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Odunnu:
are you serious about that?he's getting married soon?to a NLndr?
Gist me jor

No.  He is marrying a woman offline he know in London.  Lawd people marrying NAIRALANDERS TOO?  

NA WAHALA OOO

[quote author=eku_bear link=topic=623063.msg7909222#msg7909222 date=1300115434]Maids are cheap in Nigeria, but cost a lot here. Most people upper-middle class and below don't have em.[/quote]Of course they would be cheap in Nigeria.

elettrodad:
@Chima
Pizza. But italian women know how to cook. No matter, and I myself I am good to make pasta.

Of course you will be good at making pasta. If you are Italian, you should be able to make pasta expertly.

We have this nice Italian restaurants in my region and they are not cheap! They make their pasta fresh none of that BOXED SHIT.

[quote author=eku_bear link=topic=623063.msg7909170#msg7909170 date=1300114923]Lol. Eating ordered food all the times will
A) Make you obese
B) cost enormous amounts of money. Unless you are eating cheap-@ss, oily junk Chinese food all the time (no offense intended against Asians. . . just that is the only place I know of you can get meals for really cheap.)

I want to live a long, healthy life without heart disease. I also enjoy having a nice physique, and am not interested in getting fat So eating take out all the time is not an option.[/quote]I had forgot you was African.  Ordered food meaning I request my food order from my maid.  Then again you said that you are in school so you wouldn't know nothing about that.  LMAO@maid cooking cheap chinese food and don't know anything about salads.

LMAO@having a nice physique.   

[quote author=tpiah! link=topic=623368.msg7909006#msg7909006 date=1300113627]why is everybody jealous.[/quote]

[quote author=eku_bear link=topic=623063.msg7909135#msg7909135 date=1300114701]When I graduate, sure, I'll be able to afford one.

But. . . why should I waste my hard-earned money on a woman who doesn't want to learn to cook?

Anyway, isn't a big deal for me. I've never dated a woman before who didn't coo kand have zero interest in women who cannot do this.

BTW, I'm not saying all of them were GREAT cooks (Lord knows that a couple of them, the food they made was barely edible), but they at least put in the effort and tried.

That imo isn't too much to ask for.[/quote]LMAO@why waste my hard earned money for a maid? If you can waste money on other things surely you can waste money on a maid.

[quote author=Ms. Potato link=topic=623063.msg7909028#msg7909028 date=1300113837]LOL! I guess u must be the same like my sister in law, my brother's wife. She dosnt like cooking and doesnt know how to cook either. But I sure do love her work when she handles people's skin. She is a Beautician  

As for me, I actually have no choice because I was raised in a family of cooks where my mom is a baker at night meaning she takes orders and bake cakes, cookis, bread, buns and etc etc. My dad helps my mom to do decoration especially in terms of icing but he is good at CHinese Cuisine. My brother works in a Chinese restaurant as a cook and my sister is a chef in a hotel. So I basically have no choice. I use to find cooking so stressful when I was a teenager and I use to suck badly but whenI grew older, it actually is not bad and its fun!

if Im there, Ill ensure u will love cooking in a week!  [/quote]I didn't say I didn't love cooking. I said I can't boil egg and do not know how to cook. If you was here, you would fall in love with take ordered food and never go back to it again.

Speaking of beautician, people always asked me to do make up on them because they love how I use natural look. I do not believe in clownish look if you seen some of these women with excess and colors that do not match their hue. I always look at the person's hue and then apply the APPROPRIATE colors to the skin hue. You do know that every red hue skin is not the same? That why make up companies are designing spectrums within the make up. Like for example, light, medium, and dark in every color shade because they realize everyone skin tone is not the same.

Getting back to the topic,

LMAO@men thinking women who have maids are lazy and feminist. You can do that when you have money.

elettrodad:
Take away is the answer. Or learn yourself how to cook. Or learn together.

What take away you mostly frequent? Chinese? Italian? Indian?

[quote author=eku_bear link=topic=623063.msg7909005#msg7909005 date=1300113626]Smh @ not being able to boil an egg.

I was able to do this at age 5 

How can a grown adult not know how to boil an egg?

More importantly. . . how can a grown adult be too lazy to learn such a simple task? When cell phones first came out, you learned how to send text messages right? So why can't you learn how to cook? 

A lot of this is laziness/misguided feminism/"I'm too good or important to learn this" etc.

Cooking ain't rocket science.[/quote]I take it you can't afford a maid huh?

Attention:

I would pay any GAY DUDE to perform sexual favors for a very UGLY YORUBA wanna be pimpette in Lagos.

The money is not an issue and let me know if you prefer USD or Naira.

Ms. Potato,

All I do is order what I want and my maid does the rest. It is the blessing I have to be able to do that. I am sure the men would prefer their wives to cook for them because they grew up watching their mothers cooked for their pimps fathers.

Inkie said it best MOST GUYS tend to pick women based on their mother GOOD OR BAD.

He wanted to show how good he looks. (snickering and laughing out loud)

[size=22pt]Get a job.  Poverty in Lagos IS NOT THAT BAD. [/size]  Go rob a white tourist.
You are not SKINNY BY CHOICE. You have FOOD SHORTAGE. Sucks.

I have a maid.

I do not know how to cook MISSY!

LMAO@men healing faster from a heartbreak.  

LMAO@cooking being a requirement to get some condo for the ladies.

[quote author=Ms. Potato link=topic=623368.msg7908856#msg7908856 date=1300112265]OH DAMN! I wonder how he go chop toto? [/quote]That is what the short guys are skilled at is chop chop toto.

I guess she didn't check for the GREEN CARD PRIOR the hookup huh?  

Odunnu,

You know that MOST online relationships are just a talker.  I don't think there were anything real on everybody part. 

People just talking and throwing fun around.  Some people took it serious when it shouldn't and some people didn't take it serious. 

Some people are still waiting to get someone.

Odunnu:
Could we please drop religion here and do a bit of romance?
Ehen, who is marrying MzDark now I notice she's single again.
Who is doing Omolola now, apparently Elguapo is too limp for her?
Is Koolchicco stil doing myGoldie (goldieluks)?
Whats happening btw Jaybee and MsChima they rarely make luv online again?
How come Rokiatu wont give Born2fuck what he's been spamming the forum for?
When will Tpiah finally let a NLndr enjoy her?
Oya, let the romance begin.

Well suga,

Jaybee is tying down and he is focusing on his wedding in a few months. Our love affair is officially over. He will be missed. NOT.

adagz 01:
D.E.A.T.Hsee me c wahala o,i ask a question and u,r still replying with same question

You still shitting on yourself? That is an early sign of death when you have uncontrollable bowel movements. Don't fight it dude.

Tosinville:
^^^^Lmao!, thats Mrs.Chima for you

That your momma for ya.

Brite02:
Jon Bee- take it easy my man
*i feel you*

Did you really "feel" him?

[quote author=Jon.Bee link=topic=621913.msg7907154#msg7907154 date=1300094644]THE RE-EDUCATION OF MRS CHIMA
@Mrs chimpa

LESSON 1: You've lost it, so you start fantasizing about a monster di.ck, thiking perhaps it will bring you some satisfaction. Sorry but no sorry to bust your bubble, you are on a long thing.
IF perhap you are able to hook up with some homeless dude with a double digit schlong, guess what? Your uninformed head is gonna grapple with
the baggages that come with it due to surface area to volume ratio. Let me break it for you tweedle dum. You will have crisis on your hand, what you get at best is half done noodle (hello! weak erection, failure to lunch, prem. Ejac). You will spend the rest of your miserable existence giving 'head' to a lifeless di.ck.

LESSON 2: Monster di.ck is cool to show off in the locker room, pleasing to look at perhaps help you to a career in the indecency industry. But au contraire, it is almost dysfuctional for sex. (it's called pros & cons)
iF you are lucky to have a semi-cooked noodle, you'll still have following to contend with:
-gut wrenching pain due bumping of the cervix
-painful coitus as a result of bruises (I know you are loose canyon but are also into pain)
-erectile dysfunction which will variably make you spend all your food stamp on viagra.

LESSON 3: Don't hang urself yet, there's hope. With a great guy who is skilled in the art of lovemaking, all your misgivings is lessened (esp. with the object of your dissatisfaction i.e small di.ck). So, you might really not need an upgrade
BTW, the average vag.ina canal is 'bout 4'' with Gspot at situated 2'' from the entrance (so a nice lick, a deft finger & a good grind should get you off, anytime)

Since I care so much about you; I wish you luck in your quest for a white dude (trailer trash, I mean) to take care of your broke a.as
In the meantime; go get yourselve a stitch[/quote]I see you still PISSED about white men BEING better THAN YOU HUH? Not my problem. You took NINE HOURS TO WRITE THIS shit just to tell me to THINK ABOUT IT? I see you had to think about what it is YOU ATTEMPTED TO SAY.

Guess what? Since you care so much.

NOT EVERYBODY WANTS SHORT MEN and NOT ALL SHORT MEN HAVE CUCUMBERS as a chick said.

Tall men are desired.

Take nine hours to soak it in and let your nutriders choke on it.

roymary:
In her case, punni rejuvenation would not be helpful, she should just stitch up the entire hole. No cock deserves the humiliation of penetrating such eyesore she calls cunnt.

I see you STILL bitching in anger LET IT GO. How is the cli.toris penis? Still having Erectile Dysfunction?

Tosinville:
For real MRS.CHIMA is the only married and senseless lady i found on here who speaking before reasoning.

Like i said earlier, if every women across the globe reasons like her then i'll turn to be a gay.

You should take that job offer Reality extended to you. You wouldn't be worrying ABOUT MR. CHIMA OR MRS. CHIMA so much. This obsession is not HEALTHY.

Omolola1:
Does it matter? @ OP

Exactly. It matters to him though sista. Some people need validation from others to feel good and low self esteem is a biatch for most. Hmm. Confidence is not universal you know.

I can't boil eggs. I am a terrible cook! Oh well! Sue me!

I can see the headlines!  

I will reserve my comments and big you lovelies a good night.   It is my bedtime!