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FlawlessRebirth2:
.PLS GOOGLE ET..


U KNOW WHEN DEY PRODUCE THE FILM....


TEENAGER KO....BREAD-MANEGA UNKO

Bread-Manega?? For a Lady,I must confess,you can come up with something better naw. Try again.

Who wouldn't??
That baby should be a teenager by now.

bebe2:
Common sense says so.

When she was fat she had no ass how did she now get it after weight loss wen all parts of the body will normally shrink and become flabby.

Am happy for her but I don't like deception.

Women shaa...why are you people like this??

Say no more! That ass is real.

bebe2:
Dat assss is not real,

Aunty,who said that ass is not real?? Show me yours,lemme compare!

If God doesn't punish Arsenal this season,He will punish them the next seasons to come.

Ordinary 'To Score',dem nor gree...warris this naa??

KingCheezyPuff:
[color=#ee86ee]°•The USA ... °•why[/color]

'Cuz the way you type is kinda weird...I have noticed it for some time now.
#JustSaying.

9airaland:
Enny sir

Okay,Enny..

9airaland:
Oh, i see. Learn about it for me

Lols..really,Ma'am? Ehhhh..owkiez,then. But,no promises.
BTW,I am Wale.

9airaland:
But why?

Lol...'cuz I don't know much about the Miss NL contest.

9airaland:
Hello guys.
I've been a nairaland observer for like a year now and i have been reading comments and posts here.

I recently stumbled on a thread where people are asked to contest for iss nairaland and win prices.
Lol, the price there caught my attention , but i think my chances are slim. Im new coupled with tze fact that i dont have much posts like the other contestants (checked them out).

My question is this, what are my chances? And what are the yardstick been considered to finally be crowned?

Im waiting for responses. Thanks

Wow! Seriously, your beauty is breathtaking.

Sorry I can't be of help,Gorgeous.

KingCheezyPuff:
[color=#FFA07A]°•°Haha .....pretty boy problems.
....°•°I never thought about what it was like ferthe other half.
.....°•°This is rather interesting.[/color]

Ma'am,a quick question...where do you reside??

See how common sense eludes the posters above me.
Those kids look like toddlers and last I checked,a small male who hasn't reached puberty cannot have an e.rection.
So,WTF??

*MODIFIED*
Okay...okay...I haff heard...warris all these Mentions about sef??

When is he coming to UNIBEN naw??

Some of the female posters up there saying Wizkid is a kid. A Kid from Surulere is getting global recognition and you are there typing hateful comments.
Put yourself on the global map first with any meaningful achievement. Google Wizkid and Linda and let's know who Wikipedia knows more.


Wizkid is blessed and it's so obvious!

evegran:
Aww touching!
If only I actually gave a Bleep about how you felt. .

Hilarious! I don't have time to 'feel' for you...if you don't give an Eff,your headache...if you do,still your headache.

Now,Miss Evegran,bye!

biafran1stson:
Woe unto the men in that school. How can they allow a woman to rule over them? This is absolutely alien to our value system. The men should make the seat too hot for her to sit and topple her government. This nonsense cannot be tolerated.

Sharrap there! We voted for her and that's all that matters...the students of Unibest have decided!

evegran:
Another point, most Nigerian guys have an extremely low iq.

I asked a simple question based on his comment and you're here assuming and concluding my future plans for me without facts?
If I ask if you're educated now, you'd brag you're a graduate. Well I cannot totally blame you though... I'd have to blame whatever educational institution you attended.
Smh!

Seriously,your comments on this forum are always laden with an annoying amount of PRIDE.

I don't know what fills you with such ARROGANCE 'cuz this one is beyond SELF-ESTEEM,tbh.

Candyness:
SMH

You must be the OP! Ya Pishure says it all!

SANDOSKI:
You never can tell, he might turn out to be your Best Friend/ Future Husband........



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'Ello Bae,I agree with you on that...you know wah they say-"It always goes down in the DM."

Come over to my DM naw...lemme embarrass you with the good things of life.

otemanuduno:
. Only 3/18 of the said prophecy has failed... more will still fail. But what of the ones that are fulfilled?
1. Man utd will end their 8 game unwinning streak in their first game in January 2016.

2. Chelsea will not lose a single match in January

3. Benitez will be sacked before the end of his tenure in Real Madrid

4. I prayed vehemently for Chelsea to win Newcastle 5-1

5. Arsenal will not rise on the EPL TABLE

6. Arsenal will be won home and away by Barcelona fc.

7. Leicester will make the top 4.

8. Juventus will clinch the serie A title again(though they were 8th when I made the prophecy).

9. Lionel Messi will be world best.

10. Bayern Munich will win the German league.

Now these 10 has all been fulfilled... only 3 failed yet.

IF TEN OUT OF 13 PROPHECY OF A PASTOR IN NIGERIA CAN BE FULFILLED, I BELIEVE SUCH PASTOR IS REALLY GOD-SENT.

I AM GODSENT

Dude,you are not...don't give yourself such hopes,please.

This mumu yaff come again. Go and defend your failed 18 prophecies first before spewing this trash.
Igwe44,dotcomnamename,this charlatan has started again. Come and see ooo!

Lol...Mr "We Won't Take it"!

See as them dey laugh when serious punishment dey wait them.

As in,what is it with our Nigerian artistes and this 'Dada' hairstyle?? First,'twas Wizkid...e nor come fit am. Then,Viktoh did his. E try small. All of a sudden,WandeCoal decided to join the bandwagon. .
Didn't anyone tell him that he looked like a Glorified mumu with that hair?? Burnaboy and RunTown then decided to try it out.
And now,Kesh of all people?? Warris ol' this naw?

Jadekitana:
Medical complex was the best place to read at night!

Medical complex? Lol...different strokes for different folks...Twin LT is better.

cruzita:
this one na after death Michael Jackson pic

Aunty,seriously, must you be on every thread??

Adaure4ever:
Adekunle Gold should strip shirtless and show us his 6packs.
#waiting.

As long as you will show us those "Two Packs" on your chest.
On behalf of AdekunleGold and other Nairaland goons,we are waiting!

I don't really think y'all get this..you are not seeing the big picture. First,this Binta girl is a gold digger. Why? Because she's notorious for hanging out with celebrities.. She's been with Davido,Kcee,Iyanya...what more??

This Bae is just seeking attention and she's riding the Wizkid name very well to ensure that. Else, why would she name the kid Ayo Junior immediately after birth even when Wizkid had not acknowledged the child??

Someone said she doesn't pay bloggers to write about her. If she doesn't need the attention, why does she keep on posting pictures of the Kid at every opportunity and tagging it 'King Ayo'??

Face it,Nairalanders...this bae is a Gold Digger!

Hewu! This is the kind of people that should sing "Back when I was broke yo"...and not the likes of Davido.

testimony2014:
The starboy ceo wikid may risk 7years jail term for threathen assault on linda ikeji. Wizkid early posted on the blogger instagram page that, i will send my 16yr old brother to bit the hell out of you if i ever set my eyes on you

I swear,OP,you are the one that deserves 77years jail term for the 'Grammatical Brouhaha' you caused up there.

dulux07:
Who dey insult my crush like that. Serves him right. She dey wait 4me

She's waiting for you?? Bros,you go tey for that junction,shaa.

Quote me anywhere,Aunty Smello will not report this...


And she said she's matured. Lemme see how you will end his career now.

I knew this right from the beginning.