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vfactor:
If I knew would i be asking? Here's the confusion. Ur moniker suggest u re male. The post is from female point of view. So when u say "we", what do you actually mean? Transgender?

Simply put, I'm a hermaphrodite.

vfactor:
Mrvirgin, when you say ”we", what do you actually mean?

what does it mean to you?

1.Openness
Every woman wants to reveal her partner her deepest naughty
fantasies, but not every woman can entrust her secret dreams.
That’s why a man must be totally open in bed. The more open a
guy is about his intimate desires, the more open a woman will
be with hers.

2. Listening
To be heard is one of those things women always want to get
from guys, even under the sheets. We know exactly what we
love doing in bed. Guys should just listen to us and respond to
our guidance on how to satisfy us best. Of course, their efforts
will be rewarded.

3. Passion
There is no doubt women dream about all sorts of romance, gentle words etc. But men should not forget
about passion as well, raw passion. Sometimes the best way to
satisfy a woman is to just take her, kiss her hard, and make no
apologies for how desperately he needs all of you.

4. Aggressiveness
Women are quite enthusiastic about aggressive sex, aren’t
they? Even a little roughing under the sheets can do wonders for
our sexual life. We do not want our men to be aggressive on
every occasion, but sometimes guys must definitely turn into
real aggressors and feel free to venture into this darker world of
intimate desires.

5.Focus on entire body
Unfortunately men often make this mistake. They pay attention
to a few places on a woman’s body when trying to bring her
pleasure. But we don’t actually want our partner to focus only
on these “obvious” intimate spots. We want guys to pay
attention to our entire body rather than the sum of its parts.

6.Longer MouthAction
It’s just incredible how many men don’t give their women oral
sex that often, or even don’t do it at all. They actually think it’s
OK. But it’s definitely not! Guys expect MouthAction for themselves,
but do not always return the sentiment to girls. It’s a huge
mistake. Agree, girls? We want men to experiment a little bit
down there and figure out what we like best.

7. Domination
We, women, want it all, to dominate and to be dominated. We
want men to take charge in bed as well as we want to take
charge by ourselves. Sometimes to control everything what’s
going on between the sheets brings us real pleasure, “the
cowgirl” position works the best in this case. The must-
remember tip here is to switch these roles from time to time.

8. Dirty talk
Women love dirty talk, but men often miss giving it to us. Every
girl secretly wants her partner to engage her naughty side and
tell her exactly what he is thinking about, not just flowery sweet
nothing. Our halves must tell us about their dirtiest sexual
desires and then fulfill them in the bedroom!
So, these are the main things women want their men to do in
the bedroom. Don’t be upset if your partner doesn’t do all of
them. Just talk to him, and don’t be afraid to reveal your deepest
and darkest desires. Find out his secret fantasies too.
Understanding and trusting each other is the best way to spice
up your sexual life.
Ladies, feel free to add yours.

Evrytin abt celebs make front page... God biko, I wud luv to become one.

OP don watch Hollywood films tire abi? no try all dis with Nigerian women o, u are only gonna prolong d argument. Just tel her "I'm sorry dear", na wetin she won hear be dat.

Giving us same poo over and over again... Wen wil pple stop giving LOVE rules and regulations?

OP is so funny sha... U didn't com here to seek our advice b4 asking ur gf for premarital sex, now that she's given u d best answer to scare u away, u ar comin here to seek our advice... Go do am nah and com bak to ask us wot might happen after dat... olodo!

This thread is not meant for lesbians like me. .. * spits and runs outta thread*

The most annoying is receiving their yeye msgs wen u are so broke and u are expecting a bank credit alert.

Mishydoo: .....wats so special about this guy.

I can bet u didn't watch the world cup, dis guy is one of the most complete midfielders in present day football.

LOL! Wetin our eye no go see for dis naija? So funny, datz wot happens wen u smoke 'kwale' type of Igbo, e dey reset brain. That guy needs doping test I swear! IF THIS TIN NO ENTA FRONTPAGE, I GO RUN COMMOT DIS COUNTRY

I know some ladies go be like 'I go tear am hot slap',lol! If u kno dose areas u call private have been touched, smooched and spanked several times at diff places, u av no ryt to slap anybody coz it's no more a PRIVATE part.

The very romantic Whites actually kiss without consent, it's only in nigeria we beg b4 kissing… "Can I kiss u?" or "Will u kiss me? "…. these are stewpid questions.

U don't just judge d ability of a player over a game or two and conclude he's a flop. Playin for clubsides is quite diff 4rm playin for ur country and u are likely gonna be playin wit totally unfamiliar faces. It's just lik sayin Diego Costa is a flop simply because his performance was below-par at the just concluded WC in Brazil. Most of dem were not given enough chance, dey weren't flops

Five things Luis Suarez can’t do at Barcelona during
his FIFA Ban

Liverpool have confirmed that Luis Suarez will be
leaving the club to join Barcelona in the summer after
a transfer agreement was reached which is thought to
be in the region of £75m, although neither clubs have
disclosed the amount.
Barcelona are about to sign a world class player, who
scored 31 league goals last season and was rightly
adjudged the PFA Player of the Year. However, the
Blaugrana fans will have to wait for sometime before
getting to see their new signing in action, as Suarez is
serving a four month footballing ban for biting Giorgio
Chiellini in the 2014 World Cup . Here we take a look at
five things he cannot do at Barcelona during the FIFA
ban.
SUAREZ WILL MISS MATCHES, LOTS OF MATCHES
The ban doesn’t allow Suarez to play for four months.
He will not only miss at least 9-10 La Liga games but
a handful of Champions League matches as well.
Although Suarez’ representatives/lawyers will be trying
their best to convince FIFA to reduce the length of the
ban, but having seen FIFA already refusing to change
their stance from the original decision, it’s hard to see
the situation changing drastically in the space of next
few months.
SCRAP THAT, HE CAN'T EVEN TRAIN!
The worst part of this ban is Suarez cannot even train
with his team mates. For any player moving to a
different club, it is so important to get accustomed to
the new system, surroundings and new team mates, in
order to settle down quickly; that won’t be the case
with Luis Suarez at Barcelona.
HE CAN'T EVEN WATCH HIS NEW TEAM PERFORM IN THE CAMP NOU
That’s the price you pay for committing a heinous
crime like bitting someone, not once but three times in
your career! He won’t be allowed to step a foot in any
stadium, which means he’ll have to contend himself
with watching games on TV.
NO OFFICIAL PHOTO WITH LIONEL MESSI AND NEYMAR
He is not allowed to be a part of the club’s pre season
team photo during his ban, which means he cannot
officially be included in the squad picture for the
upcoming season, unless some comprises are made
later on.
NO PROMOTIONAL ACTIVITIES
Barcelona is a global brand with a huge fan base. It
has become a norm for all the top clubs to promote the
club’s merchandise through their star players. As a
result of the ban, not only Suarez will be excluded from
the club photo-shoot activities but he cannot do
merchandising and other promotional activities as well.

Men dey wear cap for insyd in church ni? wetin our eyes no go see?

Arcard: guy hiw u take Do Am

Na glo bis o my bros , d tin day evrywhere already nah, almost evryone is aware. in case u r not aware, add me up make I show u the way -7e2d694a

Anoda illuminatii programming… beware!

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who cares about data reduction wen I'm surfing the net with bis on android?

Nice one OP but ur findings might not be totally correct coz I also tracked my data consumption on Airtel Bb sub with an in-built data usage counter dat comes with my galaxy grand and it was near accurate compared to wot Airtel gave me... perhaps ur data usage counter apps don't calculate dose Android underground nd background data usage. In other news, I'm still rocking my Glo bis on Android and I think it'z da best for now. Thnk God nairaland is finally back