₦airaland Forum

darkenedrebel:
I already slayed that one eons ago - I don't spar with corpses

You did? On what planet?

winetapper:
quote TSM so i would learn new words

He wouldn't dare! Marky have slaughtered him into shreds!

darkenedrebel:
it's the Queen's English not Queen English

see pot calling kettle black

I am not the one going around correcting grammars unlike you and you too were slaughtered by your own for fvxking up your Queen English.

winetapper:
Lol he is cos you allowed him to right from time

He is superior and you are understanding keep it up

LMAO@superior

You are funny!

TheUmmah:


And she dey claim yankee babe! Chaii!

She isn't a yankee and her own has slaughtered her for inappropriate use of the Queen English.

Truckpusher:
Of course who wants to die young while in his right frame of mind?

I hate you.

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ronald4lif:
It's not a man's thing but cuts across both genders. Women does it equally.

I think it has to do with insecurity and trust issues. People who behaves in such manner might not fully trust their partner and think they might be up to something fishy when they don't take up calls when due. Like they are hanging out with someone else and its preventing them from picking up.

Actually humans instinct always emit room for suspicion and incertitude each time their loved ones doesn't respond to their calls and messages, be it a partner or relatives. But I think wedded couples shouldn't exhibit such possessive attitude as there should be a reasonable level of trust and understanding between them.

But sure you would have reacted differently if the reverse was the case? Like you called him repeatedly for over an hour without any response or feedback from him? You see, in situations like this the best way to understand the position of the other person is to switch stance and see how it fits and the angle which their viewpoint is harnessed from.

Thank you. I know it not a trust issue. I was asking how come it is okay for guys to ask questions but women can't? We get "don't worry and all is well" but we (women) have to explained our actions.

He told me he was worried because I usually answers his calls and when I didn't he lost his mind.

All is well.

Truckpusher:
I ain't biting that shiit even for free - I'm as straight as a pole.

I can manage yours anyway,you know that under the influence a man can bite anything .

So what you are saying truckie is that you have to be drunk to bite my toto?

Let me load up an insult!

Truckpusher:
Yes ma'am .

What's on the menu list tonight?

A slaughtered toto from missclassless.

winetapper:
Good evening Ma, permit me to Answer this..
It depends on the temperament of your husband..Maybe he is protective and a Jealous type or maybe he doesnt trust you well enough or rather you didnt tell him where you where going..
If its a Man's thing Yes ma it is.
But depends on his temperament.. Example i am your type of husband.. To the extent i wouldnt allow her wear too much makeup and sexy wears not she wount look good on them.. I dont want too much eyes on her..

Happy sunday

Thank you! Happy Sunday!

My husband is a bit territorial and he was worried when I didn't answered the call because I usually picked his calls. He wanted me to get some tomatoes and yams for our aunt who has called after I have left the house. She didn't remember my mobile number and called the house.

It wasn't nothing serious but I just noticed when he doesn't picked my calls...I shouldn't be worried. I feel the same way but he is entitled to worry but I can't.

Oh well.

Niklausa:
What is this fools tale you are spewing, hag?

It seems you have finally been consumed by your craziness and inherent idiocy.

I have also seen that you didn't come up with the correct way to ask if you remove a dick from your throat!

Vapid bish!

Kinglekan! I need some hands.

Niklausa:
What is this fools tale you are spewing, hag?

It seems you have finally been consumed by your craziness and inherent idiocy.

That's what I thought dense bish! You know to stay in your lane frumpy old ho!

ronald4lif:
Hello, our darling wife, is everything alright?

Check this out...I went to the store to get some items and I didn't hear the phone when my husband called. I saw that he has called an hour later because I was busy in the store.

I called him back only to get 20 questions why I haven't picked his calls. I told him to wait until I get home we will talk. We had the discussion and we solved the issue however why when I called him at times and he doesn't picked up the calls, I have to be understanding and not ask questions? I have noticed my brother do that with his wife so my question to you...is that a man's thing?

Niklausa:
Shut up hag. Is bish your husbands name? Or is that the only word in your depleted vocabulary?

Crazy ghetto woman.

Your mouth is older than me frumpy bish!

SonofMark have slayed you into a male moniker Missvlassy? You couldn't be more classy if it was programmed into your dense skull!

SonofMark has slaughtered you on your lack of pristine vocabulary and grammar! He has gotten you on edge!

Niklausa:
Write in correct, understandable english, you silly_bitch.

What is the correct way to ask if you have taken the dick from your throat?

Frumpy bodied bish!

Ronald4lif!!! I must speak with you bro!

Niklausa:
Didn't you do english in school? What's all this gibberish?

Did you get the dick from your throat bish?

English enough?

Truckpusher:
Home sweet home.

ho.

Why do guys grilled you on not picking the calls but expect you to understand why they don't picked your calls?

jrerico1:
I don't go to church, but am still better than most of you guys, people go to church just because it's Sunday, immediately they get home they continue their evil deed. On Saturday night you'll a prostitute in action, on sunday morning she's already in church #repeat.

I am sure you don't sin at all huh?

MrCork:
...sweery r u the same person called TPIA...the CRACKHEAD that waz banned from nairaland 17times?...it u!!!

I am at the hotel.

Next service..ask to speak to him privately and express your concerns. Warn him that such behavior will result in legal matters if he repeat it.

Captainswag225:
thats nice, hope to see u soon then.

I want you to take me to either Papayas or Mr. Frosty when I first land.

I also want to the ghetto by the Estate compound and get some reefer.

Captainswag225:
i gotcha!!!! But u gotta change ur profile pic tho. Its been too long.

You have been studying my DP punk?

Captainswag225:
yeah am in accra,,, nice to know ur sis lives in ghana,,,, when was the last time u visited ghana?

2012

Captainswag225:
lol u naughty lady, toto is only eaten in the inner room... Btw when are u coming to ghana? I plan to prepare a nice ghanaian dish for u, and btw dont bring chima along.

Are you in Accra? My sister lives by the children hospital in the M market. I forgot the spelling.

Captainswag225:
hahahahaha ur ass/ asset must be a really breath-taking one then. Btw u just confirmed my suspision, i knew the pic on ur d.p is a place in accra but i was a lil in doubt, i think its the 37 area.

Hmmmm.

proxillin:
I will repeat myself.

I am forced to berrate the trolls that allow your existent. Its a monumental mistake for mankind.

That's why the bish aborted your baby cos she didn't want another failed YOU.

Flush flush bish!

I don't care too much for fufu but I do like the braised chicken and bitter leaf soup I had in Ghana.

I remember a guard asked me if I need help with my ass and quickly said I meant assets! My husband was pissed and I laughed so hard!

iamord:
well there are but I can't really vouch for the quality. It's easy to see Kenkye but the waakye sold here is so not it. More like a rice and bean concoction lol..so once in a while I try to get some homemade . I'll be home by December. So I will have my fill of Ghana cuisine

Make sure you stop at Papayas and get me fish and chips.

Captainswag225:
palmnut soup and konkonte

Is that a spliced toto in there?