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[quote author=willsman][/quote]Then get to sucking.

pleep: I just disproved feminism you silly transvestite.

I disproved Chauvinism, you silly tranny gay.

i am in love with tyson beckford and I met him online.

I am in LOOOOOOVE!!!

yes.

ITbomb: We all have concerns about Nigerian men:
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1) They are serial cheaters - Name one country you won't see a cheat in a relationship, Nigeria is however blessed with almost equal numbers of Cheats and Sincere lovers, it is left for u to use ur head and not your heart .
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2) A lot of them use Juju to get rich - I'm sure u actually meant USA where Celebrities must belong to the illuminati juju oracle to be rich and popular and don't forget , Nigeria has the highest concentration of multimillionaires in Africa.
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3) Many are scam artists - Dear , if you are not greedy there is little chance of you falling for a scam, forget the artists , they don't target you, their targets are often those imperialist who have plundered African resources over the years.
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4) They are not very God-Fearing - Who no dey fear God, abi u wan die?.
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5) They aren't romantic - it depends on your definition of Romantic , Nigerian girls have taught us that all those flower and moonlight stuffs doesn't count, They believe a romantic man must be very generous and caring ie money for recharge cards, Brazilian/Pakistanian hairs, nice ride, so we just had to reluctantly adjust, maybe if you can convince ur man that you r not like a Nigerian girl, he would show u real romance especially in bed .
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And one other thing, if your bf's name in any way contain this three letters ' CHI ' , be very cautious

They have Pakistanian weave?!!!!!

There are also dumb and ugly Nigerian men. But, you must judge them individually because you may miss out on a decent one.

Sotty05: that's call dictatorship,didn't u hear him say he has so much dough..guess his wife also has curfew time to watch tv

Yes! I bet she has to ask permission to take a shit and wipe her arse!

I see why many Nigerian women running down Brad Pitt type men.

ZUBY77: Do you want me to give you the list of things banned by the Chinese goverment?
I dont live in the US madam chima.

If it make you feel better...go right ahead. Either way IDGAF.

I know little men have to make big noise to supplement their lack of.

[quote author=Mynd_44]Now that is a nice reply. But do you have to create a Mini China in your house?[/quote]Thank you. You are definitely a "Modern" Nigerian.

Mygoldie: check your rat's stomach.

The one with your weave?

[quote author=Mynd_44]May your pots, stove, spoons and the whole kitchen go on permanent strike[/quote]KMT! Take that back! How I go feed Chimas?

[quote author=Mynd_44]Are you sure you did not eat it yourself[/quote]may your dick catch a fire.

I am missing a pork rib from my damn plate!!!

ZUBY77: I banned my wife from watching that rubbish let alone going for it. What kind of money is that? I am worth more than 200 K dollars. I can only allow her if the money is about 2billion dollars which of course makes me an acceptable hypocrite.

Your wife is a child?

How the Bleep can you banned a GROWN ARSE woman from watching a television show?

Her father was a love-vendor!

Breast milk and pureed yams.

Yeah! Tell her I said freak on!

I am staying in USA.

HaBA! Na WA oo! Abeg!!

Yes......Tyson Beckford!!!!

Brite02: lol mrs.chima you are too rigid for this kinda balls...

I hope you arent offering me your balls??!!!!

[quote author=Larry-Sun]You should know that women like to be flattered...they mind not a few honest white lies.[/quote]In other wordz...they are too dumb to k.ow if they are being liEd to?

[quote author=Larry-Sun]Because ladies fall in love with what they hear mostly; scarcely with what they see.[/quote]So you are saying dumb arse women fall in love with cheesy and corny pick up lines?

I lost your number in a rush....can we talk over coffee?

[quote author=Ileke-IdI]LMAO @ Nigeria men's attempt @ flirting lol.

Plz stick with "Can I get your number?" and "Have we met before?".[/quote]How do Nigerian men get women all over the world with the lines they spit out?