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Romance › Re: She Is Taller Than Me by MrsChima(f): 6:09am On Mar 15, 2011
It is still early here. I am in USA. It is 9pm and I am doing some work on computer. I haven't slept yet. What you doing UP?
Romance › Re: She Is Taller Than Me by MrsChima(f): 5:52am On Mar 15, 2011
kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss
Romance › Re: Who Recovers Faster After A Breakup Men Or Women? by MrsChima(f): 5:51am On Mar 15, 2011
I have never cried over a man. Oh, I am the one the does the dumping my bad. cool
Romance › Re: Civilization 101 For The Bet Generation by MrsChima(f): 3:26am On Mar 15, 2011
[quote author=tpiah! link=topic=620376.msg7881069#msg7881069 date=1299710616]^^everybody likes you when you dont post.[/quote][size=22pt]Whoops there is! grin grin grin grin grin grin [/size]
Romance › Re: Guys! See Green Card Love? (with Pics) by MrsChima(f): 1:59am On Mar 15, 2011
[quote author=Ms. Potato link=topic=623368.msg7912265#msg7912265 date=1300149850]grin grin grin grin grin Sorry naa. Just that I am Hot this morning embarassed lipsrsealed[/quote]That is human to be Hot. I understand perfectly. (looking at Mr. Chima) I be back in a few.
Romance › Re: Guys! See Green Card Love? (with Pics) by MrsChima(f): 1:41am On Mar 15, 2011
Ms. Potato! shocked shocked shocked

It is the art of insertion and positioning. Please do not let me go in details. They will move this thread to the sexuality section.

I will say though is mastering the art of insertion and positioning is the KEY to optimal cowgirl experience. TRUUUUUST ME.
Romance › Re: What Is Wrong With This Proposal Picture? by MrsChima(f): 1:38am On Mar 15, 2011
I can agree with Pweety that both of them looks like DRAG QUEENS proposing to each other.
Romance › Re: What Would U Do If U Find Out The Woman Ur About To Marry Can't Cook At All? by MrsChima(f): 1:35am On Mar 15, 2011
[quote author=Ms. Potato link=topic=623063.msg7912194#msg7912194 date=1300148674]Sure u can! grin grin


Daddy, can u buy me 15 Cabbage Patch Kids Teddies? grin



LOL! Chima, U are not serious atall. My father is a very traditional man naa but Im surprise of what he thought about the cooking part. shocked shocked shocked[/quote]Well, I am not surprised. I have that appeal on wise men. wink wink wink Tell him I will like to be his special friend. wink wink wink
Romance › Re: Guys! See Green Card Love? (with Pics) by MrsChima(f): 1:33am On Mar 15, 2011
LMAO!

I don't know about the guy but I have perfected the "cowgirl" and I am thinking of patent the improvements. embarassed embarassed embarassed
Romance › Re: Guys! See Green Card Love? (with Pics) by MrsChima(f): 1:26am On Mar 15, 2011
[size=22pt]Ms. Potato!  shocked[/size]

The "cowgirl" is the shit!  It is good position when you are pregnant and out there.  I mean it get every nook and cranny.  

Sorry, I spaced out a bit.   embarassed embarassed embarassed embarassed

I am not saying that all looks like that but uhmm THEY DO NOT LOOK FEMININE.  (the German World Cup team)
Romance › Re: Guys! See Green Card Love? (with Pics) by MrsChima(f): 1:21am On Mar 15, 2011
Those orthodox German women looks like that.  You should have seen the WOMEN WORLD CUP and the German women team were uhmmm "mannish and swollen". I think the captain was a man in a previous life.
Romance › Re: What Have You Learned So Far? by MrsChima(f): 1:19am On Mar 15, 2011
LMAO@an wild animal will eventually be tamed and dancing at your tune.


Not this "wild animal". grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin


Desolah,

How you be suga? kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss
Romance › Re: What Would U Do If U Find Out The Woman Ur About To Marry Can't Cook At All? by MrsChima(f): 1:07am On Mar 15, 2011
[quote author=Ms. Potato link=topic=623063.msg7911686#msg7911686 date=1300140652]My father is now here reading all of our posts and he told me to leave you alone as he said not everyone is good at everything. He says in todays society is no more like before where women work their butts off to support the family as well. He says now if a woman doesnt know how to cook, there are always other alternatives thats why these days they have cheap labour to hire as maids, they have restaurants, take away, hiring of personalize chef, eating at your parent's or in laws and so on so forth but before they dont really exactly have all those options which leaves the men to go to war and the owmen to cook at home. One doesnt necessarily has to be a cook at home these days.

Hmmm. . . I guess my father is right wink[/quote]Ask your daddy is he looking for a second wife? wink cheesy cheesy cheesy cheesy cheesy cheesy Thanks Papi Potato! You are so wise!
Romance › Re: What Have You Learned So Far? by MrsChima(f): 10:56pm On Mar 14, 2011
IF he ACTUALLY CORKED Mrs. Chima must be the one in Nigeria because the one in America have the BLESSINGS of being CORKY free.
Romance › Re: What Have You Learned So Far? by MrsChima(f): 10:43pm On Mar 14, 2011
Remove my name. Thanks.
Romance › Re: Who Recovers Faster After A Breakup Men Or Women? by MrsChima(f): 10:05pm On Mar 14, 2011
The basis of the matter, women are sought after more than men.   WITH the shortage of men, women are still being place in the centerpiece of everything so a woman will be approach by another guy soon as she is "dumped" by the previous guy especially if she is "all that".
Romance › Re: What Have You Learned So Far? by MrsChima(f): 9:57pm On Mar 14, 2011
That good. I am wrapping here and will be heading home. Just chimin in to see what boy fighting the women today.

I see the usual.
Romance › Re: What Have You Learned So Far? by MrsChima(f): 9:54pm On Mar 14, 2011
Hey Goldieluks! How you be sis?

Yes, I have noticed that and not only they fights chicks ONLINE and they fights chicks OFFLINE.

There are more boys fighting chicks than boys. Hmm. In the region, we call that [size=2pt]manbitches.[/size]
Romance › Re: Who Recovers Faster After A Breakup Men Or Women? by MrsChima(f): 9:40pm On Mar 14, 2011
When a man's heart breaks THE VISUAL of ten pregnant women going through labor becomes a reality! No pun intended, Reality. cool
Romance › Re: What Would U Do If U Find Out The Woman Ur About To Marry Can't Cook At All? by MrsChima(f): 9:37pm On Mar 14, 2011
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Romance › Re: What Would U Do If U Find Out The Woman Ur About To Marry Can't Cook At All? by MrsChima(f): 5:12pm On Mar 14, 2011
[quote author=eku_bear link=topic=623063.msg7909695#msg7909695 date=1300118938]smh @ these women who want to abandon traditional responsibilities/duties. As the above poster indicates. . . keep ceding various responsibilities to others and don't be surprised if you aren't one day replaced  lipsrsealed

Then these same women will by crying about how their dude swapped 'em out for a different model. . .[/quote]Just like a woman can be replaced because she can't cook (rolling eyes) a man can be replaced because he is broke or can't Bleep. Do we need to get grungy really?
Romance › Re: What Would U Do If U Find Out The Woman Ur About To Marry Can't Cook At All? by MrsChima(f): 5:02pm On Mar 14, 2011
chic2pimp:
Every Member of my Fam are Good cooks. We were all brought up that way. I can Pretty much cook any food(all I need is the recipe and wam bam. . . . there it  is) so marrying a Decent Cook is not a priority. However a woman who does not know how to turn on a cooker let alone cook is a different kettle of fish altogether.
That is sensible. Glad THERE ARE SOME matured AND intelligent MEN left. cool
Romance › Re: Romance Section Chat Room I by MrsChima(f): 4:53pm On Mar 14, 2011
Please guys let desist already because you know JAYBEE WILL lock this thread AGAIN and clean up.  

If you guys can't get along or HAVE NOTHING BETTER to say to each other then LEAVE IT BE.  Use the ignore feature if you can't deal with the heat.  People always quick to dish things out but won't take it back the same way.  

I do not know what so special about a dude that many of you may never meet or why it is a big deal in YOUR LIFE.  

I am sure we have better things to FOCUS on than FACELESS chatters.  Seriously.
Romance › Re: Guys! See Green Card Love? (with Pics) by MrsChima(f): 4:49pm On Mar 14, 2011
[quote author=Ileke-IdI link=topic=623368.msg7909535#msg7909535 date=1300117723]angry

Plz, Since we've established that Naija men are God's gift to earth (roll eyez), why not point out a few of their flaws?[/quote]lipsrsealed lipsrsealed lipsrsealed lipsrsealed lipsrsealed lipsrsealed grin grin grin grin grin grin grin
Romance › Re: Guys! See Green Card Love? (with Pics) by MrsChima(f): 4:49pm On Mar 14, 2011
LMAO@clap her butt to make Hurricane Karina a scene in the Wizard of Oz.   grin grin grin grin cry
Romance › Re: Romance Section Chat Room I by MrsChima(f): 4:45pm On Mar 14, 2011
[quote author=Orton1_0 link=topic=618277.msg7909487#msg7909487 date=1300117430]huh huh[/quote]You miss me suga? cry cry cry kiss kiss kiss
Romance › Re: Romance Section Chat Room I by MrsChima(f): 4:41pm On Mar 14, 2011
Big D Rod (snickering)

I did not know this WAS YOUR THREAD undecided undecided
Romance › Re: Romance Section Chat Room I by MrsChima(f): 4:28pm On Mar 14, 2011
Hisssss. angry embarassed cry
Romance › Re: Romance Section Chat Room I by MrsChima(f): 4:26pm On Mar 14, 2011
You will have to read the threads to see my fans dedicating their time to MISS INDEPENDENT.
Romance › Re: Romance Section Chat Room I by MrsChima(f): 4:23pm On Mar 14, 2011
[size=22pt]I have reached SUPER STAR LEVEL ON NAIRALAND! They have spent the entire "working" day savoring my scents and nectar. It is good to have such loyal fans. Thank you fans! Where would I be without YOU? grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin[/size]

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