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Dustbin Cops!

God forbid

My baby chikito from the down town side
She dey charge me up when i get no bar
Motivate me any time i feel so down
I cannot forget all your sacrifice
Ise lo s’omo nu bi oko

Prayer is the key...

Baba put hand for pocket

Where is Toke

Congrats on Your GNLD recruitment...

Account number please...

God forbid... Adekunle Iron

If na Hausa/Fulani, na another source of income (begging)

My Broo, take a chill pill... God loves U, that's why He showed U the cruelty of the Family. Don't rush into marriage, if U rush in, U rush out. Take note that the Girl and the Mum have unforgiven spirit. They turned a Man to a mere House Boy, I pray that U find a better Woman with a better Family. Marriage na for life My Friend, disengage from this future entrapment U call a relationship. Take heed My Friend and go closer to God. Baba God loves U pieces...

Na Man U be...

Only the gullible fall for Online Dating Scams these days...

These People are hungry Men, a poacher would only go for the horns and in case of other animals like an elephant it would go for the tusks and leave every other part there, to die down evidence of poaching. Elephant tusks and rhino horn cost as high as $100,000. So Poaching is strictly business, these Men are hungry.

Obinna Osuagwu... I see U. Congrats Padi Mi #Blessings

E be like say the Geh wowo small sha... Buh well, Happy Graduation!!

Dustbin!!

Today reminds Me of something funny, but thought provoking that happened in My NYSC days, four Years ago.
I was ill(fatigued), I wanted to get the normal Amalar or any popular malaria drug. But one of My sabi sabi corp Member no gree Me, she insisted We bought a drug I had no idea about and gave Me the assurance that it had worked "wonders" on Her.
For about four days, I didn't get any better and My urine became reddish, it was really scary. And the funny part of this whole story is, I stopped getting erections. Lol! Every Man here would understand that it is a natural phenomenon to be erect once You wake up in the morning, but no, to Me reverse was the case. I became a vegetable in the private region. Na that time I know say this no be play play things any longer. The next morning I knelt down and prayed, prayed up to 30minutes. All of a sudden My thoughts went to the drug We bought, I got the drugs and read from beginning till the end. I even tried to read the foreign language on it, lol!
Lo and behold, I was flabbergasted to My findings and found out that the drug was for the "Epileptic". I was so shocked, I had to inform My fellow corp members in the same Yard. They were Mad and ready to devour the Sabi Sabi corp Member.
The moral of this story is, for Us to stop self medication and find time see a Physician/Hospital.
Take heed My Friends. #Yolo
PI€

Today reminds Me of something funny, but thought provoking that happened in My NYSC days, four Years ago.
I was ill(fatigued), I wanted to get the normal Amalar or any popular malaria drug. But one of My sabi sabi corp Member no gree Me, she insisted We bought a drug I had no idea about and gave Me the assurance that it had worked "wonders" on Her.
For about four days, I didn't get any better and My urine became reddish, it was really scary. And the funny part of this whole story is, I stopped getting erections. Lol! Every Man here would understand that it is a natural phenomenon to be erect once You wake up in the morning, but no, to Me reverse was the case. I became a vegetable in the private region. Na that time I know say this no be play play things any longer. The next morning I knelt down and prayed, prayed up to 30minutes. All of a sudden My thoughts went to the drug We bought, I got the drugs and read from beginning till the end. I even tried to read the foreign language on it, lol!
Lo and behold, I was flabbergasted to My findings and found out that the drug was for the "Epileptic". I was so shocked, I had to inform My fellow corp members in the same Yard. They were Mad and ready to devour the Sabi Sabi corp Member.
The moral of this story is, for Us to stop self medication and find time see a Physician/Hospital.
Take heed My Friends. #Yolo
PI€

I love that line...
And please, Dele can be anybody

This reminds Me of My NYSC days, I was I'll (fatigue) I wanted to get the normal Amalar or any popular malaria drug, but one of My sabi sabi corp Member no gree Me, she insisted We bought a drug I had no idea about and gave Me the assurance that it had worked "wonders" on Her.
For about four days, I didn't get any better and My urine became reddish, it was really scary. And the funny part of this whole story is, I stopped getting erections, lol! Every Man here would understand that it is a normal phenomenon to be erect once You wake up in the morning, but no, to Me reverse was the case. I became a vegetable in My private region. Na that time I know say this no be play play things any longer. The next morning I knelt down and prayed, prayed up to 30minutes. All of a sudden My thoughts went to the drug We bought, I got the drugs and read from beginning till end, I even tried to read the foreign language on it, lol!
Lo and behold, I was flabbergasted to My findings, I found out that the drug was for the "Epileptic". I was so shocked, I had to inform My fellow coup members in the same compound. They were Mad and ready to devour the Sabi Sabi corp Member.
The moral of this story is, for Us to stop self medication and find time see a Physician/Hospital.

Abeg how Person wan take chop Human head... Me no go chop O! But on the other hand, nice work of art...

The problem with Nigerians is, We forget that Nigeria practices a multiparty system not a Bi-party system. We should not forget that there are other political parties with great Ideology for this great Country. It must not be APC or PDP... Nigerians shine Yours 2019!!! God bless Nigeria...

Use #FreeBasics #Airtel

Fake Boobs... #silicon

THE DRINKERS
They drink from Stout to Star to Heineken to Origin to Goldberg to Gulder... Any brand goes, as long as na Shayo/Many a.

[i][/i]Broo she cannot eat Her cake and have it... Always remember that 'A stubborn chicken becomes humble in a pot of soup'. And also know that 'Life is like a game of Chess, the next move is for the crown'. If U know U don't know her anymore, abandone ship... U are not God that can change People. 'Leave change for God'.