It's Friday, Nairaland babes subscribe for a weekend in my house in Victoria Island.
make sure you post you real picture because I can disqualify you on first sight.

You don start again with this your pretenses wey dey cause problem,
I don talk my own now, all of una dey play holly mary.
I need a real gurl not a fake on, one who knows what she wants and can go for it,
I've made the first move, so don't be shy.

Why am I texting all my girlfriends telling them be warnED of a love-vendor in VICTORIA ISLAND?

;DMrs. Chima, you again? how come you don't want to leave me alone?
Pls I beg you, I'm serious here am not a woman hater.

Uhmm. You posted a thread and I responded. You can be left alone trust.

How abt Vertex post his own picture if he want to see other people pics

I kind of like the love vendor part though sounds niz

rokiatu:

How abt Vertex post his own picture if he want to see other people pics

You just had to asked him that while I am eating my cheerios!  

He can't be dat bad

Rokiatu my pix is up now, you can check it.

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Are you Igbo? Yeah, you in Nigeria. I see that window.

vertexroya:

Rokiatu my pix is up now, you can check it.

So you are actually a guy? and u have been bashing us all this while? I actually thought you were a girl. I swear to God I will roast your nuts

anyway back to ya pic. Nice one my friend, not bad at all.

tpia*:

you just need a little more food in your stomach and you're good to go.

Some peeps are naturally slim lol

LOL Mrs. Chima speak to me and you'll find out

Nawl, he didn't make me vomit. That a good thing. He just need a lil touch up here and there he will be manageable.

Nawl, he didn't make me vomit. That a good thing. He just need a lil touch up here and there he will be manageable.

[size=14pt]Mrs Chima, you make me laugh, which one bi lil touch here and there?[/size]

I thought you wanted me to leave you alone? Couldn't resist this MIGHTY CHIMA HUH?

One you need me to cook you a southern meal that will surely fatten ya up.

Greens, Cornbread, mac and cheese, candied yams, BBQ chicken, peach cobbler, corn on cob with honey glaze, and freshly squeezed lemonade.

My husband getting up there. I like my meat plump and sturdy.

So delicious, can't wait to taste it

Mrs Chima, are you gonna leave your husband for him?

No mam! I love my baby too much! I wouldn't dare leave Mr. Chima for no online kondo!

I got a GOOD MAN! SHIIID!

I'll leave both of you to decide.

Hmm good man indeed who allows you to make a nuisance on NL 24/7, day and night. Na waaaaa!

You gotta be mighty dunce to think I SPEND ALL DAY ON NAIRALAND.


I guess cos you do everybody else do huh?

Pls people no fighting

Now back to Vex,

We already decided when we married each other.    You too can find your better half and there will always be jealous people who will throw salt in your eye.  Just focus on the prize suga.

You know Rokiatu is a lovely girl.  (running off the thread)

Did u ask me whether I was single? Do not let me knock ur head jor

There is nothing wrong with having another boyfriend if you are not married.

[size=14pt]Rokiatu I like your peace treaty act, keep it up [/size]

MzChima, no, not everybody else DO (gosh, your grammar is tres poor). I log in periodically, any time of day. And you are ALWAYS somewhere making an azz of yourself. I know loads of married ladies and they hardly even have time to update their FB status not to talk of yapping on a Nigerian forum at all hours. U sure u aint neglecting ur "husband"?

Mrs, Chima:

There is nothing wrong with having another boyfriend if you are not married.

Worst advice I've heard in my life time

ragdollz:

MzChima, no, not everybody else DO (gosh, your grammar is tres poor). I log in periodically, any time of day. And you are ALWAYS somewhere making an azz of yourself. I know loads of married ladies and they hardly even have time to update their FB status not to talk of yapping on a Nigerian forum at all hours. U sure u aint neglecting your "husband"?

Okay. Thanks for the updated Watchdog report. Yawns.


Vex,

You chasing Rokiatu now?  I sorry Rokiatu!