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You are wrong sis! You had me rolling! I am still laughing at "can't help who you fall in love with". Ewwwww! Can you imagine you falling in love with your cousin or grandaddy?

(giving myself a thought exorcism)

[quote author=D-sense link=topic=602700.msg7721747#msg7721747 date=1297569035]HAHAHAHAH . . . .i KNOW YOU ARE CRAVING TO MEET THE SUPER POWER . . , NO way,My superpower got nothing to do with your lil dot . . [/quote]Hmm. I am suppose to have a lil dot. DUh. I suggest you stop meeting women with big super powers. I worries about you sometimes.

Girl, you are not missing anything. ^^^^ Same bullshit different day. You hear me?

Leave it to DICKHEAD to think nothing women do is reasonable.

[quote author=D-sense link=topic=602700.msg7721708#msg7721708 date=1297567710]Say Hi to it . . . .I got to do something else

MzD . . . Tell me when you gonna stop taking Cannabis? [/quote]What the matter? You realize how small your junior is? My bad. I would say hello to Junior, but I would have to find it first.

I think OP is a woman ^^^^^^

(opening legs) Right here.

You don't know what love is. Is it lights out yet?

Gorillas in Nigeria?

Oh! I take that back. Dsense, how is your banana pie?

I hate you.

African couples divorce over a meal?  Smh.  Wives get beat for serving cereal?  Da hell? 

What's his family have to do with me serving my husband cheerios and cold milk? What is it with you and family meetings?

L.Reed, you know what this negro talking about? The family meeting consists of what?

I married him because of the third l----------


You almost got me! Yes, I married him for the yams.

Dsense don't like me. He said I am a lesbo who smell like tropical shit. He hurts me so bad. I am distraught and discombobulated.

L.Reed, I thank you for being the ONLY MALE THAT stood up for me. I thought I could count on Dsense and Reality. I see I am being misguided.

Hisssssssssss.

Idowuogbo:
woow . the same people always start drama , mehn we nid pastor to cleanse all romance threads
u cant open a romance thread without drama jeeeez

@op
u d only one wiv dat problem , y u cringing its not like u saw her eating worms

I am innocent! I was only teasing Dsense! Dang! (stomping off thread and knocks over a yam vase)

[quote author=D-sense link=topic=602700.msg7721436#msg7721436 date=1297558806]Have you cooked for him today . . . .Jobless wifey.[/quote]My baby ate some cheerios with cold milk.  I hate you Dsense!  You made me spit my OJ out and I am still laughing.   

[quote author=Lord_Reed link=topic=602700.msg7721306#msg7721306 date=1297556627]Mrs.C!!! Where the heck did you learn that word from? See why I say you're too nigerian?[/quote]My husband isn't the only Nigerian I know suga.  I was hanging around Nigerians waaay before I met my husband.  I know enough.   One thing I can say though, when I go to any of my Nigerian friends' house that I will be eating two things:  Yams or FUFU or Peppered soup or garri with Jasmine rice.  I must say this NOT everybody's dishes are edible.

Hey L.Reed! How you be?

If I was indeed a lesbo, YOU WOULDN'T BE pounding the toto you got right now or had.

[quote author=D-sense link=topic=603036.msg7721148#msg7721148 date=1297554470]Sick duck,
I got digital phone
btw you can ask Annwhite if imma gay or straight . . . . . She can tell better . . .I'm sure you guys just wanna have my . . . .
And that will never happen ,[size=2pt]except Annawhite says no prb [/size][/quote]We don't want that shriveled up, dried up, flaccid, and impotent thing you call a kini.

Tosinville:
I support the ladies 100% on diz one, guys lets be sincere ladies are really trying in marriage.

[size=44pt]FAINTED![/size] I see somebody got some last night!

My cellphone can't call your analog telephone Dsense. That was Mr. Cock calling you.

[quote author=MzD@rkSkin link=topic=603036.msg7721116#msg7721116 date=1297554120][color=teal]D-Sense seriously stop!!!!!!!!  
you need to be defending your wifey instead of thinking about my 190[/color][/quote]What did I tell you? Dsense is gay.

It has been confirmed Dsense is a minute man. Please refer to the white stain on my nyansh.

[quote author=D-sense link=topic=603036.msg7721093#msg7721093 date=1297553879][size=30pt]My wife do kill am [/size]

Mrs china,
Nothing like original will never come outta your loosing mouth
Chinese are known of fake . . .  .So you are. [/quote]Fake punny?  You should know.    What color is your pocket sized one?  Glow in dark blue?  You need that extra light when they turn the lights off.  

Is that why men always smell shitty? Hmm. Dsense, you got something on your pants leg.

[quote author=D-sense link=topic=603036.msg7721044#msg7721044 date=1297553072]Tropical Sick duck. Are you done with your bullshitt . . . .  .You are high on Cannabis again . . . Chai hmmmm

MzD,
Who's your boyfriend you calling on?[/quote]You had some tropical duck between my legs last night. I won't tell Annawhite.

Reality,

You dissing your fellow Igbo brother? Let me tell Mama Chike on your arse! For your information, my husband got more than five dollars in his wallet!


You are right Dsense is a scammer. He just sent me an email talking about he need five bushel of spinach and 20k USD because his iron is low.

She went to jail for stealing five dollars? I could have gave you five dollars!

I see Dsense is awaken from his drunken stupor.

Your wife must be on the rag huh?

koolchicco:
Oh well, me likey. . .Kinda!