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saasala:
That is very much true sir. I have only seen the inside of an higher institution once in my life, and that was when a friend graduated from LASU.

Hmmmm...and yet I am busy hustling in Uniben. Issorait!

saasala:
If you are sapiosexual as you claim to be with your moniker, you should be more concerned about people's level of intelligence and not whether they are schooled or not. ...And did you not read a post on FP some days back about how useless one's school certificate can turn in Nigeria if you are not creative? I can not count how many occasions I outsmarted the so called 'graduates' in intellectual discourse, arguments, ideas, creativity et al. Need I say more?

I have my own company, my own office, I run my own business and I am in total control of my life. I can sit in front of my PC all day browsing Nairaland while I receive bank alerts, and nothing will happen, no boss will query me, I love me this way.

It may even surprise you to know that I have on many occasions written CV, Biodata and cover letters for many graduates, yet I dont have O Level. And thats even one of my selling point. Once a girl finds out I am 'this and that' without going to school, she just wanna fvck me.

Dude,are you really sure you didn't finish Sec school? Cuz your word delivery is near perfect.
I find that part of your story hard to believe.

joey150:
mehn..this one always work..after like 3 hi's on 3 diff occasion without reply.
Just type your very stupid...omg! The rage and long essay that would follow...ma broda youll never experrit!

Bros,you are 100% correct.

There's one girl like that I met online and we exchanged numbers. We began to chat on WhatsApp. But seriously,I won't call it a 'chat' cuz she kept on replying in monosyllables.

Replies like 'kul' 'fine' 'okay' 'Yes' 'ofcourse'. Bruv,I gave up on the girl. The day it now really vexed me was the day I sent something like "Watsup with you?" and it took her 4 days to reply with "I am kul",literally.

When she finally replied ,I told her she was boring and she can't even hold a conversation. Na im the girl begin type...dey vent unnecessary anger.

I swear,that day she typed more than 3 sentences at once which she had never done before. After that,I gave up on meeting random girls online.

Ah swear,girls can be really boring when they want to be.

Abeg,when USA election go shele?? I am tired of this Trump's rants already.

Mah know if he get mouth or not...really!

vipez:
you don talk for your mind?

Of course! When you post blindly, what to do??

vipez:
aunty Kemi, leave Olamide laaa.

go get a life aunty!!!

Ehhh,Ma'am...Olamide used the word 'Dude' in the caption above.

Read first before posting,abeg.

Stupidity can be in so many ways...atimes, it appears in an abominable form.

martineinstein:
oshiomole gave 1 million to sug for campaign; he pocketed90% of the money

Was that why they impeached her??

martineinstein:
her name is chinelo: One of the biggest thieves in uniben era

Bros,tell me more abeg...I heard that Geh sucked the Students' treasury dry...tell me,abeg.

Ebayray:
Lmao .

MrWhaley, I've seen ur handiwork in hall 4...


Thank God I'm coming from home.

Lols! Thank God there's a place like Hall 4 in Uniben. Else,I wouldn't have learnt the financial and nutritional values of Beans!
#IAmAHallFourBrethren.

So it took these mods 6 months to carry this thing to FP??
Walahi,there's no hope for this country!

vanvick247:
Gosh!! It's high time we started using jungle justice for such matter. "An eye for an eye". If such case is reported they victim should be given d opportunity to dish out same wicked act to d perpetrator sharply. No time for long stories and court tinz.

It's because of people like you that this country won't grow.
The sooner you jettison that Jungle Justice concept from your mentality, the better for mankind.

Ligxy:
Sile12 and his entertaining topics. I love horror movies but I get scared easily. I'm alone in my room, just reading this thread is making me scared already. Yet I won't stop watching horror movies. #sighs#

Reading this thread makes you scared??

Aunty,your lie can convert 1 Dollar to 1 Naira. Even Buhari couldn't do it.

Ksslib:
Na so Uniben go vote one winch as SUG president some years back. The damage wey that girl cause with student money reach to act season film.
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Bruv,is that the reason why many are against Obakpolor??

Certifiedboss:
Personally I feel she just pick from her father's outlet and wear to take pic of it as a form of advert . Because I follow her on ig and I've seen so many watches of such on her wrist m judging by the cost of this particular watch if she's truly buying then then her watch collection will be worth over 200m and I don't want to believe that . She wear from her father's outlet to advertise what they have in stock

Bros,you think so?? These Rich Kids are unpredictable atimes.

naughtynaughty:
pele ooo. Cum hard o nd don't ova scream

Okay o..buh shey you will follow me and Cum??

naughtynaughty:
go!

Lol..I won't...I want to Cum.

cruzita:
apart from nobody wey no fit make am ,which other inspiring music u don sing?

Another Level...obvious you live on Mars.

naughtynaughty:
ask ifa

Typical! Yoruba Gehs.

naughtynaughty:
Ugly wristwatch..ugly owner

Ma'am,hope you fine,shaa??

Hmmm..this should make FP naw.
Or are these Mods high??

27 year old Bread seller turned model, Olajumoke Orisaguna is Google’s most searched person in Nigeria in the last 3 months. Olajumoke was discovered by celeb photographer, TY Bello, in Feb.

See the full list of the 10 top trending people on Google Nigeria from Jan-March 2016 below…

1. Olajumoke Orisaguna
2. David Bowie
3. Adekunle Gold
4. Arakangundu
5. Dede One day
6. Mark Angel Comedy
7. Alan Rickman
8. Ibinabo Fiberesima
9. Natalie Cole
10. Falz

But for AdekunleGold to be on that list without Label mate Lil Kesh( even after dropping his album this month),this speaks volumes.

Happy for Falz...that guy should 'scatter' Headies this year!

Cc:Lalaticlala,Seun,Fynestboi....see the 'Password' oo..

Jennifer Obayuwana, billionaire daughter and Executive Director of Polo Avenue, a luxury store in Lagos, has been in Switzerland for some days. She has been doing luxury shopping in the Basel and one of the things she got is a Breguet wrist watch.


Bragging about the watch, she wrote, “Breguet! Same price as the Porsche 911 turbo but you can’t take the car into the party!”

The Porsche Turbo usually costs around $80,000 to $100,000, which is about 20 million naira.



But the thing I can't fathom is whether that watch can tell you the time of your death 'cuz if it can't tell me that,then it's a No No for me.
Buh shaa,izz nor my business!

See the pictures below,abeg.

https://www.ngtrends.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/03/jennifer-oba1.jpg

https://www.instagram.com/p/BDPyWqKEM-x/?taken-by=feeljeni&hl=en

Stuntkid172:
which one be colorful cloth again?

Their clothes of many colors..

Davidsylva:
yes oh,abeg carry that ur transgendered from my side...

Sharrap! Cos she's bigger than your ARV??

yungEX:
well said! Uniben girls are fond of these.

True,shaa...especially all those Education girls with their colorful clothes.

So una don carry this election come here??




#LaurettaObakpolor,abeg!

megareal:
Joke away na. Tomatoe seller bad ni? Ask Olajumoke....the bread seller.

So,you are one of those that are being mentored by that 'OniBuredi'?? Wonders!

megareal:
If wishes were horses......
I'd be the president of Nigeria.

But as wishes have never been horses,you are one roadside Tomato seller like that...



Aunty,nor vex..na joke I dey.

Ebayray:
.i nr talk oooo

Will you ever agree that you talked??
Yeye Geh.

bebe2:
Aaaaahhhhhhhh

Enough already.

If I hear one more word on this psquare or pcube issue gain eh,

am going to walk up to a mobile police man and give him a dirty slap , make I see wetin go happen

And you think you are funny?
Clap for yourself.

SlimBrawnie:
Now I'm scared, beautiful blessing though.

Scared of pregnancy?? Lols.