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Hello OP. I scored 208 in jamb and I'm aspiring to study Med Rehab in UNIZIK. Do I stand any chance? I'm from Ondo state.

peaceuntous:
The mod that moved this thread to front page should be banned

How can this rubbish be in front page.
Who smelly hair don Epp

People are being killed and rapee regularly by fulanis

Yet all my posts and the thread calling for the boycott of fulani products as a way of registering our discomfort never saw the lighht of day.
What is the priority of the mod who moved this thrad on smelly hair to FP. Nawaooo.

I know i will be banned for saying this. Go ahead and ban me.
Its okay.

Today, Buhari has said it is libyans killing people. If it is lybyans, why did he not condemn it since. If it is libyans, why are the police and security personal doing nothing, instead, they seem to be aiding and abetting them.

Wake up nigerians

We understand ur topics haven't been making front-page but don't come and display ur anger on dis thread. D truth be told, some girls don't take good care of their hairs, it should be put on front-page so as to increase dia consciousness abt d stuff. It's a synthetic disaster.

LOL! Dis same guys don't care abt d odour oozing out wen dey are knacking their babe o. *smh

Straight to Aunty Linda's blog, she suppose don upload d news. Ride on jare WizMAN.

THIS WILL GIVE YOU HOPE IN LIFE.

LEICESTER : A team of rejects.

Most of this Leicester City team is bound together by failure and rejection in recent years.

The two DANNY'S , SIMPSON and DRINKWATER, were let go by Manchester United as youngsters.

CHRISTIAN FUCHS and MARC ALBRIGHTON arrived as free agents, having been released by Schalke 04 and Aston Villa respectively.

HUTH was a promising young player for Jurgen Klinsmann's Germany and Jose Mourinho's Chelsea many years ago before falling off the train to stardom and ending up in the lower leagues.

Goalkeeper KASPER SCHMEICHEL was told he had no future at Manchester City and dropped all the way down to fourth-tier Notts County to get a game.

Captain WES MORGAN didn't play in England's top flight until he was 30.

JAMIE VARDY, the club's top goalscorer, was playing semi-professionally until four years ago. A few years before that, he was playing amateur ball while wearing an ankle monitor, a condition of his probation after being found guilty of assault outside a pub.

MAHREZ himself was overlooked by every youth academy in France since he was 18, and settled with low division teams in France till season when he joined relegation threatened Leicester.

Just a year ago, KANTE was a guy playing in front of a few thousand fans in the French second division.

PEOPLE MAY TELL YOU SUCK AND SEND YOU AWAY... NEVER GET DISCOURAGED. CONTINUE WITH LIFE AND WORK HARD... YOUR DAY WILL COME WHEN YOU'LL MAKE IT AND THOSE WHO REJECTED YOU WILL CLAP FOR YOU.

THANKS LEICESTER FOR THIS LIFE LESSON.

Every fan of the so-called EPL big boys shud just shut up and stop shouting "Up Leceister!" It's a shout of losers. Congrats to Leceister anyway but why is dis life full of coincidence; why must they win it via d last champion? #just thinking

None is better as long as each Nigerian senator still takes home #29.5 million every month

It could be true, who knows? *sips kunnu

I no kuku get beta ba3 b4, maybe 2hrs

This man said something sensible for the first time. #MyOpinion

How can I eva attend a church by d moniker 'Dagunro'... Reminds of me of the name of one of the baddest herbalists in Yoruba movies

olive282:
Lol....very funny

Accidental discharge? Nah! Dat only happens in Nigeria Police Force. Lol.

jerusalem101:
That background and the archive AK 47 has no relationship with any developed European Country. stop this lies (propaganda) joor. If you want to praise our Soldiers, please do it without any iota of lies.

U expect to see White House behind dem or British Army guns cos dey are training in Europe? I don't really get u.

decatalyst:
What!


If you think this man deserves this, click like.

U just provided a viable solution to r*pe.

decatalyst:
What!


If you think this man deserves this, click like.

U just provided a viable solution to rape.

It rili dosnt affect myne

If u think dere is scarcity in this country, just let God pick ur call d way HE picked Olajumoke's call

This man no dey eva get scarcity of grammar upon all d scarcity wey dey dis country. Anyway Happy Birthday to dis political aficionado who neva stops thrilling us with his use of language

After Devil, I fear Social Media.

All is well as long as our president is still enjoying his tour all over d world. The truth be told, d way we protest in Nigeria makes me wonder if we are actually educated or just going to schl for d sake of it. Since wen dem don born me, I neva see one 'aluta' wey yield positive result.

The security man behind Osinbanjo be like "Omo see as dis niggaz dey flex wen Nigerians are wailing"

D pikin be like hmmm this is adorable(if na oyinbo pikin)... Same cannot be said for naija pikin cos na from baby d naija mentality dey start

forgiveness:
erhn! are you living in Akure?

Yes boss. Had problems uploading d pictures I av to back up my claims

Have a look at AKURE

Ogbeni Aregbesola, dis is not our bone of contention for now. Pay ur workers' salary jor

37? God knows if he was a footballer, he would probably be 27... Reminds me of som 'youngsters' like Mikel Obi, Emenike, Ideye etc

Dear Son,

I am sad to tell you that your paternal grandfather died before I met your mother; a once in a lifetime grandfather to have; he died at war against injustice and tyranny. Rejoice my son, away with those furrows crossing your brows, there is an advanced copy of him; me. I only pray you find me alive, for I myself would be one nice father you cannot afford to miss.

When you get to primary school, a nice-looking woman in skirts or a neatly dressed man whom they'll call your teacher will tell you to respect your elders, read your books, be obedient and be a worshipper of God. Yes, be respectful to elders who are respectful to you. Being elderly is not a matter of age, anyone who is incapable of mutuality in respect isn't an elder but a clown to laugh at. Yes, read your books but do not limit yourself to classroom books. Sneak into my study whether I'm home or not, I'll pretend to not have known, all those big books, foray into their pages for they will add years to your age, and you'll be wiser than those who read no such books. Read history, literature and encyclopedia for pleasure, others for exam. No colleague in your class can be better than you unless he reads more than you do. Life is a competition, always compete in stealth, but be aware, if you can't beat someone, do not hate him or her, acknowledge his or her superiority, move closer to him or her and learn his or her tricks, you'll soon grow better than him or her. Yes, be obedient but not to anything or anyone that insults your faith, your soul or your parents. Your parents are your gods, anyone who insults them deserve no respect. Be obedient, but not to people who are foolish, that is, people who do not protest when being oppressed or extorted. Yes, be a worshipper of God but not just that, believe in Him, trust Him, fear Him and love Him; humans are capable of killing your body but not the soul, God is capable of putting both to endless misery. If you do not learn to read the Holy Qur'an, I'll not respect much of you, for every page is power the world will never dare, such power dwells in everyone who reads the Holy Book; it serves as light at murky times. Tolerate others of different faiths, nothing happens without God's consent; variety of religions is not an accident in God's plan. Yes, additionally, be a good boy. A good boy in your father's definition is he who helps others and avoids lying, especially by God's name. If any classmate or a senior colleague slaps you once, tell him he's forgiven. If he slaps you again, frown your face to show your displeasure. If he slaps you thrice, return the slaps twenty-six thorough times. If he's stronger than you, equip yourself with a less deadly weapon and teach him a polite lesson. If you can't do that, piss in his tea and watch him drink unawares; idiots aren't meant to be tolerated; kindness towards them would be to fix them. The same thing applies to secondary school.

Dear son, a higher institution is a different place to be. University witches, unlike those ones at home, do not appear dirty-toothed in dreams, they walk in nice dresses and appealing perfumes in broad daylight, smiling at you and bearing beautiful names like Clara, Peju, Bimbo, Kanyinsola, Josephine, Margaret, etc. unlike home where they bear Serifatu, Bintu, Iya Kafila olobi, Moomi Asake oloole, Momo Yetunde elekuru, Iya Silifa ile keji, and so on. Be wary of them, they give sex for free to corrupt your soul, whereas, sinful pleasures, if installed in the system of a promising youth, crashes his bloom. It is a sin to be completely useless in a higher institution; you must contest elections and serve humanity in your capability, unless of course you're already nominated to serve in religious groups, activism groups, clubs or class leadership. You must not be that person who only goes to school for grades and graduate with no leadership record whatsoever. But be aware, society leadership is not so difficult as self leadership. If you cannot make personal policies for yourself and live by them, do not make policies for others or become an armchair critic. Nobody must threaten you and not regret it, not lecturers, not students, not landlords. Do not steal, do not rape, people who do those are slaves to themselves, incapable of leadership in any capacity, save robbery groups. You must be humble and coolheaded but not gentle. Do not be forced into an open or secret cultism against your will, you must be responsible for your own fate. Do not be violent with anyone; your father loathed violence (but not when it is provoked). Do forgive every time but never forget; all those who forget visit early graves.

Do not date short people if you're not willing to marry them; they have problem with ego (self-esteem) and could attack you spiritually if disappointed. Do not have sex with ladies who give their bodies to you so cheaply; they're either witches aiming at siphoning your fortunes or slave-blooded wide-holed onion-eyed slutty sluts totally devoid of morals and modesty. If you'll have sex at all, have it with someone expensive, someone worth going to hell for, someone with whom unwanted pregnancy would be wanted as soon as it shows even in the face of economic or social unreadiness. Note this however, nobody is worth going to hell for. Do not see that woman's nudity, whom you cannot marry.

If anyone tells you that Bob Marley's source of inspiration was marijuana; tell him or her that your father says it's a lie. You cannot give what you don't already have. Truly, everybody has an activity that invites his inspiration; abusing drugs, smoking, drinking alcoholics, masochistic sexual adventure, music, beautiful women, evening or morning walk, swimming, noise, perfect silence, reading, praying, and so on. Your potential is already in you and whatever you've anchored your inspiration around is your own design. Whatever you choose nonetheless, try not to include drugs, smoking and alcoholics. They're not as dangerous as speeding in a car though, or swimming in an ocean of sharks, or dating a girl who hates politics, but they could make you an aborted child of your own naturalism, especially if engaged beyond palatable measurements. Beware of friends that claim to be wholly holy, holy people don't run around in pursuit of certificates, they read whatever interests them at home and do not seek employment from government, God employs them. They don't even live around here.

Beware of friends that love golden things above books; they're not born to lead. All great leaders I've read about valued books more than gold, for gold could sit there and utter no word but books, if even just a page is consulted could pass a message that would change the world. Do not try to please anyone, especially women that love men in golden chains and wristwatches; they cannot be satisfied. They're a moving train, after they ruin your life will move on to the next victim possessing larger gold. All the kings in history that loved gold too much have mostly been tyrants and wicked warlocks. If you hear that a church is corrupt and the clergymen argue all the time, it's because the chalices for the Holy Communion are made of gold, and where gold goes, evil follows. Evidently, gold went to Rome before protestants were made, not after. The only place where gold is safe, trust me, is the body of a married woman who covers her face, although liable to be robbed by thieves.

My son, it's good to love women. At least, it's better than loving money. Loving women brings your personal ruin; loving money brings war liable to ruin innocent others (and not just you alone). Love women that read books, they're interesting to be with. Love women that love music, they're good to be with when you need someone to talk to. Love women that love politics, they've read books. Love women that love arts, they're wise. Love women that love poetry, they're intelligent. But dear son, run from women that tell you their real age the first day you met, they cannot keep secrets. Run from women that abuse people, they're barbaric. Run from women who aren't shy at all, they're potential prostitutes. None of them however, is to be disrespected or violated. Leaders are not born but made (by women). But if you eventually end up a sinner unclothed by a persistent lady, put on the stamina of a horse, ride at a steady and punishing trot, let it be a lengthy experience she would not dare provoke again.

My son, live but yes, for something greater than yourself. Nigeria is too small to live and die in. If you've not toured the European, Asian, American and African countries, you've not lived in my own opinion.

Your father is right here, without a sponsor yet a tireless architect of adventures. And will he not make you proud? He definitely will. Sorrow is joy's Bank, every loss signals what gain to expect. Time has a nasty habit of disappearing like wind from a bagpipe but your mother is here, paying the piper and allowing me to call the tunes. Damn it! We'll not wait for a lull in the storm, palms could be calloused, toes bruised and eyes littered with sand, circumstances threatening that it's dicey to venture into the spattering goo, but we'll not retreat, in the end, the world will regale you with your parents' contribution to the restoration of sanity to human society. Lead a healthy life!

Yours sincerely,

Lord eBay, your dad.

Wiz is no more a kid after all, four yrs old kid? He shud be addressed as Wizman now

baybeeboi:
Guy's not very intelligent. Could have performed better. His other name is Metu

Wot exactly is ur point?

Some immature minds criticizing a poor boy who's about making one of d costliest mistakes of his entire lifetime. Some of us wish there was nairaland to ask such question wen we were at this age.
@OP (1) if she mistakenly gets pregnant, can u handle it?
(2). If she infects u with one of dis STDs, will u be glad u did it?
(3). Would u be proud to tell ur children u had ur 1st se.x at 17?
(4). How sure are u that she's ur future wife and if she's not(which she probably wouldn't be), will u be happy to hear that they've been bleeping ur wife since she was probably 17?
(5). Will ur conscience be clear after doing it?
After answering all these questions truthfully, u will discover that it's not worth it at all. Do not risk ur destiny and regret later in future. U are too special to be having se.x at such tender age.