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Education / My Journey Through Taking The Supplementary UTME Exam by Mrshape: 9:35pm On Jun 24
My exam was scheduled for Friday, the 21st at 6:30 am. I had to lodge in a hotel. Fortunately, the center I was posted to was the WAEC international CBT center, and WAEC has a hotel inside the compound called the Academy Guest House. The room was legit; I would rate it 10/10. That evening, I started playing my audiobook for "The Life Changer" and revising some points by scrolling through the syllabus.

By 6:00 pm on Thursday, I went out to get more food, but the road was flooded. Fortunately, I saw an auto rickshaw heading to the junction. Originally, I planned to buy beans. A portion of beans was #1,500, but something told me to buy other things as their beans might not be good. My favorite beans are from Kilimanjaro in Aduwawa. One time, they even asked for my name because I often called to order beans, sometimes up to four times a week. Their beans used to be 10/10 four years ago when they used pomo to cook it. Now, I would rate it 8/10, but they are still the best. However, Kilimanjaro at Benin City Mall is still okay; they are onion specialists, with a 1:1 ratio of beans to onions, I perceive. So, I decided to buy pounded yam and vegetable soup, sardine Bread and also shawarma.

The shawarma was very big, about 25 to 30 cm long. For those not familiar with the size, it was as long as a long ruler, with a base area of approximately 16πcm². For those not familiar with area, you can think of it like the base of a Coca-Cola bottle.

When I got back to my room, I started with the beans, but the taste was not good at all. So, I switched to the bread. The sardine bread was amazing; I had never tasted anything like it. I was almost dislodging the bread to 50% when I remembered I had not eaten the shawarma, It tasted very nice. My stomach was already rebelling against my wishes at this point. I had to pause eating and put the beans, pounded yam, vegetable soup, and the remaining two-thirds of the shawarma in the refrigerator. I went to the bathroom and took a hot shower. Afterward, I came back to the room, switched on the AC, and lay on my bed. The white soft duvet was very helpful; I buried myself in it and started using my phone. I used my phone until 2:00 am the next morning, then plugged it in and slept off. I woke up around 5:30 in the morning. I got some bread and went to join the queue for biometrics verification.

When I got there, I observed they were calling names. I asked another mature candidate if it was names they were using now. He was also surprised, so we decided to check the situation. We went to the third floor and inquired from the biometrics woman. She said it was just two names; I assumed they were special students or students with special needs. I told the guy we should go back, but he said he couldn't and jumped the queue, standing in front of a small boy. I simply went down and returned to my original place in the queue. After some time, I was reflecting on something that came to my mind: how old was Bint in the novel "The Life Changer"? My mind was reflecting on 8 or 9 years. I took an excuse from the person ahead of me, ran back to my room, picked up my phone, and checked. I found out that Bint was five years old. I quickly put my phone under the bed as I don't trust hotel rooms, and went back to the queue.

Finally, we all did the biometrics and went to the waiting room, there was seats for everyone to sit in the waiting room and even extra. A man who looked like a Northerner, based on his attire, addressed us and encouraged anyone who was impersonating to leave the hall now, as it was safe to do so. He said that impersonators and those with technical issues were the reasons for the delay. Nobody left the hall, so he said if they caught anyone impersonating, they would be sent to Abuja. Finally, they directed us to the computer room where we all took turns to find our numbers and sit in our seats, the computer screen was big and better than the one in my previous exam. They said the exam would commence at 8:30 am, but the waiting time felt like up to 2 hours. I can't be sure because there was no device to tell the time.

Finally, the exam started. The first subject displayed on my screen was Mathematics. Jesus! Christ, the math difficulty was quadruple that of the previous exam. Not that they couldn't be solved, but they required time. Some questions that really surprised me were the median of grouped data and special trigonometric functions. Math shouldn't be a problem for me, but this time, it was consuming all my time. At the end of the math exam, I had about 55 minutes left, so I went to English. The English difficulty level was normal compared to the previous one. Then came Chemistry. Its difficulty level was the same as the previous exam. In the end, I was left with about 11 minutes for Physics. Physics was very easy; I regretted not starting with it. Unfortunately, I didn't solvesome of the calculations that will take much time; I eliminated options to get the answer, while the non-calculation questions were straightforward.

After the exam, I went to my room, but I couldn't find my phone under the bed where I had hidden it, and I think my bread has changed position and now tightly tied, I went to the front desk to complain. They said nothing gets missing in the hotel and started calling the person who cleaned the room. Then I decided to check the locker and found that the person had kept the phone in the locker for me. I felt so humbled. I hid the phone from the hotel staff in case they came to clean the room and might steal it, but they found it and kept it safe for me.

Immediately after I left the hotel, I checked my result, hoping to see it immediately. Unfortunately, it wasn't out yet, and it still isn't out at this moment.


Expected score


Math 98±2
English 85±8
Chemistry 72±10
Physics 85±10
Total = 340±30

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Education / Re: Update On My JAMB UTME Result by Mrshape: 6:56pm On Jun 24
Abelai:


Hello @Mrshape, could you, please, provide an update regarding the re-written JAMB exam? Some of us are interested in your enthusiasm and positive outlook.
Yeah I will share an update
Politics / Re: Benue IDP's Not Included In UN $4.7 Billion Intervention Fund by Mrshape: 6:14am On Jun 08
22o62021:
Why will they be included

When they are giving births there on a daily basis

200 babies born under 6 months, increasing population
200 babies monthly, sleeping with their wives makes them happy, relief funds don't.
Education / Re: Update On My JAMB UTME Result by Mrshape: 9:32pm On Jun 02
MaziObinnaokija:
sad OK. Go and prepare/read yo 📖. E go better
I just have to listen to the jamb novel again, and flip through inorganic and organic chemistry again, I am done. There is nothing to prepare apart from that
Education / Re: Jamb And Results Under Investigation by Mrshape: 8:14pm On Jun 02
kevwemike:
am into educational business and we have a plat form where we share information, wat abt u and wat state are u.
I am a school owner and a Mathematics teacher I base in Edo state
Education / Update On My JAMB UTME Result by Mrshape: 8:12pm On Jun 02
My UTME result which was under investigation by JAMB for more than a month has just been rescheduled,
To be written on the 22nd of this month.
I am happy it was rescheduled, because I no longer have confidence in the integrity of the result that would have been released, due to the delay it looks suspicious (personal taught though).

Another reason why I am happy is that this time around it will give me opportunity to get 100/100 in mathematics, as they will be very careful with the questions they are going to set and make sure it follows the syllabus, as this exam is to test the ability of those who they think where involved in examination misconduct maybe did to their high score (person taught though).

For all those that have followed me on nairaland asking for updates, thank you, and tis is where we are now. I must finish the journey.
Education / Re: Jamb And Results Under Investigation by Mrshape: 10:38pm On Jun 01
kevwemike:
hello brother, tell ur person to reprint his or her jamb slip as from on the 3rd of this month, dey are written again
I and my students are affected, we will reprint again thanks, but I have been looking for a credible source where this information is from I have not seen,only about two X users can't find in posted by JAMB on X, where did you get the information?
Education / Re: Jamb And Results Under Investigation by Mrshape: 8:21pm On May 30
kevwemike:
i agree with you on this one, but jamb reply faster on their twitter handle
Thousands of questions on Twitter about jamb result investigation, they will never reply that message, go and check, you will almost start crying, some parents think there children didn't enroll the exam, many students have lost opportunities, many students are traumatized, It is annoying, they snub all messages that are about result under investigation.
I have written them on Twitter more than 20 times, tag Edo state governor and all tag gables but no reply
Education / Re: Jamb And Results Under Investigation by Mrshape: 7:45pm On May 30
kevwemike:
bros let for once given credit to credibility, no examination body in Nigeria as credibility like jamb. Give credit to this man.
I have no doubt that jamb is the only credible exam in Nigeria secondary school.

But investigating students results for more than a month with out communicating to the students is too low

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Education / Re: Jamb And Results Under Investigation by Mrshape: 4:22am On May 30
kevwemike:
Jamb is actually trying and sanitizing Nigeria educational system, if we have this kind Jamb boss in waec and neco's board Nigeria educational system we be the best , students we sit up. God bless the jamb boss
He is incompetent, more than a month after they released result they are still investigating about 20k result, without communicating to the students about progress, a CBT examination that was done under security cameras, and biometric verification.
Many students have lost opportunities because of JAMB not releasing their result yet.

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Education / Re: Faith Odunsi Wins Global Mathematics Competition (2022) by Mrshape: 8:08pm On May 22
erniok:
The information is really scanty. No competition date nor venue was mentioned. The cash price of $1,000 shows why it probably was not regarded by other countries.
Where did you get the rate of 397 to $1 abi naija don good overnight?
The reason why they remove competition date is because this competition has taken place more than a year ago. I have used this girl as a role model for my students some months back, what I feel is that this post was made because of the anambra children that won mathematics competition on front page recently to show that not only Igbos win mathematics competition, in Nigeria we should have heathy competition not these tribalistic competition

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Education / Re: Opinion:jamb Should Set Another Exam For Benin City Students by Mrshape: 5:57am On May 21
Winterhaven:
how far about your result @ Mrshape
This jamb result matter done tire me, since yesterday it is not even showing me anything again

Crime / Re: JAMB Releases Additional 36,540 UTME Results by Mrshape: 8:01am On May 15
ilemona4you2:


Stop lying. You are older than this, you didn't take any JAMB, you are a man who's over 30 years old
Stop lying? A man can't take UTME?
You don't just jump to conclusion and start accusing someone of lying
Crime / Re: JAMB Releases Additional 36,540 UTME Results by Mrshape: 6:52am On May 15
Hemibesbe:
Good job from JAMB
Which good job?
Crime / Re: JAMB Releases Additional 36,540 UTME Results by Mrshape: 6:52am On May 15
They have still not released my result, I just checked still show under investigation.
Education / Re: Popular Mrshape Has Refused To Tell Us His Jamb Score by Mrshape: 6:48am On May 15
1000Capacity:


Maybe your center cheated
I don't see how possible it is for someone to cheat in that exam, because the security measures where tight, cameras were present you have to thumb print which will show your face before you entire, it is close to impossible
Education / Re: Popular Mrshape Has Refused To Tell Us His Jamb Score by Mrshape: 11:08pm On May 14
Light78:


It means you have a high score. I anticipate 300+
I am tired of JAMB; the way they treated us was not fair. They were not communicating with us about our results being investigated; they just left us in the dark. I feel pity for those other young, innocent students whose results are also being investigated without any information from JAMB about the investigation. If I were them, I would have been sick every day. As the saying goes, 'You're either rich or you're wrong.' Nigeria!
Education / Re: Popular Mrshape Has Refused To Tell Us His Jamb Score by Mrshape: 10:57pm On May 14
finallybusy:
See the types Nairaland exposes me to, people who fail JAMB yearly. This “forum” is a failure.

You should discuss failure with those who struggle with the UTME ; no one truly 'fails' JAMB. It's important to understand that JAMB is an examining body, while UTME is the specific examination they conduct.
Thanks, hope you got value.

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Education / Re: Jamb To Release Result Under Investigation On The 4th Of May by Mrshape: 10:53pm On May 14
mhkent:

Good evening bro, it seems they have started releasing some again. Have you heard anything about it?
I haven't, I checked this evening mine has not been released
Education / Re: Popular Mrshape Has Refused To Tell Us His Jamb Score by Mrshape: 5:39pm On May 14
Light78:
I wonder why MrShape has refused to disclose his jamb score to us. He gave some explanation after falling in love with the mathematical part of the questions, until he realized there was no much time.


MrShap, what is your jamb score?



will appreciate if you can help me call out JAMB to release my result, just the way you called me out,
I have even forgot I took the UTME, it was when I saw your mention I remembered.
I just checked again it is still showing result under investigation .
This is my registration number you can confirm it, by yourself.
I am unable to unload photo on nairaland don't know why

Education / Re: Popular Mrshape Has Refused To Tell Us His Jamb Score by Mrshape: 5:31pm On May 14
Light78:
I wonder why MrShape has refused to disclose his jamb score to us. He gave some explanation after falling in love with the mathematical part of the questions, until he realized there was no much time.


MrShap, what is your jamb score?
My result is still under investigation,
Education / Re: My Review Of Utme 2024 Utme Mathematics Examination (they Set Sin40°) by Mrshape: 12:40am On May 10
7upnigeria:


Hw far, JAMB don release another set of results O.
Is it the set of about 500 students released on Monday? Or they released another one today?

I checked two days ago still under investigation, when I saw your message I have also sent the prompt no reply yet
Education / Re: I have a token for two perfect scorers (100/100) in any subject in the 2024 UTME by Mrshape: 9:32pm On May 07
NDSMELODY:
OMATSEYE MATTHEW who hails from Delta State score an aggregate score of 348, the boy scored 71% in English language, 83% in Biology, 94% in chemistry and 100% in physics........upon verification from your end sir......this is my account number sir........0632908849 Gt bank...pls fulfill your promise sir.

I will book this student as number 1, meanwhile I am raising a ticket to jamb to verify this result.
Thanks
Education / Re: Jamb To Release Result Under Investigation On The 4th Of May by Mrshape: 7:06pm On May 07
mhkent:


Alright boss. They said have release 531 results out of the total. Have you checked yours? I haven't seen yet
I have checked this afternoon mine is still showing under investigation,
Education / Re: My Review Of Utme 2024 Utme Mathematics Examination (they Set Sin40°) by Mrshape: 7:03pm On May 07
fidelmarshal199:



Nice resume. But, Haven't you checked the Jamb results now?
It is still showing result under investigation

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Education / Opinion:jamb Should Set Another Exam For Benin City Students by Mrshape: 7:42pm On May 05
Almost all the students in Benin City have had their results under investigation for more than one week now after JAMB released the 2024 UTME results. What is more concerning is that JAMB is not communicating about the release of the results or the progress of the investigation, leaving the students and parents confused. According to the Bible, 'Expectations postponed make the heart sick.' On Twitter, many students and parents have been crying out for a response, but no one seems to care to listen.

This is a call to the Edo state governor, commissioner of Education, Director of the Directorate of Quality Assurance, and special advisers on Educational matters to the Edo state government. Please do not leave your students in the dark after they burned the midnight oil to prepare for this examination.

If there are any irregularities with the examination center, you can reschedule another examination for the students. It is not their fault they didn't choose the examination center; they were sent there by JAMB. This should be a concern for highly regarded centers like the WAEC International CBT center and University of Benin ICT centers. If JAMB finds them wanting for irregularities in the exam conducted at their centers and by some of their staff, they need to come out and prove themselves clean by showing the world the CCTV footage of the exam, demonstrating that the exam was free of infractions. Otherwise, any legal means they can use to clear their names should be pursued. If JAMB succeeds in proving there were irregularities in these centers, then the authenticity of exams conducted in these centers, like the January/February WAEC GCE and the UNIBEN post UTME, should be questioned.

The big question remains: how can malpractice happen in a CBT exam where each candidate's questions are different, thumbprinting and biometric verification are used to admit students, and CCTV cameras monitor the candidates?

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Education / Re: Jamb To Release Result Under Investigation On The 4th Of May by Mrshape: 3:41pm On May 05
mhkent:

So bro, what can we do like this? Are you hearing any information as regards to it?
Jamb is saying nothing the other information I am getting is not reliable and I can find it in JAMB Twitter handle is that it will be released on the 8th of June, the only tangible thing I can find is that those withheld result won't be released as jamb has many evidence against them, but for the result under investigation it will be released if the candidate is not found guilty.
What we will just have to do is wait, I have been tagging my state governor on it, he hasn't replied yet
Education / Re: Jamb To Release Result Under Investigation On The 4th Of May by Mrshape: 9:07am On May 05
mhkent:
Bro, please have you seen your own result, mine is still under investigation too.
I checked this morning mine is still under investigation
Education / Re: Trinitate International School Impressive Jamb Score Card by Mrshape: 8:50pm On May 04
Congratulations on their impressive performance

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Education / Re: I have a token for two perfect scorers (100/100) in any subject in the 2024 UTME by Mrshape: 8:55am On May 04
Solsix:
Will jamb give someone 100??
Why won't they?
F you person get every question correct he should 100 marks
It is an objective exam not a subjective one, besides I say screenshot on the internet last year where some students archived 100 marks in sum subject, I don't know if it was true of fake result though
Education / I have a token for two perfect scorers (100/100) in any subject in the 2024 UTME by Mrshape: 7:54am On May 04
If you have heard of or seen anyone with a perfect score (100/100) in any of the subjects in this year's UTME, please post the person's name. Upon verification, I have a token for the first 2 people, and I will also encourage others on this forum to motivate them too.

As of last year, I saw a lot of perfect scores, although I didn't verify any. So far, I haven't seen any perfect scores yet.

Meanwhile, for those who will ask about my result, it has not been released yet; it is still under investigation.

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