AlanSugar:
Risky cars ("cars are parked at owner's risk" ) are those cars parked outside the banking premises only. You can't employ security within the banking premises and still put your customers cars at their own risk! Hope that makes sense to you somehow?

Nope, not at all. How did you arrive at the answer "Risky Cars".

Cars parked at owners Risk.

You have a serious explanation to do.
What kind of wages for you need over 20 million naira cash to pay? What happened to going cashless?

Most creative award goes to Thor Hammer

Only the rich gets justice

syntekelite:


An online presenter or radio personality who doesnt know the cyber act law or prohibition law governing sharing of explicit content both underage and adult..(without consent). How did he get the job.....

He shared the video to clarify the issue of rape. If he hadn't shared the video those guys would probably be in jail and chrisland closed for rape that didn't happen.
While I agree what he did was a crime, he used his own freedom to save those kids for on going to jail

Ezmans:
year 2000 is not 2020

Did you notice the words are in quote?

"Elections are not won on social media".

How much?

Sniper101:

boys be making 300k daily
and men be making 3m daily

Na mind o. Who no get mind no fit invest o

No wonder boys are making 3-500k daily on illegal refinery

Ipsum:
TLC

Dell XPS 13 2-in-1
13.3" FHD+ 2K infinity edge Touch Display
I7-10th gen
8GB RAM
256 SSD
Backlit keyboard
Thunderbolt 3 port
X360 tablet mode
bla bla bla
Laptop + dongle + charger..
428k

What year is this?

Stranger things season 4.
Here is my theory. Spoilers ahead.
After carefully watching the relationship between eleven and 001(aka Vecna) I believe that Vecna didn't attack all these while because eleven was still alive, secondly it took him longer time to attack from the upside down because he had not created much Gates.
Second theory: that Edie Munson is eleven, and Will is the mind flayer.
Last theory not mine

Na only you be party chairman na only you be presidential candidate

Really? 50 SIM cards

Yeah, I patronised xvideos because of Mia Khalifa.

wumi2017:
People dey look me and talk say I go get plenty boyfriends ..

Let my be your nairaland boyfriend. My nairaland girlfriend no free talk to me again

I've always wanted to bang this girl after banging her sister

Amount paid in NEPA Bill cannot be compared to amount wasted on fuel.

Sex before marriage is sin, now read it backwards.

OP why are you angry? Take a chill pill, they haven't heard the news.

Dreamhighnow:


I bet you cannot do 5% of what she did. Did u hear she was jailed several times
Just hide behind your keyboard typing anything

Your level of intelligence in statistics really caught my attention. I can spare a few bucks in enrolling you but I'm afraid that would be waste of resources.

People these days lack courage. If you want to fight someone fight them openly.
Why escape disguising as another person? You fought your fight like a pussyh that you are

nikkiss:


I thought you said you are in transit?

You can post your advert on nairaland but you can't pick my calls or deliver what you collect money from me.

You don't know he's a scammer?

Church and unnecessary prides

I wonder how much she'd make month with this outdated format.
She needs the money more than she needs the job. I'll advise op to give her the job offer if she's willing to work, but be mindful as first impression they say maters a lot.

220k for all studio Equipment

As seen on Twitter.
Glutton = foodie
Beer Belly = fupa
Fat = tick
Short = petite
Billing boyfriends = knowing their worth
Oloshô =
Bleaching = organic skin care
Ugly = inner beauty
Over weight = plus size
Anger = mood swing
Rich man = privileged
Rich woman = hardworking
Poor man = lazy
Poor woman = male dominant society
Bald = medical condition.

Add yours

OhBritannia:
Nonsense!!!! The writer of this article has lost it.

Openly bashing a show because they refuse to include any gayyy scene.
Are you going to tell the writers and producers to include what they do not want in their show?
The effrontery!!!! Absolutely nonsense.

Kudos to the writers of bridgerton for sticking to what they believe.

Let me continue with the series, still in episode one actually but i am glad i won't be seeing any gayyy scenes in the show.
They should not watch it, nobody is forcing them.

Same reason I stopped watching "our flag means death" must they include Gabriel?