum has become a place for the lawless moderator to outrightly disregard the rules and act as he wants.

Thank you.
Politics / Re: Let's Have Your Complaints, Suggestions & Enquiries Here by mrpataki(m): 7:02pm On May 13, 2013
Wow, just tried my first NL username and it has been un-banned after how many years?!!! shocked shocked shocked shocked


PREMIER_YORUBA: Pataki had a reference post on the topic where Ricky Ross was insulting Yorubas. Has the Ricky Ross guy been banned yet?
Actually NOT! I was banned by Ikenna following my complaint here about the tribalistic comment from Ricky Ross.

I have made a complaint to the Ogas at the top alongside a thread on the general board. Hope something will be done to correct this malady from a power drunk infantile moderator.
Education / Re: How To Improve My Spoken English? by mrpataki(m): 10:26pm On Jan 14, 2008
toyinrayo:

Na wa for this People and their one page replies. . . lol, instead of debating with each other, plz advice the poster instead. thanks

Aiight Miss. I promise to stop now. Hopefully I will try not to reply him, but he is a stubborn fellow, who will never ease on my case. grin It seems my name turns him on.

Orisirisi for nairaland. cheesy cheesy

Oops sorry ''orisirisi'' is not in the dictionary oh. embarassed
Education / Re: How To Improve My Spoken English? by mrpataki(m): 10:20pm On Jan 14, 2008
Purist:

@mrpataki,

I'm not at all surprised at your rejoinder, as I am already used to your circumlocutory manner of debate.  I will oblige you nonetheless.
Neither am I a stranger to your usual verbose.

Purist:

Lol @mrpataki.  I must say that it is rather amusing that you cannot even grasp the simple message behind the post I directed at you.  Even more amusing is the fact that you are pushing so hard to prove that you are right.
And once again it is rather amusing that you as well come with your silent belligerent method of posting.

Purist:

By the way, it is "smacks of", not "smacks off".
Thanks for the correction. tongue You got me there. wink

Purist:

And this is what I call, 'an agglomeration of balderdash'!  I'm sorry, but you have just said NOTHING SENSIBLE here.  Besides, how is it possible that arrogance can annoy one's inanity?   I know you've got your way with big words, but please, learn how to apply them correctly!  Perhaps, you may want to exhibit your "grammatical prowess" [b=https://www.nairaland.com/nigeria/topic-88997.0.html]here[/b].  Enjoy. grin
It is called an oxymoron slowpoke! grin You really have a long way to go when you try to engage me.

Purist:

Are you now trying to play the victim here?  In all honesty and fairness, can you tell the whole house who started all these verbiage between us?   The "attack" on that thread was simply a response to that which you initiated.
I am way above playing the victim as you usually do. Seeing that you are totally bereft of what and where my stand is or was, I was simply showing where you have erroneously fallen into what you were preaching against. Which has become your trademark on this forum.

Cheers.

I would have replied you fully, but she won't allow me to post further than this. So I leave you for now. She is more important to me than you. wink
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Manchester United Fan thread: Forever Reds by mrpataki(m): 9:30pm On Jan 14, 2008
dayokanu:

@Mc omo,
We all know its Jackal changing names only can't help Its so coincidental that the time Jackal stopped posting cougar started and I am curious why do you like using

the names animals as ID?

Or could it be that he has finally succeeded in raising manure animal-clones in combination to his own cyber genes? grin
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Manchester United Fan thread: Forever Reds by mrpataki(m): 9:15pm On Jan 14, 2008
@ Mc,
Am alright. As usual got my hands full with cyber morons early in the year, while looking expectantly to May 2008 when we lift the EPL. cheesy cheesy
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Manchester United Fan thread: Forever Reds by mrpataki(m): 9:01pm On Jan 14, 2008
Mc Omo:

@Dayokanu

stop playing games and come straight tongue

we all know Cougar is one and same person as Jackal cool

but must u sweat the technique tongue

hmmnnnn . . . .hope I don't get skinned by the [b]wolfman [/b]for this tongue grin

Jackal is the same person as Cougar? shocked Na wa o!

@ Mc,
How you doing ?
Education / Re: How To Improve My Spoken English? by mrpataki(m): 7:22pm On Jan 14, 2008
Purist:

No.  But it doesn't have anything to do with tenses either, as you want to make us believe.  If you truly understand English language properly yourself, you wouldn't have corrected his substitution of an adjective for a noun, and subsequently ask him to get his tenses right, which has no correlation with what he posted.
So pray tell me Professor Purist, when an adjective can be used interjectively or rather in substitution with a noun with the same sentence having the same meaning as to what the writer intended to pass across to its readers?  Did you bother to read the context in which the adjective was used in place of the noun?  undecided

Purist:
The only problem I see with this one is the substitution of 'e' for 'a' in his spelling of "Grammar" - a mistake even the most erudite fellow here could have made.  It is neither "sound" nor "unsound" as far as I'm concerned.
As far as you are concerned it is neither ''sound'' nor ''unsound'', this rather again smacks off the degrading of educational quality when silly mistakes can be effectively swept away with the excuse that pundits as well fall into such. Silly mistakes made as such the one above is more than enough to get you a fail in an academic setting.

Purist:
It's either you really don't know the meaning of the words you use atimes, or your rabidity, really, is something everyone on this forum should worry about.  Why on earth would any sane human want to harangue people based on their posts, with the lame excuse of the platform being a public forum?  If anything at all, the fact that this is a forum is the more reason why you should be reasonable when dealing with people.  This single statement already reveals the kind of person you are, and it indeed smacks of hypocrisy, considering the fact that you always go around trying to depict yourself as some kind of born-again Christian.  WWJD?
You are such an hypocritical tool. It is either word ''harangue'' is lost on you, or as usual your recourse to reading sentences without a mental grasp of it is at work again. You ask a question here in which you are found to be in same line of fire. You decided to extemporize without knowing what exactly you are saying. What is a forum?

Forum:
[list][li]A public meeting place for open discussion. [/li]
[li]A medium for open discussion or voicing of ideas, such as a newspaper, a radio or television program, or a website. [/li]
[li]A public meeting or presentation involving a discussion usually among experts and often including audience participation. [/li]
[/list]
Open discussions are subjected to criticisms and counter criticisms, which you have as well decided to do with my postings and I so choose to retort with my own ground or stance in response to your posts. If you don't want to be harangued based on your posts, then do not post I retort again. Or at best ignore!

Purist:
I don't know what it is that you have "done with me".  But I'm sure those that corrected you, did not do so condescendingly or jeeringly.  Why then pretend to correct someone else by using such a haughty overtone?  And you dare say davidylan is arrogant, when every single thing about you is an apotheosis of arrogance in its entirety.  Talk of removing a speck in another's eye, when you've got a whole 'forest' in yours!
I am the quintessence of arrogance? shocked What an outlandish and bovine statement to emanate from you. Well, to cut you short, summary of me from you on a forum, does not bug me! I have long gone past the era of being moved by the baloney of what peanuts like you who skylark with words have to say about my cyber-entity. But then again if my arrogance (which every human being has), annoys your inanity, accept my apologies.

Purist:
You didn't need to state it.  You already implied that yourself, which is conspicuous for everyone to see.  And I'm not myopic, I'm just being factual.
There are two sides to being factual. Either you are subjective or objective with it. My opinion to which you belong to or you don't even belong to, will not make or mar your day.

Purist:
No one is too big to learn, and I acccept that I have my own shortcomings as well.  But I certainly know well enough that on a forum like this one, it is behaviourally uncouth and morally improper to harangue people based on their posts, most especially when unprovoked.

Cheers.
So when you came attacking me for no reason here: https://www.nairaland.com/nigeria/topic-90950.192.html you never knew you could apply the same drivel of being ''behaviourally uncouth and morally improper to harangue people''  to yourself?

Sanctimonious preaching, keep on with it. I, of all people know you better.

Cheers.

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Dating And Meet-up Zone / Re: Who Is Your Nairaland Val? by mrpataki(m): 4:07pm On Jan 14, 2008
Uzzyan:

You see what i mean that is what juveniles like him cause.
Abeg Mr pataki take it easy just got to take some aspirins.

Sure I will take it easy. I was told he created a topic for me as well on the nairaland thread asking Seun to ban me! grin Yet he goes around  the forum incite childish rants and war here and there.

Glad that you now realise the kind of person he is.

So who is your val by the way? tongue
Dating And Meet-up Zone / Re: Who Is Your Nairaland Val? by mrpataki(m): 3:44pm On Jan 14, 2008
niceuzor:

Calm Down!
Uzzyan take not that you insulted me for no reason, at first that Quote wasn't refering to you.
look here kitty, i won't insult you because REAL MEN DON"T INSULT WOMEN.
but i will advice you stay off OK. cool

This is so pathetic. Now headache is coming back again just reading this post. embarassed
Dating And Meet-up Zone / Re: Who Is Your Nairaland Val? by mrpataki(m): 3:37pm On Jan 14, 2008
LMAO!!!! cheesy cheesy

What happened to Uzor and uzzy?

Nairaland theatrics grin grin grin grin grin


Orisirisi cheesy
Dating And Meet-up Zone / Re: Uzzyan Will You Be My Valentine? by mrpataki(m): 2:40pm On Jan 14, 2008
***Noted***made observations***and logged out*** cool


We go meet later on!
Travel / Re: Uk Visa - Visa Appeal Process by mrpataki(m): 2:29pm On Jan 14, 2008
@ brownbaby,
Did you include your mobile number with the email? They may not necessarily reply you via email, but they will call you as soon as possible.

It is just a matter of patience. Relax, you will enter the UK. wink

Do lets know whats the latest update soon.

@ Queentayo and lovelytits,
Nice to hear that contributions here made a difference your application. But more importantly, it is God, and all glory must be given to Him.

Have a blessed week.
Education / Re: How To Improve My Spoken English? by mrpataki(m): 12:01pm On Jan 14, 2008
Purist:

But "silence/silent" has got nothing to do with tenses in the context it was used here. Stop picking on niceuzor unnecessarily.
''Silent is the best answer". Is that proper English to you? undecided ''Try Brighter Grammer''. Is that sound English writing to you? undecided This is a forum, if you do not want to be harangued based on your postings, then do not post! I have done it with you, and do not think I have not been corrected on my English context as well on this forum. It has made me a better person with English usage also.

Purist:
That you write better English than him does not make yours flawless either. This is the second time I've seen you attack this guy, unprovoked, just because his written English doesn't seem to match up with yours.

Hahahah very hilarious of you. Where in my postings did I state my English is better? You are rather myopic with reasonings and allegations of baseless assumptions.

Purist:
Dude, quit the condescending attitude!
Dude, learn the basics of a forum, or better still go and face your NNC dream.

Happy New Year by the way.
Education / Re: How To Improve My Spoken English? by mrpataki(m): 11:41pm On Jan 13, 2008
Clap for yourself, silent is the best answer given to people like you.

cheesy cheesy**clapping** cheesy cheesy

Sir niceuzor,
It is Silence not silent. grin grin

Get your tenses right. wink

@ Topic,
By engaging yourself in newspaper articles.
Education / Re: How To Improve My Spoken English? by mrpataki(m): 9:28pm On Jan 13, 2008
Try Brighter Grammer cool

@ niceuzor,
When I saw the topic headliner, I thought it emanated from you. undecided Only to be surprised you as well proffer solutions to the question raised by the poster. I think you need to brush up your sentence construction on the forum though. Your language usage is appalling to the mind.

By the way it is Grammar not Grammer.

Get your tenses right!

@ topic,
Get the right set of good English speakers to speak English with it. It is a good way to improve your spoken English.
Forum Games / Re: Make A Wish For The Person Above You by mrpataki(m): 9:02pm On Jan 12, 2008
I wish you would learn how to grow up and know that cheap insults are a trademark you should have prayed off with 2007. You are a sick dummy!
Romance / Re: What Are Some Things You Look For In A Man? by mrpataki(m): 8:30pm On Jan 12, 2008
doyin13:

@topic

I hope he is slim and religious

Doesnt smoke or drink

has a nice round ass

and can lick p***y well well tongue tongue grin

What da. . . . . . . .
Romance / Re: Whats Wrong With My Relationship? Help Me! by mrpataki(m): 7:17pm On Jan 12, 2008
@ rufaai,
Aja to ba so nu, ko ni gbo fere olode. Meaning: A dog that wants to stray off, will never hearken to the whistle and voice of its owner.

I have been in your exact shoes, with the lady acting as your girlfriend is doing. Did I learn my lesson from it, oh yes I did and very painfully too. I will honestly tell you to quit that relationship!
Romance / Re: Is It A Crime For Girls To Express Their Feelings? by mrpataki(m): 12:06pm On Jan 12, 2008
It is not a crime.
Dating And Meet-up Zone / Re: Need A Guy 4 Valentine. by mrpataki(m): 12:02pm On Jan 12, 2008
This skylady again? shocked shocked


***Shakes head and leaves the thread.***
Dating And Meet-up Zone / Re: Can You Sleep With Dog(s) by mrpataki(m): 11:58am On Jan 12, 2008
engineerd:

u guys are disgusting! who comes up with forums like this?? I actually saw a dog been ran over this morning on my way to work! so u sick perverts can keep dreaming of doing stuff with a dog! what are Nigerians turning into I will tell all your parents, do they know this is what yall go to the internet cafe to do? omo buruku!

In developed societies, there will be organisations against brutality to pet animals and animals. Dogs are not just allowed to roam randomly around just like.

BTW, take a chill pill. Do you know what is called raillery, I think you avail yourself some grownup mentality?
Dating And Meet-up Zone / Re: Can You Sleep With Dog(s) by mrpataki(m): 2:13am On Jan 12, 2008
Siena:

What thoughts were running through you mind, that prompted you to post this? undecided

It is idleness and a high level of insanity.
Dating And Meet-up Zone / Re: The Fear On Efuah (NTABA) by mrpataki(m): 1:07am On Jan 12, 2008
Siena:

Mr Pataki, you're a rare visitor to these parts! shocked

Hope you and Mrs Pataki are fine? cool

cheesy cheesy cheesy

Yeah, I hardly come here oh.

Mrs Pataki is fine, we are chatting at the moment. cheesy cheesy

As to the topic it is lipsrsealed tongue
Dating And Meet-up Zone / Re: The Fear On Efuah (NTABA) by mrpataki(m): 12:56am On Jan 12, 2008
Siena:

And you think whatever grieves you with Efuah is worth airing on Nairaland?

*Sighs*

Siena Oga, wink
I have seen a lot of shit works on this forum. Not all who smile with a white teeth are who they claim they are on this forum.  wink There are numbers of pretenders on this forum. Anyway, it is all a cyber-life. Have your fun and move on I guess. undecided But consistent deception is gross. embarassed

*Sighs*
Romance / Re: 17 Signs That You Like Someone by mrpataki(m): 10:42pm On Jan 10, 2008
ikamefa:

tu? shocked nahhhh! grin chaque chose est perdue dans la traduction ici tongue " grin "


de toute façon je vous souhaite bien cheesy

Hurrrrr tongue
C'est tellement mignon et touchant coeur tongue grin

Je vous souhaite bien trop wink

A bientot.

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