₦airaland Forum

milychocs:
Without meaning to be crude
..my problem at times is how to pretend I do not want se.x

I remember one time, my boyfriend woke me up one night and asked me the meaning of "being in a relationship"
Apparently for me it meant doing "it" all the time
SMH
I had to start an essay on what it meant to be a girlfriend
(Sighs)
And no, I am not a nymph.o

Your boo is nutty! Sex is just an action between two people bit doesn't show the measurement of love. You are a human being who can say no if you want to but, if we have to prove with Sex how much we care or love we comot quickly!

fajani:
you are not a shame of urself, you are making mockery of urself, u Dnt know. less privilege..

LMAO . I pained you huh?

ronald4lif:
Lol! 2days was too long of a time for oga nau. I'm sure he made it happen in just one pounding lol.

MrsChima, you've been mute and aloof about our deal. When is Chima sis-in-law and your igbo boo connection happening.

I am a virgin oga!

I don't recall our deal. . What was the terms?

JoeCutie:
Of course I no go kill you.

Why are you crying?

Poster na fashion sense dey suffer me ooo!

kenex4ever:
lol, can't u see I'm a man?

your point?

ronald4lif:
Hehe! That Chima put a ring on it after 6months doesn't make it the norm. No be only 6months sef, na 6days.

6 months is not so bad if it's serious and dedicated.

It was a year after dating and he proposed in front of his family! I was asked to produce belle the following 2 days!

JoeCutie:
Op, are you sure they are not looking for that girl back at home? Why is her posture and face looking like someone who's forced to open her legs at a gun point? Yes, you're holding her very well, but she doesn't seem to be enjoying it. Why?

There's supposed to be a 'chemistry' between the both of you, but I'm sorry, all I see is 'Physics'.

You na go kill me ooo

kenex4ever:
but am not a fashionista
na. Next time when u r asking
questions n u happen to use "did" d following verb shouldn't b in past tense, okay.

Yes, I know fashion is foreign to African men!

You foolish boy.

jacksparrow1207:
Lol. I don't run my account in N. It reads £££££

. Let me divorce pronto! ]

sweetorgasm:
FAINTS

Wetin dey?

Jklue007:
To me I bliv, so you too Just believe in a Nigeria under General Buhari, we would get there.

I hope so!

New Zealand

Oprah Winfrey and Tyler Perry

Jklue007:
Nope, I have the best parents in the world, and Nigeria still remains the best country in the world.....God bless both!

BUHARI my HERO!
AMEACHI my ROLE MODEL!!
FASHOLA my GUY!!!

God bless Nairaland.

Nigeria 2015 is the best country in the world? You dey drank Alomo bitter too quickly ooo

jacksparrow1207:
Lol. If I sampled it and it's worth it, then trust me, you'll run my bank account

All N200 abi?

[quote author=Enegod post=33597978][/quote]Go to hell!

jacksparrow1207:
My dear, LEAVE HIM. If he can't handle your bill, run for your dear life
Jack will always be at your rescue

Wait...you have cried about 4 goats and now you go talk big shot ooo!

NobleAky:
hello how can i confirm this u have just said?

Close your eyes tight and dream hard!

ronald4lif:
He's not getting it free. Those special treats and expensive acquisition cost money. Let's also not forget that a cow whose milk is being milked equally enjoys the exercise.

One thing most people also forget is that lots of marriages today has an equal chance of hitting the rock as a relationship. Therefore, rushing to marry change nothing, when it's not working in a relationship, it won't work in marriage.

Ronald my Igbo boo...I can agree if issues in pre can also be issues in post. However, if a woman is with a man more than 6 months and you are already getting the "wife benefits" without marriage is equally wrong!

If a man can't wait until marriage to Bleep then a woman rushibg marriage is a no brainer!

jacksparrow1207:
Lol. Chima don hear am from u ehn

Chima won't pay for my Brazilian weave so I must hustle virgiously!

Men craves attention while women craves security. Men want to feel appreciated while women just want space to know that everyone is well

No. I don't wear pants to church on some occasion.

jacksparrow1207:
Groundnut seller, market your good go front

Plaintain chips!

ronald4lif:
Nicely put. The pressure some of them put one to marry ehh, it's enough to scare the man. Like it's a trap or something.

Some girls actually have common sense to know that a man isn't going buy the cow when he can get the milk free!

jacksparrow1207:

Na gold dey inside? Dem line am with gold? Abi dem dey mine gold inside? Until the answer to these questions is YES, I'll pass

LMAO! It's your loss gateman!

jacksparrow1207:
For a round?
Expensive!

Okay...add 4 goats!

kenex4ever:
u can't even spot ur error? U need chima to teach u English, that's if he knows.

I don't need anyone to teach me. There is no error in my question to you and stop spewing like a bleeding bish.

it's not a good look on you. The shoes doesn't match your outfit.

jacksparrow1207:
there's only one way to calming u down. U know?

N60,000?

jacksparrow1207:
oya calm down

Make me!

chigoizie7:
And when u re not with her, u will hate ur life abi?

Keep it up, she will soon dump u for una gate-man

Chiggie! No spoil the man "love" na!

Don't know why bishes post pictures on a public forum and expect people NOT to comment.

Bishes have no issues telling you how you should compose...WTF?

jacksparrow1207:
Yeske!

Sue me sha!