₦airaland Forum

LesbianBoy:
oya mr chima were u day make i do as your wife tok  

Did you get your test results back yet? Positive?

LesbianBoy:
nwanyi oma ke ki mere she o wa pa  

Go choke on a dick.  

cold:
So with my pic in my profile,am i permitted to speak my mind on how some folks look?

According to the OP,  that about the gist of it.

Thirst4Lif:
So it's okay as long as he's trying to get a green card? Pitiful!

Instead of invading another country, why not stay home and

try to make your own country a better place to live. Most of

you speak of Nigeria as if it's the promise land, but you can't

wait to leave! Interesting!

You alright suga? Pass me the taba please. Good. Inhale and exhale.

MzDarkSkin:

Aaww shit. Titanic crashed into the iceberg. Time to evacuate people!

Mr Chima:
^^^^

meet me in d bed room fast.

Yay!  Internet connection back on.     You are lacking on your stalking mister!  

aminalib:
well i just started watch some african movie, he is excused.

Hmmm.

[quote author=p.wiz link=topic=632216.msg7993888#msg7993888 date=1301184465]crack head[/quote]Easy killer!

Are you saying that white women are like a mouse in bed?   



Seun, can we please have MORE facial expressions! Thanks!

aminalib:
do you want me to stop?

Please free him!

The email convention must have started again.

Yo OP! Did you get the answers you were looking for?

LMAO@not expecting positive responses

Oooh! Damn! Is it that bad OP? (laughing and wiping tears)


Sorry, but that shit was funny!


Why are you asking people what they think of YOUR RELATIONSHIP? Seriously.

MzDarkSkin:
[color=#0066ff]lmao! hey Chima!!!!

giiiiirl I am no mo good! [/color]

(singing Jordin Sparks Featuring Chris Brown "No Air"

Hey sis!

Damn Seal is UGLY AS bleep.  He got to be yoruba.

Marriage in itself has nothing to do with DUMB arse people.  Dumb people choose a partner based on artificiality and are surprised when the marriage does not work out.  The marriage in itself is not responsible for the parties involved and the true union of marriage is misplaced in today's society. 

There are only two types of kitty that I am aware of.   According to the men women either have good kitty or bad kitty.  BAD and GOOD kitty do NOT discriminate.  Men have complained black, white, yellow, and red women have bad kitty and praised black, white, yellow, and red women that have good kitty. 

Or could it be that ONLY THE WHITE WOMEN want these sorry arsed African men that are marrying these white women because they may be better in bed?  How can you compare different nationalities of pussies if you can't get anything but a white kitty? 

WOMP, WOMP

Oh my!

Hmmm. If the risks are worth taking then I wish them the best.

You pulled this up George? What the matter? You caught wifey doing the stanky legg with a fine Igbo boy?

Atreides:
60 year old women aren't meant to have perky calabsh shaped bosoms. After breastfeeding numerous children,undergoing decades of hubby's ministrations on said bosoms,it is only natural that their bosoms will obey the law of gravity. What goes up must come down. It's all a part of aging gracefully.

So no,i don't think i'd do surgery on myself.

I only feel for those women with humongous bosoms. When i think of the heat they must be feeling on their chests,the waist pain and back pain,i 'll support it if they go for a reduction or something. At least let breeze blow them small.

Well, the men shouting they want their wives or girlfriends to have smaller breasts if they are huge chested however when the shit hit the fan they are silently rejoicing their wives kept the boobies full.

It would make sense to reduce the extra flesh as you get older but do you really think it is worth the gamble if someone make a mistake in disfiguring your breasts because they were_____________(fill in the blank)?

ogugua88:
Gbam. I'd like to age gracefully too.

Even if you can play footie with your nips between your toes?

OMG!

We went from "white" people hair to "white" people voice? The hell? There are white people in the States that sound as though if their parents were black and they live in Upper Class neighborhoods. They were not adopted nor displaced. Their parents is whiter than Snow White and yet if you close your eyes you would have sworn it was a black man or woman you have spoken to according to what people say black people "sound".

How you sound vocally does not have anything to do with which neighborhood you are from or where you went to school. George Bush Jr for an example.

He was a President of United of America twice and went to an Ivy League primary and secondary school. He is oyinbo and his family are social elites. He talks though as if he was born yesterday with a cleft and dumb as Bleep.

There is nothing more pathetic than a broke player.

MRbrownJAY:
@Mrs Chima
Mind fukc with no "physical happy ending"?! What a waste of a good nut by sending that person going to sh.ag the hell out of some other lady(thinking about you)

See MBJ! That wasn't a good mind Bleep! You is PLEASED on all levels when you get the RIGHT MIND Bleep. I am telling you what I know.

MzDarkSkin:
[color=#0066ff]lmao! hey i am offended by that line!
lol we do voodoo in Jamaica too [/color]

Don't be offended. I wasn't talking about the voodoo, but since you mentioned it yeah it be some STRANGE SHIT GOING ON though. Folks be walking around with panties on their head and babies talking like old people. Hmm.

(scratching my head and rubbing my stomach at the same time)

Sound like he bleeped up a wet dream huh?

Those haitians in the STATES adapt very well and they are some cool people. Whatever you do, MAKE SURE you do not bring a live chicken to ANY OF THEIR functions.

Just saying.

Hmmm. Interesting.

otokx:
no such thing as the wrong person.

What the word should be misappropriated person?

Question: If your wife or girl say in order for me to get these slippers tucked I want you to elongate your penis would you do so?

Girl, those Haitian men ON A WHOLE OTHER LEVEL.  There is no comparison and that all I am going to say. 

I hope he did not get his PICK UP LINES from the PLAYERS FOR THE DUMMIES like some of these negros on here seem to be stealing from.

[size=22pt]Word![/size]

I see your point though.

Suga, it is your titties. Just make sure you get a good doctor that knows what he or she is doing. I seen a woman who titties look like Gaffadi got mad at her and took a chunk out of her chest. She went under the knife because she did not like her titties now she even more bleeped up.

MzDarkSkin:
[color=#0066ff]
hmmmm. . .sounds tasty 

Jamaican and latino mixes. . .umm umm ummmmm. top of the LINE!
next to Brazilian men   

but don't sleep on Haitians now!
lmao @ chima's typos.    lub you girl! lol

*modified 1 minute later>>>> oh $hit! she's online  [/color]

I saw you heffa!

Girl, those Haitian men are something else. That all Imma say. I will let Inkie find out on her own. She sound like she is walking bowlegged anyways. Hmm. She is not SLICK.

Interesting.