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Aight VEX! I gotta clock out! It feel good to be working!

You will find someone to talk to you on Facebook. Give raggy time she or he types slow. She or he prolly trying to find the @ button.

Have a wonderful night suga!

Good night!

All night?  It is barely evening!!!   

Why are you UP ALL NIGHT?   


I saw that Rokiatu!

vertexroya:
you play too rough

You can pay her or him better attention than that Vex! You let me down! Now I was over here rooting for you a Nairaland lover and potentially Nairaland marriage! Now you done messed up!

Let me talk to Mr. Cock about training you to be a mack daddy! Just steer from his lower torso area, he supposedly got a 17 inches badonkey. [size=4pt]You didn't hear that from me[/size]

(laughing harder)  OOoh lawd! Help me! (laughing and dancing like I am in church)

Awwww. You want some medical assistance?

You know in some states once a baby reached surfactant stage that is considered partial birth abortion. Some states are strict on partial birth abortions than the first trimester abortion. The first trimester abortions are done through a procedure called D and C. The term nurses call the "bone crusher".

LMAO@married my uncle for his money! Why is that funny to me?! OOh lawd!

(laughing and hitting the table)

Got that Raggy?  Need some paper? Crayon? A gun?

Vex,

You like fat and ugly chicks don'tcha?  If you don't then focus your attention on Rokiatu then.  You will do better.  


Self secured and successful women with jobs do not spend their free time focusing on the whereabouts and prognosis of OTHER WOMEN. Unless they are lesbians, Yikes!

What you type 1 WPM? Can you please email the FULL WATCHDOG report to my private box. There is no need to derail the poor guy's thread.

Vex, can you pay this person with rag in the name some attention. Loneliness is not good for that one. Send her or him a paid airline ticket for a weekend with you!

Please do not let me down! I am counting on you to dust the cobweb from the nuts or crevices!

If you need help flying him or her out I got five on it!

What is this I am seeing?

roymary:
A world wthout men like my uncle, would leave Mrs Chima forever single.

You actually think I HAVE ISSUES WITH GETTING MEN? Chile, you have no idea! LMAO! If Mr. Chima wasn't available. I would have been Mrs. Chinwe or Mrs. Iwu!

[quote author=Orton1_0 link=topic=592573.msg7618301#msg7618301 date=1296186146]You wish.
****To ALL NL ladies****including You, Yes You!!!****

If All men meet & decide to fash/leave NL dis minute,

Who would make you feel overated?

Get your juices flowing? ONLINE?

Put 'em smiles on your lil' faces? Those are not smiles suga.  They are "what the hell is wrong with this fool?" smiles.

Spell Check your ev'post?

Go wifout a profile pic?

Hide 'em pathetic email ad of yours?

would y'all Photoshop 'em lil' faces y'all managed to take from lucky angle?

Or switch accounts to suit your PMSs?? laughing

take off 'em pant*****rs before sex

lmfao.



*****escapes via the back door******[/quote]

ragdollz:
Hmmn well MZChima better to be a watchdog than a randy old biotch running lose on the .">www . Married my pretty little left foot!!

Loneliness is something else huh?

Rokiatu! I said I was sorry! Okay! Fine! (rolling eyes)

Vex, don't worry she will come around! Just carry the IPAD around. Hee Hee!

Well, she is on vacation at this time. Mrs. Chima is on duty.


Have you seen a movie called "The Hard Truth"? An unidentified person took a hidden camera inside one of the abortion clinic posing as a medical official. The video documented a real live abortion and all you can hear is a baby crying for a longer period of time. After the doctor crushed the baby's skull, you will hear nothing but breathing of the mother and reassurance of the doctor.

The video is very bloody and you will see the fetus maimed body parts next to a dime.

Look who the cat dragged back in!

rokiatu:
Worst advice I've heard in my life time

Hee hee heffa!

ragdollz:
MzChima, no, not everybody else DO (gosh, your grammar is tres poor). I log in periodically, any time of day. And you are ALWAYS somewhere making an azz of yourself. I know loads of married ladies and they hardly even have time to update their FB status not to talk of yapping on a Nigerian forum at all hours. U sure u aint neglecting your "husband"?

Okay. Thanks for the updated Watchdog report. Yawns.


Vex,

You chasing Rokiatu now?  I sorry Rokiatu!  

[quote author=Orton1_0 link=topic=592573.msg7618235#msg7618235 date=1296184863]*****Imagining a world wifout Mrs Chima Women********
Vat means no Se.x  

******Contemplating*******[/quote]If I leave this world for a better world.  Who would you have to antagonize you and make you think above the level of which you are not accustomed to?  Who would you men call man hater and get all riled up against?  

Just face it, I am the energy in your veins!  

There is nothing wrong with having another boyfriend if you are not married.

Sis, not everybody blessed with intelligence.

Orton,

I will keep asking because you haven't answered my question!!!

What you want to know what Mrs. Eve will think of abortion?

Of course, you would think I am a man hating when I am talking about your SPECIES. Duh!

Now back to Vex,

We already decided when we married each other.    You too can find your better half and there will always be jealous people who will throw salt in your eye.  Just focus on the prize suga.

You know Rokiatu is a lovely girl.  (running off the thread)

You gotta be mighty dunce to think I SPEND ALL DAY ON NAIRALAND.


I guess cos you do everybody else do huh?

You know what sis?  I would say if we had DECENT MEN maybe the women can coexist with them. But, that is a very FEW decent men left in this world and all women want is RESPECT and understanding.  

But nawl, we gotta be bitches cos we speak our mind and don't put up with SCUM RIDDEN SHIT.

No mam! I love my baby too much! I wouldn't dare leave Mr. Chima for no online kondo!

I got a GOOD MAN! SHIIID!

Oh lawd!  Yall done pissed Mz Dark off!  Nawl, sis I hear ya!  I ain't madatcha!  

Yes, what the world would be like if there was no begging men like Vex?  I mean men always running behind women just begging and hollering out "flash your titties", "take off your pantyliners", "can I have some of that juicy nyash?".  

Imagine THE WORLD WITHOUT all of that ladies!   Wouldn't that be PEACEFUL and quiet?

rokiatu:
Just stick to the rules no flirting.

[size=3pt]Unless you wanna weaken then and put them on our side.[/size]

Hmm. That is a tall order but worth a try!

I thought you wanted me to leave you alone? Couldn't resist this MIGHTY CHIMA HUH?

One you need me to cook you a southern meal that will surely fatten ya up.

Greens, Cornbread, mac and cheese, candied yams, BBQ chicken, peach cobbler, corn on cob with honey glaze, and freshly squeezed lemonade.

My husband getting up there. I like my meat plump and sturdy.

What the different between Mrs. Eve and Mrs. Chima?

Girl, he thank he slick. He trying to dissuade the feud. He just don't know girl!