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[quote author=-Mr Cork-]..Ms Chima..why dont u juss sleep wit me and get it over and done with!!! [/quote]Let me dip in the ocean with piranhas.

Mr. Cork found a cure by sleeping with men. Try it.

8 years old or maid for 8 years?

cashkid18: Ya, I am still single, so what? You want
to fight about it? In all honesty I have
dated a few wonderful women, and for
whatever the reason the relationship
just didn't work out. I have lots of
nieces and nephews, and a great
family, so I decided to take a few off
from dating.
I do get a few questions, from time to
time, as to why I have made this
choice. I just tell people I choose My
Android Smartphone over dating, and
usually no more questions follow.
1. My Xbox Was Only 32,000 Naira I
have seen dates where people easily
spend 20K. There where no 3D graphics
or bonus content on that date.
2. I Don't Have To Shave Nor Shower To
Press My Android Smartphone I am all
about hygiene and proper attire but my
Android Smartphone never asks me to
wear a colored shirt.
3. My Android Smartphone Never Asks
Where This Relationship Is Going I don't
want to think my Android Smartphone
is slutty but it never questions my
commitment before I level up.
4. I Never Have To Give My Xbox Gifts
My Android Smartphone has never ask
for a necklace or a spa day with my
Symbian Phone. Not that I haven't
thought about getting my Android
Smartphone a cool tiny hat, as too give
it a little personality.
5. My Android Smartphone Never Asks
Me To Meet Her Friends, It all honesty, I
don't get this... it has friends, but if my
Android Smartphone, the toaster, and
my Symbian want to hang at IHOP and
just talk, I think I would be ok with that.
In summary, I know that my Android
Smartphone can't give me a hug or
share memories with me, but I am sure
Google is working on that.

Does your phone suck your kini like your GF?

Does it fix you meals when you are sick?

Does it wash your shitty boxers?

I agree that women and men need to blame themselves for the people they have chosen in their lives.

I have said that years a go.

Princessmel: What does he mean?!
What's his intention
Surely it can't be true love right?
And vice versa for the males although rare cos women only say it when they mean it right?
Help please

There are alot of people online that have fell in love with a person they have never met. I thought it was bullshit but I was told by many on this site that love is love.

I guess time have changed where you can love a total stranger....so with that being said...he is truly in love with you.

smalltown: Mrs. Chima - I am not rude but polite and reply to every message I get! I do not delete or ignore them no matter if they are a year old or a day old. I just appologized I didn't come across it until now. And wished him a good day.

What if he was dead? Things happens in a year.

Do you know of any Nigerians personally?

Lol at I responded to a man that messsged me a year ago.

Damn...is it that bad Canada?

bigfrancis21: Yea. That's cos I got a college degree!! And I bet you don't have any. Prove me wrong ma'am.

Why would I need to prove anything if according to you I have dtopped out of preschool? .

Which website you have printed your degree from?

I told this BA dude...a certificate of proficient is NOT a degree.

But hey be proud of your Yam Harvest certificate.

[quote author=*Kails*]Yall started again?
its not that serious.[/quote]I feeerel good. My riding session was grrrrreeat.

I want seconds.

bigfrancis21: Better get your bank accounts safe else I'm gon' wipe you off all of your saved govt assistance $$$
Bunch of dumbos. They can't even play smart from getting duped by Africans.

I

You can spell bank account? Gotdamn!

First figure out how to stop NEPA from stealing your light then I would be worried.

bigfrancis21: All day long?? Huh? Please check out the time stamp on my posts and see how far apart they are, Troll. I'm a busy man. I don't fold my arms and sit down all day waiting on some free poo.

Keep on lying liar.

Truckpusher: The gay thing doesn't work anymore jare! look for another trash to talk about or better still, come and give it a trial i'll pay for your flight ticket to and fro with enough goodies in your bag,what do you think? pm things

Somebody is trying to get some male booty!

I will be back later...it's time for my riding session!

Truckpusher: say i chop craze? ....i spend hours pitying any man that sleeps in the same room with you

Awwww you care?

A straight man is worrying about what another man do.

Come on out gay Nigerians.

bigfrancis21: Mr Chima could have easily found it convenient to get to the US and depend on government assistance yet the Igbo/African blood in him resisted and today he's very much up and doing.

I'm sure Madam Chima ain't got no J.O.B. Else explain why she'd be on nairaland from morning till night attacking BigFrancis21.

Her sister Troll the sane thing too.

African American sisters! Damn!

You have me figured out huh dummy?

You have been on Nairaland all day long for two days...that's a sign of a jobless Nigerian with an online scam business.

Make sure you buy your mammy that gud Indian hair with the money you scammed today.

I didn't know BA lives on the rez.

The rez is not part of the America society and if all BA are on welfare then that mean BA couldn't possible live in the rez slums

Truckpusher: Agbaya girl...you aren't worth fighting for

You lubs me don't ya?

Damn let me sit back Kiddie is on it!.

Let me ride something cos the man is tugging my skirt.

Be back in a bit.

Truckpusher: Sharrap ,there are slums in Detroit and even in Las Vegas et al

Youh have seen that slum in Detroit and Vegas?!!!!

Nigga stop lying!

Oooh you were talking about the crack house. I knew it!

Hide your valuables!

bigfrancis21: @Bold...that's a lie! Nobody with educational attainments like that will be washing dishes and mopping floors except if they are still in school, had their degrees outside US or are illegal immigrants. Fact!

You want people to admit the truth and be honest when you can't even do the same.

Travel out of Nigeria and live in America for several months then you will have some credibility.

What a village nigga know about the truths in America? Exactly.

Truckpusher: You're so on point dear......*grabs her firmly brought out my whip and lashed her twice on each azz*.....reasons for the flogging?

FIRST TIME SHE SAID SOMETHING REASONABLE THAT I HAVE SEEN

You must have stopped smoking bleach.

bigfrancis21: Taint it as you like, there's no cogent reason to being very lazy! Laziness kills! Its bad! Admit to the truth!

EPIC FAIL!! I have expected a non-lame response!

Scamming dumb white people is a job huh?

I guess it is not lazy to send wives and daughters out tricking for generator fluid huh?

Those niggas that are getting free shit is eating and living well while you are online calling them lazy.

[quote author=*Kails*]Which brings me to another point...with folks do NOT view africans as better than any other group.

This is why they ignore their achievements and came up with that bull that asians are the model minority group which in itself is PURE COMEDY. The reason why BET felt obligated to show that Africans are more than deserving of shine is out of this so called "black love and promotion" garbage.

But you know what I cant blame these fools. Cuz not too long ago I too was using the same lines to some AA fool I got into it with...until I did the research and had to swallow my own words. Although he mixed facts with his own bias..he did have excellent points too.

When someone does not know better, you cant expect them to do better. That's that.[/quote]I kid you not...my friend is dating an African immigrant and he is smart as hell. He has a Masters degree and carries himself well.

He thought that being African gave him an upper hand and was disappointed when he found out a White dude with less credentials than him got the job.

I told him boo in America..you are just a nigga with an accent. There are many Africans in America with Masters and Doctoral degrees mopping floors and washing dishes.

Educational achievements means nothing if you can't feed your family.

Real talk.

[quote author=*Kails*]You did not even know about baba and diop yet you run your muh about AA problems....lol

Yes there are lazy ass ppl in the AA population I can vouch for that. Some do milk the system...but not most and certainly not all.

But the truth is there is a such thing as white privalege.

Anyone who says otherwise and live in america is a damn lie. There are some things Affirmative Action WONT cover...and that's having niggers in high numbers running around affluent camps...not allowing too many mud babies to be drinking wine in upper crust circles. Some slipped through the cracks in the 60s and 70s...

Then we see the 1980s....enter the drug era...enter massive welfare with stiff conditions including "no man = govt will issue more money"....enter the successful war on the black family.

Log off and be educated.


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bFkLSnQbq28[/quote]Why do non-Americans act like gettinh free shit is bad

Shiddddd if I could get free shit I would too milk the Bleep out the system!

Damn skippy!

As greedy as the American government is....at least they give an ounce a Bleep about its people.

A starving ash Nigerian can't ask the Nigerian government for a gotdamn thing! Not even free money to go to school! Mommas gotta sell worn out totos just to be able to wash their kids' shitty drawers.

The day I can get some free shit from the government, my booty will be in line right with them dirty and funky African refugees!

I was mad when I saw a bish bought 300 dollars worth of food using foodstamps.....I was like this bish living off my gotdamn tax money and she was white!

[quote author=*Kails*]You did not even know about baba and diop yet you run your muh about AA problems....lol

Yes there are lazy ass ppl in the AA population I can vouch for that. Some do milk the system...but not most and certainly not all.

But the truth is there is a such thing as white privalege.

Anyone who says otherwise and live in america is a damn lie. There are some things Affirmative Action WONT cover...and that's having niggers in high numbers running around affluent camps...not allowing too many mud babies to be drinking wine in upper crust circles. Some slipped through the cracks in the 60s and 70s...

Then we see the 1980s....enter the drug era...enter massive welfare with stiff conditions including "no man = govt will issue more money"....enter the successful war on the black family.

Log off and be educated.


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bFkLSnQbq28[/quote]Why do non-Americans act like gettinh free shit is bad

Shiddddd if I could get free shit I would too milk the Bleep out the system!

Damn skippy!

As greedy as the American government is....at least they give an ounce a Bleep about its people.

A starving ash Nigerian can't ask the Nigerian government for a gotdamn thing! Not even free money to go to school! Mommas gotta sell worn out totos just to be able to wash their kids' shitty drawers.

The day I can get some free shit from the government, my booty will be in line right with them dirty and funky African refugees!

I was mad when I saw a bish bought 300 dollars worth of food using foodstamps.....I was like this bish living off my gotdamn tax money and she was white!

Jayvarley: And I suppose Nigeria is a safe country for tourism huh??

Everyone has heard about the gangsters you have there too, or shall I call them AREA BOYS?

Shall we talk about the sex workers waiting to infect people with HIV??


I don't SUPPOSE you are going to ask me for my account number any time soon are you??

Ooooooh low blow.

KidStranglehold: For what?

You(and any other immigrants) should be thankful for African Americans, because if not for them many of you would not even be allowed here. Or would have a difficult time here in America.

Affirmative action benefits them greatly otherwise crackers would opt for chinky eyes than King Kong niggas.

bigfrancis21: Buhahahahaha! Why don't you go grab yourself an AA brother then, and leave an Igbo brother for Africans?

Evidently the Nigerian American didn't want an African.

Could you get a human chick regardless of color or you still pretending not to be gay?

A straight man worrying about what another man is doing and who he is with=gay.

Men clench your anus! gay alert!

KidStranglehold: Listen because I seriously do not feel like explaining it again...IT DOES NOT MATTER IF HE WAS MIXED RACE...Because in the USA(especially during that time), any person of any type of African/black ancestry would be labeled AFRICAN AMERICAN or NEGRO. One drop rule...That was the law. Garret Morgan is A PART OF BLACK HISTORY and always has been. Again African American is NOT a race but ethnicity that is in the USA. Anyone can really be African American just so as they have black ancestry.

And also...NO SOURCES state Garret Morgan has RECENT mixed origins. I dare you to link me that supports your claims because again they state the opposite.

Garrett Morgan - Biography

The son of former slaves, Garrett Morgan was born in Paris, Kentucky on March 4, 1877. His early childhood was spent attending school and working on the family farm with his brothers and sisters. While still a teenager, he left Kentucky and moved north to Cincinnati, Ohio in search of opportunity.
Source:
http://inventors.about.com/od/mstartinventors/a/Garrett_Morgan.htm

Another picture of him..
https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/f/f7/Garrett_Morgan.gif

Bless your heart. You were that kid that stood up for the window lickers didn't you?