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Help me understand ooo

Some guys can have unprotected sex...have bastard kids...shack in the same house...but you won't treat her like a wife?

If you can do all above....why can't you buy your girlfriend a car

classicyung:
Owk, u must be talking about the poster above me

He is cute...I don't mind.

mekzyjoe:
. Mmmmmm bt still...can I b ur jay n u b my bey ??

No. I am not available.

mekzyjoe:
. Mrs/miss chima my luv,let me c ur tatoo n where its located privately

I don't have one. I am thinking of getting one Chima...only he will see it. I might get it on his favorite part of my body that he loves so much!

classicyung:
Do u mean a man from chocolate city?

No dipped in chocolate syrup.

I want a man dipped in chocolate

I like tongue ring. It helps massage the phallus.

I am thinking of surprising Chima on our anniversary with a tattoo.

The tattoo will have two tiger paws on my boobs. Each boob will have our name and our rings etched under the name.

Cute? Chima will call a town meeting? I also want to get a necklace on shape of a phallus and two lips sulking on it with Oga Chima.

cute? Yaba left I need to go?

buoye1:
I ll see her as irresponsible!

In what ways?

vega84:
Disgusting,annoying, stupidity, foolishness, waywardness, madness,nonesense,bullshit,horse shit, rubbish, trash, yeye, that's my view of woman wit tattoos, I will never marry nor date any silly gal wit that nonsense called tattoo! And non of my family members will ever bring such madness into the family, mstcheeswww! #Bleep tattooo. #vegatalks

Easy killer easy!

Crystal83:
@MrsChima Sorry, I was not very clear. I have two boys from a previous relationship. My husband and I have just the one. I am just so used to everything being "we" or "us". Our baby is 6 months old. I have no words to explain what I feel for her at the moment.

Aww. I was like you go girl! . I understand now. I got the gist of your situation without you giving all of your business.

My friend is going through a divorce with her husband...he is not Nigerian but African and she found out that he was deceptive as well. She found out things that she should have known before she went to live with him in his home country.

She lived with him for 3 years before she began seeing sign of deceptions and she was the one providing for the faimily. He was splurging his money and she was taking care of expenses.

She is now in the States and awaiting the divorce to be final. He was putting his friends before her. When the family came around they only needed money. He was taking of his friends as well. It was an odd sight to behold.

He didn't put any pictures of them on his FB and listed as single on his accounts. She said he felt it wasn't important to post his marital status.

She is a beautiful woman and comes from a well to do family. I know it is not her background and she is educated with 2 Masters. I told her either he never loved you or he is deceptive about his past.

If you sensed something is wrong...there is something wrong. Trust your instincts it is usually right! Red flags are real and should never be ignored.

Sorry Khiaa...we done turned your thread into a freak thread.

it is Ronald's fault!

ronald4lif:
Ahh! My spec. Is the size up to the one the little boy was viewing on a thread yesterday.

Oluwa i o seùn o. When are we hitting it up jor.

The ladies in my family are blessed with boobs and huge ikebe!

You can sit a cup on our ass!

Crystal83:
I completely understand what you guys are saying about the importance of your friends, and to an extent I agree that they are a very important part of our lives but if you have been in marriage counselling (which was helping) trying everything to make your marriage work and I am trying everything I can to make him happy (I always put him first), after all of my efforts, it feels all for nothing, because his friends will always come first. We are 32 with a beautiful family. He works and studies at university and I do everything that I can to support him. It seems as though no matter how much I put into the marriage, it is never going to be enough. He makes me feel very unimportant. I am the one that collects his drunk ass in the middle of the night when he has had too much to drink or picks him up and drops him off anywhere he needs to go because he car has died, even though we have 3 children to look after, he always comes first. His friends are not the ones who look out for him the way that a wife does. It is me. Why does loyalty to me not count?

Damn...three kids and married 2 years! You naughty girl you! You are a good wife indeed!

Crystal83:
Your wife is a lucky lady. I would do anything to have that from my husband. Thank you very much for your post jascon1. So you are saying that it is not a Nigerian trait, it is a personal one? Also, I just realised that I am generalising. I know that there are many tribes in Nigeria, most of his friends are Yoruba and so is he. Not that it makes much difference, I don't think. Or does it? Does each tribe have different views on marriage and their wives?

Hello! It is him. It is not a "Nigerian" thing to ignore wife for friends. I would think he doesn't respect you and if he is willing to allow you guys to separate over foolishness ....friends isn't as important as spouses. My husband is first...my kids are second....family is third..and friends are last.

He may not love you the way you love him. Sorry.

ronald4lif:
Lol! But your down there is entitled and exclusive to oga nau.

Remember his reaction to the shaking of hands saga the other day. What happens if I'm busted drilling his oil wells. Abeg your sis should be fine, link us up don't be jealous jare.

lol@oil well.

She is single and cute. (She has nyansh)

Dubemkelly:
Am a fashion freak and its no biggy if my girl tats her body, its sexy anyway

You have a type or any is fine?

Darkrebel666:
~ Tattoo is no big deal. Nigerians have been hypocritical since 19AD.. What does tattoo have to do with character .

let me see yours.

godoluwa:
MY NO GO AREA!!! TATTOO IS MEANT FOR PEOPLE WITH EMPTY HEAD

Hmmm. If she go make one with your name you comot?

McEwen:

You like tattoo?

ronald4lif:
Oh that, sorry I missed the appointment. Please let's reschedule but this time with your sis.

Sure she's as naughty as you.

My sis? I am more supple and juicy.

skylane:
lolz ahhh nobody will try that with my wife,she must let me know b4 she carries any biz with any naija person,ahbeg I no fit shout.I could see on anoda thread where late bishop idahosa son's wife was tweeting how she has adapted to the nigerian life,she's a white that got me butterflies in my tummy,so mine shud be ready to live in nigeria

No one can adapt to a culture instantly that they haven'tbeen exposed to. I am sure it took years for that white chick to feel somewhat comfortable. I am willing to bet she visit home often as she could.

The same for Africans in other countries. Hopeful you find a decent woman that will get decency from you as well.

icedbeatz:
bro don't worry I use to be like you thinking its impossible( another reason for cummin. early is if it has been a very long that you have staffed: KONJIFIED ) but believe me it is, you just have to learn more about urself, ur libido, how to control it most importantly how to enjoy the stroking without thrusting with the aim of cum.ming thinking cum.ming is the main sweet thing, savour every moment and thrust and don't get too excited, basically it's a mind game. It's like driving a car you just don't go on straight full speed with one direction, you have to apply break, turn around, turn left, right, angles, rotate, dance makossa, it's an adventure to find the spot while enjoying the journey In fact there's a lot to it bro, hopefully you will realize it one day. For the some real G's that are also enjoying and know what I'm saying its true, keep enjoying your shiiiiii. Another thing watch your body sugar levels my brothers, as for how to be on a girl for that long, your ability to keep her ho.rny, warm and wet determines how long she can go unless she don cu.m many times and everything down gets too sensitive or sour (she will practically jerk if you near her congo and would want you to let her Congo be for the main time) .

adimloaded , loomer, winedeal, comffy ,daben1 cokacoola young03 , joearinze. Mrschima , joshsmart

loomer you asked me this " Which woman go allow u de nack her nonstop
for 30mins" the answer is A WOMAN THAT IS Hot(that you are also keeping wet) AND THAT IS ENJOYING THE PLEASURES , EXPERIENCE, SATISFACTION AND ANY OTHER THING THAT YOU ARE GIVING HER.

Abeg free my toto jor!

Cutehector:
I will take her home to momma if d tatoo isn't a permanent one cuz she has to remove it.. Buh if its permanent, I won't cuz I can not compromise my standards in choosin a wife

.So if she was everything you want and more...you will ignore her cos she has a tattoo?

Hmm.

francizy:
How come??

I look like Desmond Elliot for your eye?

Yes.

ronald4lif:
Our wife, what's my offence?

I blew you a kiss for being cute and waited for you at the hotel.

Cutehector:
Well I could date one buh am nad gona take her home to momma...

Why not dear?

What are your views of women and tattoos?
Would you date a girl wearing tattoos?
Marry?

My sister decided to get a tattoo to surprised her boyfriend. He told her that she is participating in a devil worship.

Your thoughtd?

Truckpusher:

Who is a woman beater?

Fancizy

Truckpusher:
Lmao

So, everyone in this forum is now aware that Francizy is woman wrappering?

Oh...he is a woman beater? Let me get my hot grits together.

Truckpusher:
This is not a fight club - You better move your erratic asss to the family section where you have all the married lonely ladies looking for e-cuddling.

.Suck my dick

skylane:
which nonsense green card?why will I go and base in anoda mansland where ill face racism and won't be free like my country? Mtchewwwww no where is as sweet as naija,even if I marry a white woman,I will bring her back home to naija.#team white women

THEN YOUR WHITE WOMAN FACE RACISM in Nigeria. Everywhere she goes she will be viewed as an ATM.