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Brite02: Thats the feeling

Then nyansh the football fool.

nerodenero: Who can separate me from the love of fooball?hmmmm...nobody o.

Awwwww....lonely huh?

JANK23H: Trust me football sweet pass toto.

Of course....you dont get laid much......no wonders!

Jaykizz: Shima don do u strng tin abi? Anyway Me I cant leave arsenal coz of woman except say she wamt mak i blip am esp if i neva blip am b4.

You are a 78 years old virgin.... SSTFU

Jaykizz: U jus old notin dy upstairs! Wen u go to mak ur hair, do we eva complain? (coz we knw it'l mak u feel gud). Wen u hangout wit ur female-gossipin folks, do we cmplain? (coz it maks u fil gud). Wen u dmand sex, do we complain? Plz 90mins isnt 2 much to ask out of 10080mins (TEN THOUSAND N EIGHTY MINUTES) in a wk!!!

I take it that you are new on NL cos men complained about all the shit you have mentioned

Jaykizz: C dis mumu woman o...so dm stil dy kal u baby U kon dy para! Mscheew! I blame SHIMA

Your mother biatch.

asdajayi: looking for a discreet relationship? Toronto On area. Pls dont leave ur number leave ur email that is safer and maybe discreet.

2Buff......why are you being quiet?

Sagytarius: Oya! Divorce ya hubby and follow this guy.

Noooooooookooo.

I stay with Chima.

omenziate: While d babes can sit down and tune from Kardashians to How do I look to oprah to Jerseylicious and I can't have 90 minutes of football (Arsenal time) to maself, d babe never ready marry yet. Its not like we watch premiership, tennis or F1 racing errday and why must d "bleeding" sef start while I am watching football, wetin happen to d other minutes before and after d match.

You act like we picks certain time to bleed!!!!

SimonAndal: 'Cause they like, more than their partners, watching muscled men in tight shorts playing with balls and/or groping each other. True story.

So you are saying they are undercover gays?

xynerise: D way u girls love applying make-up and love blackberry is d way we love football. Quit urs and I will quit watching football

Shattap before tell your wife...you were dancing in her dress and heels.

cowgurl: Lol @ Mrs Chima's funny responses.

I do football (cos of my bro and lovin it) but not a fanatic, Bball is my thing.

But I do get what you are on about though.
If he ignores you during his he-hours, he shouldn't complain when you have yours as well BUT as long as you also do not complain when he's having his...only then are you guys good to go!

It all started when we had game night and the guys just ignored the women. The only time I stepped in was to get help with something heavy. Just like the game is 90 minutes...helping take 2 minutes and we were trying to feed them!!!!!

Orikinla: Please, exclude me.
The only sports I am addicted to is the one I play with my lover and that is why I am different from the others who waste the precious time of life going gaga over soccer, basketball and other games.
I would rather read a good book in-between playing with her than watch Champions League or English Premiership Football.

What does watching soccer matches add to your IQ?

Exactly. Good hubby material.

jim jones: if your reasoning is anything to go by, it aint that hard to see why your husband 'chooses' sports over you. u also come across as the type that will wait until he has a game to watch, then you go to him to fix your standing mirror or hair dryer(or some shit like that). and when he gives you the "u blind biatch? that sh.i.t can wait...i'm watching the game" look, you turn around and say sh.i.t like, "oh, so you're gonna chose the game over me?...fine!"...and then you come on here and start a dumb thread like this one. fookin attention seeking biatch...go fc.uk the gateman or some whoreshit like that...mr chima prolly already tired of your tired old whinny a.s.s

The game was last week dumb arse......and are you mad cos you just found out you have Aids?

dabrake: so you think?

but is marriage just about toto and pikin(s)?
huh?

And football!!!!!

itoldu: Mrs chima, how are you? we really need to chat

Why? I didnt steal nothing! Please dont set me on fire! The devil made me steal the blackberry ooo

Decryptor: WTF! I never knew u were a sheM@le

Get to sucking.

nwani oma: The reason is simple: The partner will still be there after the game whilst the game wud pass!

You are not helping!

dabrake: yessoh. i always ignore them when arsenal is playing except if na group project wey go fetch money. Arsenal no better pass babe

Football wont give you toto and pikins!

[quote author=badmrkt]such as?[
/quote]

Heart attack.....

badmrkt: i
rather consider it too clingy for gurl to come btwn me n Man U.if such
an as-hole comes my way,i swear 2 gee i'll break her nose.

Let just hope she doesn't have a life threatening reason she comes your way.

naylove: poster is sounding really pissed up. hey ya. pele. but as for me, i just cant help it even though i try not to totally ignore her

You would be pissed off if you wanted some help and it took after the game to get it!

sexkillz: [color=#000030]oh My Gawd. . .

Ma'am, you have to factor in that you cannot take away an inherent love of sports from the male folk.

The game is only for 90 minutes. Being a good wife entails that you understand "that" to be his need at that particular point in time. Use that time to your own good, instead of castigating him for watching a match, join him, make him happy, bring him beer or make him tea. Love entails that you accept him for who he is. It is not a life or death situation, so i don't see what any reasonable wife will not use every chance she gets to get closer to her husband, even if it's sports!

The key word here is balance. Be balanced about your complains. Do not exasperate him. Football carries tension into the mind of a man, so pls, do not add the "wife" tension when he is already tensed, else he may react the way you don't like, or say things he doesn't mean, all, in the spur of the moment. But when you fail to see the real reason behind his actions, then a problem arises. . . [/color]

May turgidity hits you....

[quote author=life_style]Don't be selfish, woman. [/quote]I am selfish because I wanted help in the kitchen?!!!

You guys act like I wanted him to just talk to me during the game....it was a request for help with something heavy!

Goodness!

Clemzy16: Copy and paste. How many Nigerians watch Basketball? Football Yes, Basketball Nah!!

I was using an example of some guys that chooses a sport over their women....Basketball is one of them.

Free me jor!

valarinz: Na wa oo, Mrs. Chima, u no know say football sweet pass woman, imagine d excitement when cr7 or messi does some step over and slot d ball a d back of d net, d loudness of d shouts and screams u'll hear from ur husband will surely surpass that which he will emit even when u've given him d best s3xual excstacy. I lie?

Oh my world! Well if the game give him pleasure better than sexual pleasure then he needs to contact Messi for his future sexual excitements!

I am on STRIKE!

afam4eva: I really don't know but you can try it, so that we can learn from your experience. That's if you're still alive to tell the story.

May thunder blast your nyansh!

Ladies....

If your guys ignore you during football game.....just simply put his things to the left out the door.

What if we were bleeding like mad or having seizures?!!!!

afam4eva: The don't choose sports over their partner. It's just that there's time for everything. That you don't give your partner attention for about 2 hours that a match will last does not mean you think she's of less importance. What about the times you don't watch sports? I advise every woman not to disturb her husband when he's enjoying his foot ball or else he may throw her out of the window. Just pray that you guys live on the ground floor.

Why violence over a game?

Mavor: women are always "me, me, me!!!" Go sidown jorrrr!!!

Men are always saying....Bleep me, Bleep me, Bleep me!!! Go siddown na!

[quote author=Mr..Cork] ***sees Mrs Chima's face on TV... Changes Channel! [/quote]Did you see me motioning you to suck my dick?

doyindav: @OP Any names yet for the quadruplets?

It would be Octotuplets!