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I can handle that little thing.

Hottie,

Reality is trying his best to get with you and I suggest you RUNNNNNNN!

[quote author=kay-money link=topic=622755.msg7904350#msg7904350 date=1300053925] Spot On-  on that   [/quote]I see you didn't choked on them nuts yet.

roymary:
WTF!!!  Did you choked yet?  

Now thats some bad grammar! Edit your shiiit dammit! Uneducated floozy

Your mum taught me and she was a good floozy too. Did you find out who your daddy is?

roymary:
Oh yeah! Its Yo Momma hour!

Mrs Chima, Yo Momma is so ugly she looks like she fell off the ugly tree and hit every branch on the way down.

When Yo Momma joined the Ugly Contest, she was arrested cos it was boldly written on the door " NO Professionals"

Beat that Mrs Chimpanzee Chima!!!       You are so ugly, you could not even post a picture of you on your profile.

Please stop stealing GOOGLED JOKES and create your own jokes.  Stealing copyrighted jokes are not cool.  

You looking like Forest Whitaker from the movie "Last King of Scotland" with that dead left eye and your neck looking like a packaged of hot links.  (sausage for the slow ones)  

Push that stomach in and open your dead left eye.

Becareful Goldieluks!  If you agree with me, laugh with me, or even think ANYTHING I SAY makes any sense, you will be label as Chima and Cohorts as if you can't think for yourself. 

This Internet stealing arse nukka from BRIXTON  can laugh at a monkey but you can't laugh at a joke? 

How interesting.

REALITY101:
Mr. Cork quit stalking me, I'm not gay and in-case you re female pretending to be male, I don't do fat ugly women no offense Mrs. Chima knows my kind of chick

You must want me to cuss you out huh Reality?  You want me to be fat and ugly sooo bad don'tcha? Yes, I know the kind of chick you are into and it FAT, FLAT ARSED, AND GHOST LOOKING OYINBO CHICKS from Texas.

[quote author=kay-money link=topic=622755.msg7904207#msg7904207 date=1300052629] Laughing and falling down from my chair while eating my plate of fufu / loi loi
and ogbonna soup [/quote]Did you choked yet?

roymary:
^^^^
smh

Area woman.

Was your mum an area woman when she was pregnant with you?  I see she didn't discriminate against ugly male customers.

[quote author=Mr, Cork link=topic=622724.msg7904214#msg7904214 date=1300052688]By the way, Mr Chima looks nice in  his pink dress your profile picture.   [/quote]Was you licking your lips batty boy? I know your fat arse hungry. Dinner time!

Hotie Tima:
U MAKE ME LAUGH MR cork then wat are u doing checking boy or man out that are wearing wigs

MR CORK IS GAY

You must be doing something good if you got a gay boy hating on you.  

[quote author=Mr, Cork link=topic=622724.msg7904122#msg7904122 date=1300051858]Mrs.Chima . shudunt u be in the Gym, tryin to loose weight? (no oofeinse) [/quote]You are the one begging for punny FAT BOY.  Maybe if you lose 400 pounds you would get a chick to even consider you.  

No woman want a dude that look like a pile of burnt shit with yellow eyes.

(chilling my fingers in some ice) 

If that manbitch say something else to me I can't make no promise ooo!   

Damn that was harsh Hottie!

[quote author=Mr, Cork link=topic=622724.msg7904075#msg7904075 date=1300051469]loooooong hissssss  [/quote]This nukka still getting rejected. Interesting.

Make up your mind dummies, I can't be a man hater and a gold digger.

Tosinville:
Mzdarkskin

Lmao! mrs.chima is nothing but a fake azz who prefer white men than her husband, i'm still wondering what does she want from Mr.chima till now? his stash?¿¿

Are you that bleeping dense?  I never said I WANTED WHITE MEN. The poster asked if we had four options between LIBERIAN, NIGERIAN, GHANIAN, AND WHITE MEN which one would we choose.  I picked white men and gave my reason.  I NEVER said anything about I want white men, I want to bleep white men, and I will leave my husband for a white man. 

I would leave YOU for my husband in any given era, day, season, or decade.  Thank God, I got me an IGBO man that is OPPOSITE OF YOU. 

I simply states that white men are better providers and hold higher positions in the world.  YOU AND ALL OF YOUR LOW SELF ESTEEM HAVING, jobless, broke arse, and bitter nukkas came at me SIMPLY BECAUSE OF MY OPINION. 

Just like you don't like NIGERIAN WOMEN and you professed that NIGERIAN WOMEN ain't poo AND TOLD EVERYBODY THAT IT WAS YOUR CHOICE to whom you should date BUT THE MOMENT me or another sister say something that IS OPPOSITE OF YOU, we some gold digging, money hungry bitches?   

Not only YOUR KIND is famous for FALSE PRETENSES BUT GOOD AT HYPOCRISY.

Nothing worse than a broke man.

SOME of these broke arse boys like TOSIN think just because they dealt with begging chicks that EVERY CHICKS can't support their own WITHOUT THE NEED OF A MAN.

ogugua88:
You want invoices and bank statements? Unlike a lot of people on this website, I'm a person of my word.

I bought a pink blackberry curve in 2008. The money I used for that one was from the textbooks I sold after the end of the semester. I sold that blackberry a few weeks later and went back to my old motorola razr. I bought another blackberry in September/October after a friend in 9ja suggested I do, to use bbm. I used money I earned from work on that one. I didn't even buy a new one; it was a refurb. I'm Igbo sha. The new one was $149 or so and the refurb was $49

Invoices dey o.

Madame, today is Sunday, my off-day. I want to justify, since they think say them get mouth lol. I get mouth back.

If you must, kICK HIM DEAD IN THE NUTS HARD!

Tosinville:
Koolchicco

Thanks for askin for the source, i'm also on fb now chatting cos i dislike arguing with a dead brain like Mrs.chima

I know you licking your lips in anticipation on sucking my husband's dick. I do not need evidence to know that the chicks aren't CHASING YOU.

I will bet my last dollar that NO CHICK IS CHASING YOU. REGARDLESS OF COLOR OR SIZE.

ogugua88:
For three reasons I can't accept it fully:

1.) It's his opinion, not a fact.
2.) I am not like anything he described so I can't relate.
3.) Some women didn't become like that overnight.

Get to the bottom of the issue. The way some men post about Nigerian women here, you would think the women described were behind on evolution. It takes two to tango. I don't think the attitudes some men have towards women and the way they treat women helps issues. Do you have the audacity to tell me that the traits OP described are part of a woman's nature?

Oga, I'm 22 years old, have had two boyfriends, and have purchased two blackberries in my lifetime, all with my own money. Talk again.

From a big sister to a little sister, NEVER JUSTIFY WHO YOU ARE TO A MANBITCH. You are intelligent and got a lot going for yourself Bleep that troll looking manbitch who wishes he can have you.

ogugua88:
Lol no hala. I wasn't speaking to you directly. It's funny how this thread went from a height issue to a size issue lol.

I know you wasn't talking to me directly suga and you are right is it funny because I was told by a few that I need to comprehend when I was barking on not everybody into short people AFTER a chatter said that people should be looking into the heart and the mind and not a person's height.

It goes to show you who ain't getting none and who wish they had some.

Tosin,

What did I say ON THIS THREAD other than give Justwise props and agreed with Goldieluks?

Are you still holding old shit in?

Tosinville:
The poster is absolutely right, i owe him 3cartons of beer.




2. If every AA women also reason like Mrs.chima with her dead brain then they don't deserve a husband rather than to work in a brothel for the rest of their lives.

[size=22pt]Please AA women do not reason like Mrs. Chima!  IF YOU ARE NOT STRONG WILLED and do give a Bleep about what people thinks of you PLEASE DO NOT REASON LIKE ME or you will be working in a brothel like Tosin said.   [/size]

justwise:
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Awwwww!! thats really sweet of u, i don't expect that to come from u (_{knowing how u bit hard here}) but i appreciate that _{b4 u change your mind}lol

I am not as mean as people paints me out to be.  I am just hard truth and want my brothers do BETTER.  I don't have any issue with giving props when it is necessary and men who are not used to women like me that are aggressive and will fight back thinks that we are out to destroy them when it is not even the case.  

I can't use sugary with men and when I see you doing good I will support you 100%.  Sugary only enable the bullshit when hard truth forces them to self reflects.  

Don't worry suga, I will not be taking back my props I meant it.  You already know I am brutally honest.

Brite02:
Mrs u no go kill me i need more beneath Inanu ehim na ku? More beneath!!!!

I can't help you with that but you can ask our resident batty boys. Mr. Cock and Tosin your services are needed!

ogugua88:
Na only cucumber wey dey make man man?

No suga. I am only repeating what I read.

What flavor is the ice cream?

[quote author=Mr, Cork link=topic=622724.msg7903462#msg7903462 date=1300042060]Mrs.Chima. have u ever lived in a bush? dont lie? [/quote]Oh! Speaking of bush, your mum said fetch her some water from the creek pronto.