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PoliticsRe: soon no one can embarrass the government a pastor/religious leader. Is this true by Mrshape(op): 2:06am On Aug 14, 2024
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Politicssoon no one can embarrass the government a pastor/religious leader. Is this true by Mrshape(op):
It is Alleged that some accounts on this forum is government agent and one person operation multiple accounts to fight those against the government,
If this is true, I think they have being good at their Job, they will soon be jobless. As seen on brother bernard X handle there is a bill that will soon criminalize

Insulting or embarrassing the government
Insulting or embarrassing pastors or religious leaders
Not singing the National anthem
Some protest.
I will post the pictures and link so that you will see it yourself and draw your own interpretation from it and please people in authority or close to power should confirm if this information is true.


https://x.com/MikaelCBernard/status/1823469795091554382?t=DNCaE-nRiHAiyS9o1fOp4Q&s=19

RomanceRe: Lady Marries A Mathematician She Begged To Come And Marry Her (Photos) by Mrshape: 8:17pm On Aug 13, 2024
SpaceX:
Mrshape come and see how to rizz chicks with mathematics, there's now a formula to game bannies.

"Hello baby girl I'm third leg Mrshape, using statistics to find the probability of your beauty I discovered no simultaneous equations equates to you".
Thanks for bringing my attention to this, let me go through it.

Any woman that marry a man that is very good in Mathematics you are very lucky( for those that believe in luck) and your are fortunate, you have brought blessings to your generation, same with a man that marries I woman that is very good in Mathematics,
your children children will live to thank you.

It is a rear ability, from the research I did about 1 in every 10,000 Nigerian male are bad less than average in mathematics, and about 1 in every 15,000 Nigerian female are bad in mathematics,

If you can get a man that know mathematics and have swag, hold am tight because I no sure say them reach 10 again for your local government.

Lastly I have Never seen anyone that is very good in Mathematics that is poor, unless he is lazy and don't want to work.

Everyone should know that "mathematics is a universal language if you don't understand it you are the mercy of those who do"~Ifada 2015
PoliticsRe: Edo Refinery Laments NNPCl’s Failure To Supply Crude Oil For Production by Mrshape: 10:06pm On Aug 11, 2024
Dogalmighty17:
In effect and assuming your calculations are correct, the edo refinery can barely fill two trucks of 60k litres capacity daily. They are a non player.
44.3 million liters of pms is Nigeria daily consumption of pms

Divide by 36 you will get around 1.3m liters per state.

Divide by 18 LGA in Edo state
You will get around 69,000 daily consumption of pms per local government

You will see that it is sufficient to meet the needs of PMS consumption in ikpoba hoka LGA it is located, so it is a player, even if not a major player but the local government will never experience scarcity of pms and AGO as far that refinery is operating and supplies it's stations
PoliticsRe: Edo Refinery Laments NNPCl’s Failure To Supply Crude Oil For Production by Mrshape: 9:59pm On Aug 11, 2024
Gajagojo:
Nigerians should discard this childish attitude of dependency and start reasoning like adults

NNPC is a company a business

If you set up a refinery business you should gave done your research and made plans of how to get crude which you van buy from anywhere in the world
Those we buy petrol from today do they have crude in their country?
They get crude somehow
Nigeria has less than 40 years of oil left in the gtound

Let us stop deceiving ourselves that we have plentyof oil
The article said they have agreements of supply but it has not been fulfilled for more than two years now, before I was blaming Dangote that he did not make plans to get crude for his refinery before completion, but on seeing this from a refinery I know when they started just broke my heart that this country don't want crude to be refined here
PoliticsRe: Edo Refinery Laments NNPCl’s Failure To Supply Crude Oil For Production by Mrshape:
Moblux:
One barrel of crude oil produces approximately 159 liters. From this, about 45% is converted into gasoline (PMS) and around 30% into diesel (AGO) .
Calculating for 1,000 barrels:
Total liters:
1,000 ×159
=159,000
1,000×159=159,000 liters
Gasoline (PMS):
159,000×0.45≈71,550
159,000×0.45≈71,550 liters per day

Diesel (AGO):
159,000×0.30≈47,700
159,000×0.30≈47,700 liters
Thus, from 1,000 barrels of crude oil, approximately 71,550 liters of PMS and 47,700 liters of AGO can be produced daily.
And this can serve Ikpobahill the local Government the refinery is located, it is so unfortunate the refinery is close to my residence
PoliticsRe: Bala Mohammed Turned Against Tinubu After Saving Him From Court – Dogara Alleges by Mrshape: 6:43am On Aug 11, 2024
Smart move
Health% women Who Delivered In Health Facility — By Ethnicity by Mrshape(op): 3:06pm On Aug 10, 2024
🇳🇬WOMEN WHO DELIVERED IN HEALTH FACILITY — BY ETHNICITY

Percentage of women age (15-49) with a live birth in health facility

ETHNICITY
Edo — 91.8%
Igbo — 89.7%
Yoruba — 81%
Ibibio — 52.9%
Tiv — 51.3%
Ijaw — 46.4%
Kanuri — 36.2%
Hausa — 23.2%
Fulani — 22%
Other ethnicity — 56.3%

#Statisense
(MICS 2021)

Health% Of Women Who Delivered In Health Facility — By State by Mrshape(op): 1:19pm On Aug 10, 2024
🇳🇬WOMEN WHO DELIVERED IN HEALTH FACILITY — BY STATE

Percentage of women age (15-49) with a live birth in health facility

Top 12 states
1 🟢Imo — 93.8%
2 🟢Abia — 91.2%
3 🟢Anambra — 90.8%
4 🟢Ebonyi — 90.7%
5 🟢Enugu — 89.7%
6 🟤Edo — 87.5%
7 🟣Lagos — 86.7%
8 🟣Osun — 86.1%
9 🟠Kogi — 83.2%
10 🟠FCT — 82.2%
11 🟣Ekiti — 77.8%
12 🟠Kwara — 76.2%

🟢SE 🟤SS 🟣SW

#Statisense
(MICS 2021)
https://x.com/StatiSense/status/1822187006249537752?t=kUGdK_TWGEN6R3pI8xbK1g&s=19&mx=2

EducationRe: Why Has WAEC Refuse To Release Its 2024 SSCE Result? by Mrshape(op): 7:55am On Aug 10, 2024
Zico5:
Nigeria is just not a place to be currently. Everything is just upside-down. There may be technical issue on the results thereby making it impossible to be released on time. Another date 12 August, 2024 is given as a new date for the release. Let's see how it goes.
That's why we need to speak out, if we don't anything can happen in Nigeria, and there might be a possibility of students not giving the grade they have, a black man need 24/7 monitoring to do the right the.
Although WAEC has be trust worthy over the years
EducationThe 2024 WAEC GCE Second Series Registration Has Been Extended by Mrshape(op): 7:33am On Aug 10, 2024
As the release of the 2024 WAEC results for school candidates continues to be delayed, the examination body, just a few hours ago, extended the registration period for the second series GCE.

EducationWhy Has WAEC Refuse To Release Its 2024 SSCE Result? by Mrshape(op): 10:24pm On Aug 09, 2024
WAEC boasts of releasing its SSCE results 45 days after the last paper of the exam. In previous years, they have kept this promise by releasing the results on or before 45 days after the last paper. However, this year, 2024, the 45 days ended yesterday, 8th August 2024.

During the marking and coordination of this year's examination, scores were entered simultaneously at the marking centers by the ICT personnel. This method would have led one to think that the results would be released before the 45 days.

Why have they not released the results yet? Could it be because of the protest? I personally wouldn't take that as an excuse because the marking and coordination had ended, as announced by WAEC Nigeria's X handler before the protest started.

The reason we need to call for the release of the results is that many students who did not pass a particular subject in this SSCE diet usually take the GCE. According to reports, the WAEC GCE second series ended today, 9th August 2024, meaning that if registration continues, it will be late enrollment, which will require an additional fee.

Meanwhile, it is important to note that GCE registration is now ₦27,000 for the PIN. With the registration and computer fee, it will cost approximately ₦30,000 to complete the enrollment. With late enrollment, there will be an additional fee, totaling about ₦40,000.

It is important to observe a trend in the WAEC diet examinations and predict something. All 2023 diet examinations were paper-based. In the 2024 WAEC GCE first series diet, it was a hybrid exam—CBT and paper combined. The 2024 SSCE was only paper-based. The 2024 GCE second series diet will allow candidates to choose either the paper test or CBT. (If there is an extension in this registration, I will register myself so that I can get first-hand information on what to expect in this examination.)

From this trend, it is obvious WAEC is moving from paper-based examinations to computer-based examinations. But with this delay in the release of results, even with ICT personnel in the marking centers, don't you think it will affect candidates' confidence in the use of CBT examinations? My fear is based on my recent experience with the JAMB UTME some months back when they delayed results and had to reschedule the examination for some students. Don't you think by now students will be asking themselves, "Are you sure what happened in UTME this year will not happen in SSCE WAEC?"

EducationRe: Token: Why Nigeria Students Should Boycott NECO Exam by Mrshape: 2:03pm On Aug 09, 2024
Vinnie2000:
OP, I totally Disagree with you. undecided

NECO is much easier to Pass, for our Current Gen Z children. smiley

WAEC questions are too Difficult for Their Tiktok and Comedy skit Brains. sad
I disagree with you please, many students I know are not satisfied with their NECO grades, not that the examination is difficult but, the result are usually no t reflecting what some students are expecting, if I take NECO examination today and you tell me I should bet that I will get an A in mathematics I won't bet more than a 100k, but for WAEC although the questions difficulty level is higher I can bet 10,000,000 that I must get an A in mathematics.
EducationRe: Token: Why Nigeria Students Should Boycott NECO Exam by Mrshape:
They are trying to introduce what waec introduced in their E certificate, where Students can get their certificate online with token and schools can verify certificate online with token, this online porter of WAEC can also be use for other purposes like retriever of lost examination number and more, maybe this is what they are trying to implement and make it famous among candidate by putting such restrictions, anyway they are the exam body they set the rules, if the rules are ok with the candidate you take their examination, if not you boycott it.

Under the e-verify result porter I believe there will be a page available for checking result, but this time neco will not have to be printing scratch card digits for sale rather you will pay for token and use the token to check your result

If the token will cost same amount as the scratch card, I don't have a problem with it. It will even be better to my own imagination if it is like WAEC ecert porter, once you check your certificate once it is automatically stored in soft copy it will never get lost you will never need another token to check the certificate again forever.
RomanceRe: How Much For A Night In This Hotel Guess by Mrshape: 10:31pm On Aug 07, 2024
MrCork:
Loookslike a N2k hotel
I won't rent this for 2k in Nigeria. It looks like a local brothel
FamilyRe: Everyday Costs You 100k In Abuja As A Married Man by Mrshape: 9:55pm On Aug 07, 2024
ItisWell22:
God bless you for the sincere analysis.

Those saying he’s exaggerating it don’t know what’s happening.

As a lady, with all my management skills, na close to 5K daily. Not to talk of family with ajebo kids.
Ajdbo kids requires payment of maids, security men allocation and gateman I didn't even consider that before
FamilyRe: Everyday Costs You 100k In Abuja As A Married Man by Mrshape:
WhiteIverson:
100k daily? Wow.
If I see 100k now na to use am guide for a whole year.
From your comment there is high possiblity you are eating "mama thank you" if a single person in Benin will require minimum of 12k daily to run feeding and transport let alone a family of 5 children and two parent, with school fees, home lesson fee in Abuja
if school fees per term for a child is 500k private lesson fee per term(4 months) for a child 200k

that's 700k for a child in 4months
3.5M for 5 children education fee in four months
Rent monthly 1 million
That's 4 million in four months

Fuel for two cars and one generator 6k each is 18k daily
That's four months (120days) 2.16M

Feeding per individual daily 5K that
is 35K daily for 120 days that's 4.2M

Total from what we have above=3.5+4+2.15+4.2=13.82M
Divide by 4 that 3.7M monthly
Whish is around 120K daily

Let us imagine the family don't cut their hair or make their hair, they don't buy new shoes or sew new clothes, they don't do donations, they don't give age parents money,

For an average family if you do it on average it will be with 70k to 100k daily, let alone the rich family. We are managing in this country just to cut cost of living down
CrimeRe: 5 Relevant Laws That Prohibit Disrespectful Flying Of Foreign Flags In Nigeria by Mrshape: 10:47pm On Aug 05, 2024
All the fine no reach 2 cup of beans money
The one that carries weight is terrorism prevention act.
But on a second taught Russia is not a terrorist organization,
From that act it means those people carrying bafria flag and symbol are in dip soup if the government really want to target them.
Nigeria get Law o, na when you go against them you go know say it is not a lawless county
EducationRe: My Supplementary Utme Result Has Been Released by Mrshape(op): 8:01am On Jul 25, 2024
Collins4u1:
Smashing, congrats to you.
Thank you sir
EducationRe: My Supplementary Utme Result Has Been Released by Mrshape(op): 9:41am On Jul 13, 2024
kifeyous:
how can I contact you..i want to know some information about waec gce.
Weac gce registration has started and it is 27k if you need any information about it,you can opt for either computer base or paper base.y you can contact me back via my dm
EducationRe: Is Being A Teacher A Curse Or A Blessing? by Mrshape: 4:13pm On Jul 04, 2024
It is a blessing with unlimited opportunities
EducationRe: My Supplementary Utme Result Has Been Released by Mrshape(op): 11:38am On Jul 01, 2024
Algorithmic:
Congratulations Mr shape
I have a question.
For someone who has a poor maths background and never wrote mathematics in any major exams asides from WAEC but all of a sudden picks interest in it, How do you advise or suggest he goes about learning it. Recommended Textbooks, YouTube channels e.t.c
Thank you sir.
For starters who have left secondary school or has mixed the background of mathematics
Textbook :comprehensive mathematics
YouTube: khan Academy
EducationRe: My Supplementary Utme Result Has Been Released by Mrshape(op): 11:35am On Jul 01, 2024
egojeny1:
Excellent. Congratulations dear
Thank you ma'am
EducationRe: My Supplementary Utme Result Has Been Released by Mrshape(op): 11:35am On Jul 01, 2024
SporaD8:
No info on how to join the David English competition?
Exams.educare.school

EducationRe: Popular Mrshape Has Refused To Tell Us His Jamb Score by Mrshape: 7:21pm On Jun 29, 2024
Mrshape:
My result is still under investigation,
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EducationRe: My Supplementary Utme Result Has Been Released by Mrshape(op): 7:13pm On Jun 29, 2024
PinkNature:
Brilliant result Mrshape

Chemistry is my strength, got 79 in 2021 (others weren't as impressive) grin currently In the university.
Thanks bro.
79 in chemistry is a great one. That's an A grade, keep pulling the A's in the university.
EducationRe: My Supplementary Utme Result Has Been Released by Mrshape(op): 3:21pm On Jun 29, 2024
illicit:
you did well
Thank you sir
EducationRe: My Supplementary Utme Result Has Been Released by Mrshape(op): 3:20pm On Jun 29, 2024
oluwaseyi0:
Congratulations mrshape
Thank you sir
PoliticsRe: Shehu Shagari: Nigerian President's Salary In 1979 (Throwback Photo) by Mrshape: 9:29pm On Jun 28, 2024
Gajagojo:
Yes comparison should be like for like
They are talking annually you are talking monthly


Wha rubbish are you talking about

You are the one talking
Rubbish
They are saying annual you are saying monthly

So president's salarary in 1979 was 50000 and associate professor in 1997 according to you is 38000 what is your point?
HIs point should be how much is associate professor's salary now.
And how much is the president salary now.
Let the president be P
Associate professor be A
P:A =50:38=25:16
If the president is earning
10,000,000 million monthly now
An associate professor should be earning
16×10,000,000/25
=16×400,000
=6,400,000.
As associates professor should be earning
Six million four hundred thousand.
Is that what they are earning today?
If not the president shouldn't earn his too.
EducationRe: Popular Mrshape Has Refused To Tell Us His Jamb Score by Mrshape: 2:40pm On Jun 28, 2024
WhizdomXX:
Lol I took maths first, long time ago tho, scored 332.
That's impressive, the math was one of the main reasons I took the exam
EducationRe: My Supplementary Utme Result Has Been Released by Mrshape(op): 2:39pm On Jun 28, 2024
WhizdomXX:
Congratulations. Seems we maths guys usually underperform in English.
Thanks bro.
I am building my English Language ability I want to move out of that math-up-English-down circle 😊

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