Edmondd:
I give to beggars not minding if they're real or fake. A giver is a giver.

Christmas is at the corner, you really need our service. Reach us for your interior decorations including curtains and window blinds and other home accessories. Tel/WhatsApp 07013038612.

Please give me window blind. I'm a begged here. I'm begging you. Please keep to your words

April4th:
E clear say nor be u cook am. But just incase you can cook like me, kudos to brothers who know there way around the kitchen and can cook up a storm

Lol, if you see my small kitchen you go think say na big restaurant o

Divay22:
Intimidated by a guy who can cook
My i don't care attitude (saving me from time immemorial)
I'll even appreciate you the more after you finish cooking, we eat, you bath me and cuddle me to sleep.

Judging by your sigy eh, I can do you ate the kind that would appreciate good food.
Na the bathing side I like most. When can we start?

BlaqCoffee109:
@ op you try...at least you don't fall under the category of men that can't boil eggs; for someone who boast of liking his food near perfect, your presentation is wack. As for taste nah you know weda d rice one part don sef...all in all well done most importantly your type can serve breakfast on bed...

Jealousy ,
Na food you wan eat abi na presentation. Shey na Heaven I wan go present the food?
Na my breakfast be that jor.

Adanairaland:


No wahala

Am in

Oya check your DM

Adanairaland:


Who will be our judge?

Na me go be the judge na. If you impress me, we can work something out

Adanairaland:

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I can challenge you

Oya na, challenge me. Let's Start by you making a good ede soup..

Adanairaland:






No

What if he doesn't but I do?

Adanairaland:


Stop following me around cos you stink...

*Covers nose*

What if he genuinely likes you?

Skengman:

I usually don’t comment on sections like this but when I saw this one I felt I shd just give u my one penny advise. Congratulations by the way for knowing how to, something a lot of us can’t do. However, I must tell u, it’s bad if u start finding faults in people’s cooking esp., your gf/wife. It’s a thing of pride for an African woman to cook for her man, and for him to like the food. If u start finding faults, it dents the very substance of their pride. Forget all these people calling u husband material. You have to appreciate your woman’s food whether sweet or not. In your case, since u cook, u can teach them so they can cook to your standard.

I understand my bro, I understand.
It's a weakness im trying to overcome. Growing up with no girl in the house (ok, just one girl), I enjoyed doing all the chores with my aunty's younger sister in-law. I always want my meals to be near perfect.
I've been trying not to find fault, but I haven really met a girl who can challenge me

TheOdd1sOut:
wetin do uniport babes?

Wetin them dey carry babe do?

TheOdd1sOut:
the guy is a weakling. What do you expect

Make him come make I give am uniport babes

But why?

Eberechi24:

save your strength.

Thanks babe, she already got the attention she needed

Amakababe:
shhh, jokes on you.
its called NORMAL vs PARANORMAL. I might've not been alive far back the days of the sodomites but trust me dude, I have experiences with these "straight male cooks".
ooooh pls, did I just say 100% of male cooks are gay?
I was being merciful.
Add 100% of Mr Biggs male workers and all food joints you see around Tantalizers et al. 100% of bartenders. I always advice my gurls not to flirt with guys from these places bfr they rub gayness on them like The OP is trying to do with me right now. god forbid HOWEVER.

Ps: I don't need you to bliv, tsk. bye!!!

Babe listen, I don like insulting ladies but I think you are disturbed and need urgent help, I can recommend you to a doctor.
I won't judge you because the series of events in your life has made you who you are, a man hater.
It is not your fault that you committed abortion 8 times before 22.
It is not your fault that you dropped out of school before finishing your first year.
The number of guys that used and dumped you, I'm sorry its their fault.
That is why you have resorted to dating married men. I'm sorry all these happened to you at this early age.
You hate guys because of their looks, even before they approach you, you think they have nothing to offer.
I won't say much babe. I understand you are frustrated and you can't get a good dic.k
I know your type, you are indirectly asking me out. Go treat your mental illness first, I might considereconsider a night stand

Adanairaland:

Eberechi24:

Make I invite you for dinner, only say you no go go that night

boomssey:
But still can't find d chicken though even if it's not a live chicken

Lol. The thing small.

Amakababe:
shutup and listen to me.
you are gay, you are not straight.
100% of good male cooks are dick lovers. now run along and STOP ARGUING.
I hate stubborn peeps

Pureheartlady come answer this girl abeg

pureheartlady:
I know dear, no vex, abi make I kneel down

I will give you a call later in the afternoon.

No kneel down o. Make dem no think say you want propose

Eberechi24:

lol, i love my man cooking. i can't help it

Lol.
And I love girls who enjoy my meal

Eberechi24:


You go cook tire.

So if we marry now, you no go leave your lingerie biz cook for me abi? Isit fair?

pureheartlady:

Babe, how you dey na. Have been expecting your call since

Adanairaland:


Which one is belly account number?

Na the number wey food de take enter your belly na.
No worry I for invite you for a dinner, but you are far way

savior22:
look at how you just break Mrwondah heart

Lol, she no fit na.
My heart na bouncing ball, e no dey break.

Adanairaland:
Send mine biko

Just send me your belly account number dear