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Madam ngozi has an idea of a case for the FIRST time. M shocked. Most times all I hv read her say is I HAVEN'T BN BRIEFED.

War Horse: I am shocked that many Nigerian see the question "How was your night?" a problem. I use it a lot and I am yet to come across objections. I fell in love with that question when I heard kenny Rogers' song "She believes in me". In the song, Kenny just came back from a stay-out-late-at-night-and-play-my-song and his lady woke up "and quietly she says how was your night?". Was he expecting Kenny to say he had bad or good fun making---love with his guitar? Why do some Nigerian think rotten all the time?

may be we should stop saying good night :

because not everybody is married!
because not everybody is in good terms with their mate!
because not everybody enjoys s..e..x!
because the word night means s..e..x!
because some literate illiterates are Nigerians

Please, is it also bad ti tell someone "Have a nice night?"

Nice and good, are they synonyms ?- I mean like saying nice food or good food? any thing wrong with that?

I am with you on this one...most nigerians have ISSUES!

LOL! It a non issue to me. How was ur night? Oh it was fine,thank u. No one is asking u for details like oh I slept nnakedd or whatever.
I think the lady was sorta frustrated and snapped or maybe the guy bn eyeing her& she doesn't like the attention.

Some people don't even like a simple HOW ARE U? It demeaning to them So u can't pls everyone. Maybe nigerians at home should just skip all greetings and just ask R U OK? *fry pan to fire*

Personally,when I first moved to the UK I stayed with someone for 5months. We are not related by blood and all,am eternally grateful& I don't mind helping someone else too till they find their feet. Just don't have body odour,don't be rude/mean to my kid and don't steal my stuff..we'd b fine.

WhyAWhy: [size=18pt]Seriously what's the difference between " I married her because of the pregnancy" and " I married her out of pity ". This guy is stupendously silly to elephantine proportions [/size]

My sentiment(s) exactly.

REALITY101: This is actually what I have for him

Hahahahahhaaaa...plus this *middle finger* stupid man...add (ur mother is sick and u need to pay hospital bills) to ur sob story. U will never have,u will keep begging.

@OP u are a disgrace to ur mother! Lazy bones!

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If this guy no receive at least one alert, all of una above dey crase.
Talkatives

LOL. Everybody get him problem,no be unto viewing!

Leadn: I wasn't planning on joining your league

Hahahahahaha...you r too gbaski!

Oh thanks lawyer. I learnt a thing or two. Don't let the comments of idiots get to u. Cheers.

here: Not bad if you want to relax at your home b4 taking off to where you hope to be at least few days and away from everyone.
But I think you have no idea what a good hotel looks like and mostly ones good for vacation or h-moon.
I also think that you assume the baby must be concieved that first meeting.Why do I get the feel you are a vir-gin?
Have you been to a good labor ward in a big hosp?Notice I didnt ask did u enter the delivery(stage 1 or 2). You'll understand there is so much that happens when a life is coming into this world;about concieving at a wrong place,how do you know the curses on the land you/landlord built on?
The real world exists and I suggest you get a compass,learn to use it, and start to make a boat bcz I think you're lost

1million likes!

OMG! What d hell goes on in some people's mind?? @OP pls crawl back into ur cave& spare us ur bbullshitt! And to think some lady would think she's lucky to get married to you. *spits*

shymexx: That's disrespectful - who's this guy?

Asin!!...DISRESPECTFUL! Proper dislike him now

TMI...really silly. Am guessing he has a new chic doing his head in...

Idowuogbo: Wot? U crazieeeee!

that's what everyone thinks

godspeed: my lady,reality is not that simple.how am i suppose to believe at any time T,u only have one male 'friend',even from ur profile i can see two guys following u and that's on nairaland .how about Facebook ?twitter ? just one guy at a time? again reality is not as simple

Hahahahaha...now u r giving me jokes. My dear,u don't have to believe. I really didn't want to say this cos someone is going to feel good for already calling me selfish,but I choose my man. Like I said I know loads of pple,but I choose who I like. M nt saying guys don't come to me,but m very blunt& don't waste pple's time,I even get to introduce them to other chicks. Bottom line still remains I don't like bn asked out. (M hungry now so m off for now)

godspeed: and the truth is there's no particular guy u 'give ur timing,chatting on the phone and all' my guess is there are at least three, possibly more.each guy will fancy his chances and even daydream about getting u

Wrong guess AGAIN...I don't chat with three guys at the same time not even two guys..that's just nt me. the WORST I can do is break up with guy A on d 1st of Jan and start liking /chatting with guy B 3rd of Jan. No time to check time.

godspeed: like i said,this strategy can easily backfire on d guy.i can understand why ladies favour this strategy-have a good guy close by call him friend or whatever but don't give any commitment yet while simultaneously and subterraneanly scan for some better guys.if a better guy comes,then tell ur so called friend u never expected anything other than friendship ab initio,and if u can't get somebody better,no problems a guy is handy.

in short,ladies who use this strategy always see the guy as something to fall back on

Eherm,lol. I think u r (over-kakuing) my statement. I don't have lots of friends even I know a lot of people. So for me to give a particular guy my time,chatting on the phone nd all,trust me I already know what I want,so m nt scanning for a (better guy). It is just a matter of time before it become official. Infact,it can back fire more on d female,if the guy is the chop&run away kinda guy . But then it works for me so *shrugs*

Weird but I don't like bn asked out ...we like each other ..u make me laugh..U task my brain& I see smartness in u..I feel good with you..we make out ..it was good..we r in a relationship ..that's just me. I don't care what u have or don't have. Offically asking out is a NoNO for me,it just creepes me out.

A lot but this one comes to mind...I slept at the Victoria train station during winter cos there were no trains operation from Victoria that midnight and I couldn't go back home cos i didn't have my keys or phone. All I had was my oyster card and about 50 quid which couldn't even take me from vic to his place... I was there shaking till past 5 when trains resumed.
When I remember I just laugh,still hurt but life goes on....

mko abiola: I stole my sister xpensive new jeans and gave to my babe as her birthday gift.

I hope u r not my brother?

Very emotional thread...zain/airtel already gave his no to someone else. RIP dad till we meet to part nomore

franchizy: The truth is that most of the ladies are too overipe for marriage and are not happy that they are single dats why they rude.

nd the men have really small d(I)icks that's y they are depressed& rude

Goldieluks: They do not have a proper customer service training. Plus they carry their baggages with them to their work place. Especially in those fast food joints when a guy goes with his girl, and the cashier is also female. You notice the cashier looking at the guy and girl with anger, and showing some nasty attitudes as if they are the cause of whatever predicament she's facing.

Some shop attendants behave as if they do not care about making profits off their businesses. They portray annoying body language, and some have the attitude of "if you are not ready to buy, leave my shop" some shop owners would even go to the extent of pouring insults and abuses on custormers. Nigeria has a long way to go.

Lmao..u r so on point. Sometimes ago I was at d tanti's at iyana-ipaja & this attendant was ranting about (silly girls) and their blackberry phones...the attitude was annoying!!! Like just do ur freaking JOB!

During my uni days in naija,I STUPIDLY made friends with a notorious gal,even though pple warned me about her,I just believed she wasn't that bad. Anyways during a break during school term,dis gal asked me to accompany her to see her mum in another state(Till date I don't know y I agreed,it nt just me),we got there nd she said she wanted to visit an uncle she had bn trying to get intouch with but was avoiding her calls. Fast forward..we saw d uncle&he told her he liked me that he would like to have sseexx with me for money upto 500k if I stayed overnight. That was weird to me&i said no. The man wasn't pushy & he gave us 50k each as tf buh this babe was ANGRY nd said I messed up her show. She didn't talk to me tru out the trip back to school. Next thing in school,she came up with this story that the 50k d uncle gave me belongs to her bla bla..I was so embarrassed cos it sounded like a runs gone bad..the whole school& the new bf I had then..SMH..I still blame myself for bn friends with her in d first place...

Alice07: I have been accused times without number but the worst of them was when my stepmum, dad and his mother accused me of stealing a silver wristwatch my dad bought frm Greece. He gave me the watch first and later collected it that he wanted to give his mother cos other things he bought were fancy stuff and not for old pple. I went back to school after then cos i was a boarder in secondary school. The day i came back for mid-term break, it was hell for me. They said i stole the watch and i gave my mum. It was the worst day of my life. They later found out that she dropped it and somebody picked it. I still remember it and each time i do, tears run down my face.

This story made me sad ...can't imagine how u felt nd still feel...

tolulopetoby: The day I ws accused of stealing ordinary visafone by my old univ.frnd that we ran into each other in abuja.He gave me a lift in his car,Later he came knocking on my gate the I should give him is fone I stole.I ws damn embarrased.he later called the line n he ws asked to come 4 his fone where he had earlier visited in the day.

Lucky u! I would never ever forgive someone like that!

osifred: U made no sense

He really didnt

The wife's statement doe...as a loving wife...family business...what a couple!

Gentle Naaz: Imagn naija dy pay me #500,000 per month, guy i 4 don buy dat ur land within 3 years. Mara4kas, mk una no go plan una future wlela, wait 4 naija 2 bgn pay u

Don't be silly,we not talkin about thaaat amount of money...