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RomanceRe: Can You Marry A Virgin? by MrTeymee(m): 8:38pm On May 31, 2015
I for one see virginity as being overrated. If she is a virgin, fine...if she ain't, fine so far d place never slack. No time for segregation

Virginity won't keep your marriage. Look for other quality things in a woman. Some virgins are still virgins sef due to lack of opportunity. They can watch porn die angry angry
RomanceRe: Can You Marry A Virgin? by MrTeymee(m): 8:33pm On May 31, 2015
amokeme:
it has a lot of spiritual advantages to marry a virgin(I don't expect everybody to understand this). and at the same time, its not a do or die affair. I don't see anything wrong with marrying virgins, neither do i see any wrong with marrying a non virgin. In marriage, there are a lot of things to consider than just the "virginity status" of your partner
Spiritual advantages bawo. If you marry a virgin, do you get an automatic vip lodge in heaven or something??.Can you elaborate pls? huh
RomanceRe: Wana My Girlfriend. by MrTeymee(m): 8:30pm On May 31, 2015
libertyfather:
I knw where the story ends...wana is dead, awo is dead too and u are dieing soon of HIV
Buhahahaha grin grin
RomanceRe: He Got Beaten Up By His Girlfriend's Dad by MrTeymee(m): 8:26pm On May 31, 2015
IfyAwazie:
Why him no go get beaten, wen he s not oshomole. He should go and make more money.
Na sense you make walahi
RomanceRe: A Must Read by MrTeymee(m): 8:21pm On May 31, 2015
So wah makes it a must read now?? undecided
RomanceRe: Men: Can You Take Or Endure This Situation (photo) by MrTeymee(m): 8:20pm On May 31, 2015
angry angry
RomanceRe: Which Is More Scarce? by MrTeymee(m): 8:19pm On May 31, 2015
Stale
HealthRe: Does Breastmilk Go Bad In The bosom? by MrTeymee(m): 7:26pm On May 31, 2015
Kasimaramma2:
very well then,you can give your child milk that has stayed for a decade in your breast if you wish
Madam calm down. Let's start like this. What causes food spoilagehuh
Simple answer =Microorganisms
Mcos such as lactobacillus, enterococcus et al degrade milk by producing enzymes that degrade poly peptide chains in milk into simple amino acids that can be used for their metabolism...
So can milk in the bossom go bad? The answer is no. This is because breast milk is sterile ie free of contamination
Besides breast milk contains some antimicrobial agents but in low and quantities
I think datsall, have a nice night ma'm
RomanceRe: Please Nominate Me For Mr. Nairaland I Beg U by MrTeymee(m): 9:48am On May 31, 2015
Bros na u get am. I dey fully behind u gbam cool
RomanceRe: Mr. Nairaland Contest 2015 - NOMINATION & VERIFICATION THREAD. by MrTeymee(m): 9:43am On May 31, 2015
See people jus dey beg for nomination up and down lipsrsealed
RomanceRe: Learn How To Swimming In Just 1week At Affordable Price by MrTeymee(m): 9:34am On May 31, 2015
I don't wanna learn hw to swimming embarassed
RomanceRe: What Is Your Definition Of Beautiful? by MrTeymee(m): 9:23am On May 31, 2015
tpiadotcom:
Se aye le nje sa? huh


(is this how to live?) huh


you need to work on yourself.
Egbon you need to come over here to see hw we live
Aye dun je ju iya lo walahi
HealthRe: Hii by MrTeymee(m): 1:00am On May 31, 2015
skypeople:
thank you larry king. *poses well* *adjusts gown and sit properly* *clears throat*........ehnehn, you see, when i was younger, i often think scented soaps and regular douching will make my honeypot less uglier and more healthy. After sometime, i discovered that was not the case. I experienced some itchings in bits, but mycoten always answers d prayer.

Later on, after goin tru my old notes, i found out that there is a particular bacteria **tries to remember the name but to no avail** that needs to be kept active. But the moment an external supervisor **refering to JT** is inserted or permitted, the chances of uproaring the balance of d bacs is high coz of the exposure and external kokosari thats coming in..........the story long sha.

In summary, bathing with clean water devoid of antiseptics is best. Maybe twice or thrice daily sha.
Wen yu weewee, remember to clean yur honeypot, wipe im lips clean
Wen yu poo, na from front to back make yu do am biko
If kazeem no wan use condom, abeg no open shop for am.

Na my tori be dis sir...
Err is the bacteria lactobacillus?
Wat a nasty story u gat there cool
HealthRe: Hii by MrTeymee(m): 12:04am On May 31, 2015
Am here to learn op lets start with you, hw do u deal with d stench lipsrsealed
RomanceRe: A Survey On Two Forms Of Pleasure by MrTeymee(m): 11:43pm On May 30, 2015
Sucks to be u ryh now op lipsrsealed
RomanceRe: Nairaland Girls are not Romantic by MrTeymee(m): 11:42pm On May 30, 2015
I jus love dis kinda mumu threads, dunno why grin
RomanceRe: Is This Kinda NO SEX RELATIONSHIP Worth It ? by MrTeymee(m): 11:36pm On May 30, 2015
mrdrizzy:
Braze urself nigga

for u have just been tagged

#MAGA
Seconded cool
RomanceRe: Ten Types Of Men Who Cheat by MrTeymee(m): 11:34pm On May 30, 2015
Err Op could you at least space ur points? Its too jam packed
RomanceRe: What Is Your Definition Of Beautiful? by MrTeymee(m): 11:32pm On May 30, 2015
buygala:
All these girls above me be giving themselves hope sad


For me, beauty depends on what I need at that particular time... If I just need to get laid, then a flat belly, nice boobs, a fresh vagina and a compact but full arse will be my definition of beauty smiley

But if I am looking to get married or have a steady relationship, then stuff like intelligence, neatness, respect, and all those other ish my mum keeps pointing out whenever she sees a girl with me, have to be seriously considered in my definition of beauty embarassed
So on point..
RomanceRe: What Is Your Definition Of Beautiful? by MrTeymee(m): 11:31pm On May 30, 2015
ireneony:
I'm the definition of beauty
shocked
RomanceRe: Nl Team Handsome Guys by MrTeymee(m): 11:25pm On May 30, 2015
skypeople:
I was hopin to see flurry of 6packs....hian **wrong thread**
6packs ko undecided
RomanceRe: Finally rattlesnake Pix...am I Howt!!!! by MrTeymee(m): 11:22pm On May 30, 2015
Omotayor123:
yeparipa!!!!!!!
Omo ele dis ur front no bad walahi cool
RomanceRe: Mr. Nairaland Contest 2015 - NOMINATION & VERIFICATION THREAD. by MrTeymee(m): 11:12pm On May 30, 2015
Am just here to enjoy the show cool
Music/RadioRe: The Death Of Good Music In Naija by MrTeymee(m): 8:16am On May 28, 2015
ettaetta:
Dats what sells in d music market, our musicians are only trying to please their audience. 80percent of Nigerians dont like good music, so u dont expect any artiste to sing wat will not sell. Music is business like any other product, so after the artiste has spent money to record, shoot video and promo they want to make profit. So stop blaming our musicians and appreciate them for once. If you were and artiste and u came out with good songs with meaningful lyrics and it didnt sell wont u join d trend?
You said it all bro
RomanceRe: Friends With Benefits...whats Your View? by MrTeymee(m): 7:41am On May 28, 2015
MRBrownJ:
- some people out there dont have the TIME to be in a r/ship
- some people out there dont have the DESIRE to be in a r/ship
- some people out there dont have the ENERGY to be in a r/ship
- some people out there dont have the EMOTIONAL STRENGHT to be in a r/ship
- some people out there havent found the RIGHT person to be in a r/ship with
- some people out there dont want to be calling all day and doing all the stuff that needs to be done in a R/ship.
- some people out there dont want to see just one person in their life
- some people out there dont want to be stressed with dating, and rather focus on something else
- (and unfortunately) some people out there are already in r/ships and are just looking for extra spice in their marriage, and regular people to fukc with no strings attached

to these people, a FWB is the perfect fit, and so long as the rules are set beforehand, then everything should be ok. if in doubt about the rules, then have them sign what i call the MBJ AGREEMENT (can also be used as the booty call agreement):
Gbam
RomanceRe: 7 Types Of Pre-sex Touch by MrTeymee(m): 7:38am On May 28, 2015
Weird cry
RomanceRe: List 3 Ladies You Can't Date On This Section And Why? by MrTeymee(m): 7:26am On May 28, 2015
Here to read comments cool
RomanceRe: How Will U React If Yur Bf Does Such A Romantic Thing(photo) by MrTeymee(m): 7:19am On May 28, 2015
dhardline:
So you drink hot water b4 u cum? INTERESTING huh
Wicked[color=#006600][/color]

grin
CelebritiesRe: 1st Nigerian Hip Hop In History To Make The World Billboard Chart by MrTeymee(m): 1:31pm On May 19, 2015
Baba hafusa sha l'alaga.
Lovely album
Music BusinessRe: My Life's Dream Is To Be A Producer by MrTeymee(op): 6:43am On Apr 14, 2015
achu442:
Try to Learn how to play keyboard...unless ull find urself fiddling with ur mouse...Keyboard
Are you a producer?
PoliticsRe: Jega's Announcement Of Presidential Election Results 2015: Part 4 by MrTeymee(m): 5:27pm On Mar 31, 2015
What's happening na? They should announce d rest damnit!

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