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Mommie Maddie!  

FOC dese nuts!

They boring

Leave it to Jaybee to auction folks off, I heard he the Downtown love-vendor,

Hmmm, I see a spokeperson for Trojan Condoms,

(laughing) I officially can't stand you! (clicks ignore)

(throwing plate on ground)

Hush Koyoke,

The line that got me was when he said that "I want us to grow older together and fight over pudding and juice in the old folks home"

I can't any LADIES asking these BOYS for a blackberry, they can't even afford to auction a woman!

No, he didn't exactly say I wanna ram my semen in ya,

But he didn't mentioned about some babies,

Awww poor baby ^^^^^

SMH at these cheap bassids,

This is old news,

So basically it two chicks for the price of one? ^^^^^

Reality,

I done told you about the crowd you keep!

(click ignore on Reality's name)

Reality,

Does it matter who Mrs Eve is? Just bid already! Geez!

What your swag have to do with you carrying a FEMALE PURSE (suspectish)

That embarrassing dude!

(giggling)

So now you are engaged?

I seriously doubt that the pretty naija women are being placed last, I am sorry I don't believe that. I do however believe that the dogs run to the meat and realize that the meat isn't all cracked up to be and they walks away, but never the "good looking" meat is the placed last,

Sighs!

Pay attention,

I said that I asked my husband what ATTRACTS HIM TO ME, he said my beauty and my smile, nothing about that what he married me for, LAWD HAVE MURCEE,

I see Imma have to start a class on macking,

Anyway,

Why would someone abroad be looking for someone on Nairaland?

Uhmmm Koyoke I beg to differ,

When I first dated my husband, the topic of babies were mentioned and it was his way of knowing what my thoughts on about having babies and thangs,

You may not be talking about that while you were dating but there are men who are fishing for wives do that and they ask questions to see if these potential women can be their wives or not,

kokoye:
na who I ask question, na who dey answer?

gbeboruns

What does gbeboruns means?

SMH

(laughing so gleefully)

Are you Igbo?

omo_to_dun:
You are one uniquely dumb son of a b i t c h; although I used to get mad at your silly and insipid threads, I now regard them as my daily source of comedy.

*spits milk on the screen and coughs erratically* GBAM! (laughing)

I am rbing

Yorisb:
I'm glad you wrote that. - See you in the village then!

I am bringing my friend with me