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Mr.Bones:
[size=14pt] **Reverses and throws her a bone** bon appitte [/size]

I officially can't stand this man!

I could be, who want to know

(coming closer to Mr Bones and speak in soft breath) You?

(barking ferociously)

Dunno what you talking about and there is nothing wrong with people having different names,

When a single woman get married she changes her last name to her husband's last name, this is no different, our choice,

Next question!

Mr.Bones:
[size=14pt] ok ok make it 50 cents [/size]

You make me sick, el cheapo,

Ya ready for this jelly?

You couldn't afford the 30p auction fee anyway, Hmmph!

(throws a dish at the screen)

HAKUNA MATATA!

SOLD!

(barking ferocious)  

SOMEBODY PLEASE, I will gladly accept 1 cent! Just so I don't have to be auction off to MR COCK!

Mr Bones?!!!! Dsense?!!!! Yorisb?!!! Jaybee?!!! (swallowing hard and gulping for air, wiping sweats from hand, twitching eyes, FURRY AZZ?)

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Mr Bones,

You makes me sick, and Queeneve was not banned,

Mrs. Eve darling

You are an exception, you spent your last pound buying a happy meal at McDonald's for your victimvictim date

Who is Queen?

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Okay,

Ms Potato for 1 million nairas! Any bidders?!!

I demand an apology from Koyoke and Phate,

This is Mrs. Eve! Thank you very much!

Kool,

You managed not to serenade Mygoldie, are you sure?

(throws a dish at the computer screen)

Yorisb,

That a compliment coming from the resident jackazz,

Good thing that you are single mr cock, you wouldn't have to worry about any of these ladies at the auction SNAPPING on you,

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Anyway, any more bids for the ladies? Yall ran out of nairas and rupees?

Cork-Mr:
MrsEve , ermm madam, i just promise JAY BEE i will be a gentlemen,

and again, when 2 mens are talking, pliss learn to be quite. cheers!!

That will be difficult to do when I only see ONE MAN and ONE BOY

You had too many excessive impurities so the spam just deleted the whole thing,

Now go find a job and give us some peace!

It was cute but he can't sing!

Oh my goodness Luap!

My husband TRIED TO sing to me and I begged him not to lose his day job! Oh my goodness, he was singing this Nigerian song, I AM TRYING TO REMEMBER, something love of the world or something by one of the Nigerian singer,

ooooh what the name of that song he tried to sing to me! ANyway, he tried,

I sure would like to be this Q person

I am shock too Googles, she left YOU for a piece of DINGALING, hmmm