₦airaland Forum

bigpicture001:
My friend chidi is a driver cum. Marketer... His basic is 150k, but after all Asundaries.. he takes home about 300k monthly...

Mind u he doesn't even know where the factory is located.. got the job in Lagos.. and makes his marketing and distribution all in lag...

Oya weigh am with ur salary... Una go just dey online they time anyhow.. how much u dey earn...

Later make u fold government house wey soludo build go chop as shawarma.... Get Sense una refuse!

God of heaven!

See wetin person wey get sense dey yarn, you deserve your leaders.

bigpicture001:
People working there earn better than you... Even their drivers earn better than you...

Keep fooling yourself.

Imagine yeye talk, delusional fellow

bigpicture001:
Obi performed even more than sanwo. Olu... U just didn't live in Anambra during his time... If sanwo olu were to b the governmor of that state , he won't do shit...

Is this the performance?

GIDIBANKZ:
How come India have the BEST DOCTORS and they are POOR

Given their population, these guys are still waiting better off than Nigerians.

huptin:
You are more intelligent than the vast majority of Nigerians!

Lol!

Thank you sir.

Gandollar:
Choose a hustle and stop confusing the thunder waiting on your roof.

Lol, na d fact be that.

D three candidates presented to Nigeria were all rubbish.

Obi was just d lesser rubbish.

They should make the guy the minister of power.

The useless power minister wan finish Nigeria with darkness

creolehunt:
His people.didnt confirm Jack. Picking random posts on Twitter amounts to nothing. There are negative posts about event single state govt administration on twitter

Forget that thing bro, him no perform.

Some people that bashed him when he was governor were still d ones hailing him as a presidential candidate.

No dey hype all these politicians, they're all crooks.

And as I said, they gave us three demons to select, Obi was the lesser demon.

But the agbero Tinubu was selected.

The issue I have with Obi is that he didn't perform as a governor, forget all the window dressing.

His own people confirmed it, e dey twitter.

I still prefer him to our agbero president though.

Last election was just a choice of choosing the lesser devil amongst the three candidates.

But Tinubu the superior devil emerged

saintkel:
for u to even think or compare Obi to others show how shallow u r....Yes Obi is no saint, but by far better than ur Tinubu, Buhari, Atiku combined ....kiss d truth!

Keep deceiving yourself

Obi is not better than any of them, they're all criminals.

Mushmush:
Na big wahala. It's better for it to be high than for it to be low. That one na silent killer. You'll just slump and die. May God help us all

Ah!

If e kon high kon lead to diabetes, na another problem nah.

Wounds no go heal, pains, amputation and d rest

All no good o

Mushmush:
So sad. May his soul rest in peace. We should all learn to always visit the doctor for check up or basically make sure you always check your BP and glucose level constantly. Low sugar level can make someone collapse and die

Shey wahala no to much bayi

Sugar high, dem say na diabetes, now person try avoid am make e low, dem still dey complain

MrPresident1:
Na Dangote dey control price of petrol now.

Control cement sky rocket. Control rice skyrocket. Control pasta sky rocket. Control sugar sky rocket. Why are the state owned refineries not publishing their own prices too, and why are we giving Dangote publicity for reducing his petrol prices?

The people will own that refinery

Monopoly is horrible

You think say those refineries dey work?

Even NNPC is still importing.

No let d govt and it useless followers deceive you.

Afonja007:
if you go with USA dollars to Dubai you can buy goods with it

But Dubai economy doesn't hang on the movement of dollar.

The essence is, we know it's bad for our economy, why do we keep doing it?

Too many stupid people in this country

Things you can't try in the west, you do it here. Especially those of them that do travel.

How can you reside in a country and make transactions with a different currency.

Later, una go blame govt, even this bastard too might be amongst those insulting govt.

helinues:
Mr Layi the law. My man

I sent a guy money around middle of last year he was complaining of his generator not working, and I sent him money to repair his gen, buy fuel, subscribe internet and have something extra. Annoyingly,this guy didn't even ask me directly, he said he wanted to go and carry generator somewhere which I asked him what would the person be using again. I was like instead of inconveniency others, make I assist voluntarily .

Less than 24 hours, my guy was telling me he has exhausted the money that I should assist with more. I just simply told him I sent the last money in my account to him

100k in less than 24 hours when no be say na so I dey see money

Modified: All the people who are calling me a liar on this thread, is that how N100k is just so big to them. I swear to almighty God, I have made more than N100k today, Aje.

Dashing someone N100k na even manageable considering the Nigeria economy.

We be Omo ologo latipe, we no be Omo ologogoro like Portable who have landed himself in another trouble. He was in court today, probably reminded.

Alhamdullilahi for the grace because no be about being sabi, na just abundance grace

Ah! Helinues, na u talk this one

I thought we're living in El Dorado and our economy is better than that of Switzerland according to you zombies

TUANKU:
If you live to see next year make i die. Mark this date.

E never reach dis one nah

D guy dey use u catch cruise, u for just ignore his bullshit.

WriterNig:
🇺🇸 US aircrafts are flying coffins ✈ ⚰

The US has crashed more aircrafts this year than 🇷🇺 Russia that is fighting in a war has in 3 years.

Be like say u no get work

Keep looking for negative news about a country that doesn't know or give a shit about your existence while your leaders here subjugate you

Lalami3232:

People will say, no advantage in marrying as a virgin. Others will say, virginity doesn't guarantee been a good wife. Now make i analyze am for una:
1. If your babe/GF/wife/fiancee had sexual discipline, she for no open leg upandan for other men.
2. If virginity doesn't guarantee been a good wife, does sleeping with multiple men guarantee it?
3. You don't need to spend money on DNA test, especially for your first child. But when you marry a non-virgin, bros it's a must
4. She doesn't know if you're the best on bed or not because no competitors. But your non-virgin woman know say Tunde and Ismaila sabi knack pass you
5. You tend to trust her 100%. If she couldn't open legs upandan when she dey single, bros E go hard for her to start in marriage.
6. You no need sexual enhancing drugs to satisfy her engine, but with a non-virgin, oga you need tramadol and burutanshi
7. No fear about her womb working or not.
8. No fear of ex trying to get into her pant one last time.
Bros, the advantage of virginity is too big abeg. Its just like using a new car to compare a tokunbo.... For those of you who are non-virgins a.k.a boreholes, I sincerely hope you make amends by educating your children about the danger of premarital sex.
What do I even know sef aside enlightening my fellow men nationwide with the good news

Oga you're very very very lucky oooooooo. Treat her like a queen because you're eating fresh food and not stale food

Na your post I being dey use eyes find

Coz na expert you be on this matter

helinues:
What's the colour of your bitterness?

Same color of your stupidity

helinues:
Fishes are yet to finish from the river

Mushrooms sometimes self dey taste like meat. I have missed Olu and Isapa soup

That's how you zombies will keep adjusting to the point of death while still licking the asses of politicians.

Meat is now out of reach for you zombies, una don enter fish and mushroom, when these ones too go up, una to chop food with no protein to chew.

Werey say mushroom tastes like meat, LMAO 😂

Very idiotic zombie

Hemanwel:
How is this possible? Let's bring it to perspective:

N8.5m × 5 days = N42.5m per week

N42.5m × 4 weeks = N170m per month

N170m × 12 months (1 year) = N2.04b per year.

N2.04b per year?? Again I ask: how is this possible when you are not a footballer?

Are you ok?

You're comparing footballers to top CEOs/businessmen

Who dey pay the footballers?

Who own the clubs they play for?

Which footballer dey Forbes list amongst billionaires?

MakindeHassan:
God bless you. I’m tired of how Nigerians talk. All the smarts people have japa from Nigeria and those lest behind are not ready to move forward.

I’m happy it has dropped a little but what was the exchange rate before APC. Why will someone be giving himself hope from the back and saying inflation is a global thing forgetting Naira was the worst performing currency. Why can’t we compare ourselves to the top countries and benchmark our performance to theirs.

Dull mediocre accepting people full naija honestly.

Mediocre people always vote in mediocre to rule them.

How can you be in a burning house and say everything is alright.

If only most Nigerians know how bad a double inflation figure is, they won't be this docile and subjugated.

JASONjnr:
This economy crisis is a global one.... But Nigerians always point fingers to it's leaders......

Simply because they refused to sub their DSTv to see global news.

Well, I guess all countries are have an inflation of over 30% right?

US inflation went from 2% to 3% and they're panicking, ours is over/around 30% and you want us to believe its a global thing.

Our currency was one of the worse performing currency, and u say its a global thing. Well thank God the currency is now performing.

We know there's a global crises but our leaders make up 90% of Nigeria's problem.

Lalami3232:

In this life eeh,bros try to make money. When you get money, you automatically become funny, good looking and a spec to people.
While Ned is bagging some of the best women worldwide, another OP in the other thread dey complain say he legally married wife no dey kiss am . Life dey balance, na you no stand well!!!
What do I even know sef aside enlightening my fellow men nationwide with the good news

Oga if you no meet your wife as a virgin, oga go for DNA test oooooooo because non-virgins aka boreholes can't be trusted atall atall

funshint:
This could be another western media propaganda against China.

Dey play

Coz d ones dey do in Nigeria are also western propaganda

These people just dey manipulate members,

Where in the Bible was this written?

timmydrogba:
I had to post this because there was an argument on here on a guys thread about people who keep dogs.
It’s crazy it even happens to “owners themselves “ in supposed saner climes. I’d rather keep four ekukes than a dangerous dog after all ekuke Dey loyal to who Dey give ham food. 🦴 🥘

My two cents 🤷🏽‍♂️🤝

All pets with teeth, even ur so called ekuke do that shit. Cats are even d worse.

If a person dies locked in with their pet for days without anyone coming to evacuate the body or feed the pet, the pet will start eating up the dead body out of starvation.

That's the one horror of owning a pet and living in isolation

DrAda:
I warned you all. Now sit back and watch how your lives will be adversely affected by these decisions. In case you can't fathom it, here are some of the ways

1. Health programs in Nigeria may get less money.
2. Disease outbreaks might be harder to control.
3. Vaccination campaigns could be disrupted.
4. Health safety measures might weaken.
5. Other countries might stop supporting WHO too.
6. Nigeria may need to handle more on its own.

It’s clear this decision will have far-reaching consequences for everyone.

Update
Many are still wondering how this will affect us directly, here is an example

WHO is a non-governmental organisation and responsible for a large chunk of health initiatives that are free worldwide. The largest funder of this organisation is USA.

Now that the US has pulled out and others may follow, all hell will now be let loose. You may start paying for things that you took for granted eg immunization, TB drugs, HIV drugs etc. Now, you may be thinking, I don't have any of these diseases so how does that affect me?

Well, the last time I checked, noone exists in isolation. Every day, you must interact with people, same goes for your loved ones. Now imagine anyone of them being exposed to someone who either is a carrier or has an active infectious disease that couldn't be addressed due to lack of funds? What do you think will happen? And when they come visiting or interact with your kids etc, can you imagine where you as the provider will end up in? Can you now see how you may be affected by this?

Is Nigeria not a shameless and a useless country?

It keeps waiting for aids and behaving like an hungry orphan while the whole world know how corruption and looting is it trademark.


Trump (USA) is tired of becoming father Christmas and indirectly catering for shameless countries like Nigeria

AntiChristian:
Yeah! Just as it doesn't affect Joseph the adopted father of God to marry baby Mary!

And Yahweh 32 virgins girls from war booty in Numbers 31: 40.

Same way allah and Mohammed give their terrorist warriors that die in battle 72 tight virgins per head

Una heaven eh, enough lashing for full there o .

Mohammed probably has over a thousand pussies at his disposal

AntiChristian:
Did the quality of the government during Jesus's time cause him to hang himself or John the Baptist to be beheaded?

Did the quality of the government cause Job's family to killed and his properties destroyed?

Don't mind that guy

The quality of the government didn't cause Mohammed to marry a 9 year old, he was above the government.