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Pornodude:
*claps hands* wow, this is the only sensible statement you have made so far. errrr. . . . . . .  if you were listening (or reading) properly, you would have seen the part where it was just a TEST on her part. A TEST. jeez!!!! do you have to always try to insult or forcefully prove your point? when i was with this girl (i intended marrying her), unprotected intercourse was something we had and our only issue was conception and not HIV. so i went back and bleeped her, so what? and where does all your talk about pregnancy come up when there never any prenancy to begin with?

pls mrs chima, lets all just get along. as for the insult and jibe thingy, been there and done that and you know what? it doesn't amount to anything.

Its me pdude, your one and only.

My last post was pure medical facts and YOU said I insulted you? Seriously dude.

Of course this WILL MAKE SENSE seeing it is not OUTLINING HOW SORRY MOST YOU ARSEHOLES ARE. Now I am being insulting. See the different MUGU?

Pornodude:
@mrs chima and ogugua- seems like you urchins always and i mean always, fancy throwing insults at anyone whose ideas you dont agree with, then you come here and talk about being educated. educated in what? please dont let my thread be locked by the mods and anyway, this is a social site so contribution isn't a must. it is optional.

the safest time to have sex with a female without the occurence of child birth is shortly after her monthly cycle. pple use this method as a form of family-planning/contraception, of which i am no exception. so errr. . . . . take your shyt advice elsewhere cos i dont need it. duh!

if you guys have relationship issues, take it to the asshoole who caused your issue not innocent bystanders like me.  

Let me get this accurate. I need to take it to the arsehole BECAUSE I am not getting your story on a medical standpoint?

Okay. I guess they let anybody be doctors these days. SMH.

I am not a doctor but I am certified to speak on this subject.  There is no LICENSED doctor in the WORLD that will even have UNPROTECTED sex with someone he or she doesn't know LET ALONE not practice safe sex knowing the HISTORY and PATHOLOGY of various SEXUAL TRANSMITTED DISEASES and HIV.  

HIV is not detected in the early stage it has to go through a serious of mitosis and meiosis in order for the test to be accurate.  There is no such thing as a ONCE Bleep ONCE DETECTED.  The average time for detection of HIV is three months to six months.  

The pregnancy can not be detected in pregnancy tests unless there is HCG in the urine or blood and the average time for pregnancy detection even first response is approximately two weeks.  

LMAO@a doctor having UNPROTECTED sex HIV/AIDS patient in the Yaba Left Clinic.

Is he seriously in the medical field? Seriously? Are there anybody in here whom have medical experience beside me know this sound FISHY for a supposed to be doctor?

Please do not tell me I am the only one!

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OMG! My cousin's oyinbo girlfriend said that her uncle received a picture in a email of a black girl in a blue halter top with a black skirt posing. LAWD HAVE MURCEE!

I think the uncle fell in the love with the picture because he actually wallscreened it on his computer!

OOPS!

Yeah. I wonder how they getting those emails. Are there some special email fishing software that only the SCAMMERS seems to be having EXCLUSIVE access to?

Why I am laughing at Chicco? That man na gon kill me ooo

I don't doubt that because a lot of these scammers use female photos and one of the scammer sent me a picture of a white baby saying that his white wife left him and he will sell the baby. This is no lie! I was like da hell?

I emailed the guy back asking him what the price and address. He said he need the cash upfront before he give me any more information. I haven't heard back from that scammer since I told him I will give him the money I will wipe my arse on and I don't waste money.

You wish.

Brite02:
Koolchicco, mrs chima e.t.c i need advise seriously 0o.

I receive mail fom one chick she said she saw my profile on nairaland, she said she's currently in a camp in rwanda, her parents r dead & the step mum plans to kil her but as fate may hv it she lived. Before d dad died he left her more than 2.7 us dollars & nw she's in a camp in anoda country caused as result of war. She's in need of a foreign partner as requestd by the bank in her country where she's from to help her claim the money. She has given me evry details of d a/c & bank & also how d money wil b shared b/w she & me, also she wants me to b her man.

IS THIS A SCAM/419?
Plz advise me, plzzzzzzzzz. Your xperince plz.

It is a scam suga. Give that person my email address. I been waiting on that ho for a minute. I am the SCAM BUSTER. They hate seeing my email address and I have over 10 email addresses and each of them on the SCAMMER'S DO NOT Bleep WITH LIST. I actually got into a text brawl with five of them because I asked them can I visit them. They got the nerve to asked me why. Da hell? If you are dying and you are asking me for money can I visit you before I spend my money on you?

One scammer asked me to talk to his father about setting up an account. I asked for his number and the fool actually GAVE ME THE RIGHT NUMBER because I asked for the person based on the email address and took off a word on purpose the scammer CORRECTED ME SO THAT GAVE ME A clue that the person was the same from the email.

I put my husband on the phone and he cussed the scammer out in native tongue. It was so funny and then the scammer sent me an email back saying I was a dirty beetch. That was funny!

Tosinville:
Thats why these silly american ladies like Mrs.chima feels as if, if any african guy get their mudafuckkin GREEN CARD then we have see JESUS. bleep america and their Green cards, besides my fam are right there in GA anyway so d big deal?

[size=22pt]SOMEBODY IS HURTING [/size]

desholah:
You know you are my bestest here on Nairaland . . . . . You mean more than an e-friend . .Thta's the fact . .I feel your existence madam

(blowing nose on Desolah's mumu and wiping tears on his pillowcase) Okay.

Desolah,

I will not be committing fornication nor adultery. I don't get down like that sweety. Since you think so ill of me I will now place you on ignore.

Nawl,

It bests I don't share my comments it will cause this thread to be locked down. I will just stick with my previous answer which was no.

I am sure you have your reasons too.

Mz. Dark,

FB need your attention. I want to ask Dsense something OFFLINE.

[quote author=Ms. Potato link=topic=622724.msg7905286#msg7905286 date=1300064844]Reality, u have no idea how rude is this guy. Seriously. Im shock myself. I have known him to be one of the sweetest guys on NL once but I dont know what is wrong with him lately. He seem to be all up towards the word FAT somehow.   [/quote]Tosin professed that he love OROBO CHICKS and the last time I checked orobo means thick or fat from what Chicco told me.  So again why does he have an issue with fatties?  I mean no offense but I am just confused.  

I do not know why he assumed I am fat because I do not have a picture on my profile.  I did not know it was a requirement to have a picture up on my profile to prove I am not fat.  He has been stalking Goldieluks and I all day and for the entire month.  He was stalking Aminalib but she hasn't been on then he went to Goldie now he is on me and my husband.  

I do not care about him lusting after me but my husband?  That gross.

Dsense,

Is it okay if Mz. Dark give me your FB name because I didn't write down your email addy right I thought I did.

I would tell you on here but I don't want any stalkers.

Tosinville:
Mrs.chima
ok if it so, upload your pic then i'll stop beefin you. Promise

Who are you?  Seriously?  You need someone to order around?  Get a puppy.  Wrong chick buddy.

Tosinville:
Who says igbo men don't marry FATIMO them like Mrs.chima, just because she's phat thats why Mr.chima try to manage her but if with the african-american men, hmm! i'm so sure she'll be single for the rest of her life.

I am not obese nor I am skinny.  I am thick in the right places.  I have everything that a chick is trying to maintain or get.  My bosoms and arse is real.   I do not need to go GET MY CLOTHES SPECIALLY MADE nor I have to take drugs to maintain my health. 

The only thing Mr. Chima is maintaining is my pregnancies and bosoms.  You actually think that women who dates or marries African men or Americanized African men is because they can't get a black brother from USA? Seriously? Just like it is easy to get an African man it is just as easy to get a black man from America. Please do not fall for that hype you see on MTV. They are ran by WHITE PEOPLE. Enough said.

desholah:
Dem swear for you?

Come on now Desho!  You know your brothers love them fat women and I am not saying that there is nothing wrong with that.   Fat chicks need love too.  

There are a few of them with skinny chicks but yall love those boobies and arse a lot that you normally don't find on skinny chicks so I can see why yall go for the plump women.

IGBO MEN do not date or chase behind fat women but THOSE YORUBA MEN love fat oompa loopma looking chicks mainly with no top and bottom.

REALITY101:
Tosin leave her alone shes on her menstruation period,  . . . .  Btw shes not fat. . . Igbo men don't marry fati's

I been trying to tell you that for a LOOOONG TIME! Goodness lawd! IGBO MEN SURE THE HELL DON'T LIKE FAT WOMEN.