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RomanceRe: Pretty Nigerian Girl With A White Man by MrsChima1(f): 1:50am On Mar 17, 2011
chic2pimp:
Well, white people(both sexes) are treated like deities in nigeria too. May be not sexual Deities but deities nonetheless. As for the white/mixed race baby thingy that is also on the rise.
I have seen that in Nigeria. I will never forget that time when I was the market and this white lady who was looking at some merchandises. The shop keeper was "Yes Mam", "No mam", and "what can I do for you mam?". The white lady had some stuff she bought from another shop and the shop keeper offered to hold her bags while she shop around. I was saying to myself this is good customer service. Now here is the killer, a Nigerian woman came in looking at the same merchandises and she look exactly like the white lady all dressed up nicely and presentable the shop keeper immediately came to her shouting "what do you want?" I am like oh my goodness. The shop keeper and the lady was speaking in their native tongue and it got violative that the white lady was like she is leaving. The shop keeper running after her begging her to come back and she sorry for the behavior.

I left so disgusted that I was like them oyinbos really got a hold on the mentality.
RomanceRe: Black And White! by MrsChima1(f): 1:37am On Mar 17, 2011
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RomanceRe: Black And White! by MrsChima1(f): 1:34am On Mar 17, 2011
huh huh huh huh huh huh huh huh huh huh
RomanceRe: Pretty Nigerian Girl With A White Man by MrsChima1(f): 8:11pm On Mar 16, 2011
amefi:
until alternate hypothesis is formulated, evaluated, implemented and then put forward as a theory, the blind nature of love still stands. Cheers.
It is okay if you want to date interracially. Cheers. If your wife slept with another man I bet you won't be saying "LOVE IS BLIND". cool
RomanceRe: Married by MrsChima1(f): 8:07pm On Mar 16, 2011
Did you say a quickie? Why am I not surprised? I don't speak for all wives but I am sure most of the wives will attest to this.

Communication

Women are natural communicators and expressors because of our nature. We do not necessarily take both side in retrospective but our good intentions are there. Women can communicate on many levels that requires endurance because we got a million things going in our head compared to men which the mind is literal and monotonic.

We do not necessarily want to talk about everything but if something is brewing or need to be discuss we want to get that out of the way regardless if it violative or not. When men tell the women that she talks to much or she never stops it is because she is trying to communicate with you and you are not listening. Sometimes men assume that woman are out to destroy their man when they trying to handle the situation about talking even when the man said he doesn't want to talk. I know for a fact that an idle mind is the devil's workshop and sometimes before the rolls finish rising the yeasts escape in other words, it may be too late to fix the problem.

Sex

When women tell you that they do not wants to have sex at the particular time you wants to have sex that does not mean that she is "punishing" you. She could be having medical problems or tired. If she repeatedly does it then she has no desire for you sexually unless the doctor orders her not to engage in sexual activities of any kind. It could happen but if you are not sure consult your local doctor.

The woman most pleasurable points on her body is her CLLITORIS AND GSPOT. It is unfortunate SOME women will never experience orgasms so it really falls on the man to make her feel worthy. Take time to caress us, talk to us sweetly, massage our feet and back, and get us ready for the plucking. Make love to our mind first and then our physical body. It will make the loving so magical that you will not get tired of making love wholeheartedly.

We do not mind giving our husbands quickies but what can you give us in return when we want a quickie not necessarily sexual but what about surprising us romantically and not expecting sex in return?

Children/Childbirth

Children are a blessing from God and we sometimes take advantage of the fact that we can produce children but we do not nurture the children as we should or provide for them in a way we should. Wives that are pregnant requires extensive attention because having a baby for nine months can be STRESSFUL and our hormones may be displaced at time. Do not be offended when we shout or make you feel like crap because most likely WE FEELING like crap. During pregnancy, a woman may not desire sex for many reasons and you as the potential father may have to deal with the lack of sex for approximately six months. First trimester is a breeze but going into second trimester and third trimester you will be entering hell on our own risk.

Do not insult us by saying oh well if you wasn't pregnant I wouldn't be Hot uhmm it is not our fault that you couldn't stop throwing up inside us. Give us that respect that we are carrying your child and giving us extra attention is not so bad seeing all you had to do is stick and vomit.
RomanceRe: What Is Your Worse Fear In A Relationship? by MrsChima1(f): 7:28pm On Mar 16, 2011
I works hard for MY MONEY.
RomanceRe: Pretty Nigerian Girl With A White Man by MrsChima1(f): 7:25pm On Mar 16, 2011
REALITY101:
But seriously some ediotic sister are downgradind brothers lately. One of them told me last week that she pref Asian dude
s with small pen1s than some African American brothers with big rod but treats her like piece of sh1t. Lol
See brother you just substrate my previous post about love having conditions because if LOVE IS BLIND then why would she specified which man she will sleep with regardless if the guy is a piece of poo or not?   Exactly. 

Not all black men have LARGE RODS either.
RomanceRe: Snake Dies After Biting A Model's Breast: Wetin Women Dey Carry 4 Breast: by MrsChima1(f): 7:23pm On Mar 16, 2011
Hey baby! I am making preparations now. The burial will be soon.
RomanceRe: What Is Your Worse Fear In A Relationship? by MrsChima1(f): 7:22pm On Mar 16, 2011
I haven't really thought about it. I guess the day he stops working then start begging me for my money.
RomanceRe: Pretty Nigerian Girl With A White Man by MrsChima1(f): 7:21pm On Mar 16, 2011
amefi:
Love they say is blind and so doesnt see colours let alone recognises race. Anywhere, it leads you go my sister as long as is built on absolute trust, fidelity, honesty, unclothedness, tolerance and chemistry. Dont allow parental influence to desuade you from fulfilling your heart desires, because it might do you more harm than good. Just follow your heart, and it shall be well with you and your chosen man. Cheers.
Even love has conditions. We all have a preference of what we prefer in a mate or life. So the theory of Love being blind is invalid therefore an alternate hypothesis is needed to evaluate.
RomanceRe: What Is Your Worse Fear In A Relationship? by MrsChima1(f): 7:17pm On Mar 16, 2011
Uhmmm Rokiatu suga? You okay suga? shocked shocked shocked
RomanceRe: Pretty Nigerian Girl With A White Man by MrsChima1(f): 7:16pm On Mar 16, 2011
elettrodad:
@Mrs. Chima
In Italy when a woman cooks for a man she gives him a sign of love. .

@Ink
It will not be so soon. You can sleep, no worry  kiss
What you want my breast milk or something? You are telling me this because?
RomanceRe: Snake Dies After Biting A Model's Breast: Wetin Women Dey Carry 4 Breast: by MrsChima1(f): 7:11pm On Mar 16, 2011
2buff:
What a way to go lol  cheesy

See irony. poison pass poison. Snake bite you but it's the snake that died from poison. grin
But on a more serious note, all these bosom implant girls sef, are those the same toxic bosoms they plan to use to feed babies? undecided
Hear. Hear.
RomanceRe: Pretty Nigerian Girl With A White Man by MrsChima1(f): 7:09pm On Mar 16, 2011
LMAO@black men lusts for OYINBOS grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin

I hope she meant oyinbo women alone and not the oyinbo men. Then on the second thought, NEVER MIND.
RomanceRe: Pretty Nigerian Girl With A White Man by MrsChima1(f): 7:05pm On Mar 16, 2011
elettrodad:
Not yet married,  and not be married in the next one or two years at least,

And I was just asking somebody to share experiences, but I head to the cookie instead, which was good.
You want some more?
RomanceRe: Pretty Nigerian Girl With A White Man by MrsChima1(f): 6:56pm On Mar 16, 2011
REALITY101:
Thank God I'm from a family that believes in love and not color or race.
Good. Not everybody into interracial dating nor marriage.
RomanceRe: Pretty Nigerian Girl With A White Man by MrsChima1(f): 6:52pm On Mar 16, 2011
elettrodad:
I am a white man, engaged with a black lady and I have a cookie to share with you.
Mrs. Chima gave me some days ago.
You enjoy that black cookie huh white man?

Inkie,

He created a post a while back saying that he is married to a black woman and I responded back saying so you want a cookie? That what he is getting the cookie comment from suga.
RomanceRe: I Think As A Man! by MrsChima1(f): 4:54am On Mar 06, 2011
Aight yall! My husband is wiggling his leg that means somebody finna $$&%$$&***

Good night yall!
RomanceRe: I Think As A Man! by MrsChima1(f): 4:04am On Mar 06, 2011
Yo Mz. Dark!

Tosin reminds me of that villian on Jeeper Creeper 1 and 2
RomanceRe: I Think As A Man! by MrsChima1(f): 4:03am On Mar 06, 2011
That okay Tosin, I got my baby Rokiatu. She is a good lay! wink tongue
RomanceRe: I Think As A Man! by MrsChima1(f): 4:01am On Mar 06, 2011
LMAO@Tosin thinking he a real nigga.

OOh lawd! I am going to run out of tears!
RomanceRe: I Think As A Man! by MrsChima1(f): 3:58am On Mar 06, 2011
[quote author=190: link=topic=617591.msg7854198#msg7854198 date=1299378956][color=deeppink]Hi chima

How are u >>

Hope you gud and how's your husband!!  grin  grin  grin [/color][/quote]I was talking to my husband.  Oh right!  I am supposed to be single.  My bad.  I am doing good and I see you unfortunately still breathing.  Good to hear.
RomanceRe: I Think As A Man! by MrsChima1(f): 3:57am On Mar 06, 2011
[quote author=MzD@rkSkin link=topic=617591.msg7854201#msg7854201 date=1299379056][color=#0066ff]I kno just whenever u get hot or pissed just ignore. [/color][/quote]Girl! We are talking about Tosin cow herding arse! I was told never to get upset or pissed at Down Syndrome patients. It is not cumbersome.

But I hear you though.

I am actually enjoying the Preschool Recital.
RomanceRe: I Think As A Man! by MrsChima1(f): 3:34am On Mar 06, 2011
[quote author=MzD@rkSkin link=topic=617591.msg7854191#msg7854191 date=1299378815][color=#0066ff]@Chima please ignore it all![/color][/quote]Sis!  I am serious!  I really wanna know for real though cos this is interesting.
RomanceRe: I Think As A Man! by MrsChima1(f): 3:30am On Mar 06, 2011
xxTosinvillexx:
Eve
I don't even have your time anymore, you're here typin shitt while Mr.chima is right there hungry.
You know what I just thought of this. You are not the only one that have said that wife should go cook for their husbands. A quite few of you boys have said the same thing and I wonder if the wives do not cook do you guys just sit there and wait? Seriously? Do you just sit there and hear your stomach rumbling while the wife decides if she going to cook or not?

I am being serious because I can't believe a man would sit there and WAIT to be fed.
RomanceRe: I Think As A Man! by MrsChima1(f): 3:22am On Mar 06, 2011
xxTosinvillexx:
Eve
I don't even have your time anymore, you're here typin shitt while Mr.chima is right there hungry.
According to CHRONIC online daters, I am not suppose to have a husband. So whom am I cooking for if I don't have a husband according to the COD?
RomanceRe: I Think As A Man! by MrsChima1(f): 3:02am On Mar 06, 2011
Why are you calling your nuts?
RomanceRe: I Think As A Man! by MrsChima1(f): 2:18am On Mar 06, 2011
xxTosinvillexx:
Advocator
Yeah! i see thats why i said Mrdarkskin is gonna be my wife, her way of life is so easy lol


As for Eve, don't mind whatever she says, i know how to handle her, she's my long time friend lol
You wish.
RomanceRe: I Think As A Man! by MrsChima1(f): 2:12am On Mar 06, 2011
Advocator:
Tosin, you shouldn't have apologized to this creature, ignoring her would have worked best.

Now tosin, do you see the difference between mrsdarkskin & the rest! She came here took your apology in a nice way and let all slide.
Go suck a knife and marinate to death.
RomanceRe: I Think As A Man! by MrsChima1(f): 2:11am On Mar 06, 2011
Vomits. I just shuddered.

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