Imagine recording zero profits in a multi-million dollar investment.

Even iya Risikat whose capital for selling bread and beans is less than 2000 naira still makes returns on a daily basis.


Buhari and his appointees are simply hexagonal pegs in round holes.

If Nigeria was a right-thinking country, the likes of KTJ should be in underground prison in the Atlantic ocean for all the money he stole while in service.

He and Alex Badeh should have been used to build and restore the image of the Nigerian armed forces in the fight against corruption.

Of all the billions he stole, he only returned a paltry 1.7bn naira.

Just like Badeh, karma is visiting soon.

Young delicious browny milf!


The head of the selection process of BBnaija this year must have a flair for big hoes and empty brains like this Kim Oprah, Tacha , Mercy who got nothing in their brain than flaunt their flesh.


Spits involuntarily!

Hassan is a member of the IRT (intelligence response unit) but he died at the hands of rag-tag iill-trained militants because he wasn't intelligent enough.

Shame on him.

R.I.P to him as well.


Agony to the family and friends.

Buhari must be very dull to think this is 1985.

He has no such power to order a state governor on how to carry out his constitutional duties.

Daniel Isaac and Emmanuel Chukwu


NCAN take note

Another confirmation that religion is delusion and brainwashing.


Why is it that Allah (swt) couldn't save the daughter of his servant?


Allah could have done a miracle by changing her genotype to at least AS.


Religion is truly hogwash

Very stupid man. He deserves a gun shot to the head.

Imagine failing as a man in his primary responsibility of servicing the kpekus of his wife.


What you couldn't do, she sort help outside and the fool came to disrupt the steaming session.

Foolish man

Just imagine another young kpekus gone.


R.I.P to her....

Everywhere you turn your attention to in Nigeria is fraud.

Nigeria can never get better , no be swear

APC the devilish party always waiting in hiding to react to bad news directly affecting Nigerians.


That's suppose to be the attitude of the opposition.

Naira Marley the proverbial scapegoat...


See where your mouth has landed you. By the time you eat watery beans with no Maggi and salt for six months and mosquitoes suck your blood with straw, you go get sense....


I hope Davido, Zlatan, Young and 9ice won't forget you soon

Sanusi will get justice from the courts.


Judiciary the last hope of the oppressed

Seun Kuti following the footsteps of his father


Nigeria's number one weed family.


On another note, the number of mentions Seun Osewa will get on this thread will be alarming.

Tske heart Seun

Buhari has bribed this mofos with gworo.

With the insecurity in states like Zamfara, Kaduna, Katsina, Borno and everywhere in the North, the whole of the North should be under state of emergency

Chai! Wakanda bad news is this?

My husband on seeing this news may decide to relocate to Swaziland for business purpose.

R.I.P young lass.

The only mistake you made was going to school.

Your mates are in the house of their yahoo boyfriends using their kpekus to give Benz.



What a wasted kpekus!

The stooge called Osinbajo keeps living up to his foolery everyday.


Let EFCC invite Tinubu to explain his source of wealth.

Pls remove the Olowo of Owo from the list.


He is now to be known as Emir of Owo.

My physics teacher usually say there are three friends , wherever you find two of them, the third will be present. Those three friends are electricity, magnetic field and motion.


Likewise in the case of two women fighting or arguing, a hard long preek owned by a skillful user is involved.

I rest my case

Good one for Tonto Dike..



Get a pair of boobs and be happy


You only live once

I still wonder why people get married.

Marriage is a bondage signed by two idiots engulfed by the illusion called love.


As a man you don't need any marriage in this era of variety of kpekus out there for little cash. If you are rich , get a sex doll.

If you can't afford kpekus, you can get Vaseline for far lesser amount.

As a woman, you can cure conji by using intimacy gadgets .
If you can't afford intimacy gadgets, just buy cucumber and use

Adeusi Demola Olatunji


Person wey learn work

Nigeria is a time bomb waiting to explode.


Woe to those with children and those that are pregnant.


To the youth, save your lives and those of your future children by securing a visa in a nearby country.

Just any country because no country is worse than Nigeria right now

You snatched your friend's boyfriend and think karma is asleep


You have been collecting money from the guy without giving him kpekus in return . You thought your ancestors have gifted you a maga.


You went clubbing with him and was drunk till you loose gaurd and your kpekus was inviting to him.

You became conscious and started shouting rape.

Rape kee you dia