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lefulefu: na wahh oooooo for one of my pally oooo
The benin babe wey he dey date of recent come dump my pally because he no see money take buy blackberry for her.Ever since dis babe dump am my pally no ever be the same again.food he no dey gree chop again and even wen i try to cheer am up he go jus ignore me dey look ceiling for morning till night.Anyway b4 i dey always warn dis my pally to do away with dis babe because me know say benin girls na so so tear eye dem dey tear for money but my pally no gree listen to me.Anyway sha frm wetin my pally yarn me he say the babe be want one of these latest expensive blackberry and he tell the babe make she get small patience and dat if dem pay im salary dis month ending for the primary school wey he dey work as a teacher he go hustle another one take join im salary take buy the black berry wey she want for her.she come say she no get dat patience and dat she need the blackberry right now.she say if he no produce the money or buy the blackberry for her she go find another man wey go dey ready to foot her bill.na dis one be the reason wey she dump my pally.my pally right now dey beg her for facebook and 2go make she give am another chance but dis babe no wan hear oooo.from wetin my contacts dey tell me na one sugar daddy wey get very big belle na im dis my pally babe dey date right now ooo.my pally don hear the matter and he say if dis babe no gree come to am na for am to stay in front of expressway make trailer jam am.he say without this benin babe then life is not worth living.abeg esteemed nairalanders make una advice dis my pally ooooo

He is on hunger strike because he ran out of naira/kobo to buy rice.

sosoluv: Steve harvey's book 'act like a lady, think like a man'
Let's make it easier if pple don't understand free-spirited they should consult a dictionary before putting a comment....
A girl who has standards has certain qualities she expects a man to have, she has certain expectations from her relationships,,,she does things in a formal manner,,, she doesn't compromise with certain things,,,

Thank you....that's the core definition of women with standards. I think the illiterate meant cultured or refined women. Cultured and refined women usually follow what is societal acceptable in their society albeit their village, town, or country.

Wait a minute....his dumn arse is in the gutter? I was looking at the man lifting the woman.....i had to look again cos I was like why are people vexing.....why must he soak in public urine and feces to prove his love?

talina: This question is kind of vague. Free spirited can have different meanings to different people. It sounds like here,free spirited is eqivalent to selfish and easy to get in bed.

From Nigerian standpoint....it means a free ho.

I see why many of you all are single.

Still LMAO@looking for a husband on Nairaland.

It's complicated.

skydeep: . Like seriously?

Oh...it's funny?

Tell him may his team loses every time for 200 years!

Jaykizz: Lemme jst say watchn sports is a vry gud way of coolin a man's temper, esp if d man has got a woman lyk mrs shiiimaaaa. Shima wld probably luk twice his age coz of d BEAST he kals a wife.

Too bad your mother didn't swallow. Waste of gametes and zygotes.

Couldn't even get a blind chick with your dumb arse.

Brite02: Sure way she get my attention @ that moment when my favourite game is on, is when it calls for serious/pressing issues so at that i just record the game via decoder... If not she is on her own

That's reasonable! But, you would be surprised to know that many wouldn't stop the game even during emergency situations.

skydeep: I dont have a choice than to be a football fan . Man utd precisely

Your husband said may I birth pikins through my anus! Get him!

LMAO@coming to Nairaland to find a husband.

No damn wonder you haven't married yet! Did you flash your passport?

Kgdavid: i think this topic is very intersting...i once left church to watch nigeria under 20s in the african cup but i doubt i would do that again...few things in life can give yu that spontaneous moment of immense joy...i cant really remember a time i have been more pleased with my existence in life than the day micheal owen scored the winner in extra time against man city...perfect strangers were huggin and just bein sill...i remember clasping hands and jumpin up and down with a stranger old enough to be my father! when torres scored the winner against barca all hell broke lose i tell u! i dont care much for chelsea but the ecstasy of the moment was impossible to miss...here's a counter question tho-why do women demand to be the center of their guys total existence? u myt say yu need help with somethin in which case i must ask wat on earth yu wuld have done if yu didnt have a man in your life??

The fact whether a man is in the pictur or not won't change the fact that she would still ask for help.....read my comments again.....

There is a difference between a woman asking for attention because she has nothing else to do and a woman asking for help during a match. What does having a man have to do with her needing help?

queensmith: Mrs Chima lets be honest with ourselves, will you benefit a pedophile by saying he simply has his own preferences? Somewhere the line needs to be drawn. As a female (i'm hoping normal) you shouldn't be attracted to an older man, when you look at an older man do you see a potential mate? An older man should be seen as a father figure, not a partner. It's perverted to view older men in any other way. It's a perversion.




Don't take it personally, for one in Nigeria the perversion is allowed so you are wrong for slating my views as Nigerian female hypocrisy (especially given most of them are probably married to older men).

Sexual perversion is when someones interests deviate from societal norms or is considered unacceptable. I don't understand how fighting in a war suddenly discounts the fact that you were sexually perverted? I mean is it supposed to make up for it?
Please let us call a spade a spade and not get overly emotional on simple things, it's perverted.

I find myself having to mention that fact many times on this website, very very disturbing. . . . . .very disturbing. At least an old white man will know that he's disgusting or that he's a pervert. I don't understand why others feel the need to defend themselves.

I can't help but to be real....if we are going to be technical....anyone that is even a few months older than you are "older" and vice versa. There many people who are trying to figure out how can a man love someone that has a disability, different nationalities, social class, and plethora of things.

It still fall back to their personal reasons why they are with such and such. It doesn't change anything because we have a personal opinion about someone's reason for such and such.

No two younger women approaches older men alike and vice versa.

Everyone has a personal reason why they are attracted to, date, marry, and befriend someone that is younger or older than them.

Generalization isn't the truth.

[size=44pt]STILL LMAO@if you have a brain...you wouldn't need help. [/size]

Clown Statement of 2012!!

busybee24: Typical Nigerian female.. when they have nothing to retort back they come back with insults... If I cant have an intelligent conversation with you im out.

I SEE YOU ARE A TYPICAL NIGERIAN.

I am not Nigerian nor YOU SAID ANYTHING OF INTELLIGENCE....i gave you back what YOU PUT OUT....

Yeah GET OUT MOFO.

Accordingly to DUMB ARSE statements made by several dimwits....

Ladies....TRY NOT TO NEED HELP, DIE, BLEED, CHOKE, CATCH A FIRE, GET STABBED, and have seizures DURING THE MATCH!!!

GTFOH!

busybee24: So with your God-given two hands and brains.. your incapable of figuring out how to sort whatever issue you have at that point in time.. of all the silly justifications I've ever heard. That behavior itself is ridiculous.. you want men to respect you yet for the smallest issues you have you need their help when you know thier otherwise occupied

And this problem arises during the playoffs? so tell me is someone dying ? is the house on fire?
These so-called problems are ones that can wait

DVR?? are you correct
you want a sport enthusiast to record a live game and get to it after the fact.... thats the most clownish thing I have heard in a long time

What you said was the most clownish thing I have ever heard in one day. Most definitely won't be the last.

LMAO@Having a brain means that you wouldn't need help. I forgot who I was talking to!

Dumb arses I tell you!

sexkillz: [color=#000030]That's simply because it's their choice. . .[/color]

Exactly.

busybee24: Im a girl but during the playoffs my bf should step to the side.. especially if he isnt supporting my team.. yeesh its SPORTS! get with the program playoffs happen once a year.. and there is nothing more annoying that clingy females.. your given attention most of the time.. you cant figure something to do with your lives in the meantime?? pathetic!

There is a difference between chicks asking for attention because they don't have nothing better to do and chicks asking for help during a match.

When you need help...the match isn't important. People with income can afford to pause their games with DVR devices. Real talk.

If a chick asking for help is clingy....then YOU all are more pathetic than the clingy girls.

If they were insultive offline then what would your excuse be? They are being anonymous face to face? Believe it or not...there are people who are worse OFFLINE and online just make it less brutal.

werepeLeri: because this is cyber space- they hide behind their computers to throw insults to people they cant even tie their shoe strings in real life, just because everyone is anonymous.

Brite02: I think am back, itz been a while..u dumbed my sorry arsse na

Awwwww. You came back for some more?

megxo: if i see lampard kick d ball, n she comes in stack naked, she go wia cloth o,.becos i cant miss 1 moment

Blow up dolls do not count.

megxo: men, she's got 2 live wit it o

We don't have to live with shit....just like you can do what you wants to do...so can we.

[quote author=biker-boy]Because You people(girls) sap our energy, thereby living us miserable on the field of play.[/quote]If that is the case then why do you men feel the need to have wives and girlfriends?

Op.....so you scared to ask her for a Bleep?

Then may the team always loses.

Hey brite.....miss ya suga...how u be?

asdajayi: Mrs Chima mail me on asdajayi@yahoo.com

No thanks.

pendo89: I just dont understand how sports esp football gets into a man's bloodstream to the extent that everything else ceases to exist.
I think every man is born with some sport gene.Acting posessed whenever there is a game.

But they sure the hell make sure they ask for toto in between breaks though!