₦airaland Forum

Enegod: men don't cook

You are a damn lie. Men cook too.

nedu2000: Ur husband should be ur only male friend if you don't wanna follow the 21st century trend called divorce

So wives can't have male friends?

That's a lie because Mercy Johnson snatched a married man from his first wife and now they are smiling and giggling with a baby.

Why? He is not a threat. He wants me to not hang around my white male friend.

RedBenson: Welcom sweetie, i hung for u so much but thanks u are here! I want to have a date with you especially because of that ur big ikebe. How far naw? Hope say Chima no dey around make i sneak in?

I am not a cheater nor will I sleep with anyone but the husband I vowed to be faithful to.

I value my health and deathly allergic to random bodily fluids and objects.

The wonders of makeup.

jay bee: Chima been mixing ur drink with some strong mexican ish?

He is alive! Yay!

Yawns.

Which is more evil I mean terrible....

Nigerian policemen or Nigerian Mobs?

A baby cow?!!

Congratulations Jaybee.

Tumisang: 95% of nigerians in SA are rogues and you know it!

Pained by an insignificant being that can't stay in his own country... a mofo that will date anything that has a pulse as long as it ain't nigerian? Kneegrow please!

Damn! Where have you been?

Tumisang: Another "hard-working" parasite. Jou vark, theres nothing more demeaning than turning women you claim to love into junkies, hoés and drug mules. Nxa!

SA women who date your kind; are the good for nothing jobless heffas who are only good at lying on their backs and opening their legs for a few randelas. Funny that when the are with you lot they tell their families that they have found JOBS. If you mofos were broke these bítches wouldn't even give you a second glance.

Omg...someone had the nerve to mention fresh and nigerian men in the same sentence! Bobbe must have thought being called a goat is a term of endearment. Smh!

@SA Schachas: creating threads on foreign forums, calling us poo, is not gonna ease the pain of being rejected by us. It ain't our job to take care of you lot! Enjoy your talking and walking ATMs and keep us out your mess, asseblief! For your sakes I hope di-creature tsena tsa lona ditla lenyala. Hoba hadisa etse jwalo...letlo kokomala lebe le tsofalle loring ya mafetwa.

Shota said it best!
www.youtube.com/watch?v=otehtK4vevU&sa=X&ei=CqYUUonBH4G9yAG6oYGACA&ved=0CBEQqwQ

Damn. Hello suga.

How the Bleep I get in the middle of a vapid love quarrel

Eeeew.

They are going to do what they want regardless.

overdrive: Any proof?

Wait until of many have the courage to come out the closet.

Are you one of them?

[quote author=ngwana.mobu]Itjooooo! My South African brothers have suffered!!

@OP not all Nigerian men would do that shem, I've met some REALLY bad ones. Love your Naija bobo but please don't trash my brothers while doing it.[/quote]Exactly.

Nomski0: More end time signs. I hope Nigeria never legalizes this rubbish.

They will. Half of Nigerian government are homosexuals.

DailyNews: You spoke with wisdom...why hurry to migrate abroad when European economy and American economy are shaking and many of their citizens loosing their jobs and more people becoming poor abroad.

Sometimes I pity people living abroad: u work round the clock like jerk, u sleep less...u pay huge tax, u don't even have enough freedom to spend your money. Some sleep 4hours in a day...some 12hours in a whole week and still they aren't millionaires, for what

The only good thing abroad is good environment which u can still get if ur fortunate to make it here in Nigeria.

Aside good environment, security and few other things, living permanently abroad is nothing but advanced slavery.

Though success-driven Nigerians living abroad are there to prepare themselves to come face Nigerian economy not to stay permanently without achieving anything.

I thank God Nigerians are beginning to realise that there is no place like home. The rush for abroad has expired!!! Home is the best...if u wanna be a billionaire, stay in Nigeria. But if u want daily bread, travel abroad!!!!

Anyway, Mrs.Chima was only cracking jokes I guess

God bless Nigeria.

There are over 100, 000 Nigerian Americans living in USA and many of them are very successful and have strong ties to their families in Nigeria. However a few Nigerians returning home (depending on how they got to America) after a few successes and failures isn't paramount.

Several weeks ago...Embassies announced through several media chains that they may give Nigerians, complimentary visas to America and you think your proud Nigerians won't take advantage?

Get real.

DonDraper: MrsChima I totally disagree.. Enegod ur head dey there... not every naija guy is EU/US crazy and when u eventually marry such a lady u will end up under her control (which we all know is against african tradition). No naija man wants slavery at the hands of his wife! In addition, marrying an EU/US citizen doesnt guarantee wealth, u still need to hustle hard. The only benefit therein is the structured environ and claims for kids education (eg UK). What naija men want is a loyal, respectful, motherly and church going wife! Shikena.. Fit d descriptn, Get d Ring!

Keep on disagreeing....a sucker is born everyday.

Embassies are making billions of dollars/nairas yearly. It doesn't matter if a handful of Nigerians decide to stay home...Embassies accept money from ANYBODY.

bandol: I see!!! Ɣ☺U̶̲̥̅̊ can do exactly what she did, even worse. Its up to Ɣ☺U̶̲̥̅̊

Oh I need your permission

[quote author=babe_online]I couldn't have said it better. [/quote]

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Ladies....if you want a Nigerian man less than a week....follow these easy steps.

1. Buy a fake USA or EU passport or borrow from a friend/family member.

2. Dress very un-African and adopt a Western accent.

3. Go to the popular places in Nigeria (if you are in Nigeria) and flash your passport with a smile.

3a. If you are online....just post a picture with a copy of your passport...Viola!

Congratulations. ...you have just won a Nigerian man.

bandol: To be candid and sincere, this dressing is terrible and bad. One thing I observed of recent is that the demons of unclothedness have been released into the world. Every star either male or female is never having any sign of fulfilment until he/she shows his/her private part openly. the demon is really possessing young people now.

You don't know nothing about fashion and what are you judging? She is completely COVERED! Gotdamn. I hate to see the comments if she was nekkid!

bandol: Is this fashion or madness check pix?

The dress is cute. She should have match her accessories with her shoes.

She would look more chic if she put her hair in a Frenchie Mohawk style.

She is not bad just missed some things.

No.

Monicasque: what do u have to gain by giving fake advice to someone u will never even get a chance to meet?

True. However I have learned on Nairaland too many people are afraid of ugly truth and harsh realities.

Enegod: ok, you're a great woman..so, do you practice what u preach here? i.e, cursing people in real life or should i say your husband?

I am blunt online as I am offline. My husband hasn't given me any reason to cuss him out for he is not a fool like most Naitaland boys.

Next question.

Enegod: sorry, he is tired of you, i guess. You aint doing your job as a wife..smh

He is an educated man and he does what educated people do....read.

You might want to refresh with your elders...the basics of marriage cos your perception is a bit uhmmmm.

Enegod: awwww..you must be very lonely

Actually Chima is next to me reading a book.

Enegod: ya, people like mrs chima for don dey date by now...smh

Your fada.