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Romance › Re: Ladies Night Out: No Men Allowed. by MrsChima(op): 4:46pm On Feb 11, 2011
No. You bite me! Bite my ENTIRE YNAYSH! tongue tongue tongue tongue
Romance › Re: Ladies Night Out: No Men Allowed. by MrsChima(op): 4:34pm On Feb 11, 2011
jay bee:
DUH
didn't u see the love-vendor qualifier? U high again or something
Most American pimps I see on TV wear coloured suits (Don't quote me)
SMH tongue tongue tongue
Correction: Gay PIMPS were colored suits. The real pimps wear black, dark blue, or charcoal gray suits.
Romance › Re: Ladies Night Out: No Men Allowed. by MrsChima(op): 4:18pm On Feb 11, 2011
Yeah! You AFRICAN! ONLY an African man would wear some MULTI-COLORED suit! Yall be thinking yall FIOOOONE.

I seen a brother from Congo wearing some green socks, black OPEN TOED sandals, orange pants, and hot blue shirt! He was wearing this tinted shades with a diamond in one ear. I asked the brother, "are you color blind?"

He asked me why. I told him that Halloween is 8 months away. He responded saying that this AFRICAN STYLE. I responded, "Too bad it won't be on GQ".
Romance › Re: Nigerians: Would You Marry Another West African? by MrsChima(f): 4:12pm On Feb 11, 2011
Yawns. I will stick with Igbo men.
Romance › Re: Ladies Night Out: No Men Allowed. by MrsChima(op): 4:11pm On Feb 11, 2011
I will be in the cut collecting my dollars Igbo style! grin
Romance › Re: Ladies Night Out: No Men Allowed. by MrsChima(op): 3:49pm On Feb 11, 2011
You wanna see men strip? Sure! We welcome in closet gays.
Romance › Re: Ladies Night Out: No Men Allowed. by MrsChima(op): 3:31pm On Feb 11, 2011
Bring your push up dick because the ladies need to see something bigger than THAT you are showing.
Romance › Re: Women Should Never Call Men Dogs Again! by MrsChima(f): 3:28pm On Feb 11, 2011
I see the dog pound hasn't arrive! angry angry angry
Romance › Re: Ladies Night Out: No Men Allowed. by MrsChima(op): 3:21pm On Feb 11, 2011
hissss!
Romance › Re: A Special Valentine Party For Nairalanders . . . : From Mr And Mrs D-sense. by MrsChima(f): 3:11pm On Feb 11, 2011
undecided undecided undecided undecided undecided undecided undecided undecided undecided undecided undecided undecided undecided undecided
Romance › Re: If You Are Not Ready For Marriage, Don't Go Into A Relationship by MrsChima(f): 3:11pm On Feb 11, 2011
Girl! This white man gon make me cuss his arse out! But work is going good. It is cold in my area! Brrrr!
Romance › Re: Women Should Never Call Men Dogs Again! by MrsChima(f): 3:05pm On Feb 11, 2011
(calling the dog pound)

Dog pound: Nigeria Dog Pound, how may I help you?
Mrs. Chima: Yes, sir!  I have found a saint bernard roaming my compound and he is looking mighty rabid.  What should I do?
Dog pound: Can you describe the dog mam?  I have an old woman crying that her husband escaped wearing a leash.
Mrs. Chima: Really?  Aww damn!  Let me see!  (looking out the window) Hello?  
Dog Poud: Yes mam,
Mrs. Chima: He is black, ugly, and maimed really bad.
Dog Pound: Okay mam, we are on our way.  Thanks for calling us.
Mrs. Chima: You are welcome suga and please hurry.  He is hunching my roses!  Lawd!

(shouting out the window)

Mrs. Chima:  Sir?  I am sorry.  I was telling my baby Altreides to stop beating on the dog.  
Dog Pound:  No problem mam!  What is the address?
Mrs. Chima:  I am behind Mr. Bigs on Alamo Road.  Please hurry!

(end of ACT 1)
Romance › Re: A Special Valentine Party For Nairalanders . . . : From Mr And Mrs D-sense. by MrsChima(f): 2:55pm On Feb 11, 2011
(farting and burping)

Hey sis! How you be?
Romance › Re: Ladies Night Out: No Men Allowed. by MrsChima(op): 2:54pm On Feb 11, 2011
Hey Sis! How you be?
Romance › Re: Nigerians: Would You Marry Another West African? by MrsChima(f): 2:52pm On Feb 11, 2011
Hater! angry angry angry
Romance › Re: Why Ist It Normal In A Relationship: by MrsChima(f): 2:48pm On Feb 11, 2011
[quote author=Mr, Cork link=topic=601012.msg7705328#msg7705328 date=1297349387] bro, forget that chick mennnn.

she a time waster and she aint even gonna giv u punny angry
[/quote]Shattap dia! Cock blocker! You right though, he is wasting his time! He better off conversing with a hooker. They are so much easier. wink
Romance › Re: Ladies Night Out: No Men Allowed. by MrsChima(op): 2:44pm On Feb 11, 2011
You just mad because you ARE NOT THE ATTENTION. Get over it. Better yet go trot your arse over to the politic section. They need you.
Romance › Re: Ladies Night Out: No Men Allowed. by MrsChima(op): 7:38am On Feb 11, 2011
We are still trying to dismantle the dogs that keep coming in this mofo! angry angry angry
Romance › Re: Why Do Men Asked For This? by MrsChima(op): 7:37am On Feb 11, 2011
Hissssss.
Romance › Re: Nigerians: Would You Marry Another West African? by MrsChima(f): 7:19am On Feb 11, 2011
Suspenders? What am I going to do with that? Floss?
Romance › Why Do Men Asked For This? by MrsChima(op): 7:17am On Feb 11, 2011
Why do men asked for their women to dress sexy when it time for bed and then after five seconds of looking at the woman. She is completely naked. What is the point of lingerie or sexy outfits if IT WON'T STAY ON LONG?

Are you men turned on by the FABRIC AND SHINY COLORS? huh
Romance › Re: Nigerians: Would You Marry Another West African? by MrsChima(f): 7:10am On Feb 11, 2011
jay bee:
most def rumble in the bathroom shocked shocked shocked shocked
I hope he plans to top it up with some bubbles embarassed embarassed
Nawl! Bubbles are to messy! It get in the way! I mean I like to be able to explore without slippery all over the place. embarassed embarassed

I went to Victoria's Discretions and picked out something nice to sleep in and watch a movie.
Romance › Re: Could Marriage Be An Achievement? by MrsChima(f): 6:14am On Feb 11, 2011
dady2011:
Yes and No depending on where you live:

in the West - Marriage is mostly considered old fashion by many, a contract that put restriction on the couple. if you divorce (so easy to divorce), everything you have (house, property, money, business, debt etc) is shared equally at 50% between the two of you. if you have Children, she gets custody and he is on the hook for paying child support until they are 18. He will most likely live the house (if they buy one - it does not matter who actually pays for the house). Her boy friend may decide to move in to the house with the children there. Some of this Children may be abuse by her boyfriend, drop out of school, do drug, end in prison, or in a street gang etc. And finally, she can call the Police on him and have him arrested and put in jail if he sleep with her without her consent.

You do know that CHILDREN WHO ARE FROM A WELL TO DO family with BOTH PARENTS are most likely to BE bleeped UP. The kid who shot up the school in Columbine Colorado was white and HAD BOTH PARENTS. The guy who shot a white senator and a white girl in a public event and HAD BOTH PARENTS.


In Nigeria: - Marriage is considered an achievement to some degree. if you divorce (not common), everything you have (house, property, money, business, debt etc) is not shared equally between the two of you. He will most likely take every thing and she get nothing unless those things/money that she has to her name. if you have Children, he gets custody and look after the children. She will most likely live the house (if they build one - it does not matter if he used her money to build it). His girl friend may decide to move in to the house with the children there. Some of this Children may not be treated fairly by the new woman. and finally, she can not call police on him and put him in jail if he sleep with her without her consent.

THAT SAD and I see why the women running to the white men. I have a question, you said that the children are raised by the father after the divorce and the girlfriend or the ho move in to take care of the children. BUT WHY ARE THERE SO MANY CRIMINAL ACTIVITIES IN NIGERIA? Who fault is that? It is clearly not the mother since she is left with nothing. Let me remind you, Nigeria is not in the WEST.
Romance › Re: Nigerians: Would You Marry Another West African? by MrsChima(f): 6:06am On Feb 11, 2011
I saw some candles and something red. I wonder what my husband got planned.
Romance › Re: Nigerians: Would You Marry Another West African? by MrsChima(f): 6:05am On Feb 11, 2011
Half Igbo and what?
Romance › Re: Ladies Night Out: No Men Allowed. by MrsChima(op): 5:16am On Feb 11, 2011
You just mad because you won't get to tip the male strippers.
Romance › Re: Nigerians: Would You Marry Another West African? by MrsChima(f): 5:15am On Feb 11, 2011
You just mad cos Igbo men rocks!
Romance › Re: Nigerians: Would You Marry Another West African? by MrsChima(f): 3:49am On Feb 11, 2011
Even Yoruba chicks crossing over to the Igbo men.

The richest man in Nigeria is IGBO.
Romance › Re: Ladies Night Out: No Men Allowed. by MrsChima(op): 3:47am On Feb 11, 2011
You are next! (filing teeth) grin
Romance › Re: Nigerians: Would You Marry Another West African? by MrsChima(f): 3:33am On Feb 11, 2011
Actually Black American men are stronger in bed, but that a different thread! grin grin tongue

Igbo men are smarter and successful!
Romance › Re: Every Girl Has A Price by MrsChima(f): 3:32am On Feb 11, 2011
(sends Mr. cock back to Charm school so he can be a proper lady)

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